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Take My Breh Away

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Chrono Cross's battle system still holds up......I think.

Story is as convoluted as it ever was.

 :bow The soundtrack though  :bow2

Ruined my PS1's laser running a pirated copy from what was likely a IRA front (But he gave me free pirated games all the time when I bought some and I was 14 so fucks given was zero. Especially since Square never released CC in Europe)

Worth it :rejoice

Am_I_Anonymous

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Here is it like a decade later and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in CC's story.

A dude something something bad bad oh my get fucked bad go dude go.

They should hire these guys to write that new twin peaks shiz.
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Momo

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And then the boy turns into a cat and time trav.. no .. travels through dimensions to defeat a bird beaked germ demon in order to regain his body possessed by a cat that was touched in a wrong place as a baby when it had no sense of self and stabbed this girl that stole shit from him in the chest



 :lawd

Momo

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Get banned over the fappening brehs :gurl

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908303

thisismyusername

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Remember the PS 1 didn't have analogs initially either ?

And didn't need them outside of Ape Escape.

Step up, Esch-kun. :pacspit I played MGS/GT1/etc. without analogs. Problem?

Get banned over the fappening brehs :gurl

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908303

To be fair, some of those banned posters have the (semi-)right opinion. Public eye, etc. 24/7 scrutiny. You probably shouldn't be making nude photos, especially in the volume J. Law did if you don't want them to be leaking out there like that.

On the other hand: It is an invasion of privacy. But internet security. C'est La Vie.

Momo

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I cant understand catching enough feels over the fappening to get yourself banned over it

Am_I_Anonymous

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Remember the PS 1 didn't have analogs initially either ?

And didn't need them outside of Ape Escape.

Step up, Esch-kun. :pacspit I played MGS/GT1/etc. without analogs. Problem?

Get banned over the fappening brehs :gurl

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908303

To be fair, some of those banned posters have the (semi-)right opinion. Public eye, etc. 24/7 scrutiny. You probably shouldn't be making nude photos, especially in the volume J. Law did if you don't want them to be leaking out there like that.

On the other hand: It is an invasion of privacy. But internet security. C'est La Vie.

You know, somewhere here agent is eating breakfast right now looking at about 6 new film offers due to this. I promise you that.
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Momo

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JLaw (extending her stay) entering the porn industry :lawd

Am_I_Anonymous

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JLaw (extending her stay) entering the porn industry :lawd

Nah breh, everybody loves a redemption arch. Even if the only redemption going on here is she likes to send her man nudes on the daily.

I see her in like the next Bond or MI 6 or whatever they are on now.


Look at this dipshit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908663

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listen: something you have to realize if you take nude pictures is that unless you delete/destroy them the chances of someone unintended seeing them are pretty much 100%. if they're physical pictures, someone will find them after you die, if they're digital pictures someone will stumble across them on your computer, if they're on the internet they will be on the internet for years to come long after you've forgotten about them.

that is not to say that someone being hacked is justified at all or that it's the fault of the person being hacked. but things don't just disappear. use some damn logic and remember sensitive media if you actually care about it.

Am_I_Anonymous

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listen: something you have to realize if you take nude pictures is that unless you delete/destroy them the chances of someone unintended seeing them are pretty much 100%. if they're physical pictures, someone will find them after you die, if they're digital pictures someone will stumble across them on your computer, if they're on the internet they will be on the internet for years to come long after you've forgotten about them.

that is not to say that someone being hacked is justified at all or that it's the fault of the person being hacked. but things don't just disappear. use some damn logic and remember sensitive media if you actually care about it.

Take Polaroids breh.
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Vertigo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133367864&postcount=501

Ringing customer support because Driveclub isn't on PS+ yet  :lol

21 pages of this shite

Want everybody to know you don't get laid? Because this is how you let everybody know you don't get laid.

The guy has a kirby avatar and lives in Detroit of course his not getting laid. 

Vertigo

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listen: something you have to realize if you take nude pictures is that unless you delete/destroy them the chances of someone unintended seeing them are pretty much 100%. if they're physical pictures, someone will find them after you die, if they're digital pictures someone will stumble across them on your computer, if they're on the internet they will be on the internet for years to come long after you've forgotten about them.

that is not to say that someone being hacked is justified at all or that it's the fault of the person being hacked. but things don't just disappear. use some damn logic and remember sensitive media if you actually care about it.

