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Mr. Nobody

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Driveclub turning out to be not as good as expected? I can't believe it  :comeon

The best thing anyone ever had to say about the actual gameplay was "look at the pretty gifs! "

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God damn at that seventh heaven guy turning out to be a fiddler on the roof  :whew

Damnit momo I almost choked on my drink

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Driveclub turning out to be not as good as expected? I can't believe it  :comeon

The best thing anyone ever had to say about the actual gameplay was "look at the pretty gifs! (Image removed from quote.)"

Meh, maybe I'm not normal but I don't think the GT series is all that good either. :yeshrug
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I've been hearing for a while that that game had nothing much in it. What's with all the butthurt in the reviews thread?

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I've been hearing for a while that that game had nothing much in it. What's with all the butthurt in the reviews thread?

Sony fanbois™.

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I've been hearing for a while that that game had nothing much in it. What's with all the butthurt in the reviews thread?

SonyGAF fuckfaced fanbois™.

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Well, that was implied, bb.

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Expected mediocre game is mediocre.


Mr. Nobody

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Driveclub turning out to be not as good as expected? I can't believe it  :comeon

The best thing anyone ever had to say about the actual gameplay was "look at the pretty gifs! (Image removed from quote.)"

Meh, maybe I'm not normal but I don't think the GT series is all that good either. :yeshrug

I like it but I don't knock anyone who doesn't. Thing is though, GT knows exactly what it is and stays in the lane.

I still have no real idea what Driveclub is trying to be and apparently it doesn't either.

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I was wondering why Driveclub was made cause it just looked like GT. And I don't even like GT.

Honestly, I don't understand getting car games now considering they'll look as good as they can without the gameplay evolving enough for me to play a new one. Maybe cause I was never that big into car games.

I hear Forza Horizon rocks, but there's no part of me that's interested in playing it.

I'm the opposite. I was never into car games growing up much but the way they can make the cars look awesome now feeds into my fantasy better. And I'm not even a car guy in real life. I drive a shitty old car and could care less about them in real life.

Same with guns. I think they are cool in videogames for some reason but in real life I would ban all of them if I could.

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If the driving is remotely decent and I have cockpit view I'll try your racer.

The Crew was boring as fuck.
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Another Sony exclusive that NeoGAF overhypes? Color me surprised. 

I've always found Sony's studios overrated as heck. ND is great, the rest don't really put out amazing stuff as GAF would have people believe. Polyphony is still using PS2 models lol.

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 ::) ::) ::) Sony fanboys blaming driveclub's metacritic on reviewers finally getting a pair of balls and using the full 1-10 scale. Nope, driveclub is getting reviewed on the same 8.5-10 scale as always, it's getting garbage scores because it is garbage.

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Another Sony exclusive that NeoGAF overhypes? Color me surprised. 

I've always found Sony's studios overrated as heck. ND is great, the rest don't really put out amazing stuff as GAF would have people believe. Polyphony is still using PS2 models lol.

in the psx and ps2 days Sony brought it. :yeshrug
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good riddance to this hating ass bitch and her southwestern frumpwear

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My goodness. What a wonderful, graceless exist.
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Mr. Nobody

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PS2 library  :lawd

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Only Infamous I can fuck with is First Light. I liked Heavy Rain despite the stupid fucking twist. Killzone 3 was enjoyable, as was GoW III. Uncharted 2 and 3 were fun. The Order is gonna be generic as fuck tho.
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PSX and PS2 era Sony published and developed games that steamrolled the competition. They sorta lost their mojo around the release of the ps3. Sony used to get their hands dirty and put out experimental and awesome stuff like Ape Escape, Parappa the Rapper, Frequency, Siren games.

They've started to get their swag back on recently, but only in the smaller titles. Games like Tokyo Jungle, Puppeteer, and Tearaway got that old Sony flavor. Unfortunately, like a lot of studios, their big releases just appeal to lowest common denominator now. Sad. They're still more experimental than other publishers, though. I doubt Nintendo or MS would okay Beyond Two Souls, as much as people think it stinks, so I still respect them.
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Another Sony exclusive that NeoGAF overhypes? Color me surprised. 

