1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[/r/neofeg]

lol

[sarslip]

Terrisus is entirely correct here.

no likes 

[thisismyusername]

I want to clarify that this was the experience a friend of mine had in Southeast Asia and not an experience I had in Southeast Asia.

Mmmhmm.

[StealthFan]

lmfao such a stressful week time to stick drugz up my butte

[Quaker]

Never forget -


"To make this week go fast I just ordered a LOT of drugs.

I got a little coke, two grams of heroin, a half of the greatest weed I've ever tried and about 500mg of non-timerelease Oxycontin.

This week will go by in a blur for me."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43799304&postcount=9650

The objectionable part wasn't the doofus, wannabe-Hunter S. Thompson suitcase of hard drugs, but the way he framed it as necessary because of the stress of...election week.

[/r/neofeg]

self-medicate brehs

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=940528

Wrath which one of your cousins is this? 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=940528

Wrath which one of your cousins is this? 

Just imagine what the Instagram whores that he poops on think of that.

[kick51]

If you want a week to go by in a blur, do valium. Lots and lots of valium. You will wake up on day 7 thinking it's day 2 or 3 and be confused when you see the calendar.

I want to clarify that this was the experience a friend of mine had in Southeast Asia and not an experience I had in Southeast Asia.

weed works just fine.  well, dabs + concentrates.

7 days straight of recreational benzos and you'll already be in some risk of shitty withdrawal. 

that amirox post is amazing.  also gives his dramatic industry novels on gaming side some context

edit:
New study: guy who never leaves home has most posts in thread complaining about second hand ecig vapor in public
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=940639

[JaseC]

jasec makes a ton of money

he's not a bad dude either, he gave away access to his entire library a few months ago

His Saoirse obsession though.

Nobody's perfect. :p

[Broseidon]

I knew Amirox did hard shit but heroin god damn

http://gangstamod.ytmnd.com/

[king of the internet]

Tricking a bunch of dorks on the internet into buying you a pile of drugs. Can't knock that hustle. 

Maybe my "mom" will come down with some bad shit soon. 

[octopushover]

the only bad shit his mom came down with was pregnancy with him

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-porn-subconsciouslly-turning-you-into-a-cuckold.271215/

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-porn-subconsciouslly-turning-you-into-a-cuckold.271215/

axiom's post

[/r/neofeg]

"Ive said it many times, when you emulate a cancerous culture, dont start complaining about radiation treatment. Men talking about eating ass, getting their asses eaten, and all sorts of odd things. Everyday i thank the cosmos for giving me the strength not to be part of the majority."

preach.

[octopushover]

never eaten an asshole? no wonder you're so angry.

[thisismyusername]

never eaten an asshole? no wonder you're so angry.

More like: Never had your ass eaten out? No wonder you're so angry.

[Phoenix Dark]

be on the wrong side of history brehs

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140671510&postcount=13062

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140671510&postcount=13062

 

It tastes like Old Spice?

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/no-dikk-december.271203/
dat first reply ether

[headwalk]

i miss ytmnd being the go to method for getting a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. something about the format always got me good.

[Vertigo]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/is-porn-subconsciouslly-turning-you-into-a-cuckold.271215/

It can only turn you into a cuckold if you're swinging that way already. 

As for knowing male porn stars names whats wrong with that? Just like film there are certain male porn actors, I know will provide a good scene with the female.

I watch porn to see people fuck. I just can't watch lesbian porn, it's boring.

[team filler]

I won't watch anything with james deen in it. camera focuses too much on his face and now I can't stand that fucker

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I won't watch anything with james deen in it. camera focuses too much on his face and now I can't stand that fucker

I mostly watch clips from streaming sites, so it's hard to get to know anyone's name. That said, I think we can all agree that there are some dicks you'd rather see in action than others.

If I can't relate to the dick on screen, it takes me right out of the scene.

Watch porn from the dudes brehs....

 

[kick51]

I mostly watch clips from streaming sites, so it's hard to get to know anyone's name. That said, I think we can all agree that there are some dicks you'd rather see in action than others.

If I can't relate to the dick on screen, it takes me right out of the scene.

actually I'm not too concerned with what the penis looks like when I'm watching porn

[thisismyusername]

If I can't relate to the dick on screen, it takes me right out of the scene.

Time to of come out of the closet, breh. Oh wait, this totally isn't a gay thing. "Straight" people... 

[kick51]

mmmm that foreigner salt 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941125

fookin bleck froyday, bloody americar!

[Mr. Nobody]

The male in porn in has to be a special kind of annoyance for me to take notice of them.