I would imagine that those celebs live in a word so closeted that most of that didn't occur to them. And to be honest unless you hang around the more grottier places on the internet they would have had no idea these pervs would be able to get into their accounts like that. Places like anonib have been doing stuff like this to random girls for years. But even I was surprised at the scale of their celeb intrusions.


JaseC

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We can use Steam sales as a beautiful example of delicious brain dead capitalism. People wait for weeks just to get their hands on the latest Steam sale. They'll spend tons and tons of money on a shit ton of games while their Steam libraries fill up and end up playing not even half of those titles. Why are they buying them even if they know they won't play them? Because it's on sale and They have money to burn. Why do they need it? Do they need it? No. Please wait for the countdown to get to zero for the next sale!


StealthFan

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LMAO at STEAM sales. Unless it's a multiplayer-based game you niccas are suckas.
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Kara

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And then the boy turns into a cat and time trav.. no .. travels through dimensions to defeat a bird beaked germ demon in order to regain his body possessed by a cat that was touched in a wrong place as a baby when it had no sense of self and stabbed this girl that stole shit from him in the chest



 :lawd

As a sequel to CT I kind of hate CC despite not being that enthralled by CT but as an exercise in FUCKING NONSENSE CC is just about god tier. :lawd



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JaseC

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LMAO at STEAM sales. Unless it's a multiplayer-based game you niccas are suckas.

We'll see who's laughing 10 years from now, when Steam is killed off and I realise I've wasted several thousand dollars! Wait...

Mr. Nobody

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The result of the CT gang's ripping and running through time is the only way I can sum up CC's story and I honestly got that from somewhere on the internet.

king of the internet

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LMAO at STEAM sales. Unless it's a multiplayer-based game you niccas are suckas.

Some of us are grown men with jobs and can afford to pay for the games we play.

Kara

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Woah now speak for yourself, I'm clearly not grown up.

king of the internet

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Woah now speak for yourself, I'm clearly not grown up.

Same. I just mean grown in the sense I wouldn't starve to death on my own.

king of the internet

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Owning things we never use. First world luxuries.  :aah

Momo

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Living a wasteful life  :aah

StealthFan

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Woah now speak for yourself, I'm clearly not grown up.

Same. I just mean grown in the sense I wouldn't starve to death on my own.

:pacspit Starve to death on my own? I can steal food, and have bitch nicca.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Woah now speak for yourself, I'm clearly not grown up.

Same. I just mean grown in the sense I wouldn't starve to death on my own.

:pacspit Starve to death on my own? I can steal food, and am a bitch nicca.

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StealthFan

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thisismyusername

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LMAO at STEAM sales. Unless it's a multiplayer-based game you niccas are suckas.

For buying things we play at deep-discount prices?  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Am_I_Anonymous

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Am I the only person on earth without a steam account?
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thisismyusername

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Yes.

You are...

The Last of Us™.

CC's story can be summed up as "The CT cast's happy adventures through time ruined things for everyone". Its pretty bad fan fiction that basically pictures the worst possible futures for all the CT cast.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Yes.

You are...

The Last of Us™.



Honestly the only PC game I am remotely interested to play is DayZ and I hear it's an absolute fuckhole right now.
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ToxicAdam

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Am I the only person on earth without a steam account?

I had one of the first steam accounts , but forgot my password and forgot the email address I put it under. That was 9 years ago, haven't made one since.




"Am I the only one left without a smartphone?"
"Am I the only one who'd rather read than watch TV?"
"Am I the only one who remembers when people used to talk to each other?"
"Am I the only one who doesn't have Facebook or Twitter?"

Congrats, you're that guy. Just for video games. Which is...so sad I just don't want to think about it too much.  :'(

thisismyusername

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Honestly the only PC game I am remotely interested to play is DayZ and I hear it's an absolute fuckhole right now.


Unturned does DayZ better than DayZ. Which is royally sad when Unturned--Minecraft block graphics and all--is done by a 17 year old kid while Rocket has a team of 30-50 people working on the mod for 2-4 years and can't even get the zombies right.

Am_I_Anonymous

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"Am I the only one left without a smartphone?"
"Am I the only one who'd rather read than watch TV?"
"Am I the only one who remembers when people used to talk to each other?"
"Am I the only one who doesn't have Facebook or Twitter?"