I've always found Sony's studios overrated as heck. ND is great, the rest don't really put out amazing stuff as GAF would have people believe. Polyphony is still using PS2 models lol.

in the psx and ps2 days Sony brought it. :yeshrug

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PS2 library  :lawd

I've always thought that the PS2 library wasn't very good unless you were heavily into RPGs. And I also think there wasn't a single game to ever reach Nintendo-like quality on PS2, although to be fair I don't think this happened on Gamecube either, except maybe Metroid Prime, and maybe, MAYBE Wind Waker.

What? The PS2 library shits all over nintendo, stop it.

Excluding Sports/RPG's and off the top of my head;

Shadow of the Colossus?
GTA3?
God of War?
ICO?
RE4? (Better of PS2)
Okami?
VF4?
Devil May Cry 3?


All better than anything nintendo had.
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I've always thought that the PS2 library wasn't very good unless you were heavily into RPGs.

What

Also weird that Nintendo fans always bring up Nintendo quality or something when they're playing Smash Brothers and everyone else is playing Virtua Fighter or something. If there's one developer whose mystique I don't get it's Nintendo's. Nintendo fans talk about Nintendo quality in a post Virtual Boy world? :lol

Wanna talk about Nintendo quality when all three ps2 platformer series pooped on Mario that generation. What exactly is Nintendo quality?
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That gen was so god-tier :noah All three consoles were worth owning at one point.
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I've always thought that the PS2 library wasn't very good unless you were heavily into RPGs.

What

Also weird that Nintendo fans always bring up Nintendo quality or something when they're playing Smash Brothers and everyone else is playing Virtua Fighter or something. If there's one developer whose mystique I don't get it's Nintendo's. Nintendo fans talk about Nintendo quality in a post Virtual Boy world? :lol

Wanna talk about Nintendo quality when all three ps2 platformer series pooped on Mario that generation. What exactly is Nintendo quality?

Nintendo stopped producing quality after the N64 (but mostly after the SNES)
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So does this mean Sony are past their n64 era? Because Sony's PS3 exclusive games were flabby as fuck. I'd take an n64 over that.
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That gen was so god-tier :noah All three consoles were worth owning at one point.

I had a Gamecube for about a month and traded it in. Bad decision in hindsight.  :goty2

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907664

i need benji to jump in on this thread. make gaf democrats respect the anarchist hustle :ufup

also ChocolateWar is a terrible poster.

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So does this mean Sony are past their n64 era? Because Sony's PS3 exclusive games were flabby as fuck. I'd take an n64 over that.

Best consoles ever (I can't put them in order) in terms of market domination/great games

Atari 2600
NES
PS2

Honorable mention: XBOX360/Commdore 64 (which was basically treated as a gaming console by my gen)

fuck everything else.
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Mr. Nobody

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I've always thought that the PS2 library wasn't very good unless you were heavily into RPGs.

What

Also weird that Nintendo fans always bring up Nintendo quality or something when they're playing Smash Brothers and everyone else is playing Virtua Fighter or something. If there's one developer whose mystique I don't get it's Nintendo's. Nintendo fans talk about Nintendo quality in a post Virtual Boy world? :lol

Wanna talk about Nintendo quality when all three ps2 platformer series pooped on Mario that generation. What exactly is Nintendo quality?

Jak, Ratchet & Clank, what's the third?

The character designs of those platformers are fucking hideous, by the way.

Sly Clooper. Haven't played it myself though

Himu

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So does this mean Sony are past their n64 era? Because Sony's PS3 exclusive games were flabby as fuck. I'd take an n64 over that.

