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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8040 on: September 17, 2014, 02:22:51 PM »
Also old school liz hurley

Hm.

Maybe you're alright

I would straight up run through a minefield for a chance at Liz. She's fucking fire.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8041 on: September 17, 2014, 02:33:47 PM »
all i did was go to lunch...

You kinda remind of the kid who craps himself and runs the dodgeball game in gym.
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« Reply #8042 on: September 17, 2014, 02:36:57 PM »
would suck all of your dicks for a 50/50 chance to smell milla jovovich's toilet seat
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« Reply #8043 on: September 17, 2014, 02:37:54 PM »
would suck all of your dicks for a 50/50 chance to smell milla jovovich's toilet seat

:obama
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« Reply #8044 on: September 17, 2014, 02:39:03 PM »
 Deal :shaq
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« Reply #8045 on: September 17, 2014, 02:41:12 PM »
would suck all of your dicks for a 50/50 chance to smell milla jovovich's toilet seat

No thanks but Squiddy can have mine so feel free to do him twice. :shaq

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« Reply #8046 on: September 17, 2014, 02:43:04 PM »
Deal  :shaq
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« Reply #8047 on: September 17, 2014, 02:44:20 PM »

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« Reply #8048 on: September 17, 2014, 02:45:36 PM »
 :patel
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8049 on: September 17, 2014, 02:48:08 PM »
Iggy has a pretty face but she's got Iggy Pop's chest.
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« Reply #8050 on: September 17, 2014, 03:33:19 PM »
always loved how this topic goes from 0 to 60 on the kinsey scale between pages  :lol  :-*

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8051 on: September 17, 2014, 03:59:53 PM »
Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Now if she does a video in blackface, then we can talk.

Thank you. So tired of this shit. Hip hop doesn't belong to black people.

The crabs in the barrel approach to female rappers always baffled me. It's as if they legit believe there can only be one "big" female rapper at a time, and when a new one arrives she must automatically have beef with whoever is on top. When Nicki came out she got pushback from Remi Ma and Lil Kim. When Foxy Brown was hot she was beefing with Lil Kim as well. Granted male rappers go at east other all the time but there are always a bunch of "big" male rappers, whereas how many times does that happen with females? Foxy and Kim were pretty big at the same time, but that's about it. And when I say "big" I'm talking commercial success so don't bring up Da Brat, who is obviously an amazing rapper but just wasn't a commercial star like Nicki or Iggy right now.

Shit is wack. Iggy is having fun pretending to be a rapper, let her cook. She can co-exist with Nicki.
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« Reply #8052 on: September 17, 2014, 04:14:40 PM »
always loved how this topic goes from 0 to 60 on the kinsey scale between pages  :lol  :-*

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« Reply #8053 on: September 17, 2014, 04:21:34 PM »
Aaliyah for life, you motherfuckers :tocry

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« Reply #8054 on: September 17, 2014, 04:22:15 PM »
Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Now if she does a video in blackface, then we can talk.

Thank you. So tired of this shit. Hip hop doesn't belong to black people.

cac  :pacspit

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« Reply #8055 on: September 17, 2014, 04:32:01 PM »
Just wait until all the cacs catch on to you guys calling them cacs, and "take the term back".
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« Reply #8056 on: September 17, 2014, 04:32:35 PM »
please stop criticizing skinny white women, guys. you don't know their plight
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« Reply #8057 on: September 17, 2014, 04:40:33 PM »
Just wait until all the cacs catch on to you guys calling them cacs, and "take the term back".
The Benfolds already did this ten years ago

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« Reply #8058 on: September 17, 2014, 04:42:21 PM »
i like black widow

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« Reply #8059 on: September 17, 2014, 04:53:38 PM »
Nah people were hating on Bronson for more than a year because they said he sounded like Ghostface. That's just how Bronson talks.

