1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[StealthFan]

I have the greatest beard in the world. Bitch even knows how to cook.

[Shaka Khan]

you guys can joke all you want about the perceived latent homosexuality of my posts, but i'm telling you all straight up you talk about dicks way, way too much. there's more to life than dick.

Add cock envy to the list.

[Kara]

I used to think Stump was p. cool until I found out he had an MFA in Impressionism.

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[Shaka Khan]

But the man can't even grow chest hair let alone a beard.

[Himu]

He said dick. Shaka. Hold me.

You know dick is my trigger word. Trigger to

[Rufus]

http://shawnelliott.blogspot.com/2014/09/the-time-that-totalbiscuit-totally-told.html 

I knew he was a smarmy bell-end, but holy crap

“We run a popular gaming channel with over one million subscribers and have a Twitter following of almost 190,000. I would like to bring to your attention the fact that Shawn Elliot, one of your employees, posted a derogatory remark earlier today about my employer, namely "Fucking yuck. @totalbiscuit is truly gross". That remark was deduced from an out-of-context screenshot he had discovered of a partial conversation between my employer and an obnoxious person over Twitter. The image had been circulating on one of 4chan\'s hate threads in the /v/ section, where Shawn or a follower of his might've stumbled upon it.
Without confirming whether that image represented the entire conversation, Shawn proceeded to tweet the aforementioned remark about TotalBiscuit to his 16,000 followers, which include a lot of industry professionals we are in contact with, have collaborated with or wish to in the future (names include Tom Ohle, Ben Kuchera, Evolve PR, Justin Kranzl, etc). Needless to say this tarnishes my employer's image greatly, all because of a misunderstanding. We felt this most certainly constitutes getting off on the wrong foot, which led to my employer posting an audio clip directed at Shawn, meant to explain the entire situation in detail (you can listen to it here: http://bit.ly/10WLPxs). Here is a screenshot of Shawn's tweet and a link to his actual tweet: https://twitter.com/ShawnElliott/status/343151754554269697 // http://i.imgur.com/hQkBdMY.png We would appreciate it if Shawn could abstain from posting such remarks in the future and if he would be so kind so as to issue a public apology to my employer, as unverified offensive statements aimed at industry professionals do nobody any good.”

[Momo]

Eh. Looks arent everything, sure it gets your foot in the door, but if you have a horseshit personality, good luck with life breh. Lucky for me I'm a decent looking fucker with a above shit tier personality, so I just about make it.

[parallax]

stump looks like john gemberling

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/look-at-the-media-at-work-on-us.248072/

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129342323&postcount=6492

[toku]

I don't really put up with shit from people I have been inside of but let some girl call me distinguished black fellow. I'd A) Laugh my ass off then B) Never talk to or fuck her again

God forbid actually living with her.

[Momo]

live-in GF

I bet that nicca is supporting her ass

[Squiddy]

Oh his post yeah taht is some shit. I refuse to be called a "distinguished black fellow" in a non-erotic way in my own house.

[StealthFan]

You never heard how nogs like to be degraded in the sack? Every black bitch I've known that has a non-black boyfriend lets them call them all kinds of disgusting shit when they fuck. So demonic.

[Squiddy]

[Momo]

Was just linked to an old post of mine on giantbomb .. 

6 years, 1 month ago

[Dennis]

lol lets help Activision make more money in the future

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=892922

[Rufus]

Hey man, they're "consumers", this is normal.

[Brehvolution]

I saw that Stump part live last night on Conan. I thought he looked familiar. His fake ad was probably the least offensive one. Some of the others were pretty bad.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129342323&postcount=6492
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make gigantic walls of detective style posts for racist gaf posters but get called "distinguished black fellow" in your own home brehs

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=892796

damn. do any of the mods not look like freaks? some of you nerds seem to dig kagari, but... eh.

this dude is one missing child short of a gypsy caravan.

I get that the entire point of your account is to be provocative and by taking anything you say seriously I lose, but I just have to say that the last shit Stump took is a better and more beautiful person than you will ever be, and I mean the real you, the greasy neverlaid cretin behind the keyboard. Bitch. Fuck you.

[sarslip]

if anyone could please coli-ize that prince flocka pic, i wouldnt object.   

[demi]

As professional voyeur of fat people with beards - I've seen better

[nudemacusers]

lol if my wife ever called me a spic during an argument her ass would be on the curb. live in GF? lmao.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129342323&postcount=6492
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[Squiddy]

lol if my wife ever called me a spic during an argument her ass would be on the curb. live in GF? lmao.

What if she called you spic during sex? 

