1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[StealthFan]

I don't even stan for it.

[Himu]

I've never played it.

And I'm thinking of From Dusk still Dawn. Also, it's not like Raimi evil dead trilogy were character showcases. They were great horror movies with wicked special effects.

[StealthFan]

I might rent the Remaster to fuck with the multi. Never got the chance to play that mode on PS3 because of online passes. Not going to touch the sp again tho.

EDIT: I am talking about his Spider-Man films and Oz The Great And Shitiful.

[nudemacusers]

I would argue about the games I play but you've probably never heard of them

[Himu]

Timecop

[Joe Molotov]

get rid of all your sweatpants and you'll have half life 3 sweatpants

Already done.

[CatsCatsCats]

I wish I had some Half-Life 3 sweatpants.

Saved for secret Santa reference

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123658556&postcount=28
people are still getting astroladded in 2014

[FStop7]

I don't subscribe to the TLOU newsletter but Robert Rodriguez? For real? Nah. TLOU is more like a summer blockbuster that gets great reviews simply because the story and characterization isn't total dogshit. TLOU is basically a Marvel movie in terms of actual quality and reception.

TLOU is a lift of Children of Men. 

[Squiddy]

Fuck, I just got astroladded. 
I didn't read the username before responding.

[Squiddy]

Is that you, Atra-boy? 

[Atramental]

No, Squiddy. 

[Atramental]

Also, if you were to visit upstate South Carolina you would realize that "sidewalk sleazebags" & "metro molesters" don't really exist in this area because almost everyone here drives cars to get to places.

[Joe Molotov]

No, this is Atra.

[Himu]

I want that cup but I want it to say man tears because I'm not a misandrist

[Joe Molotov]

I want that cup but I want it to say man tears because I'm not a misandrist

http://www.zazzle.com/man_tears_mug-168043533597637808

[thisismyusername]

man, this konami employee in the japan mobile thread is making me larf

a) he's shitting on "good enough" games, clones, and "teeth-scrapingly bad value propositions" when he was boosting the fuck out of Lords of Shadow 2 scant months ago

b) he's shitting on "slot machine mechanics" and F2P poop when Konami just released Swords and Poker Adventures last week, one of the ugliest (in terms of monetization) F2P games I've played.

To be fair: He's Konami America (or Europe?), so his opinion is a "western gamer" focused one. Lord of Shadow 2 was horrible, sure. I don't think he (personally) disagrees. Whereas as an (employee) he has to.

For the F2P shit that Konami released, that's mostly... Japan, yeah? I haven't followed Mobile so did the one you're talking about make the jump to the west?

[larrydavid]

brehs, i need an expert to break down the contextual distinction (and perhaps sociological/group category underpinnings) of breh vs. bruh. i see breh around here and places where you all go, but everywhere else it's only bruh.

[Himu]

Sword and poker adventures gets boring.

[Tasty]

brehs, i need an expert to break down the contextual distinction (and perhaps sociological/group category underpinnings) of breh vs. bruh. i see breh around here and places where you all go, but everywhere else it's only bruh.

breh is more chillax imo

[demi]

brehs, i need an expert to break down the contextual distinction (and perhaps sociological/group category underpinnings) of breh vs. bruh. i see breh around here and places where you all go, but everywhere else it's only bruh.

There is no separation of the two. Each would equally get you slapped.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=866549

How do I live with an asexual girlfriend? #1
I'm 27, she's 21. I was her first in bed and I'm having troubles coming to terms with her having no sex drive at all.
She says she never even thought about having sex and was disgusted by the thought of being intimate with a partner. Thing is, I want and need sex as I need the feeling to be desired. She says she does, too, but in the 3 months we've been together she only initiated sex once while being sober (this is gonna be important afterwards). When we have sex (usually 2-3 times a week), it's alright but I always get the feeling that something is lacking.

We've been talking about this even since before we got together and I was hoping she'd gain appetite after a while. Unfortunately, though, she doesn't. She says that sex is alright for her and that she can have orgasms, but she doesn't feel the need to have sex with me. I try to understand her, as I've had a girlfriend who was almost the same as her, but I still get the feeling that she's somehow holding back. Sometimes I think she's not being honest with herself as I can't imagine anyone not having a sex drive but having some research I found that asexuality reality exists.

My problem now is coming to terms with that. We love each other and we have sex on a semi-regular basis but I'm still having doubts. My problem is, that I can't imagine a person not having a sex drive and I fear this is what could cause this relationship to end, which I really don't want to. Everything besides the sex is pretty good and we can have a great time, but when I want more, I often feel she only has sex with me because she feels I want it. I don't know how to deal with that, though.

We've been talking quite a bit about this and I feel it always comes down to her having sex with me because she's scared of losing me, if we don't do the deed. I must admit, that the situation is really frustrating to me, but I believe she's just as irritated as me.

Since I don't really know what I want to achieve with this thread (maybe some venting will prove to be enough) I would like to hear from some people who've had similar experiences. I'm trying to get used to her asexuality, but I think I could appreciate, if some people shared their experiences and could tell how live with an asexual partner.