 :lol

Lots of rappers use different voices while rapping. Nicki has that Barbie voice, the British accent voice, etc.
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« Reply #8060 on: September 17, 2014, 04:54:52 PM »
"Hip hop doesn't belong to black people" :sabu I don't think anyone said it did but to act like it isn't or wasn't analogous to black American culture is :neogaf
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« Reply #8061 on: September 17, 2014, 05:05:42 PM »
Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Now if she does a video in blackface, then we can talk.

Thank you. So tired of this shit. Hip hop doesn't belong to black people.

The crabs in the barrel approach to female rappers always baffled me. It's as if they legit believe there can only be one "big" female rapper at a time, and when a new one arrives she must automatically have beef with whoever is on top. When Nicki came out she got pushback from Remi Ma and Lil Kim. When Foxy Brown was hot she was beefing with Lil Kim as well. Granted male rappers go at east other all the time but there are always a bunch of "big" male rappers, whereas how many times does that happen with females? Foxy and Kim were pretty big at the same time, but that's about it. And when I say "big" I'm talking commercial success so don't bring up Da Brat, who is obviously an amazing rapper but just wasn't a commercial star like Nicki or Iggy right now.

Shit is wack. Iggy is having fun pretending to be a rapper, let her cook. She can co-exist with Nicki.

i mean Kim and Foxy were never stars at the level of Nicki either, but they had radio hits and were known by white people, so by that standard there were plenty of times when lots of females coexisted in the industry: Latifah, Salt n Pepa, Brat, Kim, Foxy, Lauryn, Missy, Left-Eye, Eve, all existed on the radio at the same time, all did tracks with each other without problems. This was also a time when each crew had the token female who was allowed to at least be on songs and would get their own 1 hit occasionally, Trina, Gangsta Boo, Shawnna, Rah Digga, Mia X, those Crime Mob girls etc.

now though, much like in videogames, the mid-tier female rapper has been eliminated but this time it has more to do with dumb label politics and an industry that pretends that it's not possible to have more than 1 female out at once, females beefin with each other doesn't have anything to do with it imo.

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« Reply #8062 on: September 17, 2014, 05:07:55 PM »
Honestly I don't have much argument here against PD, so I'll concede.

nah, rappers trying to do southern voices always sounds terrible, drake sounds dumb when he does it too

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« Reply #8063 on: September 17, 2014, 05:10:12 PM »
AC2 and Brotherhood are classics. Facts only.

I'll be honest, Revelations was great. And I really like the first one everyone seems to hate. After that? I can't muster up a molecule of fuck to give, AC3 killed anything I liked about the franchise aside from really liking the naval battles which should be their own game.

The "last-gen"/PS360 new game coming is probably going to be that. Plus AC4 had a bunch of "naval" battles under the Pirate guise. It gets a little annoying to do a bunch of piracy for elements to upgrade your ship, though...  :-\

Popgaf here?  Why the fuck?  :what

Where popgaf infests the fucking bronies are soon to follow. Welp, it was a nice ride guys. Be prepared for NSFW pony pics and endless discussions on iggy azalea.

You twos tears are delicious.

Momo

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8064 on: September 17, 2014, 05:12:13 PM »
Why are people still fearful of a great pony invasion anyway? It feels like the whole brony thing is as dead as the LL Cool J single pants leg lift.

Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8065 on: September 17, 2014, 05:15:27 PM »
Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Now if she does a video in blackface, then we can talk.

Thank you. So tired of this shit. Hip hop doesn't belong to black people.

The crabs in the barrel approach to female rappers always baffled me. It's as if they legit believe there can only be one "big" female rapper at a time, and when a new one arrives she must automatically have beef with whoever is on top. When Nicki came out she got pushback from Remi Ma and Lil Kim. When Foxy Brown was hot she was beefing with Lil Kim as well. Granted male rappers go at east other all the time but there are always a bunch of "big" male rappers, whereas how many times does that happen with females? Foxy and Kim were pretty big at the same time, but that's about it. And when I say "big" I'm talking commercial success so don't bring up Da Brat, who is obviously an amazing rapper but just wasn't a commercial star like Nicki or Iggy right now.

