1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[SpeedStats]

the idea of a big rig driver out there somewhere down south with k-on dice danging from his rearview

Better idea.

[doctavius bonbon]

I would contribute to a kickstarter to make the above happen

[Pickles the Firecat]

I would contribute to a kickstarter to make the above happen

Only if the cargo is uncensored copies of Criminal Girls.

[Kara]

If you do a gundam at least get one of those sets you can paint and build yourself. Accomplish something.

I would buy and build those (NO JUDGE PLS), then immediately throw them in the trash after I was done building them.

It was both Zen AND rep-protecting.

Vanity of vanities, brehs, all is vanity.

[toku]

Building model kits gundam or otherwise is fun. You can spend a lot of money and time on it though. Used to do it in high school but I could see myself picking it back up when I'm old with kids and need an excuse to sit in the garage for hours avoiding my family. Airbrushing and decaling adds a whole other layer.

[nudemacusers]

I'm old with kids and need an excuse to sit in the garage for hours avoiding my family.

that's why men invented poker night and strip clubs.

[Shadow Mod]

If you're extroverted being a trucker would be a miserable existence.

[Himu]

For me, this Gundam model is already broken. I enjoy it; I custom painted it. It stands upon my tv entertainment center admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a soft, glossy touch. But when I put this Gundam model on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off my television and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the Gundam model is already broken, every moment with it is precious.

[doctavius bonbon]

If you do a gundam at least get one of those sets you can paint and build yourself. Accomplish something.

I would buy and build those (NO JUDGE PLS), then immediately throw them in the trash after I was done building them.

It was both Zen AND rep-protecting.

Vanity of vanities, brehs, all is vanity.

 :'(

think of all the poor orphans you could have introduced to superior japanese animation.

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would have made a nice cover too.

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[Himu]

You should give the models away rather than throwing them away. Throwing them in the trash is waste.

[cosmicblizzard]

no, that's olimario.

manabyte got banned for crying wolf on too many suicide attempts because he was forevohwait

Oh that guy.  Didn't he have a wife that divorced him?  Or was that a lie?  This was mostly before my time on gaf when I occasionally browsed during college classes.

[Shadow Mod]

No.

Change the subject because you got caught being dumb.

[cosmicblizzard]

Says the Judgy Jason 

[Shadow Mod]

If judging people for having a shit ton of anime, figurines and sexualized little girl vidya is wrong, well hell I don't want to be right.

[nudemacusers]

bunch a critical christies up in here

[Kara]

When I understand that the Gundam model is already broken, every moment with it is precious.

You should give the models away rather than throwing them away. Throwing them in the trash is waste.

I didn't reference Ecclesiastes 1:2 just to appear erudite.

[ToxicAdam]

If you're extroverted being a trucker would be a miserable existence.

Depends. There are city drivers for LTLs  that make 10-12 stops in a day. Big downside is everything you do is recorded/taped.

[toku]

For me, this Gundam model is already broken. I enjoy it; I custom painted it. It stands upon my tv entertainment center admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a soft, glossy touch. But when I put this Gundam model on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off my television and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the Gundam model is already broken, every moment with it is precious.

[Himu]

For me, this Gundam model is already broken. I enjoy it; I custom painted it. It stands upon my tv entertainment center admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a soft, glossy touch. But when I put this Gundam model on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off my television and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the Gundam model is already broken, every moment with it is precious.

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[Kara]

The ephemerality of existence brehs.

[Himu]

Could be said for anything: from a gundam model, to a person you love, a good time in your life, or even a relationship.

[Joe Molotov]

I would contribute to a kickstarter to make the above happen

Only if the cargo is uncensored copies of Criminal Girls.

Get Burt Reynolds, we've got the plot for Smokey and the Bandit 4.

[jakefromstatefarm]

I didn't reference Ecclesiastes 1:2 just to appear erudite.

You are so fucking ostentatiously pedantic

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My favorite Bible passage is Psalm 139:12 & 14. I interpret it as humans being both imbued with fear and wonder as well as their Creator feeling those emotions while he's making them

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[Himu]

Karakand teaching me new words

[Sausage]

Judging eh.

At this point it's not even "lol anime" so much as it informs you they're super fucking sedentary.

Movies are one thing, vidya it gets a bit worse, just tons of anime series, shiet dude.

The guy's a super extroverted sports fan trucker.  No need to generalize someone's lifestyle based on what he likes.

Trucker.

Sits on his ass.

Sports and anime. So more sitting on ass watching it.

This dude has zero sex drive. He's pretty content with his lifestyle.

[Kara]

You are so fucking ostentatiously pedantic

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My favorite Bible passage is Psalm 139:12 & 14. I interpret it as humans being both imbued with fear and wonder as well as their Creator feeling those emotions while he's making them

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May you never cross paths with my vindictively pedantic parent.

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That reading pivots on "for I am fearfully and wonderfully made." Not bad.

Verses 8-9 in that Psalm are kind of amusing if you're a pedant (the motions described create a cross). It's almost like... foreshadowing.

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[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163212021

I'm not giving a summary, read this fucking shit 

[doctavius bonbon]

i just get sleepy :'(

[cosmicblizzard]

This dude has zero sex drive. He's pretty content with his lifestyle.

Hey, if the guy's happy.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163212021

I'm not giving a summary, read this fucking shit 

Bipolar Affective Fapping Disorder.  DSM needs to get on that shit.

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

Cajun's pretty much asexual.

He's also a super nice guy in the NFL thread (a little weird, but aren't we all). I know you have your prejudices against these types of people, but he's the most harmless person you could imagine. And I enjoy imagining a tiny Asian guy who's also deep into Cajun culture. I hope he goes to all these dances!

