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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15180 on: November 04, 2014, 09:42:15 PM »
I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked. :heh

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.
Wow, that's a risky bet. Did you bet the sun will rise tomorrow too?

I will if someone is willing to bet against it.
:heh
That's predatory crab shit nicca  :ufup

Get your spot took, we rob land like white man
Plans to overthrow your whole shit while shaking your hand

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« Reply #15181 on: November 04, 2014, 10:23:52 PM »
I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked. :heh

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.
Wow, that's a risky bet. Did you bet the sun will rise tomorrow too?

I will if someone is willing to bet against it.
:heh
That's predatory crab shit nicca  :ufup

Get your spot took, we rob land like white man
Plans to overthrow your whole shit while shaking your hand

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Up the ladder of success with tecs  :lawd

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15182 on: November 04, 2014, 10:26:59 PM »
this guy said fucking Dookie was better than Illmatic

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« Reply #15183 on: November 05, 2014, 12:04:01 AM »
 :o holy shit

e - maybe not
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15184 on: November 05, 2014, 12:06:37 AM »
WHAT THE CHRIST!

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« Reply #15185 on: November 05, 2014, 12:07:49 AM »
FFS, Yulwei... >:(

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15186 on: November 05, 2014, 12:08:17 AM »
saw it on reddit first so it's spreading pretty fast... i wish i hadnt clicked that shit  :-\

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« Reply #15187 on: November 05, 2014, 12:09:17 AM »
I mindlessly clicked. :goty2
4chan moderation saved me. :rejoice

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« Reply #15188 on: November 05, 2014, 12:12:09 AM »
sry guys i got a little ahead of myself there

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« Reply #15189 on: November 05, 2014, 12:13:39 AM »
It's okay. I just wasn't prepped for that at the moment.  :fbm

Excuse me. I need to drink something now.

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« Reply #15190 on: November 05, 2014, 12:32:47 AM »
Awww, I missed all the fun.

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« Reply #15191 on: November 05, 2014, 12:57:51 AM »
:goty

Go get some Maddens breh

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Sorry to back the train up, but it doesn't look like Maddens in my size are really convenient to locate.

Thanks for trying to drag me into stylish garb doe.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #15192 on: November 05, 2014, 01:12:44 AM »
what size are you?!
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Kara

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« Reply #15193 on: November 05, 2014, 01:18:35 AM »
14

Kara

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« Reply #15194 on: November 05, 2014, 01:20:01 AM »
Among the men in my fam I have the smallest feet, BTW, so no fucking humblebragging bullshit. :bolo

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« Reply #15195 on: November 05, 2014, 01:20:49 AM »
Among the men in my fam I have the smallest feet, BTW, so no fucking humblebragging bullshit. :bolo

Do you come from a long line of giants?

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« Reply #15196 on: November 05, 2014, 01:30:53 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15198 on: November 05, 2014, 02:13:58 AM »
Tonight I learned my schadenfreude has no political affiliations.
 :rejoice
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15199 on: November 05, 2014, 02:27:18 AM »
It doesn't, the 2012 schadenfreude was less from the GOP losing than the whole Unskewed Polls, Benghazi, etc. aspect. 2008 didn't have that too much because Republicans pretty much knew they were doomed after September.

This year had a similar aspect to 2012 where polls were being unskewed, the "trends" were all coming up Blue, everybody and his brother had some kind of model that divined the true animal spirits of the election, etc. And instead it was a bloodbath. (That a few people who weren't emotionally invested could see coming...)

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15203 on: November 05, 2014, 09:26:23 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=925654

The outrage in this thread...  :lol

Nevermind the election, let's all bitch about on disc DLC some more ha ha.
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« Reply #15204 on: November 05, 2014, 10:17:46 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=925654

The outrage in this thread...  :lol
"I hate Assassins Creed they're exactly what's wrong with gaming. The DLC, the yearly releases, the low quality and now THIS! I swear I'm only going to buy 2 collector's editions this time!"
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15207 on: November 05, 2014, 11:06:54 AM »
assume assassin's creed fans exhibit proper hygiene

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« Reply #15208 on: November 05, 2014, 11:15:21 AM »
Yeah AssCreed is a casual franchise. I'm pretty sure some of the niccas that play it get laid on the reg, like Madden stans.
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« Reply #15209 on: November 05, 2014, 11:21:08 AM »
assume assassin's creed fans exhibit proper hygiene (Image removed from quote.)

:fbm

Yeah AssCreed is a casual franchise. I'm pretty sure some of the niccas that play it get laid on the reg, like Madden stans.

 :-*


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« Reply #15211 on: November 05, 2014, 12:18:12 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

It's also a 3 on the terms of Bullshit I trade in for COD every year and Awesome Game.
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« Reply #15212 on: November 05, 2014, 12:27:19 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich Tolkien / neckbeard history

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« Reply #15213 on: November 05, 2014, 12:28:00 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich tolkien neckbread history

Any nintendo game is a 10 as anybody playing them over the age of 18 isn't getting laid.
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« Reply #15214 on: November 05, 2014, 12:29:41 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich tolkien neckbread history


Any nintendo game is a 10 as anybody playing them over the age of 18 isn't getting laid.


false, people who get laid would know that mario kart is a digital panty remover :uguu

think a girl would rather watch ezios's story over mario's brehs

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15215 on: November 05, 2014, 12:30:37 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich tolkien neckbread history


Any nintendo game is a 10 as anybody playing them over the age of 18 isn't getting laid.


false, people who get laid would know that mario kart is a digital panty remover :uguu

:dead

Although to be fair, I don't get laid anymore either...unless I buy something nice.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15216 on: November 05, 2014, 12:32:19 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich Tolkien / neckbeard history

Nah breh. Those games were advertised on tv, Lord of the rings movies are loved hugely. Those games on the PS2 gen were real popular.