If she's drunk, however, she changes into a sex monster, but always getting her drink is not an option to me. This last point, however, makes this whole thing feel like she's holding back her desires and if that's the case, I'm wondering why she does.

TL; DR: My girlfriend is asexual, I'm sexually active. Are there any arrangements one can make, to make this whole thing work?

[Himu]

I want that cup but I want it to say man tears because I'm not a misandrist

Gonna stick with misogyny for now?

Yep.

Where's Koshiba?

[Shadow Mod]

Lord, hasn't it been long established that you're not exactly on the same wavelength as 99.99999% of the human race? You don't like music, comedy, or sex. Just sit these conversations out, man.

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123692255&postcount=188

[benjipwns]

Kids these days, thinking "urban renewal" is some new trend of the past decade. 

Robert Moses is probably going to rise from his grave and demolish some uncouth part of a city in response.

[benjipwns]

Discussion that made me think of you AWESOM-O:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=123657536#post123657536

[thisismyusername]

and as an employee, he has the option to say nothing on neogaf rather than making excuses and kissing dave cox's arse.  he didn't take that option.

True. Despite being tagged as Konami, he kinda uses the account for both his personal opinions and Konami opinions/PR/stuff. I'm wondering when that'll get him burned, but I don't think he's that bad.

[Diunx]

Some person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation cunt banned me at gaf for voicing my support for Palestine

[Himu]

Considering your support for Hitler on the coli, I bet that ban was warranted.

[Phoenix Dark]

guess the losing side should stop firing rockets and breaking ceasefires huh
 

[benjipwns]

Should try another server instead of just willingly respawning each round.

[Joe Molotov]

Should try another server instead of just willingly respawning each round.

Israel using aimbots, VAC ban pls.

[besada]

Discussion that made me think of you AWESOM-O:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=123657536#post123657536

I generally hate Pigeon, but when he goes up against Metaphoreus, I'm 100% on his team.

Can a shadow mod please get Metaphoreus banned?

That would require us to go into PoliGAF.

[tiesto]

Growing up obscure RPGs like linkle liver story (shit), Valis and or hard ones like phantasy star and games like rygar, ninja gaiden, shinobi were 'hardcore'.  the block buster bros and sports people were pretty much the scum of the gaming earth then

Linkle Liver Story ain't bad but Crusader of Centy (Gau/Nextech's previous action RPG) was a lot better. LLS suffered from some pretty bad slowdown.

[Joe Molotov]

Discussion that made me think of you AWESOM-O:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=123657536#post123657536

I generally hate Pigeon, but when he goes up against Metaphoreus, I'm 100% on his team.

Can a shadow mod please get Metaphoreus banned?

That would require us to go into PoliGAF.

Send Benji in "Apocalypse Now"-style to take him out.

[Dennis]

I was just going through some of my old GAF bookmarked threads and I came upon these two now banned members:

Sethos, PC gamer and contributor.

Sinitar, long time member he joined in 2004 now perm banned? don't know why.

You ever think about some of the high quality posters that gets lost over the years because of trivial shit?

Sometimes I feel maybe long time members who contributed a lot over the years shouldn't get thrown out over posting that one bad post.

[Himu]

Most of the best posters have left, been modded and now post less, been banned, or still post but now are surrounded by the newer members and post less.

I still want chairman yang to join our forum

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=866753

Was hoping for this

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll never underestimate the power of nerds again.

[Tasty]

I doubt nerds have pushed it to $92 million opening weekend

[Joe Molotov]

If you wanna know how much boxoffice pull nerds have, look no further:

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=snakesonaplane.htm

Opening Weekend:    $13,806,311
Domestic:     $34,020,814    

[zepblackstar]

Most of the best posters have left, been modded and now post less, been banned, or still post but now are surrounded by the newer members and post less.

I still want chairman yang to join our forum

I'm convinced GAF has turned into a more organized version of tumblr with all of the sjw paranoia.

[Tasty]

I'm convinced GAF has turned into a more organized version of tumblr with all of the sjw paranoia.

[Dennis]

Most of the best posters have left, been modded and now post less, been banned, or still post but now are surrounded by the newer members and post less.

I still want chairman yang to join our forum

I'm convinced GAF has turned into a more organized version of tumblr with all of the sjw paranoia.

Ripclawe, are you the black gaffer that was always getting accused of being an Uncle Tom?

They sure did have it in for you.

[nudemacusers]

I'll never underestimate the power of nerds again.

ah yes, the power of nerds, that's definitely why guardians of the galaxy is a hit

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=speedracer.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=johncarterofmars.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dredd.htm

[zepblackstar]

Most of the best posters have left, been modded and now post less, been banned, or still post but now are surrounded by the newer members and post less.

I still want chairman yang to join our forum

I'm convinced GAF has turned into a more organized version of tumblr with all of the sjw paranoia.

Ripclawe, are you the black gaffer that was always getting accused of being an Uncle Tom?

They sure did have it in for you.

lol, yeah then it got switched to uncle ruckus to be more modern which was hilarious to me.  Never took it remotely serious and had fun with which seemed to make some more people pissed off.

