Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5971847 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14280 on:** October 30, 2014, 08:05:54 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:08:28 AM

this bitch is drunk

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10699044/

Are there seriously guys who do this shit? If I had a friend who did that he would not be my friend anymore. Nasty ass niccas.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14281 on:** October 30, 2014, 09:13:02 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on October 29, 2014, 07:59:19 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136511851&postcount=240

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Females are an interesting lot when it comes to sexuality. You know it's not all about physical stimulation. If you're working her for 45 minutes and nothing happens it might not necessarily be a matter of going at it harder or longer. Does she have any interesting fetishes? Many people (females included) can be highly situational. Like, maybe you need to fuck her in a public area for example. My wife has an NTR fetish, and when I talk dirty to her about it she gets off almost immediately. Find her weakness first, and exploit it.

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Brady Games' Ultimate Guide to Total Sex.

Quote from: Broseidon on October 29, 2014, 08:29:29 PM

PollingGAF/HorseraceGAF now discussing 20-fucking-18

Yeah, but 2020 is potentially an awesome opportunity. Especially if we all live in space mansions which would be a big poll boost for Hillary.

The best part will be all the Republican tears when a series of improbable events happens!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14282 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:02:17 AM »

Wow that street harassment thread is 50 pages. I can only imagine the intelligent debates being held within.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14283 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:09:17 AM »

I don't imagine there's much debating going on.
Most likely two or three idiots being like "hurr durr it's ok"
And then everyone piling on them and then violently agreeing with each other.
But none of that will be intelligent.

edit: also
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/ebf5e34fc8/10-hours-of-walking-in-nyc-as-a-man

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14284 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:17:02 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:08:28 AM

this bitch is drunk

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10699044/

Electric Lady posts that arent about wrestling aren't worth reading to be real with you

That Hillary avatar is perfect

octopushover · « **Reply #14285 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:27:03 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 30, 2014, 09:17:01 AM

Honestly, I have never catcalled. Not once. I don't understand what's going through the heads of the dudes who do it.

That video was pretty eye-opening. I'd heard about this shit, but I had no idea it was so prevalent.

"Smile." I'm imagining getting that on a shitty day. "Fuck you, my dog died this morning you stupid fuck!"

i like that there are more than a few people arguing that attractive men get catcalled just as much

how far removed from an attractive man do you have to be to actually believe that

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14286 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:32:26 AM »

I have to admit. I do say good morning/how are you to people on the street.

I'm so sorry.

I never knew!!

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #14287 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:38:48 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 30, 2014, 10:32:26 AM

I have to admit. I do say good morning/how are you to people on the street.

I'm so sorry.

I never knew!!

Honestly, this is one that I'm not sure of. I don't think a simple "hello" in and of itself constitutes harassment, but I can see the argument for it. Yes, it could be considered being polite, but -- and I can't speak for everyone else -- my polite "hello" and "good morning" salutations are generally reserved for situations where clear eye contact is made. I'm certainly not going to say hello to someone walking at a brisk pace that is completely minding their own business. But if we're walking relatively slowly past each other and eye contact is made? Yeah, sure. I'll say hello.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14288 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:46:24 AM »

I'm not gonna say the worst can't happen to a person but living in VA my entire life and being accustomed to "southern hospitality", I have to be a bit skeptical of these situations.

No matter where you go, you'll always have at least one person saying "hey," "how's it going?," "whats up man," "good morning," etc. So if that's all it is, I have to say you're overreacting a bit. Now if it goes further than that, then you have a case.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14289 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:16:23 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=136596832

Of all the weird reactions in that thread this is the weirdest of them all.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14290 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:20:20 AM »

I highly doubt God personally selected his sexuality. It's a job probably left to the interns.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14291 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:25:11 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 30, 2014, 11:16:23 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=136596832

Of all the weird reactions in that thread this is the weirdest of them all.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136575391&postcount=15

benjipwns · « **Reply #14292 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:29:32 AM »

Apple's product releases just keep getting weirder and weirder.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14293 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:32:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921640
The advice in here is hilarious.