Congrats, you're that guy. Just for video games. Which is...so sad I just don't want to think about it too much.  :'(

I have a smart phone
I would rather read
I also would rather call
I do have a facebook

I am 3/5's that guy.
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Momo

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Rocket can go fuck himself

Am_I_Anonymous

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Rocket can go fuck himself


Hay guyz, gimme a bunch of money and I'll make DayZ so awesumz

Ok take all the money

Thanks guyz...here's a shitty alpha, oh by the way, I'm rolling out like a fat kid down a hill. Peace

:umad
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Sorry, "My dick is pretty big" wins for guys.

Gotta use that math breh

A big penis on a tiny 5'7 in bro is = an average penis on a normal 6'+ dude......or whatever.
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"I'm a nice guy."

- Posts to TRP on Reddit.

Am_I_Anonymous

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"I'm a nice guy."

- Posts to TRP on Reddit.

I'm a nice guy will get your friendzoned faster than sharing a bowl of ice cream watching the view.
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Phoenix Dark

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"It's cool, I like kids"
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Woah now speak for yourself, I'm clearly not grown up.

Same. I just mean grown in the sense I wouldn't starve to death on my own.

:pacspit Starve to death on my own? I can steal food, and have bitch nicca.
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Phoenix Dark

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wrong thread
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Shaka Khan

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Does anyone else see that new Spiderwoman cover whenever they loot at this avatar?

 :kobeyuck
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Shaka Khan

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Momo

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Rocket can go fuck himself


Hay guyz, gimme a bunch of money and I'll make DayZ so awesumz

Ok take all the money

Thanks guyz...here's a shitty alpha, oh by the way, I'm rolling out like a fat kid down a hill. Peace

:umad
This fucking guy. Them early access prices.

StealthFan

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Early access :mjlol:
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Am_I_Anonymous

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StealthFan

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Early access shit is so easy to pirate brb playing Doorkickers :hitler
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Am_I_Anonymous

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I guess I'm just to old to get it. I mean paying for early access seems so stupid on the surface, maybe I'm missing something? :yeshrug


Give me 40 bucks to help me iron on bugs on my unplayable game. Cool, thanks! Here's a wallpaper for your effort.
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Momo

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Rocket has no idea what it's about either. He charges full price for his stupid little early access :hitler

Momo

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:mjlol @ The idea that he could later go on to sell DayZ at a higher price.

What a fucking tool :hitler

Am_I_Anonymous

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:mjlol @ The idea that he could later go on to sell DayZ at a higher price.

What a fucking tool :hitler

No No....it's better than that. He signed on to put DayZ on the PS4 and that shit don't even come close to working.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/gamescom-2014-dayz-confirmed-for-ps4/1100-6421673/

Which indeed sucks, because as I said it's the one game I really want to play this year.
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StealthFan

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I guess I'm just to old to get it. I mean paying for early access seems so stupid on the surface, maybe I'm missing something? :yeshrug


Give me 40 bucks to help me iron on bugs on my unplayable game. Cool, thanks! Here's a wallpaper for your effort.

Young distinguished mentally-challenged fellows with disposable income. At least pre-orders kinda make sense, because there is a finished game you can see media of.
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I bought one Early Access game then I realized what I had just done. Never again. It's a really goddamn stupid waste of money. Kickstarter funds games that might not exist otherwise. Got it. Buying games, renting, etc, we all get it.

But paying money up front, for a beta test of a game that never has to come out (and that you'll likely be bored with by time it's finished) is really the worst thing gaming has brought to the table in the past few years. Plus, they're nearly all scams. "Thanks for your money, dipshit. Here is like, a rendering of a rock. No, no, the game is totally coming. Promise."

 :lol

StealthFan

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There were some RTS plebes that paid for that shit. I saw a bunch of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows posting about it on 4chan, but even then a lot of them were talking shit. RTS stans are so abused and neglected that I am surprised more weren't willing to spend that cash. Genre lust is why that space game has 40+ million.
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Vertigo

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Anyone ever believe these kind of threads?

 :heh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908855

Mr. Nobody

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He probably sold that 3DS better than he sells his company's product

Am_I_Anonymous

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Anyone ever believe these kind of threads?

 :heh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=908855

Not in a million years. Nintards are deperate little shits nowadays.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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