Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5994516 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #841 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on July 25, 2014, 01:31:12 PM

Just sounds like swearing for the sake of it all over everything.

Usually that's my type of humor, but this stench of trying too hard is hampering any enjoyment I can get out of it.

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Again this is ...South Park season one rright now. And I am aiming to bring it up further.

...

Most criticism is. Its not funny. Its not funny. Its not good.
So my only response is that. Well this is your sense of humor. Or this is just an early version.
What response would be more apt?

Kabouter · « **Reply #842 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:34:32 PM »

From his responses in the thread:

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And the language is representative of how Americans talk.

Americans seem rather ineloquent.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #843 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Kabouter on July 25, 2014, 01:13:54 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861832
There is entertainment to be had here.

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When I came back in America in 2012. I came back brimming with

ideas. The one that would have been easiest to do and earn capital with was

this one. I began writing this book using a bootlegged copy of Microsoft

Word on a bootlegged version of Windows 7 Super Sexy Black Ultimate

Edition with a pink Dell laptop I got from a rather nice girl‟s rather

corpulent, tattoo cluttered, Mother (including one tattoo being the Chinese

character for sex) who thought that it was “broked fo gewd”. It also

happened to be sitting in a corner next to a dusty special red Xbox 360

Resident Evil 5 edition. I met that girl on OKcupid.com but she ended up

being, like, this crazy pseudo-lesbian slut (she told me she was a lesbo, and

her friend told me she was a slut). Luckily, we had Taco Bell after a night at

a gay karaoke bar, and I vomited as she de-robed and entered the shower at

her place (I was not yet re-accustomed to pseudo-Mexican fast-food). I say

luckily because she was a SA-LUT. Like 88 guys was her "number" three

years before I even met her. GA-ROSS. Yeah, I‟m allowed to judge. I mean

by writing this I‟m essentially Go~AHEM*. Anyways, she had this red

Xbox sitting gathering dust too so I took it. She totally let me. Though to be

honest it was a parasite of time. So when I came out, instead of working

hardcore to get things done. I spent way too much time with Fallout 3, New

Vegas, Skyrim, and that‟s pretty much it. Ooo Ooo Deus Ex HR came out

also.

king of the internet · « **Reply #844 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:42:46 PM »

I mean, it's one thing to simply be unfunny but this shit is coming from a dark place. Kinda disturbing. $:-\$

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #845 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:47:11 PM »

We might not know where or when the first terrible real-life tragedy associated with NeoGAF will take place. But at least now we have a pretty good idea of who will be behind it.

Tasty · « **Reply #846 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:53:12 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122617714&postcount=82

MAC

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #847 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:58:09 PM »

It's ironic how untalented people that are wildly confident can become more entertaining than actual talented people.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #848 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:59:37 PM »

Like Vince Vaughn or Sara Palin.

benjipwns · « **Reply #849 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:04:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122618908&postcount=106

Kabouter · « **Reply #850 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:06:24 PM »

Thanks for that youtube video mac, truly.

benjipwns · « **Reply #851 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:08:01 PM »

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Its not failure yet. I just need to get attention. Pass out flyers or something at churches. Get some people to raise some awareness.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #852 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Kabouter on July 25, 2014, 02:06:24 PM

Thanks for that youtube video mac, truly.

text-speech timing isn't the best, and as they say, timing is everything :'(

Tasty · « **Reply #853 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:09:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2014, 02:04:45 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122618908&postcount=106

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Because lets be realistic. We all pretty much have the attention span of cats or small children. And unless something is paying us an amount of money we deem suitable, or its out of necessity to live, or it involves explosions, comedy or nudity, then it becomes very difficult to focus on getting something done.

Yeah, no... That's probably you, though.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #854 on:** July 25, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 25, 2014, 01:46:53 PM

Quote from: Kabouter on July 25, 2014, 01:34:32 PM

Americans seem rather ineloquent.

(Image removed from quote.) Our brevity* balances out the verbal diarrhea of Europeans.