Best consoles ever (I can't put them in order) in terms of market domination/great games

Atari 2600
NES
PS2

Honorable mention: XBOX360/Commdore 64 (which was basically treated as a gaming console by my gen)

fuck everything else.

snes is better than nes and psx is my favorite system. xbox (original) is a top 5 system for me. i'd also throw in genesis and saturn.
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So does this mean Sony are past their n64 era? Because Sony's PS3 exclusive games were flabby as fuck. I'd take an n64 over that.

Best consoles ever (I can't put them in order) in terms of market domination/great games

Atari 2600
NES
PS2

Honorable mention: XBOX360/Commdore 64 (which was basically treated as a gaming console by my gen)

fuck everything else.

snes is better than nes and psx is my favorite system. xbox (original) is a top 5 system for me. i'd also throw in genesis and saturn.

All those a great systems, no doubt (I loved my genny) but what I'm saying is market domination of which none of them can claim.

Also KOTOR that GOAT and Gladius the best game nobody ever played  (<3 XBOX)

So If I were to rank my 5 favorite systems based on my experience

1) NES  (River City Ransom)
2) Genny (Herzog Zwei)
3) PS2    (Shadow of the Colossus)
4) XBOX  (KOTOR)
5) XBOX360 (Red Dead Redemption)
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I love me some Gran Turismo, even play the hours long endurance races :lawd

Mr. Nobody

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What? The PS2 library shits all over nintendo, stop it.

Excluding Sports/RPG's and off the top of my head;

Shadow of the Colossus?
GTA3?
God of War?
ICO?
RE4? (Better of PS2)
Okami?
VF4?
Devil May Cry 3?

SotC always seemed like a shitgame to me.
GTA3 is one of the greatest games ever made, I'll give you that.
God of War, boring. (Action games are my favorite, by the way).
ICO, also seems kinda boring.
RE4 better on PS2? You fucking fanboy. Fuck off.
Okami, boring.
Virtua Fighter 4? Never played, heard some very good things.
Devil May Cry 3... well, if the very first DmC is any indicition of quality... :goty

PS2 seems only kind of okay without sports/RPGs.



SotC is one of the finest games ever made. Not even gonna bother with the rest

Am_I_Anonymous

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What? The PS2 library shits all over nintendo, stop it.

Excluding Sports/RPG's and off the top of my head;

Shadow of the Colossus?
GTA3?
God of War?
ICO?
RE4? (Better of PS2)
Okami?
VF4?
Devil May Cry 3?

SotC always seemed like a shitgame to me.
GTA3 is one of the greatest games ever made, I'll give you that.
God of War, boring. (Action games are my favorite, by the way).
ICO, also seems kinda boring.
RE4 better on PS2? You fucking fanboy. Fuck off.
Okami, boring.
Virtua Fighter 4? Never played, heard some very good things.
Devil May Cry 3... well, if the very first DmC is any indication of quality... :goty

PS2 seems only kind of okay without sports/RPGs.

My preference for RE4 on PS2 is the controller. I'm hardly a fanboy.
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Rman

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Another Sony exclusive that NeoGAF overhypes? Color me surprised. 

I've always found Sony's studios overrated as heck. ND is great, the rest don't really put out amazing stuff as GAF would have people believe. Polyphony is still using PS2 models lol.

in the psx and ps2 days Sony brought it. :yeshrug

I agree there.  I'm a PSX fan, first and foremost. 

Jumping Flash 1/2
Ape Escape
Parrapa/Unjammer
Spyro
Crash
GT1/2

Good stuff there.

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My preference for RE4 on PS2 is the controller. I'm hardly a fanboy.

How can anyone prefer the PS2 controller over the glorious excellence of the Gamecube controller. I'll forgive your shit opinion on this matter if you happen to have large ogre hands.

