I shower once every two days
I haven't fucked this decade
I jack off in my bed
I eat and drink in my bed
I am on my bed for most of the day
i got terrible gas, especially last night. I thought I sharted a couple times
I have no comforter, and never ever "make" my bed. I got a top sheet and a big ass blanket balled up, nothing is protecting the bottom sheet.
I haven't washed my sheets this year.
