1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[nudemacusers]

this makes me feel types of ways i usually don't want to

[Tribal]

I liked Nirvana, saw them live a few times because my flatmate was fuckin obsessed and used to drag me to their shows, but I always thought Mudhoney were better. Try telling that to a Nirvana fan though. They usually shit their pants with rage.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928174

bore-hop pls explain

Its too early to be cringing this hard 

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928174

bore-hop pls explain

Its too early to be cringing this hard 

Cause you’re on the cusp of the woodstockian, hoodrockian, non-stop kushpoppin zen.
So swish the bush stuff and push the toosh rough like you got a case of the laced base

[milchs evil twin]

I love listening to Tool, but I'm not smart enough to be a nerd about it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I love listening to Tool, but I'm not smart enough to be a nerd about it.

Listening to Tool and Nerd are mutually inclusive, nerd.

[Brehvolution]

RHCP is so bad, the band members shoot heroin and fuck each other to forget the fact that their music sucks. Flea is GOAT bassist though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

RHCP is so bad, the band members shoot heroin and fuck each other to forget the fact that their music sucks. Flea is GOAT bassist though.

There is nothing true about this statement except that flea is awesome.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928264

Fucking nerds.

[Brehvolution]

RHCP is so bad, the band members shoot heroin and fuck each other to forget the fact that their music sucks. Flea is GOAT bassist though.

There is nothing true about this statement except that flea is awesome.

What I got, you got to get and put it in you.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

RHCP is so bad, the band members shoot heroin and fuck each other to forget the fact that their music sucks. Flea is GOAT bassist though.

There is nothing true about this statement except that flea is awesome.

What I got, you got to get and put it in you.

I hit it then you hit it then we get in back and split it? ??

[Steve Youngblood]

RHCP is so bad, the band members shoot heroin and fuck each other to forget the fact that their music sucks. Flea is GOAT bassist though.

There is nothing true about this statement except that flea is awesome.

What I got, you got to get and put it in you.

I can't hear that lyric and not immediately think of Krusty Gets Kancelled.

Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.
Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."
Flea: Wow. That's much better.
Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mods help.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928054

I really couldn't be a mod. I would constantly be changing threads titles to stuff like:

"Guys. I just discovered this thing today that literally everybody else with a brain knew about except me. How much of a dumb-ass am I?"

[Mr. Nobody]

I been around on the web for a while with people saying this, mostly in Youtube comments,

I came about a discovery that two of my friends thought the company is kiddy when we had a discussion about current gen consoles. I got really mad for a bit and

Blasian Persuasion? Yet another cornball nicca on Gaf 

[Supermanisdead]

I got really mad for a bit 

[Trent Dole]

[Yulwei]

http://www.youtubecom/watch?v=PRrvA3_Pl00

Sounds like an unreleased Nirvana track

[Michael Moaner]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

[Am_I_Anonymous]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

Better than mine
Friday: Fly out for work
Saturday: work
Sunday: Fly home

[Rufus]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

Maybe watch that crazy Splatoon trailer again.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137766529&postcount=36

That's adorable.







 

[Rufus]

I assumed it was games shopping.

It is kind of adorable though, yeah.

[Positive Touch]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

Better than mine
Friday: Fly out for work
Saturday: work
Sunday: Fly home

that's still better than a weekend that's SO CRAZY that you might - MIGHT - watch a video game trailer for a second time.

[nudemacusers]

AiA might go ham and put the trailer on his phone and watch it mid flight

[Yulwei]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

we need a :ninthing: emote

[Am_I_Anonymous]

AiA might go ham and put the trailer on his phone and watch it mid flight

Wifi enabled flight

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

the guy who makes these threads might be the biggest fucking loser on gaf, and that's saying something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928372

  those plans

we need a :ninthing: emote

Here you go: (Image removed from quote.)

Ha ha, hard gay, haven't seen that in forever.

[Mr. Gundam]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928420

Feels like nothing but single dudes who have engineering degrees driving me insane.

[nudemacusers]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928420

Feels like nothing but single dudes who have engineering degrees driving me insane.

this is one of the reasons I'm seeking out of the private sector; I want a family (well I have one but you know what I mean), and the support structure at a number of companies is just... awful. the military is bad at a lot of things, but they are pretty good in the arena, all things considered.

but i'm not surprised by some of the response on a forum that seems to hate the existence of children and is STEM OR DIE

[Am_I_Anonymous]

GAF, I am having a dilemma...How do I wipe my ass?


Guys, I was sitting here on the toilet when I came to a conclusion that I do not think I am properly cleaning my ass after I distribute fecal matter into the toilet bowl. I use to believe that front to back was the way to go but now I am honestly confused as perhaps side to side or back to front my be a better idea? Please help me as I am just going to sit here until somebody tells me how to do it.


This is going to happen one day, you watch. 

[nudemacusers]

well a dude made a thread while being stuck in a toilet

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928297

[Am_I_Anonymous]

well a dude made a thread while being stuck in a toilet

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=928297

god forbid he... climbs out?

Or slides under the door. Oh wait probably too fat for that.

[nudemacusers]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

[Am_I_Anonymous]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

I'd have left the neckbeard in there all day just for shits and giggles. Lord knows he's too socially awkward to actually do anything about it but passive aggressively bitch to gaf.

