1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Kara]

I don't actually drink tea, only import euro water.

I use Euro import water to make tea.

In the microwave.

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I don't actually do this but I bet you believed it for a second because Kara.

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[Sman]

Lexi's banned.

What for?

Saying fuck you to Instigator when reminded of her OA membership. She went OA on him.

Insti's also gone.

[nudemacusers]

I wonder if instigator is gone for good, dude plays with fire like none other.

I don't actually drink tea, only import euro water.

I use euro import water to make tea.

In the microwave. (Image removed from quote.)

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I don't actually do this but I bet you believed it for a second because Kara.

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I actually didn't believe any of it

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because kara

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[Kara]

[StealthFan]

I shower once every two days
I haven't fucked this decade
I jack off in my bed
I eat and drink in my bed
I am on my bed for most of the day
i got terrible gas, especially last night. I thought I sharted a couple times
I have no comforter, and never ever "make" my bed. I got a top sheet and a big ass blanket balled up, nothing is protecting the bottom sheet.
I haven't washed my sheets this year.

[Squiddy]

I shower once every two days
I haven't fucked this decade
I jack off in my bed
I eat and drink in my bed
I am on my bed for most of the day
i got terrible gas, especially last night. I thought I sharted a couple times
I have no comforter, and never ever "make" my bed. I got a top sheet and a big ass blanket balled up, nothing is protecting the bottom sheet.
I haven't washed my sheets this year.

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That's kinda disgusting.

[StealthFan]

Like anyone gives a fuck what you think Squiddy

[Oblivion]

ROFL at the Evilore and Amir0x thing.  A nice lesson that everything you put out there on the internet is public information.  No matter how old it is, even if it is deleted, someone can go on archive.org and find your old posts.

Good thing my posts are mostly useless whining and expressing my love of chubby girls with huge tits and Musou games.

Yeah, I have quite a bit of embarrassing shit posted over the years (mainly on gaf) but thankfully nothing incriminating, I think.

[Shadow Mod]

How often do you guys change sheets? Every other week, here. am I being neurotic?

No. Need to be changed often especially during the summer. Even more often if you have pets imo.

[Kara]

They said 'sir, if you do not get quiet, I am going to handcuff you and arrest you where you stand.' I replied "You ****ing do that then, you piece of shit Pocono police. This shit is probably the highlight of your do nothing ticket-giving day anyway."

[Atramental]

My parents have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

[Shadow Mod]

My parent have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

Oh so that's why no poon in the bed.

[Atramental]

My parent have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

Oh so that's why no poon in the bed.

Basically... 

[Kara]

I fall asleep at a desk so much washing my sheets seems like a waste of water even if it's done on a normal timetable.

[nudemacusers]

My parents have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

ladies love a man with parents willing to invest in their son's climate control.

[Atramental]

My parents have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

ladies love a man with parents willing to invest in their son's climate control.

The only problem is that my parents don't like ladies that want to do the bidness with me outside of holy matrimony. Especially under their roof. 

[king of the internet]

My parents have a nice AC system so I don't have worry about drenching my sheets in summer time sweat. 

ladies love a man with parents willing to invest in their son's climate control.

The only problem is that my parents don't like ladies that want to do the bidness with me outside of holy matrimony. Especially under their roof. 

That's your only problem?

[Atramental]

No I have more problems than that but I'd rather not drag them out for all to see.

[nudemacusers]

bb that ship sailed a while ago. <3

[Squiddy]

No I have more problems than that but I'd rather not drag them out for all to see.

 

[Atramental]

Clarification: re-drag them out

[Shadow Mod]

:atra

[Rufus]

This reminds me of Polari's roommate who never changed her sheets. He even posted pictures of it, I think. It was disintegrating already.

[dmj]

white theme = affluent, cultured stylish individuals browsing forums on brand new macbook pros while sipping chai teas on their terrace overlooking a newly gentrified urban landscape composed of other slightly less affluent, cultured and stylish individuals

dark theme = sleeps on a twin bed, computer functions as a nightlight/pirated games archive/television, empty cans of code red line the single-pane windowsill, doesn't change sheets, keyboard layered in spit, sweat, and artificially flavored chip dust, contents of trash bin resembles regurgitated rats nest components and papier mache scraps.

Wait at how true this post is.  I use the white theme and I have a new MBPr and while I don't like Oprah's chai tea latte from Knee, I do enjoy the Pumpkin Spice Latte a bit. 

[Himu]

Hi DMJ. Himuro here. You can have your animted avatar here. We allow gif avvies. It's okay! Go back to your old one!

Join us FF bros y sis' here:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41494.0

[Atramental]

I mean, it's better to have a home and a car than be out in the rough fighting off drifters and hobos for a warm spot to sleep just because I wanted some poon and independence. I could tell my parents to fuck off and die for having to put up with all of their bullshit every single day but that wouldn't benefit me at all. 

So... I stack my money, lay low, and chill... 

and I keep on working on my portfolio an hour each day until it's solid enough to where I can get a decent job out of state.

edit: aw... top of the page. great.

[Shadow Mod]

I mean, it's better to have a home and a car than be out in the rough fighting off drifters and hobos for a warm spot to sleep just because I wanted some poon and independence. I could tell my parents to fuck off and die for having to put up with all of their bullshit every single day but that wouldn't benefit me at all. 

So... I stack my money, lay low, and chill... 

and I keep on working on my portfolio an hour each day until it's solid enough to where I can get a decent job out of state.

edit: aw... top of the page. great.