Thank God Wesley Pipes is gone

[kick51]

*about to finishhhhhhhh*

*aaaannnd camera pans over to guy's face*

he's like

 

and my face

 

wait, it's still good, just click back to an earlier part!

but you don't click back far enough and there's his face again. 

fucking 80s/90s porn, before they realized people just want to see fucking, not "passion"

[Vertigo]

The male in porn in has to be a special kind of annoyance for me to take notice of them.

Thank God Wesley Pipes is gone

His still about although he has thankfully toned down his act down.

As his scenes were almost unwatchable the only thing that saved them was putting it on mute.

A good porn actor knows that his voice should be used sparingly.

[TakingBackSunday]

james deen is GOAT, dudes, he gets random ass girls from all over the country with 9-5's to apply and fuck him on camera.  shits hot

[team filler]

james deen is GOAT, dudes, he gets random ass girls from all over the country with 9-5's to apply and fuck him on camera.  shits hot

and it's wasted, 'cause there's too much focus on the dude in his scenes

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I just realized; i've never once seen PD post about vagina, with respect to porn or otherwise. Only penises and assholes (Image removed from quote.)

 

[octopushover]

trolling die-hard star wars fans 

[Himu]

I just realized; i've never once seen PD post about vagina, with respect to porn or otherwise. Only penises and assholes (Image removed from quote.)

He has. He knows you write the abcs with your tongue when you eat out pussy.

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[nudemacusers]

I just realized; i've never once seen PD post about vagina, with respect to porn or otherwise. Only penises and assholes (Image removed from quote.)

He has. He knows you write the abcs with your tongue when you eat out pussy.

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probably thinking about ass when doing it tho

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140753404&postcount=2189 

[Himu]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Asking me why I talk more about dick than pussy is sort of like asking why people talk more about John and Paul than Ringo. Come on now.


Vagina is VISUALLY boring and borderline ugly in porn. I like asses but I'd rather not see the actual asshole, even if I'm down there. I like looking at a vagina from certain angles, but you can miss me with legs wide open poses. Whereas a dick, like breasts, just looks natural from every angle.


be mad about aesthetics 101 brehs

[nudemacusers]

gimme a list of your top 10 penises so i can evaluate your taste level.

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140759620&postcount=2209

[Himu]

I agree dick is more aesthetically pleasing than vagina. Guess which I prefer to suck?

[team filler]

is masturbation more enjoyable for gay people?

[Himu]

I don't think PD realizes the aesthetic argument is something gay guys make all the time. Tvc regularly calls vaginas ghastly and gross names.

Stop outing yourself, pd

[Phoenix Dark]

No I've discussed this with TVC before. I can appreciate dick on an artistic level without wanting to suck one. I think it has a #minimalist design that I appreciate.

I learned how to fuck by watching Lex, Jack Napier, Mandingo, etc - and if people were honest they'd admit they learned that shit from porn stars too. My stroke game wouldn't be what it is today without their guidance. Porn is about teamwork brehs. You can have the hottest chick in the world but if she's being fucked by some wack dude I can't relate. I need a man who knows what angles work, how to avoid having his balls all up in the camera's face, and most importantly a man who lets the chick shine.

That's why I can't fuck with Wesley Snipes. Beyond his ugly misogynist shit talking during scenes, he ALWAYS finds a way to make the scene about him. Oh, her ass is in the center of the shot? Let me put my balls in the way. Nicca fuckouttahere.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

yup.....PD is gay.

It's okay breh....you're with friends.

[nudemacusers]

No I've discussed this with TVC before.

was this meant to be a surprise?

[Mr. Nobody]

Be raised fundamentalist christian so you're unable to admit you're into dudes on some level, brehs.

 

[Rman]

this cornball poster John Kowalski (Image removed from quote.) in every thread being lame

Yeah, another shit poster seemingly in every thread. Try hard  factory.

He sucks. He's just annoying.

[Himu]

PD a girlfriend and I talked about dick for like two hours last week.

We showed each other the dick pics guys have sent us on our phones and compared. Sound familiar?

[team filler]

those men sent you their dick pics in full confidence and you violated them. this is equivalent to sexual assault, you filth

[Himu]

[thisismyusername]

In a porn scene, the penis is the protagonist. So I need to be able to relate. Some weird malformed dick... nah breh, not fapping to a scene featuring that.

More like the antagonist. Invading someones personal space for their pleasure.

[thisismyusername]

@Shark: DAT PIXEL BOOST, THO. 

[/r/neofeg]

https://archive.today/Wqor6

evilore telling it how it is.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

https://archive.today/Wqor6

evilore telling it how it is.

He's an idiot. And you spend countless hours of your day proving what we already know.

[Broseidon]

e-stalk and obsess over videogame forum admins out of pure analrage, brehs

[nudemacusers]

maybe pd could take one for the team*, perform some expert booty lickin, and calm r/neofeg's nerves a bit


*just think of lexington steele's dick aesthetics if you find it difficult