And he's not a trucker, but a fuel truck dispatcher.

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

Cajun's pretty much asexual.

He's also a super nice guy in the NFL thread (a little weird, but aren't we all). I know you have your prejudices against these types of people, but he's the most harmless person you could imagine. And I enjoy imagining a tiny Asian guy who's also deep into Cajun culture. I hope he goes to all these dances!

And he's not a trucker, but a fuel truck dispatcher.

Stop humanizing the people I make fun of to feel better about my life breh.

[ToxicAdam]

I find it hard to believe someone has 'zero sex drive' when they curate a shrine of sexualized fantasy entertainment like that.

It's just a different form of sublimation.

[fistfulofmetal]

I kind of have a "nerd shrine" that I just put together. It's a small bookshelf in the dining area. I have mostly lego stuff but also the wooden Thor's hammer I got from PAX and also the Samus figure. I may move it to my bedroom but I dunno, I kinda like it where it is.

[octopushover]

Thank god I have a backstory on Cajun. I was hoping I would know a gaffer's life story by lunch time today I really was.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cajun is cool in my book, outside of the anime shit. Successful career and loves football, funny dude, etc. I fuck with him.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105588185&postcount=82
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122583751&postcount=590

Honest question, why isn't this poster banned? What does he (and posters like him) possibly add to the discussion aside from shitting up threads?

[Tasty]

This just showed up in my Twitter:

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It's true though.

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[Van Cruncheon]

i consider sportsball feghitry a crime almost on par with an animu fuckshrine

[Van Cruncheon]

you can tell jappasexuals by how much emphasis they place on fuckin mascot characters

[benjipwns]

I would contribute to a kickstarter to make the above happen

Only if the cargo is uncensored copies of Criminal Girls.

Get Burt Reynolds, we've got the plot for Smokey and the Bandit 4.

Riding with Death 2 plz

[Dennis]

White, brown haired guys are the best.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105588185&postcount=82
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122583751&postcount=590

Honest question, why isn't this poster banned? What does he (and posters like him) possibly add to the discussion aside from shitting up threads?

Maybe I'm missing something, but just seems like typical white noise posting. If they banned for that like 90% of the forum would be gone in a week.

[nudemacusers]

spurts

I know 'sports' are dominated by muscular black men but tame your freudian slips a bit.

[parallax]

This just showed up in my Twitter:

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It's true though.

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why are donkey kong and wesker on there? dk is a western design, and wesker is from a japanese dudebro series now.

[thisismyusername]

This just showed up in my Twitter:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtUcCFXIEAEamIt.jpg

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It's true though.

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why are donkey kong and wesker on there? dk is a western design, and wesker is from a japanese dudebro series now.

The Evil Within/PsychoBreaker isn't Western either, it's Japanese being published by a western house.

[benjipwns]

Plus the Mario Brothers are Italian.

Or from New York or something.

[ToxicAdam]

i consider sportsball feghitry a crime almost on par with an animu fuckshrine

The worst a sports fan is going to do is frame an overpriced jersey or have a tacky lamp. Not a figurine of Lebron James in a french maid's outfit.

[benjipwns]

Not a figurine of Lebron James in a french maid's outfit.

Now here's a real Kickstarter campaign.

[nudemacusers]

i consider sportsball feghitry a crime almost on par with an animu fuckshrine

The worst a sports fan is going to do is frame an overpriced jersey or have a tacky lamp. Not a figurine of Lebron James in a french maid's outfit.

on the other hand, sportsdorks have the tendency to wear team jerseys everywhere.

[Pickles the Firecat]

i consider sportsball feghitry a crime almost on par with an animu fuckshrine

The worst a sports fan is going to do is frame an overpriced jersey or have a tacky lamp. Not a figurine of Lebron James in a french maid's outfit.

Nah, we have our own inhouse problems that meet obsessed otaku standards. And the ubiquity of sports makes it more acceptable for people who get way, way too caught up in them to be open about it in public. Basically:

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[Phoenix Dark]

This just showed up in my Twitter:

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It's true though.

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a bunch of white people and a gorilla
 

[cosmicblizzard]

This just showed up in my Twitter:

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It's true though.

[close]

Just to make things fair:

[toku]

I'm starting a boy band with esch and pd. Like a new Boyz 2 Men. We're called "Bishonen Boys." I'm the pretty one, Esch is the bad boy and PD is the Lance Bass.

[Positive Touch]

i consider sportsball feghitry a crime almost on par with an animu fuckshrine

and I don't even like spurts like that

at least sports fans aren't defending raping chilre o wait

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861832
There is entertainment to be had here.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861832
There is entertainment to be had here.

I couldn't only handle a couple pages of the PDF. Maximum cringe.

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861832
There is entertainment to be had here.

I couldn't only handle a couple pages of the PDF. Maximum cringe.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122616565&postcount=69
There's so many amazing bits.

[king of the internet]

Oh my god there's literally 90 pages of this. Can you imagine being forced to read it from start to finish? It literally makes me sick to my stomach. 

[nudemacusers]

someone should do a dramatic reading

actually, I'll have my computer do one. I think that's the only way I could save this.

[Kabouter]

It's a bit like reading some spree killer's manifesto, except this is somehow less funny.

Are you really that stupid

to think that I‟m that stupid to fuck everything up?

You want my fuckin nose in your vagina? Really?

Here‟s a good alternative, go sit on a fucking plunger

you dumb cunt. And I swear to God if you try to act

like this again I‟ll just have God off you.”