I'm bigger than you, bet on it. My hands had all kinds of issues with the gamecube controller. I don't hate the gamecube at all by the way, I like Rogue Sqaudron.
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Himu

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Ruzbeh, ps2 has something for everyone. It's the penultimate system of almost every genre besides fps and third person shooters, and it's not a slouch in that category either.

http://www.racketboy.com/retro/sony/ps2/the-best-undiscovered-playstation-2-ps2-games

Back in my game collection and money spending days, I had about 100 ps2 games. 100. Please be quiet. PLEASE. For everyone's sake.
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Ruzbeh, ps2 has something for everyone. It's the penultimate system of almost every genre besides fps and third person shooters, and it's not a slouch in that category either.

http://www.racketboy.com/retro/sony/ps2/the-best-undiscovered-playstation-2-ps2-games

Back in my game collection and money spending days, I had about 100 ps2 games. 100. Please be quiet. PLEASE. For everyone's sake.

I still have mine, works fine. I counted my games with my son once....129 and 1/2 (i have a super scratched up FF game)
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I'm getting Anon and Username mixed up.
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Himu

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Another Sony exclusive that NeoGAF overhypes? Color me surprised. 

I've always found Sony's studios overrated as heck. ND is great, the rest don't really put out amazing stuff as GAF would have people believe. Polyphony is still using PS2 models lol.

in the psx and ps2 days Sony brought it. :yeshrug

I agree there.  I'm a PSX fan, first and foremost. 

Jumping Flash 1/2
Ape Escape
Parrapa/Unjammer
Spyro
Crash
GT1/2

Good stuff there.

It still amazes me that the same company that spent a multi-million advertising campaign on a new experimental untested genre featuring a rapping dog now tries to convince me to buy drive club and killzone.

I just...i just can't. :stahp :brazilcry What happened to you, Sony?! :brazilcry
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The organization though

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Mother of God.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Mother of God.

5000+ games    50 systems    $164,000 breh.
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Sony's first parties exposed for the frauds they are  :rejoice

All those millions that could have gone to fund talented developers with heads on their shoulders, rather than firmly wedged up their derrieres.
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Rman

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That collector just finished his collection this year too.  I guess it was too much for him.

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Custom-made bookshelves to fit the cartridges... :ohhh

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So explicit :lawd Such divinity :lawd
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While looking for an appropriate image as a reply to the Nintendo collection...



Good jon, Evilore. :heh
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Himu

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While looking for an appropriate image as a reply to the Nintendo collection...

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Good jon, Evilore. :heh

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While looking for an appropriate image as a reply to the Nintendo collection...

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Good jon, Evilore. :heh

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Looks like a certain bore member. :hitler
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PS2 meh even if you discount RPGs?

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you insane. The PS2 is simply the best system.

Sony first party is prety worthless though. God of War is garbage. Infamous has one good game.

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Capcom's PS2 output alone (dev'd/pub'd) was :whew :rejoice
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Himu

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It's always funny how people think sony first party is just God of war or infamous or something, and they forget about wipeout or Siren. :yeshrug
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http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10306611/

:dead

I might just be stating the obvious here but would you not want gay men to approach you? I mean it just backs up the fact you are attractive. I've had it happen and so what? None of them were douchey or aggressive. Can't get a fish if you don't throw that hook in the water, bro.
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It's always funny how people think sony first party is just God of war or infamous or something, and they forget about wipeout or Siren. :yeshrug
Well of course I'd froget about things I don't care about.

Oh magnifencent one! Please regal us with your knowledge!

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 :deadpos

Sony fanboys looking for anything, literally anything to distract from Driveclub's metascore that they're creating threads praising the fact that.......... the game's mountains are big (seriously).

The sense of scale in Driveclub is unbelievable... What does it do differently?

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This is the first game I've seen where mountains look as imposing and overwhelming as they do in real life.

I feel like the lone God of War fan.  :'( The latest one sucked but all the others are good times.

Oddly enough, I never actually played Sony's PS2 platforms until the PS3 HD collections. Ratchet and Clank, at least, I wish I'd played sooner.

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It's always funny how people think sony first party is just God of war or infamous or something, and they forget about wipeout or Siren. :yeshrug
Well of course I'd froget about things I don't care about.

Oh magnifencent one! Please regal us with your knowledge!

Jeez. Take a chill pill.
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