1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141753184&postcount=760

Holy shit

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141753184&postcount=760

Holy shit

no lies detected

[nudemacusers]

also

genderless dystopian/women's fragrances

[Joe Molotov]

I don't follow shitposts outside of this thread guys 

That's a riff on one of the greatest gaf meltdowns of all time; FFXIII to the 360

A rich time for lulz that also gave us: http://amir0x.ytmnd.com/

[Tasty]

I don't follow shitposts outside of this thread guys 

That's a riff on one of the greatest gaf meltdowns of all time; FFXIII to the 360

A rich time for lulz that also gave us: http://amir0x.ytmnd.com/

"It's not hyper-bowl."

[Broseidon]

http://tiredgamer.ytmnd.com/

[Steve Contra]

http://tiredgamer.ytmnd.com/

[Eel O'Brian]

My memory of PS1 is dumping umpteen hours into Battle Arena Toshinden before realizing it's a pretty shitty game

[TVC15]

My cherished PS1 memory is turning the system upside down to work.

[El Babua]

Those FFXIII ytmnd's from 2008 are like the only things that site is good for to go back to anymore.

[Himu]

My memory of PS1 is dumping umpteen hours into Battle Arena Toshinden before realizing it's a pretty shitty game

BAT3 is good!

[Mr. Gundam]

I have no cherished PS1 memory. Never owned one. Didn't even really play videogames much during the N64/Saturn/PSX generation outside some random PC games like flight sims, Star Wars stuff and Final Fantasy VII.

[Eel O'Brian]

watching a friend burn copies of every single game he could get his hands on, even shit he knew he was never gonna play, just because he could

[Eel O'Brian]

all this nostalgia has me thinking about making a cheesecake or something

[TVC15]

watching a friend burn copies of every single game he could get his hands on, even shit he knew he was never gonna play, just because he could

I remember doing that, too! I had a CD-R before anyone else did.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

My cherised PS1 memory was using a toothpick to keep the lid open with the disc running cause that's how you used to run imported/bootleg games back then and everyone in elementary / middle school wanted a taste of that Dragon Ball Final Bout.

[TVC15]

I played so many Choro Q games.

[sarslip]

ps1 and n64 games aged like

[Himu]

resident evil 2 is still

psx games aged like

[Rahxephon91]

Bought a WiiU today. The Mario Kart 8 Bundle from Walmart. Nintedo Land included as well. $299 and a $50 gift card seemed like a good deal. Hopefully my nieces enjoy Mario Kart.

[thisismyusername]

Oh 4chan...

[Mr. Nobody]

Mario 64 is still a lot of fun, but for some reason it's a really lonely game. Like when I'm playing it, on a lot of stages, I feel like I have no friends left in the world.

Particularly that stage where you have to raise and lower the water level. Fuck that place.

The drowned city at the bottom 

[El Babua]

That game's creepy as fuck.

[TVC15]

Gex 2 was better, though.

[parallax]

My cherised PS1 memory was using a toothpick to keep the lid open with the disc running cause that's how you used to run imported/bootleg games back then and everyone in elementary / middle school wanted a taste of that Dragon Ball Final Bout.

until you got a taste of final bout/ my only regret is not keeping it from blockbuster and selling off.

[sarslip]

n64 had one explosion animation across all of its games

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I've had friends try to relive the glory of Goldeneye and all I can do is sit there and be miserable. Game is just shit today. Tired to go back to Perfect Dark and everything about it is kind of garbage now.

Star Fox 64 is still good though.

Plenty of PS1 games are actually ok though and scale fine on the PSP. MGS1 is still very playable. Ace Combat 3 is a really good game I recently discovered. Vagrant Story, Saga Frontier, and Parasite Eve I think still hold up.

[StealthFan]

Some aged decent. Hybrid Heaven still owns. Vagrant Story still rapes. Conker was never very good, but the Matrix level owned. There are some gems still.

My PSX memory is getting FFVII, Silent Hill, Soul Reaver and MGS for Xmas when I got the system. Shit was so piff. I got hooked on FFVII and even printed out a huge strategy guide from Gamefaqs and my dad put that shit in a binder for me

My pops been dead almost 8 years now Still think about you, nicca

[El Babua]

N64 has like four games I can still play and enjoy. All of them are GOATs though.

[StealthFan]

Turok 2 was so on release. Turok 3 tried to be Half Life but I still liked it.

[StealthFan]

I also got Clock Tower and Tomorrow Never Dies that Xmas Clock Tower wasn't that bad tho, I liked all the different characters and the plot was novel to my teenage ass.

[Dennis]

N64 had games like Perfect Dark, Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask but it was no GameCube.

[kick51]

(Image removed from quote.)

