1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138615244&postcount=7147



Guy gets a lot of shit in there but hes lowkey realer than most

[Eel O'Brian]

Here's what I think happened with the Halo MCC. This was originally just supposed to be the Halo 2 Anniversary Edition. When MS found out there wasn't going to be any kind of Halo game for the second holiday season in a row, combined with below expectations sales of the XB1, they shifted into high panic gear and threw everything else in there at the last possible minute. This would explain any number of wtf things about this collection, from the static loading screens, to the complete lack of any kind of extra documentary/behind the scenes features, to the random SINGLE PLAYER crashes (just started H2 and it made a noise and threw me out to the dashboard ), to the 20GB we all had to download on day one. It's a cobbled-together product. Doesn't bother me too much, as I planned on playing through all the SP campaigns before I ever touched MP, but I'd be right there pissed with everyone else had I bought it to jump right into MP.

[Shaka Khan]

What's your cousin doing in Saihat, breh?

He's one of the very few parts of my clan who moved to al sharqiya. We don't see him much since my parents legitimately hate his parents. He thinks we're friends cause I see him at game stores all the time and pirated movie stores before everybody moved to torrents. Always felt kind of sorry for him because he's a legit special fellow about that shit and I'm like the only who knows what he's even talking about aside from my brothers. He's harmless, just an optimistic special fellow.

EDIT: Come to think of it I'm related to a lot of nintards, shit's like a family curse

Hopes of him being a master troll/jokester dashed.

[team filler]

What's your cousin doing in Saihat, breh?

He's one of the very few parts of my clan who moved to al sharqiya. We don't see him much since my parents legitimately hate his parents. He thinks we're friends cause I see him at game stores all the time and pirated movie stores before everybody moved to torrents. Always felt kind of sorry for him because he's a legit special fellow about that shit and I'm like the only who knows what he's even talking about aside from my brothers. He's harmless, just an optimistic special fellow.

EDIT: Come to think of it I'm related to a lot of nintards, shit's like a family curse

get him to post here

[Sausage]

How old is that guy. Even with the broken english he can't be above 16 can he?

[Phoenix Dark]

More importantly, does he enjoy pooping on Instagram models?

[parallax]

More importantly, does he enjoy pooping on Instagram models?

....the fuck?

[StealthFan]

Saudis chit on IG models breh. Don't you visit thecoli?

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138615244&postcount=7147

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Guy gets a lot of shit in there but hes lowkey realer than most

I've legit only heard one person in my life use the word "colored" and he was a white guy from Southern Illinois who had no idea he had said anything wrong until everyone looked at him like he had just pissed in their beers. He was a spergy Digipen Dropout who also subscribed to PUA theory so he was all kinds of classy.

[StealthFan]

smh at posting links to that BCT

[parallax]

Saudis chit on IG models breh. Don't you visit thecoli?

only what gets posted in here.

[Purple Filth]

Just found out that Shaka's boy, ahm998, is my cousin

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/dating-an-escort%E2%80%A6.267187/

lol a friend was showing me this prostitute review/ad messageboard a bit ago and dudes would write out detailed special fellow reviews of the chicks. as in, multiple dudes would review the same chick. that was the day I learned a lot of hooker lingo, such as the charming dining out at the Y (DATY), a pleasant way to let everyone else reading know that you went down on her.

eat out hookers brehs

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138639463&postcount=4270

the new economics

[team filler]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/dating-an-escort%E2%80%A6.267187/

lol a friend was showing me this prostitute review/ad messageboard a bit ago and dudes would write out detailed special fellow reviews of the chicks. as in, multiple dudes would review the same chick. that was the day I learned a lot of hooker lingo, such as the charming dining out at the Y (DATY), a pleasant way to let everyone else reading know that you went down on her.

eat out hookers brehs

greek 

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138639463&postcount=4270

the new economics

Don't make me tell stump about your posting again, benji.

[benjipwns]

After doing a little digging around progressive circles, he's botching up two sets of talking points that he then mashed together. A lot of his posts have that "let me jam as much stuff (usually negative about Republicans) into one list as possible" style so I'll just assume he got tripped up going for that.

You know, rather than assuming that he's come to rejecting the concept of supply, demand and prices.

[/r/neofeg]

so.

i think everyone was and has been too hard on squiddy.

#freesquiddy

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932047

life is so hard

[bunny]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138634957&postcount=465

Fat fuck forgot to change accounts before locking the thread 

[archnemesis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138634957&postcount=465

Fat fuck forgot to change accounts before locking the thread 

NeoGAF's moderators sometimes use the ModBot tool from mobile devices since it's easier to use than the default vBulletin interface. Either way, it's better when moderators don't hide behind anonymity.

[benjipwns]

I think bedsada does that as a joke.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932080

Let me preface this... 

[Tribal]

Amirox got called out on a Twitch stream last night in front of his fellow Gaffers. Some believe it was a couple of Gaf mods who were behind it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138616279&postcount=52

[thabiz]

Amirox got called out on a Twitch stream last night in front of his fellow Gaffers. Some believe it was a couple of Gaf mods who were behind it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138616279&postcount=52

i had a long time to grow up........on NeoGaf.