Some mods really didn't like me.

[nudemacusers]

ripclawe are you permed or just on an extended vacation?

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=866753

Was hoping for this

Console wars, nerd version.

[zepblackstar]

ripclawe are you permed or just on an extended vacation?

perm.
"and with your declaration that child beatings are fine with you as long as they aren't a bit too long, we finally bid adieu, Ripclawe"

You would think I advocated child abuse which I didn't but meh. Some mod took it that way.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll never underestimate the power of nerds again.

ah yes, the power of nerds, that's definitely why guardians of the galaxy is a hit

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=speedracer.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=johncarterofmars.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dredd.htm

[Squiddy]

Were you advocating slapping children or hitting them with objects in order to teach them a lesson?

If so, yes, you were advocating child abuse.

[nudemacusers]

I'll never underestimate the power of nerds again.

ah yes, the power of nerds, that's definitely why guardians of the galaxy is a hit

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=speedracer.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=johncarterofmars.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dredd.htm

on what planet does my post indicate i'm mad.

:ulost

[Stoney Mason]

I was just going through some of my old GAF bookmarked threads and I came upon these two now banned members:

Sethos, PC gamer and contributor.

Sinitar, long time member he joined in 2004 now perm banned? don't know why.

You ever think about some of the high quality posters that gets lost over the years because of trivial shit?

Sometimes I feel maybe long time members who contributed a lot over the years shouldn't get thrown out over posting that one bad post.

If you have any strong opinion that runs counter to whatever the prevailing opinion is on GAF you won't be there for long. That's GAF. That is the end result of a heavily modded forum like that.

[Kara]

ah yes, the power of nerds, that's definitely why guardians of the galaxy is a hit

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=speedracer.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=johncarterofmars.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dredd.htm

Dredd is for a creepy subsection of nerds (grimdark aficionados) don't narc on me Cheezmo , not sure it should count here.

[Kabouter]

Goddamn, I am MIGHTY tempted to log in and troll, but since we have mods reading this I am positive I'll be banned, and I don't want to disappoint kabouter-San.

GAMER TEARS
MY LAUGHTER

I think it's been weeks since I've last banned someone, so it's unlikely I'd be the one to ban at least .

I mainly spend my moderation time changing thread titles for no good reason and creating dumb polls.

[nudemacusers]

ah yes, the power of nerds, that's definitely why guardians of the galaxy is a hit

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=speedracer.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=johncarterofmars.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scottpilgrim.htm

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dredd.htm

Dredd is for a creepy subsection of nerds (grimdark aficionados) don't narc on me Cheezmo , not sure it should count here.

it's a form of nerdbait that was covered in nerdjizz and flung and uninterested passerby's and thus counts.

[Phoenix Dark]

John Carter shouldn't count either. There may be some cave of John Carter fanboys somewhere, but ultimately that film was a traditional summer blockbuster - big hunky guy fighting shit. Meanwhile Scott Pilgrim has a rather diverse fanbase from what I've read, but despite a good cast it couldn't garner a diverse audience for whatever reason.

I thought GOTG would bomb because it features a cast that's half CGI or in heavy makeup, in a cheesy looking sci fi setting based on a comic no one knows about except the most hardcore of Hot Pockets nerds. Marvel did a great job making it funny/witty apparently, and making it entertaining. I haven't seen it (and have no intention to. Still haven't even seen Avengers) but all the word of mouth I've observed has been positive. Marvel is a master at this shit, I guess.

[Shaka Khan]

That list is missing Pacific Rim.

[nudemacusers]

John Carter shouldn't count either. There may be some cave of John Carter fanboys somewhere, but ultimately that film was a traditional summer blockbuster - big hunky guy fighting shit. Meanwhile Scott Pilgrim has a rather diverse fanbase from what I've read, but despite a good cast it couldn't garner a diverse audience for whatever reason.

I thought GOTG would bomb because it features a cast that's half CGI or in heavy makeup, in a cheesy looking sci fi setting based on a comic no one knows about except the most hardcore of Hot Pockets nerds. Marvel did a great job making it funny/witty apparently, and making it entertaining. I haven't seen it (and have no intention to. Still haven't even seen Avengers) but all the word of mouth I've observed has been positive. Marvel is a master at this shit, I guess.

now this is a post.

[Phoenix Dark]

John Carter shouldn't count either. There may be some cave of John Carter fanboys somewhere, but ultimately that film was a traditional summer blockbuster - big hunky guy fighting shit. Meanwhile Scott Pilgrim has a rather diverse fanbase from what I've read, but despite a good cast it couldn't garner a diverse audience for whatever reason.

I thought GOTG would bomb because it features a cast that's half CGI or in heavy makeup, in a cheesy looking sci fi setting based on a comic no one knows about except the most hardcore of Hot Pockets nerds. Marvel did a great job making it funny/witty apparently, and making it entertaining. I haven't seen it (and have no intention to. Still haven't even seen Avengers) but all the word of mouth I've observed has been positive. Marvel is a master at this shit, I guess.

now this is a post.

I haven't seen any of the films mentioned on the last couple pages.