[Squiddy]

It sounds like you got a plan, and it seems solid.

[zepblackstar]

 :'( Meagan Good is mad at you too PD

http://instagram.com/p/tOGhSzMr6n/

[etiolate]

and they all go off to buy the next iphone

[nudemacusers]

imagine how great their titties will look at 240fps slow motion.

[demi]

I use white theme but I relate to dark theme. I am the anti-theme

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131077625&postcount=43

who is this

[StealthFan]

smuts type out a bunch words about how they aren't smuts and you should feel bad

[benjipwns]

I change my sheets every time I sleep on them. And if the orphans selected for this task don't want to go back into the diamond mines they'll have newly sown sheets made out of the finest silks their money (or shifty little hands) can acquire ready each time I do.

Life can be so difficult sometimes. You know?

[dmj]

The Rihanna pics

[nudemacusers]

I change my sheets every time I sleep on them. And if the orphans selected for this task don't want to go back into the diamond mines they'll have newly sown sheets made out of the finest silks their money (or shifty little hands) can acquire ready each time I do.

Life can be so difficult sometimes. You know?

In lieu of silk, may I recommend a nice astrakhan fur comforter? It'll make you feel like you're in the womb.

[Shadow Mod]

Tears aren't as bad as ragefunk.

[Rufus]

Rancid skin oil on the other hand is no myth.

[Kara]

Atra lives at home?

I feel so betrayed... his fucked up-ness is going to evaporate once he gets out of Gilead.

[Atramental]

Atra lives at home?

I feel so betrayed... his fucked up-ness is going to evaporate once he gets out of Gilead.

The surface levels of fucked up-ness that you see me dump here will evaporate.

But there's still a few more things that I keep buried/have lied about. They're not really that shocking in the grand scheme of things but I feel like these lies I've told about myself help me in the long run. Self delusion can be a useful tool to get you through long periods of existential angst. 

So yeah, everything is going to be just fine.

[Kara]

[nudemacusers]

atra's gonna move out and get a hardcore mormon for a roommate

[Rufus]

We're assuming everything will go swimmingly once he's out of the parententiary. His descent into madness could be accelerated, depending on how tight the money is, or how crazy the clients/job that he's now much more dependant on... You never know.

[recursivelyenumerable]

white theme = affluent, cultured stylish individuals browsing forums on brand new macbook pros while sipping chai teas on their terrace overlooking a newly gentrified urban landscape composed of other slightly less affluent, cultured and stylish individuals

dark theme = sleeps on a twin bed, computer functions as a nightlight/pirated games archive/television, empty cans of code red line the single-pane windowsill, doesn't change sheets, keyboard layered in spit, sweat, and artificially flavored chip dust, contents of trash bin resembles regurgitated rats nest components and papier mache scraps.

dark theme represent.

[king of the internet]

atra's gonna move out and get a hardcore mormon for a roommate

Or he will slowly morph back into a mormon. These things always come full circle.

[Phoenix Dark]

wait, what was sent to dax? sman's shit?

I fully support laughing at her shit but I can't cosign harassing her with pics and tweets/PMs/emails/etc. that's stupid

[Atramental]

I don't believe Sman drew that one pic.

Didn't quite look like his art style.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131075192&postcount=19

[king of the internet]

wait, what was sent to dax? sman's shit?

I fully support laughing at her shit but I can't cosign harassing her with pics and tweets/PMs/emails/etc. that's stupid

There was some home alone gif where makullay (sp) looked at a picture with her shopped in and shuddered or something. Whatever. I respect Dax. Maybe she can be abrasive but she's brave even in the face of internet garbage people who channel their self-hatred into the bile they spew at her. Can't hate on that at all. She's legit and should keep doing her thing.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131075192&postcount=19

giving the humor circuits a test run, it seems

[Shaka Khan]

Sometimes I can't look past her abrasiveness, but if I wanted to come for her, I'll call out her terrible posts and general forum (negative) attitude. What I'll never do is follow her across the internet and harass her about her everyday, real life struggles. That's just cowardly.

It's a line I'm always trying not to cross, even within this thread. And I'll take an L and apologize if I ever did.

[king of the internet]

Sometimes I can't look past her abrasiveness, but if I wanted to come for her, I'll call out her terrible posts and general forum (negative) attitude. What I'll never do is follow her across the internet and harass her about her everyday, real life struggles. That's just cowardly.

It's a line I'm always trying not to cross, even within this thread. And I'll take an L and apologize if I ever did.

I don't keep tabs on her or anything but from what I've seen she's been a lot more mature and self-aware lately. There are like a million other people on the internet far more deserving of that scorn.

[Himu]

the dax fascination is delicious and sad. They're obsessed with us.

[StealthFan]

the dax fascination is delicious and sad. They're obsessed with us.

Obsessed with you maybe

[king of the internet]

the dax fascination is delicious and sad. They're obsessed with us.

We got dudes in here reporting out of nowhere that lexi was banned like that's big news or something. It's weird, why care.

[StealthFan]

who is lexi

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131121638&postcount=6

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131075192&postcount=19

giving the humor circuits a test run, it seems

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130965908&postcount=72

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131117168&postcount=145

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131121638&postcount=6

As a (semi-)Buddhist, he's an idiot. Don't listen to him.

who is lexi

Loki, formerly. "Lexi" now as a MTF transgender.

[Kara]

who is lexi

A gal who speaks her mind on GAF. She's trans and (IIRC) Australian.