An 8 is like a WRPG not made by Bethesda or Bioware. An 11 are those ps vita rape sims from Japan :holeup

Where would Monster Hunter fit in on your scale? How about Bayonetta?
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« Reply #15217 on: November 05, 2014, 12:34:38 PM »
Assassin's Creed is about as 'normal dude game' as it gets. On the neckbeard scale of 1 to the Souls games it's like a 3 or 4.

this is hilarious, this scale should be used here at the bore going forward.

Shadow of Mordor was like at least an 8 or 9, given the rich Tolkien / neckbeard history

Nah breh. Those games were advertised on tv, Lord of the rings movies are loved hugely. Those games on the PS2 gen were real popular.

An 8 is like a WRPG not made by Bethesda or Bioware. An 11 are those ps vita rape sims from Japan :holeup

How about Bayonetta?

he said rape sims are an 11 so

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« Reply #15218 on: November 05, 2014, 12:39:04 PM »
Where would Monster Hunter fit in on your scale? How about Bayonetta?
Monster Hunter would need a regional score. It's a (<)5 in Japan, but anywhere else it's an 8 or 9.

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« Reply #15219 on: November 05, 2014, 01:04:49 PM »
Where would Monster Hunter fit in on your scale? How about Bayonetta?
Monster Hunter would need a regional score. It's a (<)5 in Japan, but anywhere else it's an 8 or 9.

TAKE THAT BACK :brazilcry
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« Reply #15220 on: November 05, 2014, 01:15:18 PM »
That really is the best scale. 1-Dark Souls from now on.

Where is squiddy on this scale?

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15221 on: November 05, 2014, 01:17:50 PM »
That really is the best scale. 1-Dark Souls from now on.

Where is squiddy on this scale?

The dumpster.

 :aah
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« Reply #15222 on: November 05, 2014, 01:21:21 PM »
He's right, but forgot to mention that Monster Hunter sucks.

:maf
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« Reply #15224 on: November 05, 2014, 01:30:33 PM »
http://deadspin.com/former-nfl-cheerleader-allegedly-raped-15-year-old-she-1654919850

 :what
Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog and again in her bedroom.

 :lawd :shaq2
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« Reply #15225 on: November 05, 2014, 01:30:49 PM »
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Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog

Damn, that's some multitasking. :leon
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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15226 on: November 05, 2014, 01:39:52 PM »
Do you come from a long line of giants?

Don't know about long line, but patrilineally I do. Gramps on that side was 6'11" or some shit and all his sons are between 6'5" and 6'7".

Be 6'1" and short y'all. :fbm

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« Reply #15227 on: November 05, 2014, 01:40:50 PM »
Do you come from a long line of giants?

Don't know about long line, but patrilineally I do. Gramps on that side was 6'11" or some shit and all his sons are between 6'5" and 6'7".

Be 6'1" and short y'all. :fbm

Damn, 6'1" with size 14's?  I wear size 11 and I'm your height.

Should have drank more milk breh.
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« Reply #15228 on: November 05, 2014, 01:41:35 PM »
well i was gonna drop some shoes but all the goods stop at 13 :tocry

normal-sized foot master race :rejoice
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« Reply #15229 on: November 05, 2014, 02:02:57 PM »
6'2" and size 14

Eh, I can get by

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15230 on: November 05, 2014, 02:04:47 PM »
Over 5'10 master race. Wonder what them cornbread short boys are doin for them ladies

 :heh

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I only said 5'10 and not 6' because of Esch
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15231 on: November 05, 2014, 02:25:18 PM »
He's right, but forgot to mention that Monster Hunter sucks.
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« Reply #15232 on: November 05, 2014, 02:26:26 PM »
Do you come from a long line of giants?

Don't know about long line, but patrilineally I do. Gramps on that side was 6'11" or some shit and all his sons are between 6'5" and 6'7".

Be 6'1" and short y'all. :fbm

Damn, 6'1" with size 14's?  I wear size 11 and I'm your height.

Should have drank more milk breh.

It wouldn't be my life if there weren't irreversible mistakes I can regret forever. :jawalrus

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« Reply #15233 on: November 05, 2014, 02:32:47 PM »
Do you come from a long line of giants?

Don't know about long line, but patrilineally I do. Gramps on that side was 6'11" or some shit and all his sons are between 6'5" and 6'7".

Be 6'1" and short y'all. :fbm

Damn, 6'1" with size 14's?  I wear size 11 and I'm your height.

Should have drank more milk breh.

It wouldn't be my life if there weren't irreversible mistakes I can regret forever. :jawalrus

Newports

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« Reply #15235 on: November 05, 2014, 02:47:50 PM »
Over 5'10 master race. Wonder what them cornbread short boys are doin for them ladies

 :heh

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I only said 5'10 and not 6' because of Esch
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esch is an inch taller than me? I will not stand for this :brazilcry
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« Reply #15236 on: November 05, 2014, 02:49:43 PM »
Over 5'10 master race. Wonder what them cornbread short boys are doin for them ladies

 :heh

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I only said 5'10 and not 6' because of Esch
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esch is an inch taller than me? I will not stand for this :brazilcry

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« Reply #15237 on: November 05, 2014, 02:56:37 PM »
 :leon :lawd
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« Reply #15238 on: November 05, 2014, 03:07:22 PM »
esch is an inch taller than me? I will not stand for this :brazilcry
nope. i'm 5'8"

#shortboyz :fbm

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« Reply #15239 on: November 05, 2014, 03:10:16 PM »
esch is an inch taller than me? I will not stand for this :brazilcry
nope. i'm 5'8"

#shortboyz :fbm
good, can still take you to a sadie hawkins and not make you wear flats. :lawd
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