1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Momo]

Fat bitches have been bitching about skinny bitches for as long as I've been alive.

And nobody has managed to give a fuck yet.

The trick is paying just enough attention to get laid

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, Momo is back.

I never liked the movies.

[Momo]

Oh, Momo is back.

I never liked the movies.

Piss off.

[Squiddy]

Just read that generation wuss article. Dude complains about narcissistic generation while rambling about his own boring creative works in a vice article in fucking February for an entire goddamn paragraph.

Well, sounds like he is ironically right, even if he didn't realize that he is himself the prime example of generation wuss.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Just read that generation wuss article. Dude complains about narcissistic generation while rambling about his own boring creative works in a vice article in fucking February for an entire goddamn paragraph.

Well, sounds like he is ironically right, even if he didn't realize that he is himself the prime example of generation wuss.

Every generation has it's wusses. I know 30+ year olds who barely work, are entitiled, etc and I know 20's kids who bust their asses and rely on nobody.

The only thing I don't like about the new gen is their manner of dress. From those stupid plates that put in their ears to the dumb tattoos to the "I shop at walmart for funny t-shirts and have no idea what style is" and I don't bend my FUCKING HAT BILL....grrrr....Was okay for Eazy-E, is not okay for you.

[Squiddy]

Plates in the ear can be really hot on some girls.

That whole punk rock  style with random tattoos, black hair, occasional retro outfits, piercings 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Plates in the ear can be really hot on some girls.

That whole punk rock  style with random tattoos, black hair, occasional retro outfits, piercings 

See it's gotta be an age thing. Nothing about putting a fucking quarter sized hole in your ear is attractive to me.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

LOLS.....Yes because if I were from the future I would certainly pick GAF as my conduit to deliver my message.


BRB....sending Hitler dick pics.

[Dennis]

Plates in the ear can be really hot on some girls.

That whole punk rock  style with random tattoos, black hair, occasional retro outfits, piercings 

Plates are something you have in your head because you took a bullet in Iraq or Afghanistan.

[Atramental]

And septum piercings annoy me but every chick I'm attracted to has them.

#TheDualities

[Mr. Nobody]

After seeing a pierced clit, I'm good on any piercings not on the ear

[Momo]

And septum piercings annoy me but every chick I'm attracted to has them.

#TheDualities

Worst facial piercing is for sure the cheek dimples thing. I've been around piercings all my adult life and more, but with this I cant

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[Atramental]

yeah, not a fan of those either.

[Big Hoops]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And septum piercings annoy me but every chick I'm attracted to has them.

#TheDualities

Worst facial piercing is for sure the cheek dimples thing. I've been around piercings all my adult life and more, but with this I cant

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That shit is gross as fuck.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Saw a taint piercing once. No thanks.

And yeah, hoops/gauges are gross.
Belly button piercings are just cliche (At a client party once a woman showed off her bellybutton ring and I asked her "So what sorority did you go to?" she was like "How did you know I was in a sorority?")

I used to not be too big a fan of nipple piercings either. But I had a friend that had her nipples pierced because her nipples were always flat and lacking sensation and piercing them fixed that. So I'm cool there.

Nose rings I'm a big fan of, if you have the right kind of nose for it (and not everyone does.)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

Hoop earrings are nice!

 trash plastic circles stretching ears out... nah breh. You do you.

What's even worse is seeing the floppy earflesh when they take em out...

If I were a doctor I'd figure out how to surgically repair earholes because I would be a rich motherfucker in about 10 years when they realize how shit tier that look is.

[Brehvolution]

I'm going to punch the first white person I see with a plate in their lip. Right in the plate.

[demi]

I seen ur pic. Stay lurking in the shadows. Get spooked.

[Momo]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

Hoop earrings are nice!

 trash plastic circles stretching ears out... nah breh. You do you.

What's even worse is seeing the floppy earflesh when they take em out...

If I were a doctor I'd figure out how to surgically repair earholes because I would be a rich motherfucker in about 10 years when they realize how shit tier that look is.

Can already be done, friend of mine had her ears fixed after she realized it may not be the best fit for her chosen profession

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

Hoop earrings are nice!

 trash plastic circles stretching ears out... nah breh. You do you.

What's even worse is seeing the floppy earflesh when they take em out...

If I were a doctor I'd figure out how to surgically repair earholes because I would be a rich motherfucker in about 10 years when they realize how shit tier that look is.

Can already be done, friend of mine had her ears fixed after she realized it may not be the best fit for her chosen profession

damnit

[Phoenix Dark]

Mouth (tongue, cheek, lip, etc) piercings are utterly disgusting. Getting a piercing in an area that can never fully heal


Those big ear piercings are for the birds - well, white people. No thanks. Give me a clear face, nice hair (regardless of race), nice ass, long legs, and most importantly a brain and sense of humor and I'm good to go.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mouth (tongue, cheek, lip, etc) piercings are utterly disgusting. Getting a piercing in an area that can never fully heal


Those big ear piercings are for the birds - well, white people. No thanks. Give me a clear face, nice hair (regardless of race), nice ass, long legs, and most importantly a brain and sense of humor and I'm good to go.

