1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nude looks like a spic you pick up at Home Depot and instead of having them do drywall you blow out their back and bury their corpse underneath the stairs.



Least that's what I've heard.

my velvet versace jacket with silk trimming and borelli napoli tuxedo shirt are worth more than your life

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[Mr. Nobody]

 

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

 
 
 
 
 

I'm really glad that my cousins are just wanna-be Yelawolfs

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nude looks like a spic you pick up at Home Depot and instead of having them do drywall you blow out their back and bury their corpse underneath the stairs.



Least that's what I've heard.

my velvet versace jacket with silk trimming and borelli napoli tuxedo shirt are worth more than your life

You got to get on some on that new Ralph Lauren winter gear my dude, it's niiiceeeeee...

[jakefromstatefarm]

Yelawolves

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932134


 

[Steve Contra]

Not knowing what a sister-in-law is

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Not knowing what a sister-in-law is

Swing off your girlfriend's nuts and wonder why the fam don't like you. Work in retail previously breh.....

I only have one in-law I don't like. Charles. Charles is a user. Charles likes to borrow money and forget he did. Charles likes to drink all your liquor and then leave. Charles.....

[I'm a Puppy!]

Ah, morning time guess I check in what the bore's up to this morning.
(duckroll stuff)

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931789

Sony stans about to go apeshit.

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=931789

Sony stans about to go apeshit.

"DO PEOPLE NOT CARE ABOUT 1080P RESOLUTION?!?!?!?!?!"

[nudemacusers]

Nude looks like a spic you pick up at Home Depot and instead of having them do drywall you blow out their back and bury their corpse underneath the stairs.



Least that's what I've heard.

my velvet versace jacket with silk trimming and borelli napoli tuxedo shirt are worth more than your life

You got to get on some on that new Ralph Lauren winter gear my dude, it's niiiceeeeee...

I already have so much winter shit  :'(

[Mr. Nobody]

Not knowing what a sister-in-law is

Swing off your girlfriend's nuts and wonder why the fam don't like you. Work in retail previously breh.....

I only have one in-law I don't like. Charles. Charles is a user. Charles likes to borrow money and forget he did. Charles likes to drink all your liquor and then leave. Charles.....

I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YAWWWWWL 





oh 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138673270&postcount=654

Wrath's cousin is a Huelen-level Sonic furry too

I don't think he has Huelen's Sonic Passion as much as sheepishly forcing himself to play —and enjoy— anything on Nintendo systems, be it shovelware or equally janky 3rd party turds. He's the brown, incoherent Dumber to Hero_of_Legend's Dumb.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932338

gaffers calling "casual" mobile gamers entitled 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/michael-sams-dad-myman.267240/


the sheer fuckery of everything in this thread

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932338

gaffers calling "casual" mobile gamers entitled 

taking a break from ubisoft meltdown threads, even if it results in this, should be worthy of applause

[Himu]

I'm not going to say that the Monument Valley thing is bad or that they deserve it but I feel that there are much better pricing methods they could have done. Wayward Souls for instance, charges money out the gate and all new updates are free. Many other titles are free and then charge for extra levels, but as far as I know, the new update for Monument Valley isn't that sizable, so 4 dollars - for ios - sounds steep in comparison to its peers. Who knows, as I haven't had the opportunity to play the update, but to defend mobile gamers, there's plenty of mobile gamers defending the developers in this case as seen here: http://toucharcade.com/2014/11/12/one-star-reviews-flood-monument-valley-following-paid-expansion-release/ so the whole "lol mobile gamers are entitled and cheap hurrrrrr " sounds like funny stuff coming from console and steam gamers.

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/michael-sams-dad-myman.267240/


the sheer fuckery of everything in this thread

Pointing at the pictures, Michael Sr. said he knew from the start that Michael Jr. would be special.

"That boy, he had some big nuts," Michael Sr. said. "He was big when he was born. That boy had some big-ass balls."

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138717220&postcount=74

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138717220&postcount=74

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932164

 

I'll just keep this bookmarked if I ever know anybody who has to submit a resume to be hired as an Outback steakhouse server....

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932164

 

I'll just keep this bookmarked if I ever know anybody who has to submit a resume to be hired as an Outback steakhouse server....

So...college graduates?

[I'm a Puppy!]

LOL, if you're doing it right the resume is just verification.
You should have the job by the time you hand them one.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=932164

 

I'll just keep this bookmarked if I ever know anybody who has to submit a resume to be hired as an Outback steakhouse server....

So...college graduates?

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

LOL, if you're doing it right the resume is just verification.
You should have the job by the time you hand them one.

I have not updated my resume in..oh...say 10 years. In fact I don't even know if I have a copy of it anymore.

[StealthFan]

Is there a board as depressing as R9K? I know niccas be trolling but some of the shit they say hits me deep and gets me in a funk.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Is there a board as depressing as R9K? I know niccas be trolling but some of the shit they say hits me deep and gets me in a funk.

The fact anything on the internet creates "feels" for you makes me wonder if you don't need to have an evaluation sir.

[StealthFan]

I've already had 3 nicca

[Phoenix Dark]

I've already had 3 nicca

At least you aren't an Nfeg though. Gotta take Ws where you can find em

[Dickie Dee]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/michael-sams-dad-myman.267240/


the sheer fuckery of everything in this thread

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I've already had 3 nicca

 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/michael-sams-dad-myman.267240/


the sheer fuckery of everything in this thread

Also, Vito Cammisano is the Willie Johnson of Italian names. Good lord. Didn't know his grandpops was a mobster. His father probably wasn't mad that he was gay, probably was mad that he was black.