[Dennis]

Ah, the nostalgic NeoGAF of my youth.

[thisismyusername]

I've been clean for over two years now but people don't forget.

so.

i think everyone was and has been too hard on squiddy.

#freesquiddy

No.

Leaper /r/NeoFig.

[thisismyusername]

I really got to stop opening multiple tabs.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ah, the nostalgic NeoGAF of my youth.

I liked this post, realized it was Dennis and un-liked it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm not super familiar with the guy, only his bad rep.

When I was on gaf back then it was primarily to see what awesome games existed that I had not played.

[Shaka Khan]

The NeoGAF of my youth coincided with my faggy youth. Junk by association.

[Supermanisdead]

the neogaf of my youth was when 90% of popgaf got banned for pirating a rihanna album #unapologenocide

[Joe Molotov]

Going on NeoGAF, getting full NPD numbers, caring about NPD numbers.

[Mr. Nobody]

I think bedsada does that as a joke.

I'm not sold on this 

[Cheddahz]

I can't wait for Dragon Age to come out next week and there's a thread on GAF entitled "EA LIED TO US! THIS ISN'T A TRUE OPEN WORLD EXPERIENCE"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I can't wait for Dragon Age to come out next week and there's a thread on GAF entitled "EA LIED TO US! THIS ISN'T A TRUE OPEN WORLD EXPERIENCE"

If GAF had been around when SMB was released they'd hate on that. I've learned this much about GAF, I don't care how good the game is...if it isn't obscure some 30% will hate on it "just because"

[thabiz]

I can't wait for Dragon Age to come out next week and there's a thread on GAF entitled "EA LIED TO US! THIS ISN'T A TRUE OPEN WORLD EXPERIENCE"

cant wait for the new batman release.  thats going to be fun.

[Shaka Khan]

Going on NeoGAF, getting full NPD numbers, caring about NPD numbers.

When most went through their earnest Momo-Mod-Award phase of caring. 

[Phoenix Dark]

NPD days back in the day

the LOTR meme pics I'd do

legit funny troll threads

"cheeseburger surprise" joke pics being done by mods  

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/10900169/

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

 
 
 
 
 
          

[Sausage]

so.

i think everyone was and has been too hard on squiddy.

#freesquiddy

Shut the fuck up

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2ltuhb/neogaf_mod_duckroll_is_a_pedophile/

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

It's even better than Black Knight and Secret Rings, such high praise.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's kinda humorous that the rare occasion that I visit neofag I am always greeted with NudeMacUsers batman picture.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

It's even better than Black Knight and Secret Rings, such high praise.

I liked Secret Rings back in the day but it's unplayable to me today... Black Knight was just straight garbage.

I feel like an on-rails Sonic is the culmination of the 3D series. The games are just hold right to win anyways. An arcadey on-rails Sonic with multiple paths and a focus on speedrunning would be pretty fun (and hard to fuck up.)

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2ltuhb/neogaf_mod_duckroll_is_a_pedophile/

That black figure in the banner

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2ltuhb/neogaf_mod_duckroll_is_a_pedophile/

That black figure in the banner (Image removed from quote.)

 

[Joe Molotov]

With regards to ED article he made about me, there’s three main reasons he created it:

1. That duckroll is jealous of the potential impact of The Zodiac Brave Theory and how it may surpass his Squall’s Dead Theory.
2. That duckroll is jealous that I’m a potentially bigger Yasumi Matsuno fan than he is.
3. That duckroll hates Hiroyuki Ito and adores Yoshinori Kitase.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2ltuhb/neogaf_mod_duckroll_is_a_pedophile/

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Junji Ito manga has ruined me breh 

[nudemacusers]

god that duckroll ... thesis is mad embarrassing.

It's kinda humorous that the rare occasion that I visit neofag I am always greeted with NudeMacUsers batman picture.

it was a masquerade ball

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's kinda humorous that the rare occasion that I visit neofag I am always greeted with NudeMacUsers batman picture.

it was a masquerade ball

[nudemacusers]

It's kinda humorous that the rare occasion that I visit neofag I am always greeted with NudeMacUsers batman picture.

it was a masquerade ball

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i'm still hoping neofeg posts a better crop. who do I paypal to make this happen?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's kinda humorous that the rare occasion that I visit neofag I am always greeted with NudeMacUsers batman picture.

it was a masquerade ball

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i'm still hoping neofeg posts a better crop. who do I paypal to make this happen?

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Squiddy.

Personally I'm for a latin fused Batmanito.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Atramental]

I see my topless bathroom pic made it on neofag. 

But of course, you guys cropped out my chest. 

[nudemacusers]

they should really unsticky that from the subreddit

I mean nikka is mad about this http://squallsdead.com/

more than whatever pedo shit he's asserting

[StealthFan]

Nude looks like a spic you pick up at Home Depot and instead of having them do drywall you blow out their back and bury their corpse underneath the stairs.



Least that's what I've heard.

[nudemacusers]

Nude looks like a spic you pick up at Home Depot and instead of having them do drywall you blow out their back and bury their corpse underneath the stairs.



Least that's what I've heard.

my velvet versace jacket with silk trimming and borelli napoli tuxedo shirt are worth more than your life