Shit is wack. Iggy is having fun pretending to be a rapper, let her cook. She can co-exist with Nicki.

i mean Kim and Foxy were never stars at the level of Nicki either, but they had radio hits and were known by white people, so by that standard there were plenty of times when lots of females coexisted in the industry: Latifah, Salt n Pepa, Brat, Kim, Foxy, Lauryn, Missy, Left-Eye, Eve, all existed on the radio at the same time, all did tracks with each other without problems. This was also a time when each crew had the token female who was allowed to at least be on songs and would get their own 1 hit occasionally, Trina, Gangsta Boo, Shawnna, Rah Digga, Mia X, those Crime Mob girls etc.

now though, much like in videogames, the mid-tier female rapper has been eliminated but this time it has more to do with dumb label politics and an industry that pretends that it's not possible to have more than 1 female out at once, females beefin with each other doesn't have anything to do with it imo.

Another example of a musical genre downgrade so that it appeals to as little people as possible :hitler
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Satch

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« Reply #8066 on: September 17, 2014, 05:15:57 PM »
what is Am_I_Anonymous and why is it so angry?


also hello everyone :heart  :D

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« Reply #8067 on: September 17, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »
'ello

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #8068 on: September 17, 2014, 05:18:38 PM »
hello my fave

what's this I hear about you hating on dark skinned ppl tho
 :ufup
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« Reply #8069 on: September 17, 2014, 05:19:13 PM »
what is Am_I_Anonymous and why is it so angry?


also hello everyone :heart  :D

:camby
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8071 on: September 17, 2014, 05:35:26 PM »
hello my fave

what's this I hear about you hating on dark skinned ppl tho
 :ufup
im going to pick up a weak willed cac whos in touch with his feminine side, has a Nubian Queen complex, and loves Jessie Ware. and then im gonna show him some of that good old tough love.

basically a guy like mac, but not married and not mexican. so... basically Moblin.

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« Reply #8072 on: September 17, 2014, 05:37:39 PM »
basically a guy like mac, but not married and not mexican. so... basically Moblin.
Time to stop being a ghost, breh.

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« Reply #8073 on: September 17, 2014, 05:45:54 PM »
Im gonna settle the izzy debate


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8075 on: September 17, 2014, 06:01:09 PM »
so izzy has the superior ass injections?
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Brehvolution

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8076 on: September 17, 2014, 06:32:00 PM »
Im gonna settle the izzy debate

She has more talent from the waist down than the waist up?
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« Reply #8077 on: September 17, 2014, 06:35:44 PM »
Im gonna settle the izzy debate

She has more talent from the waist down than the waist up?

Pound for pound, talent waist down is twice as valuable as talent waist up.

And there's a lot of pounds in those nether regions.
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« Reply #8078 on: September 17, 2014, 07:30:08 PM »
does satch really have aids?  :-\

Go and die.
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« Reply #8079 on: September 17, 2014, 07:32:25 PM »
does satch really have aids?  :-\
I didn't know Satch had sex with your mom!
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8080 on: September 17, 2014, 07:34:09 PM »
Izzy's ass ain't fake. Niccas don't know what a fake ass looks like.
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« Reply #8081 on: September 17, 2014, 07:43:05 PM »
does satch really have aids?  :-\

:-\ yes

and as your mother, i think it's time for me to come clean and let you know that you likely have it too. im sorry.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8082 on: September 17, 2014, 07:46:09 PM »
wait wut
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Satch

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« Reply #8083 on: September 17, 2014, 07:50:46 PM »
obviously i dont have aids, but you can leave it there if you want to. me and some ex-popgaf buddies found your page a while back and made some threads on there for laughs, and "satch has aids" was one of them.