Oh 4chan...

i don't think i understand console wars anymore

[Dennis]

Perfect Dark sucks

 

[StealthFan]

Perfect Dark owned back in the dizzay. Played that shit a lot. It's flabby as fuck now of course.

[benjipwns]

Those FFXIII ytmnd's from 2008 are like the only things that site is good for to go back to anymore.

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

the he-man one got outdated by this:

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141859168&postcount=3

Wouldn't want to play games on site where people discuss games.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141861145&postcount=113

Will there be a spoiler thread?

I'm going to sleep but would like to sub to such a thread so I can avoid spoilers when I wake up and see a rerun of the event.

i will seriously never understand this

[The Legend of Sunblade]

When spoiler culture gets out of hand. It's everything that Hitokage hated. 

Bad enough that people treat a video game PR press events like things that can be "spoiled", they then expect the whole internet to not talk about it until they've had the time and commodity to watch it themselves.

[Tasty]

SM64 is still the best 3D Mario and the best Mario game ever IMO.

[benjipwns]

It's actually potentially my least favorite main-line Mario game but it not winning a poll of all the games with a plurality or even a majority would surprise me. Or have too many voters whose first Nintendo was a DS.

[StealthFan]

The nostalgia on M64 goes fucking hard. Shit was the first full 3D title a lot of kids played.

Body Harvest raped back in the day, but GTA 3 made that shit obsolete three years later. I'll still remember the Harvest as my first open world shooter tho

[Himu]

hmmm

[benjipwns]

Body Harvest raped back in the day, but GTA 3 made that shit obsolete three years later. I'll still remember the Harvest as my first open world shooter tho

Body Harvest was basically their test run at translating GTA into 3D. (Though they were being developed at the same time.)

If only Rare had chased Blast Corps instead of some of those other franchises/genres...

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141861145&postcount=113

Will there be a spoiler thread?

I'm going to sleep but would like to sub to such a thread so I can avoid spoilers when I wake up and see a rerun of the event.

i will seriously never understand this

if anything, it's the ideal way to get info from a conference/award show.

"oh you mean xxx* is coming out next year and zzz* won best of the year? cool, glad i didn't have to sit through a bunch of hammy bullshit and sponsored inanity to find out"


*insert any boring cinematic-stuffed console exclusive here.

[Jansen]

only worthwhile stuff

gotta say nintendo is really tempting me into a wii u now

[benjipwns]

More like nexus of hardcore spoilers.

It's like there's not even a reason for me to play these games in the future now.

[Sausage]

I think my ninthing is showing 

[Tasty]

That Zelda demo reminds me of what I imagined Twilight Princess to be. TP is my fave 3D Zeruda but I was initially disappointed that they took out forest travel. I mean it was in most of the trailers leading up to release. 

If they keep the best part of TP (the amazing and numerous dungeons), improve the structure of Link Between Worlds, and have that massive open world they're showing, it might just be the best one ever and cut straight to the core of the what the series actually is.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I will never understand people waiting to see or excited by footage of Zelda. When has a Zelda game ever looked and played like anything other than a fucking Zelda game?

If they keep the best part of TP (the amazing and numerous dungeons), improve the structure of Link Between Worlds, and have that massive open world they're showing, it might just be the best one ever and cut straight to the core of the what the series actually is.

Spoiler alert: it'll massively under deliver and people won't care because it's Zelda.

[benjipwns]

Does the game come with optional highly pleased commentary from the guy doing Miyamoto?

[Tasty]

I will never understand people waiting to see or excited by footage of Zelda. When has a Zelda game ever looked and played like anything other than a fucking Zelda game?

If they keep the best part of TP (the amazing and numerous dungeons), improve the structure of Link Between Worlds, and have that massive open world they're showing, it might just be the best one ever and cut straight to the core of the what the series actually is.

Spoiler alert: it'll massively under deliver and people won't care because it's Zelda.

Saying this like ALBW isn't highly loved and lauded.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Christ, nerds, stop masterbating about eventual Nintendo garbage. you're clogging up this thread.

[nudemacusers]

more like legend of zzzlda amirite

[StealthFan]

Zelda owned when I was younger. Shit I even liked TP when I played it four years ago. But now...eh. I don't regret selling my Wii U at all.

[Oblivion]

The new Zelda has some minor texture issues, but looks great so far.

[octopushover]

are you kidding me that the new king's quest is a console exclusive


 

[Dennis]

Looks like this will be the first Zelda game I will be excited to play since Wind Waker.

[sarslip]

Body Harvest raped back in the day
 

Vagrant Story still rapes.

why do the ps1/n64 games gotta rape though?

[StealthFan]

all the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows acting socially conscious in the Hardline thread