[nudemacusers]

depends on if I'm on costume or not 

[headwalk]

minority privilege is the thrill of being racially demeaned for sexual purposes.

[StealthFan]

wait what nationality are you nude :patrice:

[nudemacusers]

half cracker (one of those east euro gypsy countries) half spic (mexican)

[StealthFan]

spics are ricans and dominicans breh. you're a beaner.

[headwalk]

half cracker (one of those east euro gypsy countries) half spic (mexican)

hispanic isn't even a proper minority. you're a quarter at best.

[king of the internet]

depends on if I'm on costume or not 

Aren't you always in costume for that

[nudemacusers]

spics are ricans and dominicans breh. you're a beaner.

well tell that to all the dues who called me a spic when I was younger  :'(

[king of the internet]

Some girls will throw whatever they got at you when they're in that moment. I'm white so I'm immune to racism but I've been called some nasty shit regardless.

[Momo]

In fights women tend to try and rile me up by questioning my masculinity, joke's on them, I have none 

[sarslip]

that's when you give her that hard, hateful fuck, put on your sweatpants and bounce.

[king of the internet]

Some girls will throw whatever they got at you when they're in that moment. I'm white so I'm immune to racism but I've been called some nasty shit regardless.

"You wanna play Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 more than you want to spend time with me, you fucking nerd"

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When she storms out all like "fuck you asshole (please chase after me)" and you're all like  cool, she's gone

[nudemacusers]

Some girls will throw whatever they got at you when they're in that moment. I'm white so I'm immune to racism but I've been called some nasty shit regardless.

I'm just glad my wife can look past race and love me for my whiteness.

[Momo]

How long is the ban mac?

[nudemacusers]

 


why they hate tho

[king of the internet]

 

why they hate tho

 

You still have two strikes left. Not that bad.

You never wanna go full joke poster though. That always ends in one way. Gotta keep it a little ambiguous at least.

[nudemacusers]

Gaf has no room for a good joke poster anymore :'(

A very curt ban message, too. Lacking the subtle charms of a blackace ban message.

The thread is still open, though. I'll take that as a W.

[king of the internet]

Gaf has no room for a good joke poster anymore :'(

A very curt ban message, too. Lacking the subtle charms of a blackace ban message.

The thread is still open, though. I'll take that as a W.

Based on the seemingly vexed "enough" and the curtness of the second sentence I will presume that's a besada ban. Reads like him.

[Momo]

If I had to guess : duckroll

[ToxicAdam]

why they hate tho

You're on the naughty list now mac. Towards the end I was receiving 4 week bans for any little thing I did.

[nudemacusers]

these mods ain't loyal 

[Momo]

Especially if you have guys like omom who were permed on their first ban :'(

[nudemacusers]

it was bound to happen eventually. i usually have a 4 year lifespan on large forums. this is how they repay all those pageviews  :'(



you guys are different tho

                                                                                               

[Kara]

When a woman gets mad at me she just points out my glaring character flaws that I already know about and do nothing to correct instead of casually insulting me.

Actually one hasn't gotten at me in a long time, so I don't really know anymore.

[I'm a Puppy!]

For what it's worth I thought your thread was a work of art nude.
GAF needs more of that, less everything else.
But you gotta remember man, you're not blamespace, timedog or devo, you can and will get banned.

[Dennis]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Nude, I think it was probably the sheer volume of troll threads that did you in and not such much that specific thread.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129319064&postcount=6442

Can't say I'm really a fan of the ambivalence towards partners calling you -ist things.

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Invisible minority.

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[I'm a Puppy!]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Could you say that male gaffers make 75 cents to the female gaffer dollar?

[Dennis]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Could you say that male gaffers make 75 cents to the female gaffer dollar?

50 cent at most

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129319064&postcount=6442

Can't say I'm really a fan of the ambivalence towards partners calling you -ist things.

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Hey man, if it's during sex it could be kinda hot. Just sayin'
 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Could you say that male gaffers make 75 cents to the female gaffer dollar?

50 cent at most

Man, you're so oppressed. You should totally start a hashtag about it. #neogafbucks

[king of the internet]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Nude, I think it was probably the sheer volume of troll threads that did you in and not such much that specific thread.

It's probably because you come off salty as fuck in any thread about women. That bitterness simmers, just being honest.

[Dennis]

I got banned for using the same tone towards devo that she uses towards others 

But then there are far fewer women on GAF than men so they are worth more.

Nude, I think it was probably the sheer volume of troll threads that did you in and not such much that specific thread.

It's probably because you come off salty as fuck in any thread about women. That bitterness simmers, just being honest.

Salty as fuck meaning here disagreeing with a women. Standard SJW accusation.

[Squiddy]

SJW?