*Karakand not included

A girl I met at a bar many moons ago confided to me that she thought I was a homosexual because I spoke eloquently. I later buttfucked her.

Dennis · « **Reply #855 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:49:16 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2014, 01:29:20 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

This is how Americans talk?

I'll find out I guess.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #856 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:50:45 PM »

Europeans have a rich history of sensitivity towards the Jewish people.

Dennis · « **Reply #857 on:** July 25, 2014, 03:51:26 PM »

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/505258219/21st-century-holy-bible

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #858 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 25, 2014, 03:50:45 PM

Europeans have a rich history of sensitivity towards the Jewish people.

From today

benjipwns · « **Reply #859 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:25:09 PM »

in that article the one lady, Iris Berben, points to football as an example of Germany being a tolerant country

(I think...Deutsch nicht sehr gut)

FStop7 · « **Reply #860 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:34:54 PM »

Quote from: toku on July 24, 2014, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: Esch on July 24, 2014, 10:54:00 PM
It's all over once you buy and openly display figurines. RIP in peace.

Friend of mine has one but he gets away with it because A) He's already married B) She works in the games industry and C) It's mostly comic book shit which still isn't as bad as female moe anime figurines.

I have 3 large action figures that were made from scraps and trash found by a soldier while he was serving in Afghanistan. That gets an exemption, right? ... right?

fizzel · « **Reply #861 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:42:55 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122604211&postcount=424

FStop7 · « **Reply #862 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:46:20 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on July 25, 2014, 04:42:55 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122604211&postcount=424

That shit can't be real. Come on.

king of the internet · « **Reply #863 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:50:40 PM »

I'm just imagining some poor sap working in a child sex bot factory in order to put food on his family's table, that's gotta be weird. Especially for the guy responsible for sculpting the genitals.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #864 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:54:00 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

try to impress hoors with something other than money brehs

bork · « **Reply #865 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:31:34 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 25, 2014, 04:54:00 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

try to impress hoors with something other than money brehs

What kind of fucking idiot does this?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #866 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:33:23 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on July 25, 2014, 05:31:34 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 25, 2014, 04:54:00 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

try to impress hoors with something other than money brehs

What kind of fucking idiot does this?

dear op feels so accomplished, too.

Dennis · « **Reply #867 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:34:37 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

"For half an hour I did things I could never imagine I could do. Even the girl said bravo at the end (never before I heard a remark from her)."

This never happened.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #868 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:40:36 PM »

oh it probably did, op probably talked himself up, mentioned all his prep work, and she sweetened her tip with a well timed compliment.

Dennis · « **Reply #869 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:43:42 PM »

You tip hookers?

'Murica $:-\$

octopushover · « **Reply #870 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:48:31 PM »

I so hope that "never before I heard a remark from her" means she has never spoken to him once

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #871 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:49:52 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 25, 2014, 05:47:55 PM

Quote from: Dennis on July 25, 2014, 05:43:42 PM
You tip hookers?

'Murica $:-\$

We do? That must be why all those backpage ads say no black dudes

pretty sure that's true lol

brob · « **Reply #872 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:51:37 PM »

lmao, dudes who hire sexworkers being desperate to impress them is common as fuck

y'all think the shackles of performative masculinity are magically lifted away just cus you pay to get it in?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #873 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on July 25, 2014, 05:43:42 PM

You tip hookers?

'Murica $:-\$

i usually give them empty gift cards to luxury stores

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #874 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:57:02 PM »

the tip would all i'd be comfortable with

PlayDat · « **Reply #875 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:30:18 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 25, 2014, 04:54:00 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

try to impress hoors with something other than money brehs

terrisus channeling his inner FreeMufasa, I see.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #876 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:31:11 PM »

Quote from: PlayDat on July 25, 2014, 06:30:18 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 25, 2014, 04:54:00 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=861991

try to impress hoors with something other than money brehs

terrisus channeling his inner FreeMufasa, I see.

there's a little freemufasa in all of us. literally, his spunk is probably in the water supply.

benjipwns · « **Reply #877 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:37:23 PM »

Guy should be careful, that's how Gaborn died.