[Mr. Nobody]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

I'd have left the neckbeard in there all day just for shits and giggles. Lord knows he's too socially awkward to actually do anything about it but passive aggressively bitch to gaf.

Thats so wrong.....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

I'd have left the neckbeard in there all day just for shits and giggles. Lord knows he's too socially awkward to actually do anything about it but passive aggressively bitch to gaf.

Thats so wrong.....(Image removed from quote.)

So I guess nobody is going to come and help me. Good thing I can go to game trailers and drink toilet water.

[king of the internet]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

I'd have left the neckbeard in there all day just for shits and giggles. Lord knows he's too socially awkward to actually do anything about it but passive aggressively bitch to gaf.

Thats so wrong.....(Image removed from quote.)

So I guess nobody is going to come and help me. Good thing I can go to game trailers and drink toilet water.

Perfect opportunity to rewatch that crazy Splatoon trailer!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

well apparently in his ... defense... it's a room. but why.jpg

I'd have left the neckbeard in there all day just for shits and giggles. Lord knows he's too socially awkward to actually do anything about it but passive aggressively bitch to gaf.

Thats so wrong.....(Image removed from quote.)

So I guess nobody is going to come and help me. Good thing I can go to game trailers and drink toilet water.

Perfect opportunity to rewatch that crazy Splatoon trailer!

I heard that shit is dope

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/did-a-no-call-no-show-now-im-at-home-smoking-reggie-and-playing-madden.265694/

That first reply

 

Edit: oh my

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ladies-how-did-your-first-raw-creampie-happen.265418/

Coli on fire today...

[Verdigris Murder]

Why the fixation on the coli forum? It basically stinks of hidden agenda, and especially after the ice queen was basically treated like absolute shit. Why does the internet basically spawn bitch-made supplicant catamites is what I really need to know.

Maybe it's all about the amount of oestrogen in the water you guys gulp, that partnered with fluoride means that many US male citizens not only have noticeable jugs, but also things about the pineal gland. Thanks Ebola.

[Verdigris Murder]

Basically to the power of three.

[StealthFan]

stfu raperman

[Verdigris Murder]

Suck it dicklord.

[StealthFan]

stfu before I blow out your baconback

[Verdigris Murder]

Great. But seriously. What the coli of all places? It's just a bitter suck-hole where sad fuckers all drink from the same pond.

[Verdigris Murder]

Great. But seriously. What the coli of all places? It's just a bitter suck-hole where sad fuckers all drink from the same pond.

[Mr. Nobody]

Great. But seriously. What the coli of all places? It's just a bitter suck-hole where sad fuckers all drink from the same pond.

Tell me about it 

[Yulwei]

Great. But seriously. What the coli of all places? It's just a bitter suck-hole where sad fuckers all drink from the same pond.

TLR is filled with awful people but there are some funny fucking posts/threads every now and then.

[jakefromstatefarm]

TLR is trash, the Booth is full of people who don't know what they're talking about, the Coli is straight, JBO is good for porn, Higher Learning

[nudemacusers]

uhhh higher learning is the best. especially the militant fundies going on about water and end times

[Mr. Nobody]

Booth sucks until you get that rare moment of actual music discussion

  and shopthatwrecks gems 

[jakefromstatefarm]

uhhh higher learning is the best.

yeah breh, I just said that

the smiley holding the gun represents the edomite cacspiracy coming to terms with the honorable black man's illumination of Yakub's agenda through the oppressive methods of these JEWnited States aka CIA aka Cee I'm Aryan

was that not clear?

[nudemacusers]

sorry i've been drinking a lot of tap water and live under powerlines atm.

sad to hear it fell off tho, some quality stupids in there.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137834599&postcount=1099

[StealthFan]

higher learning is a cacastrophe

[jakefromstatefarm]

The conflict/duality is what made Higher Learning so appealing initially. People from a hip hop environment with an education (some with masters degrees, doctorates, md's, jd's etc) talking about things right alongside street griot uneducated dudes that literally believe things like the pyramids were lifted and constructed using sonic vibrations. The smart dumbs rule the roost, people lost patience with them.

isn't there a private sub-forum for political talk per invitation? or am I making this up

[/r/neofeg]

what happened w/ himuro and e. coli? i thought devo was the one who had to worry about that. 

[Phoenix Dark]

higher learning is a cacastrophe

They truly, truly hate black women. There's no other explanation. And I don't buy that The Coli has been completely invaded by white posters pretending to be black - those are bitter, angry black men.

[Himu]

what happened w/ himuro and e. coli? i thought devo was the one who had to worry about that. 

Outed, pressured to admit being trans, chased off the site via violent and crass language just because I'm trans despite being a part of one section of the site for two years and barely anyone there backed me up. I ask for a ban, the staff are incompetents who won't ban unless you use the word niccer so I went full on and said they were acting like niccers Chris Rock style. Get banned for using the word niccer despite being called thing, it, she-him, cheeseburger. People who in the past called me one of the best posters on the wrestling forum immediately turn on me, and the site makes at least two to four threads dedicated to me just because I'm trans.



Cornballs and hypocrites


Read: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/sohh-we-aint-gon-talk-about-tsc-harboring-and-enabling-cheeseburgers.263948/

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/see-you-at-the-crossroads-theelectriclad-banned.264083/