"GAF, my car is junk and I need to drive 40 miles to college every day."

GAF: "Just buy a Vespa or use Uber every day! Why not do the structual welding to the vehicle yourself?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14294 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:36:35 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 02:08:28 AM

this bitch is drunk

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10699044/

I've seen guys react very ugly after being rejected like that. I don't get it, but I benefit from it. So many dudes are straight up distinguished mentally-challenged when it comes to women that showing even the most basic competence can earn you brownie points. And by brownie points I mean a woman thinking "well this guy isn't distinguished mentally-challenged."

Case in point: I work with 5 guys who act like their only experience with women is from television. As in

dude: so...do you like flowers?
girl: no
dude: oh...cool. well ttyl

In my experience talking to FEMALES like you'd talk to any other human being - ie professionally and/or jovially depending on the situation, being regular, etc - works. Whenever I see dudes trying to impress women they fail. Just be your fucking self and recognize women get interrupted all the time by stupid shit. Avoid being on that list of dumbasses and you'll do fine.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14295 on:** October 30, 2014, 11:37:53 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2014, 11:32:02 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921640
The advice in here is hilarious.

"GAF, my car is junk and I need to drive 40 miles to college every day."

GAF: "Just buy a Vespa or use Uber every day! Why not do the structual welding to the vehicle yourself?"

I think the one that suggests taking Amtrak is the best one after that one.

100 mile round trip on a scooter in the winter is a much better idea than driving that car into the ground.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14296 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:06:10 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14297 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:26:13 PM »

yea...not a good idea.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #14298 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:30:00 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #14299 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:39:52 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14300 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:40:30 PM »

What's with all the commotion guys?

Himu · « **Reply #14301 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:43:25 PM »

Got two negs.

Love trolling TLR. It's so BAD.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14302 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:48:04 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 12:43:25 PM

Got two negs.

Love trolling TLR. It's so BAD.

Wait a minute....

Himu · « **Reply #14303 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:56:58 PM »

One of the negs was from my favorite smart dumb nicca. I don't use the word hate often but that dude seriously makes me question any resolve of black power in my body. If there is any man on this Earth who makes me want to dye my hair blonde, buy skin bleach, and get some hair straightener, that dude is it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14304 on:** October 30, 2014, 12:57:48 PM »

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Himu · « **Reply #14305 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:01:26 PM »

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poi tier

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We need an angry smilie. Like, one that just embodies rage.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14306 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:01:37 PM »

heard through the grapevine that electric lady wants arabial knight to blow her back out

Himu · « **Reply #14307 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:03:00 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 30, 2014, 01:01:37 PM

heard through the grapevine that electric lady wants arabial knight to blow her back out

Who in the fuck is that?

StealthFan · « **Reply #14308 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:04:10 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #14309 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:05:30 PM »

You got a name change?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14310 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:06:59 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 12:56:58 PM

One of the negs was from my favorite smart dumb nicca. I don't use the word hate often but that dude seriously makes me question any resolve of black power in my body. If there is any man on this Earth who makes me want to dye my hair blonde, buy skin bleach, and get some hair straightener, that dude is it.

I think I know who you're talking about and I think I know who you are on there

If I'm right

Think I found out who Esch is too

StealthFan · « **Reply #14311 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:08:10 PM »

man i am arabial knight. fuck wolves i can just make a new account

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14312 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:10:07 PM »

Looks like I was right on all accounts

Himu · « **Reply #14313 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:12:06 PM »

Esch need to take down his steam name from his account.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14314 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:14:06 PM »

yall niccas failing at this incognito shit.

mo rep/daps mo problems

Himu · « **Reply #14315 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:15:49 PM »

nicca it's obvious who you are on the coli.

The first time I saw a ______ post, I said,"that's pd"

StealthFan · « **Reply #14316 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:19:02 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/uncut-dikks-cut-dikks-it-is-known.263223/

Himu · « **Reply #14317 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:19:20 PM »

it used to be.