I may be misremembering things.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #878 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:43:40 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2014, 06:37:23 PM

Guy should be careful, that's how Gaborn died.

I may be misremembering things.

not funny

Squiddy · « **Reply #879 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:47:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2014, 06:37:23 PM

Guy should be careful, that's how Gaborn died.

I may be misremembering things.

benjipwns · « **Reply #880 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2014, 06:43:40 PM

not funny

What else is new?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #881 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:58:34 PM »

Quote from: cosmicblizzard on July 25, 2014, 12:27:32 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2014, 10:36:52 AM
This just showed up in my Twitter:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's true though.
[close]

Just to make things fair:

(Image removed from quote.)

This is fair? Japan still wins.

Hell Japan side even only has one game I don't care about.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #882 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:00:23 PM »

Weeabooooooo

Squiddy · « **Reply #883 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:06:07 PM »

Spanking defense force

Let's promote beating children, bos

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #884 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:06:58 PM »

Go play your murder sims dudebro.

Squiddy · « **Reply #885 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:07:15 PM »

Spanking defense force

Let's promote beating children, bos

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #886 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:09:18 PM »

Go play your murder sims dudebro.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #887 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:10:13 PM »

Go play your murder sims dudebro.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #888 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:10:18 PM »

Weeabooooooo

Squiddy · « **Reply #889 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:15:06 PM »

Time for a server donation drive?
Can't be bad mouthing Tyler for his GAF servers when we're getting 500 errors

Tasty · « **Reply #890 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:17:10 PM »

cosmic's counterpoint isn't really the same IMO, that's picking mostly indie games for the west (which, yes, are more colorful) where as both images' Japanese sides feature series that sell decent to great (or, at the very least, are from boxed retail releases.)

No duh indies are picking up the wacky slacky, the samieness of the AAA western releases is what the image was meant to highlight.

and all that.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #891 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:24:32 PM »

Weeabooooooo

Oh and I'm not having any server issues

benjipwns · « **Reply #892 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:44:03 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 25, 2014, 07:07:34 PM

it's kind of weird how Japan is always set up against the entire rest of the world combined in these discussions.

even weirder that they used to decisively win, anyway.

Well, except that one time in the 1940s.

benjipwns · « **Reply #893 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 25, 2014, 07:47:15 PM

WWII is such a boilerplate example of a Japanese L. What about Perry basically saying 'you gon trade with us, or you'll get that work from these cannons nicca "

You're going to count something 35 years before Nintendo was founded?

etiolate · « **Reply #894 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 25, 2014, 07:06:35 PM

it's kind of weird how Japan is always set up against the entire rest of the world combined in these discussions.

even weirder that they used to decisively win, anyway.

You could probably include Korea and China with Japan, even if most of what they produce is F2P.

Team Death Match · « **Reply #895 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:02:48 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 25, 2014, 06:58:34 PM

Quote from: cosmicblizzard on July 25, 2014, 12:27:32 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 25, 2014, 10:36:52 AM
This just showed up in my Twitter:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's true though.
[close]

Just to make things fair:

(Image removed from quote.)
This is fair? Japan still wins.

Hell Japan side even only has one game I don't care about.

Himu · « **Reply #896 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:03:50 PM »

Mirrors edge sucks.

benjipwns · « **Reply #897 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2014, 08:03:50 PM

Mirrors edge sucks.

mods help

Positive Touch · « **Reply #898 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 25, 2014, 08:03:50 PM

Mirrors edge sucks.

the absolute worst himupinion ever posted

cosmicblizzard · « **Reply #899 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 25, 2014, 06:58:34 PM

This is fair? Japan still wins.

Hell Japan side even only has one game I don't care about.

Just posting the picture, that's all.

Quote from: benjipwns on July 25, 2014, 06:37:23 PM

Guy should be careful, that's how Gaborn died.

I may be misremembering things.

First of all, not cool. Second, nope.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41388085&postcount=24

News:

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