1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that "cum dumpster" confession is Satz and that "cum" is probably more like lube.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138176410&postcount=140

get banned for a reality check brehs

[Yulwei]

Every single 900p on Xbone/1080p on PS4 thread thread gets dozens of pages

its been a year since those consoles came out and gaffers still make a big deal about shit like this lol

[Tribal]

Yo Besada, You fat useless fuck. I'm your secret santa this year. Do you want another marquee sized muumuu or a fuckin cake spade ?

[nudemacusers]

lol that thread is 24 pages goddamn.

[/r/neofeg]

don't drunk post

[Take My Breh Away]

Worship your false console idols with chants of "No Parity" while straying from the true path of PC Gaming brehs

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Dat Halo tho

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[zepblackstar]

so this better    I never knew you could piss off so many sonic stans in 2014... 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138189613&postcount=485

 

[Rufus]

Man what the fuck is this? I thought we ended the parity parade via the palpable outrage following Unity. I assumed no other developer would be dumb enough to utter the word again for fear of a public lashing. Apparently that was attributing too much decency and common sense to modern game publishers. Mistake noted.

The entirety of last gen multiplatform games performed and/or looked significantly worse on one console yet this gen all the sudden "parity" is a thing being touted by multiple developers. Why now? Why is it all the sudden in this generation equal performance and appearance across platforms are a stated development goal? This is such total bullshit. Is this what we should all expect out of this generation now? That the console with significantly more graphical capabilities gets parity capped and underutilized on the biggest releases simply because it might make the other guys look bad. Whatever happened to developers priding themselves on delivering the best game possible? What happened to the idea of providing the best value possible to the consumer? This is not offering value to the consumer it's pandering to corporate interests. FUCK THAT! If you wanna short change me out of my hard earned money you won't get any of it. I WILL BOYCOTT EVERY MULTIPLATFORM GAME TOUTING PARITY! ALL OF THEM! You corporate brown nosers won't get a cent from me. NOT ONE SOLITARY CENT.

Oh and if somebody completely ignores how genuinely fucked up this precedent is and why I and so many others are furious just to say "but the gameplay is what matters" I'll put exactly as much effort and thought into my response as you did: none. So anti consumerist corporate enablers needn't bother.

Fanthings live in a different reality. Pompous tone and delusions of grandeur aside, he actually spells out the reasons why, only to draw the most deluded conclusion.

[Supermanisdead]

mac gamer here. having a blast with sims 3

[fey]

Do you have the Katy Perry's Sweet Treats™ Stuff Pack. 

[Phoenix Dark]

ayo Himu: Portier got banned from The Coli


the funeral is poppin off
http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10860926/

[Steve Youngblood]

Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I only played Battletoads once or twice back in the day. But you know what RARE NES game I did play the shit out of back then? RC Pro Am. As far as RARE games I'd love to see make a comeback, that's number two on my list behind Blast Corps.

[parallax]

Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I only played Battletoads once or twice back in the day. But you know what RARE NES game I did play the shit out of back then? RC Pro Am. As far as RARE games I'd love to see make a comeback, that's number two on my list behind Blast Corps.

yes. the pro am series was my jam. i never played the second one though, i couldnt find it, but the gb and nes ones got crazy play from me.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I thought we ended the parity parade via the palpable outrage following Unity.

6/10 could do with more alliteration.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-gay-cousin-smashed-is-boyfriend-in-my-bed-and-didnt-tell-me.266672/

[Atramental]

 

[Himu]

POITIER SUCKS

[Himu]

Andrex why is your avatar a leaf jacking off on top of She-Hulk's naked ass?

im trying to see what you see, and failing.

this nicca making me take my busted wacom out and shit

Far away, it doesn't look like Bowser Jr. I only recognized Bowser Jr when I plunked it into PS. First thing this morning when i saw it was a leaf humping some major thighs





now i'm gonna draw and watch agents of shield all night. PARALLAX

[TakingBackSunday]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=930472

Huelen Ugh

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138189613&postcount=485

 

The delusion is amazing. As if the guys at Rocksteady could magically change the direction and development of the game the moment they read a few pages of internet rage on some forum. It is hilarious how much the average NeoGAF poster conflates the power of that forum.