Guess you took my suggestion.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14318 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:19:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136573804&postcount=15
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136574992&postcount=25

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14319 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:32:44 PM »

Since we all out in the open

Esch, I sent you the Ab-Soul album

Himu · « **Reply #14320 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM »

We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

StealthFan · « **Reply #14321 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:34:15 PM »

since we all open? where the daps?

Himu · « **Reply #14322 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:34:48 PM »

where's my pos rep

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14323 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM

We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

Oh, you'd have zero interest in knowing who I was on there

StealthFan · « **Reply #14324 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:36:55 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 30, 2014, 01:34:54 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM
We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

Oh, you'd have zero interest in knowing who I was on there

taco

Himu · « **Reply #14325 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 30, 2014, 01:34:54 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM
We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

Oh, you'd have zero interest in knowing who I was on there

You're one of those BACK TO AFRICA busta's, aren't you?

Cascade · « **Reply #14326 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:39:16 PM »

Correcting your friend's Japanese edo period knowledge:

Hearing people talk about you behind your back

Quote

We haven't really known each other that long as I'm on my year abroad and I've only been here for a month so far.....

For example, one day we were talking about Japanese history and he said that there was a big war between 2 clans in the 1600s, he was thinking of the Battle of Sekigahara, but we were talking about 2 clans from the 1000s. So I pointed this out and searched up the dates on my phone to show him

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14327 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:39:32 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on October 30, 2014, 01:36:55 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 30, 2014, 01:34:54 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM
We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

Oh, you'd have zero interest in knowing who I was on there

taco

Check your alerts

StealthFan · « **Reply #14328 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:42:31 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14329 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:38:59 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on October 30, 2014, 01:34:54 PM
Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:33:51 PM
We are not all out in the open.

yet.

*stares at Mr. Nobody*

*puts hand on hip*

Oh, you'd have zero interest in knowing who I was on there

(Image removed from quote.)

You're one of those BACK TO AFRICA busta's, aren't you?

I just dapped you though

Himu · « **Reply #14330 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:46:05 PM »

I just got two daps, don't know who you are.

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dap me again

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benjipwns · « **Reply #14331 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on October 30, 2014, 01:39:16 PM

Correcting your friend's Japanese edo period knowledge:

Hearing people talk about you behind your back

Quote
We haven't really known each other that long as I'm on my year abroad and I've only been here for a month so far.....

For example, one day we were talking about Japanese history and he said that there was a big war between 2 clans in the 1600s, he was thinking of the Battle of Sekigahara, but we were talking about 2 clans from the 1000s. So I pointed this out and searched up the dates on my phone to show him

I like how he gives a bunch of examples of arguing with/correcting/lecturing a guy he's known for a month and now is frustrated that the guy said he sucks to someone else.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14332 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:49:03 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on October 30, 2014, 01:46:05 PM

I just got two daps, don't know who you are.

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dap me again
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You're killing me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14333 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:54:40 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14334 on:** October 30, 2014, 02:26:10 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=136629253

Harassment thread just brings em out

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14335 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 01:14:06 PM

yall distinguished black fellows failing at this incognito shit.

mo rep/daps mo problems

Y'all cornballs know we got a hide function, right?

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #14336 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:14:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921937

bruh

Himu · « **Reply #14337 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:19:37 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2014, 03:12:32 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2014, 01:14:06 PM
yall distinguished black fellows failing at this incognito shit.

mo rep/daps mo problems

Y'all cornballs know we got a hide function, right?

What's that?

Also I take offense to PD's use of the word y'all.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #14338 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:26:36 PM »

Quote from: doctavius bonbon on October 30, 2014, 03:14:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921937

bruh

I'm just gonna sit back and watch.

Streaming aint all that anyway

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #14339 on:** October 30, 2014, 03:41:14 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 30, 2014, 02:26:10 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=136629253

Harassment thread just brings em out

Man women just can't make up their minds!
"Don't harass me!"
"Harass me!"

Sheesh.

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