You fancy long walks on the beach too? I mean this shit reads as your match.com profile or some shit breh.

[Momo]

I've had 5 lip piercings two left, two right one center and all 5 of them healed after a couple of weeks. The key is to not be a disgusting fuck and clean yourself daily.

[Phoenix Dark]

Those big ear piercings are for the birds - well, white people.

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we don't acknowledge Afrikkoons
 

[Himu]

[Momo]

If you really want to go for the kill, Mursi women's lip stretching is end of the earth level nope.

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EDIT: Also, not to delve too far down this rabbit hole, but genital beading is the next level of this stuff.

[Squiddy]

You guys hate punk rock chicks? 

[Rahxephon91]

Tattoos are hot.

Pericings that involve gaping holes and disfigurement are not.

[Squiddy]

It's like in some bizzaro world

[Momo]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

[Himu]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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NO

[Momo]

YES, Dont try and ruin this for me

[Himu]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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I just ate.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

YES, Dont try and ruin this for me

Why would a beautiful woman cover up the finer curves in her body with stupid artwork? Just my .02 cents.

[WanderingWind]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

Jesus, how old are you

[Himu]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

Jesus, how old are you

28 and don't blame me I'm not attracted to guys who look like waffle house cooks

[Rahxephon91]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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Yes!

Though of course on an older women they would look dumb.

[StealthFan]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

naming yourself after a mediocre ass, forgettable Furtado song. You must be POPGAF filth.

[WanderingWind]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

Jesus, how old are you

28 and don't blame me I'm not attracted to guys who look like waffle house cooks

Against tattoos and Waffle House?

It's over. I'm taking my binoculars and going home.

[Himu]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

Jesus, how old are you

28 and don't blame me I'm not attracted to guys who look like waffle house cooks

Against tattoos and Waffle House?

It's over. I'm taking my binoculars and going home.

I love Waffle House and I'm not against tattoos. I'm against the raging popularity of tattos in modern life. Modern dudes can't just stop at one tat. They gotta do an entire fucking sleeve until they look like a former convict, and more and more of them are doing this, and I don't find it attractive and *sucks teeth* Think David Beckham.

[Momo]

YES, Dont try and ruin this for me

Why would a beautiful woman cover up the finer curves in her body with stupid artwork? Just my .02 cents.

Women like the ones I linked can have it both ways, it's just back tattoos for me adds to the experience if a girl has the right skin for it. If those girls didnt have back tattoos I'd still be asking their digits (long black hair slays me)

[TakingBackSunday]

I melt for girls with nose piercings.  And full back tattoos

[Mr. Nobody]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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Only works when shes actually yakuza breh 

[Mr. Nobody]

Between Coli, Gaf, and here, yall have actually got me typing out "breh" instead of "bruh" which is how I actually say it (and how it actually is)

[Momo]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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Only works when shes actually yakuza breh 

Nothanx, dont want to be cut over scuffed snake skin shoes.

[Himu]

we don't acknowledge Afrikkoons
 

Only African we acknowledging is American?

I ain't african.

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, Momo is back.

I never liked the movies.

Piss off.

Whatever.

[Himu]

Nice anime eyes

[Phoenix Dark]

 
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10230068/

[octopushover]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

this is the gaffest post i've ever seen on here

[Squiddy]

Seriously, leper everyone on the last page.

[Momo]

Really fuckbag, if you have a problem with me, put me on ignore. I dont have (more) time to deal with your shit or give you attention.

[Mr. Nobody]

Yakuza style back tattoos on girls

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Only works when shes actually yakuza breh 

Nothanx, dont want to be cut over scuffed snake skin shoes.

Watch where you step then nicca

[Squiddy]

Really fuckbag, if you have a problem with me, put me on ignore. I dont have (more) time to deal with your shit or give you attention.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10230068/

Don't post shit I have to actually sign up for to view, douche. I ain't joining no goddamn coli.


Also fuck Squiddy.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10230068/

Don't post shit I have to actually sign up for to view, douche. I ain't joining no goddamn coli.


Also fuck Squiddy.

wouldn't want you to get in trouble for viewing nudes breh.

[jakefromstatefarm]

tats can be cool when they're just script or geometric shit like polynesian sleeves

That being said there's always a level of cornball involved when you aren't a member of the vory and you willingly acquiesce to painting a bumper sticker on your body with the most permanent of markers. There's also something to be said about the aesthetic of not having any tats; to the majority of the human population who can't pull it off, this should be a source of solidarity.

free form designs and shit are universally

[Himu]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

this is the gaffest post i've ever seen on here

Hardly. It's a common opinion among women as more and more men get tacky ass full body tattoos.