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=930472

Huelen Ugh

shocking twist!

[Tasty]

Andrex why is your avatar a leaf jacking off on top of She-Hulk's naked ass?

im trying to see what you see, and failing.

this nicca making me take my busted wacom out and shit

Far away, it doesn't look like Bowser Jr. I only recognized Bowser Jr when I plunked it into PS. First thing this morning when i saw it was a leaf humping some major thighs

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now i'm gonna draw and watch agents of shield all night. PARALLAX

.......yeah, still not seeing it. Ah well, doesn't matter. Creativity SHIELD Whedon

[Himu]

JOSS WHEDON

[Tasty]

HIMU

[team filler]

so now you can't post news if it makes people feel bad:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=930580

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138318931&postcount=80

[Fifstar]

He's right in this case.

[Rufus]

That stuff's tabloid fodder, not news. I wouldn't ban such topics, but I also don't expect any sort of interesting discussions to arise. Not just because it's GAF, but because it's emotionally laden and sways any response accordingly. It's hard to see the value in the usual torrent of sadness, outrage and calls for medieval punishments. It's not even entertaining the way the consolewar is.

[ToxicAdam]

But how will I be able to post my "disgusting" quip to let everyone know that I am a morally responsible and concerned humanist ?!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

so now you can't post news if it makes people feel bad:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=930580

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138318931&postcount=80

Lore has lost control to the SJW's, it's all downhill from here.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Good goddamn christ, really?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138317200&postcount=2006

Now SJW's and fake women are comparing rapes. Fiction actually contributes a good post as a response.

[bunny]

why is this allowed

[zepblackstar]

so now you can't post news if it makes people feel bad:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=930580

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138318931&postcount=80

Lore has lost control to the SJW's, it's all downhill from here.

Trigger warning option coming in 2015 for all posts.

Gaf turning itself into a safe haven for the easily shook is almost complete

[octopushover]

so now you can't post news if it makes people feel bad:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=930580

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138318931&postcount=80

Lore has lost control to the SJW's, it's all downhill from here.

Trigger warning option coming in 2015 for all posts.

Gaf turning itself into a safe haven for the easily shook is almost complete

trigger warnings aren't for the easily shook 

[thabiz]

trigger warnings?  so theres people out there, that will tell me exactly what buttons to push to rile them up?  sweeeeet.

[Himu]

Good goddamn christ, really?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138317200&postcount=2006

Now SJW's and fake women are comparing rapes. Fiction actually contributes a good post as a response.

What do you mean by fake women?

[Himu]

When did we get to a point where we have at least 5 posters who use sjw unironically? Or are you emulating Borean classic post-ironic humor?

[Himu]

I honestly don't get the trigger warning thing. Is this a 90's baby thing? Wrath?

[Phoenix Dark]

Meh. A large group of tumblr SJWs can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.

[Joe Molotov]

Secular Jewish Wordsmith

[nudemacusers]

Secular Jewish Wordsmith

good thing we don't have any of those here

[I'm a Puppy!]

When did we get to a point where we have at least 5 posters who use sjw unironically? Or are you emulating Borean classic post-ironic humor?

See, there's this site called tumblr....

[king of the internet]

When did we get to a point where we have at least 5 posters who use sjw unironically? Or are you emulating Borean classic post-ironic humor?

See, there's this site called tumblr....

You're basically on the opposite end of the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow spectrum from tumblr when you use that term unironically

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138360043&postcount=26

Not shoving in hours of cutscenes = making "toys." Get the fuck out.

[Himu]

One time I was chatting in a room and we got to talking about boobs and someone was like, I'm triggering, please stop, no boob talk. We kept on going and she left and someone was like WHY DID YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOBS AFTER SOMEONE SAID THEY WERE TRIGGERING? THAT BOTHERS ME.

I don't get it.

[RowRow]

I don't know why people get riled up by SJW, I understand they're fun to troll and are easily offended but they're harmless, what the hell is a 16-year old girl who posts on Tumblr going to do to you? absolutely nothing, so I just personally ignore them.

Also, I always thought trigger warnings were ridiculous and I usually side with the easily offended.