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« Reply #8084 on: September 17, 2014, 08:00:05 PM »
whew, glad to know that's not true. I was about to say, maybe that's why she hates dark skin dudes. One gave her AIDs :fbm

it's so demonic, my friends
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #8085 on: September 17, 2014, 08:00:20 PM »
would suck all of your dicks for a 50/50 chance to smell milla jovovich's toilet seat

small saggy tits are so unfortunate.

she looks nice, though.
zzz

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« Reply #8086 on: September 17, 2014, 08:03:35 PM »
My black knighting for nothing :(
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Himu

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« Reply #8087 on: September 17, 2014, 08:32:44 PM »
Satch I'm sorry for hating. Do you want to fill the bore with POP LOVE to make the straight men kill themselves?!
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« Reply #8088 on: September 17, 2014, 08:35:47 PM »
which one was satch

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« Reply #8089 on: September 17, 2014, 08:39:08 PM »
I don't know who any of this new people are.

Squiddy

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« Reply #8090 on: September 17, 2014, 08:41:34 PM »
Man, Satch has a lot of dickriders already.

Let me guess, it's a she?

She's a pretty fit bird, mate.
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« Reply #8091 on: September 17, 2014, 08:43:04 PM »
wrath don't be so jelly, i'm sure next year vogue will say that arab men are in for next fall/winter.
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« Reply #8092 on: September 17, 2014, 08:44:01 PM »
*urge to bring back Fem-Atra rising*

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« Reply #8093 on: September 17, 2014, 08:52:00 PM »
wrath don't be so jelly, i'm sure next year vogue will say that arab men are in for next fall/winter.

No girl wants to be put in a burka and be forced to milk my camels.

Some girls are down for anything.

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« Reply #8094 on: September 17, 2014, 08:52:04 PM »
*urge to bring back Fem-Atra rising*
1. you're too much of a puss to ever commit
2. no one here would fall for it after the amount of cockteasing you've done over it
3. i honestly thought backslashbunny was your creation and was disappointed that shes a real person

Atramental

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« Reply #8095 on: September 17, 2014, 08:58:28 PM »
*urge to bring back Fem-Atra rising*
1. you're too much of a puss to ever commit
2. no one here would fall for it after the amount of cockteasing you've done over it
3. i honestly thought backslashbunny was your creation and was disappointed that shes a real person
1. Eh. Yeah. Probably.
2. True. But I don't think that matters to some people here. They just like to play along and indulge in the sure fuckery that is Fem-Atra.
3. What if... backslash is my creation and I've just been denying it up until this point?

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« Reply #8096 on: September 17, 2014, 08:59:26 PM »
Satch I'm sorry for hating. Do you want to fill the bore with POP LOVE to make the straight men kill themselves?!

it's okay, i love you  :heart

and yes i am ready. the only thing is i don't quite know the thread etiquette yet. i know that theres a general hip hop thread, but are there individual threads for big album releases throughout the year? and i know theres a general "music news thread," but i dont know how that fits in with everything. i havent really figured out the way things work, but im trying to learn. ive been browsing the threads off-and-on throughout the day.

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« Reply #8097 on: September 17, 2014, 09:00:22 PM »
eh, why am I talking about hiring and paying people with people on GAF? They're barely employed. I keep falling into that trap!
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« Reply #8098 on: September 17, 2014, 09:07:18 PM »
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/jonathan-dwyer-your-next-up-on-that-summer-jam-screen-arrested-for-domestic-violence.250393/

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« Reply #8099 on: September 17, 2014, 09:17:56 PM »
Satch I'm sorry for hating. Do you want to fill the bore with POP LOVE to make the straight men kill themselves?!

(Image removed from quote.) it's okay, i love you  :heart

and yes i am ready. the only thing is i don't quite know the thread etiquette yet. i know that theres a general hip hop thread, but are there individual threads for big album releases throughout the year? and i know theres a general "music news thread," but i dont know how that fits in with everything. i havent really figured out the way things work, but im trying to learn. ive been browsing the threads off-and-on throughout the day.

You can make a pop thread or use the music news one, no rules. Although we probably need a couple more pop fans to ensure a pop thread works independently.
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