The crowd roared as Tyronium Jabronte sank the wettest 3 pointer in the history of basketball to beat the buzzer. There was no doubt the inhuman savagery of his race that had translated well into the skills necessary to dominate a game originally devised by a now annihilated civilization, fallen to conquering Spaniards, would bring him a lucrative career in which rape allegations were incredibly laughable. But speaking of Spaniards, little Franco Mensastein, the somehow jewish son of a distinguished mentally-challenged matador fluffer, came sprinting onto the court and flung himself spastically into the air. "Alley-oop!" he shouted, accidentally falling with his face precisely on an old man's dick and sucking it a little bit due to the infantile rooting reflex he had never outgrown.
Tyronium shook his head. "Poor kid," he thought. "I hope his parents make up some club to boost his weird little self esteem."