One time I was chatting in a room and we got to talking about boobs and someone was like, I'm triggering, please stop, no boob talk. We kept on going and she left and someone was like WHY DID YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOBS AFTER SOMEONE SAID THEY WERE TRIGGERING? THAT BOTHERS ME.

I don't get it.

Trigger warnings are usually meant for people who have gone through horrible shit that caused them to have PTSD such as rape or going to war, not for people who get offended over stupid shit such as mentioning boobs.

[Mr. Nobody]

Sometimes I wonder how these people would cope if they didn't have the internet, because it's got to be hard functioning in real life acting the way they do.

[king of the internet]

The internet is more of an enabler than an escape for them imo.

Still, peeps who bitch about so-called SJW's are always p suspect or just blatantly trash people.

[nudemacusers]

um can we please drop the real life talk? i'm getting some heavy triggers. 

[Tasty]

Using SJW unironically makes a person a bigger joke than actual SJWs. Congrats.

[Eel O'Brian]

"The best version of the game" shit makes me lol. There is no best version. You buy the game on whatever console you own, and that's the best version, because unless you own more than one, that's the only version you got. It's like being jealous of someone owning a Samsung TV when you own a Vizio. Unless you have them side by side you aren't gonna know the fucking difference. Hell, unless you have a kicking top of the line rig, you aren't even getting the "best" when you buy PC. You're getting the 660 GTX version, or "whatever card/CPU combo you're running" version. Play games, motherfuckers, not systems.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why does your avatar look like a heart banging a spacesuit wearing pawg in the ass, Andrex?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Using SJW unironically makes a person a bigger joke than actual SJWs. Congrats.

Sounds like something an SJW would say....

[Brehvolution]

"The best version of the game" shit makes me lol. There is no best version. You buy the game on whatever console you own, and that's the best version, because unless you own more than one, that's the only version you got. It's like being jealous of someone owning a Samsung TV when you own a Vizio. Unless you have them side by side you aren't gonna know the fucking difference. Hell, unless you have a kicking top of the line rig, you aren't even getting the "best" when you buy PC. You're getting the 660 GTX version, or "whatever card/CPU combo you're running" version. Play games, motherfuckers, not systems.

Real Talk™  

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Good goddamn christ, really?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138317200&postcount=2006

Now SJW's and fake women are comparing rapes. Fiction actually contributes a good post as a response.

What do you mean by fake women?

Not how you think. I believe there are several men pretending to be women on gaf to troll. Call it a hunch/.

[Tasty]

Using SJW unironically makes a person a bigger joke than actual SJWs. Congrats.

You just used it unironically in your post.

Everybody knows I'm a joke though, that's not new.

[octopushover]

Trigger warnings are usually meant for people who have gone through horrible shit that caused them to have PTSD such as rape or going to war, not for people who get offended over stupid shit such as mentioning boobs.

yes, that's what it should be for. generally it precedes stories where there is a description in detail of something that would be similar to a trauma someone may have suffered and would therefore cause that person to relive that trauma, which is a symptom of PTSD.

granted, for the people who don't believe PTSD exists (and they are out there) it's just as silly.

[Mr. Nobody]

"The best version of the game" shit makes me lol. There is no best version. You buy the game on whatever console you own, and that's the best version, because unless you own more than one, that's the only version you got. It's like being jealous of someone owning a Samsung TV when you own a Vizio. Unless you have them side by side you aren't gonna know the fucking difference. Hell, unless you have a kicking top of the line rig, you aren't even getting the "best" when you buy PC. You're getting the 660 GTX version, or "whatever card/CPU combo you're running" version. Play games, motherfuckers, not systems.

Skimming that thread last night and I noticed logical posts like these got folks banned.

Guess only outrage prevails in an "outrage" thread

[Phoenix Dark]

"The best version of the game" shit makes me lol. There is no best version. You buy the game on whatever console you own, and that's the best version, because unless you own more than one, that's the only version you got. It's like being jealous of someone owning a Samsung TV when you own a Vizio. Unless you have them side by side you aren't gonna know the fucking difference. Hell, unless you have a kicking top of the line rig, you aren't even getting the "best" when you buy PC. You're getting the 660 GTX version, or "whatever card/CPU combo you're running" version. Play games, motherfuckers, not systems.

Icon this man, leper Demi.