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916660&page=152

I'm sorry y'all, these can't be black folks.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916660&page=152

I'm sorry y'all, these can't be black folks.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138725140&postcount=7596

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2ltuhb/neogaf_mod_duckroll_is_a_pedophile/

Dude isn't wrong though.

are you #teamsquallisdead or #teamzodiacbrave ?

[Himu]

Just read the duck roll link. I've seen a pic of duckroll, he's hung out with Bebpo in real life - from which I saw the pics, and more.

Duckroll also did not make the Squall is Dead theory. that was Rahul.

[Himu]

This guy is special fellow total. The squall is dead thing started when duckroll and I were chatting about ff8 in irc. I made a thread for ff8 and mentioned what duckroll thought because it was a neat a though implausible idea - Rahul was like "my girlfriend and I have the same idea" and made the website a year later. It was just an idea from idle chatting. Duckroll never claimed it, it was just Rahul giving him credit from our discussion.

Reading that entire entry on duck was one of the most pathetic things I've ever read. An entire thesis disproved in a few sentences dedicated to some guy he's never met about being a bigger Matsuno fan. Nerds are weird.

[milchs evil twin]

Does anyone remember why I associate the (awesome) @lawblob Twitter account with GAF?

Is/was he a GAFfer at some point? I have no idea when and why I started following him.

[Phoenix Dark]

Does anyone remember why I associate the (awesome) @lawblob Twitter account with GAF?

Is/was he a GAFfer at some point? I have no idea when and why I started following him.

Oldschool GAFer. He's pretty popular on twitter, and funny.

[Steve Contra]

Lawblob is one the goat posters for baiting people into getting banned.

[milchs evil twin]

Does anyone remember why I associate the (awesome) @lawblob Twitter account with GAF?

Is/was he a GAFfer at some point? I have no idea when and why I started following him.

Oldschool GAFer. He's pretty popular on twitter, and funny.

Yeah, that's why I was confused. Stumbled across one of his tweets on one of those clickbait list sites. He's hilarious.

Edit: Was his name just Lawblob? Cause if it was, it looks like he actually got a name change and is still active on GAF under his new name.

[Himu]

Yes his name was lawblob.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138726097&postcount=4

 

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/which-one-of-you-hebrew-israelite-bustas-is-this-calling-out-the-coli.267250/
 

[thisismyusername]

The Zodiac Brave Theory

  I'm going to need links/copy-pasta on that.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/which-one-of-you-hebrew-israelite-bustas-is-this-calling-out-the-coli.267250/
 

the fuckery

Napoleon tries too godamn hard though

don't let the topic be Tariq Nasheed either 

[StealthFan]

The heebs on coli are disgusting, dilapidated niccas with no moral fiber. Throw them on a goddamn plane and ship them to Israel so they can get mortared by the true owners of that land.

[StealthFan]

Palestine

[Joe Molotov]

The Zodiac Brave Theory

  I'm going to need links/copy-pasta on that.

While it’s Andre Grant who is the writer of The Zodiac Brave Theory, I’ve been claiming it to be really groundbreaking on GameFAQs. Considering that duckroll has been cyberstalking me since early 2013, he quickly became aware of my posts related to the upcoming theory. After reading my posts about it, he became paranoid that the theory would surpass the impact of his own Squall’s Dead Theory. As a result, he wants to discredit my name on the internet and damage my public image, which is why he created the G-Zay article on ED. By doing this, he attempted to get people to see me in a negative light and therefore dampen people’s response to The Zodiac Brave Theory when it eventually gets released.

[Mr. Nobody]

I feel dumber after skimming those videos 

[jakefromstatefarm]

Napoleon is every straw atheist trope turned up to a million

Everyday is halloween for these nikka's, Maybe people will take their message seriously if they didn't dress like their about to be in a prison theater production of Lawrence of Arabia.

[StealthFan]

who

[thisismyusername]

The Zodiac Brave Theory

  I'm going to need links/copy-pasta on that.

While it’s Andre Grant who is the writer of The Zodiac Brave Theory, I’ve been claiming it to be really groundbreaking on GameFAQs. Considering that duckroll has been cyberstalking me since early 2013, he quickly became aware of my posts related to the upcoming theory. After reading my posts about it, he became paranoid that the theory would surpass the impact of his own Squall’s Dead Theory. As a result, he wants to discredit my name on the internet and damage my public image, which is why he created the G-Zay article on ED. By doing this, he attempted to get people to see me in a negative light and therefore dampen people’s response to The Zodiac Brave Theory when it eventually gets released.

Oh, the "Zodiac Brave Theory" hasn't released then. I was like "WTF, why can't I find it on the internet to read?!"

[ZephyrFate]

AssCreed Unity's performances issues is Bethesda-esque.

[ZephyrFate]

AssCreed Unity's performances issues is Bethesda-esque.

[StealthFan]

Trading my Wii U for an Xbone. I simply don't fuck with Ninty exclusives, and I like what I've seen of Xbone exclusives.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138758575&postcount=214

when the NPD comes in and the rationalizations kick in.

 

[parallax]

Trading my Wii U for an Xbone. I simply don't fuck with Ninty exclusives, and I like what I've seen of Xbone exclusives.

then why did you buy a wii u?