1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[demi]

Nevermind, math shows they are still legal

I'm onto you though 

[Mr. Nobody]

Ya'll cacs serious?

We have black folks getting gunned down left and right by cops in this country, and a trailer saying "Be the law" while depicting cops gunning down minorities isn't problematic?

PXG was being a contrarian asshole. I'm a fucking honkey, and I still cringed at that trailer.

...I mean, what's the statute of limitations on when games are allowed to show people getting shot again? Because the trailer I just watched right now showed what looked to be an Asian woman gunning down whites, Hispanics and some black people. I mean, would it better if the game just took out all black people?

Dennis, don't answer that.

Somewhere down the line prior to the release date when gamers will "break" and buy the game despite their objections online. Sooner if a new shooter is announced from one of their favorite devs or franchises, and even sooner if said new shooter is a console exclusive.





Oops 

[kick51]

fuck WW2

I wanna go back to space aliens, wolfenstein-style fantasy nazis, and nazi space aliens. 


maybe i should buy wolfenstein ps4 while it's on sale

[I'm a Puppy!]

Ya'll cacs serious?

We have black folks getting gunned down left and right by cops in this country, and a trailer saying "Be the law" while depicting cops gunning down minorities isn't problematic?

PXG was being a contrarian asshole. I'm a fucking honkey, and I still cringed at that trailer.

...I mean, what's the statute of limitations on when games are allowed to show people getting shot again? Because the trailer I just watched right now showed what looked to be an Asian woman gunning down whites, Hispanics and some black people. I mean, would it better if the game just took out all black people?

Dennis, don't answer that.

Somewhere down the line prior to the release date when gamers will "break" and buy the game despite their objections online. Sooner if a new shooter is announced from one of their favorite devs or franchises, and even sooner if said new shooter is a console exclusive.





Oops 

If GAF decided to never play the games that "offend" their sensibilities then the whole forum would be full of people who never play games discussing games....oh wait.

[StealthFan]

fuck WW2

I wanna go back to space aliens, wolfenstein-style fantasy nazis, and nazi space aliens. 


maybe i should buy wolfenstein ps4 while it's on sale

Other than the first level, the new Wolfenstein owns. You'll be in flavor country nicca.

[WanderingWind]

Sniper Elite 3 was set in the WWII African campaigns and you shoot a lot of Italians in that one.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142327951#post142327951

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142332010#post142332010

Glorious post-racial Europe

[Tasty]

Walk along the street near Montmartre and you'll see a bunch of Arab/Northern African dudes selling goods. They didn't obtain those goods by legal means I'll tell you.

Can't trust them urban types

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142327951#post142327951

Glorious post-racial Europe

Doesn't have much to do with race.

Dude has a point.

Immigration can cause some (IMO minor) societal difficulties. Pointing it out isn't racist.

[octopushover]

societal differences like pickpocketing?

[kick51]

fuck WW2

I wanna go back to space aliens, wolfenstein-style fantasy nazis, and nazi space aliens. 


maybe i should buy wolfenstein ps4 while it's on sale

Other than the first level, the new Wolfenstein owns. You'll be in flavor country nicca.

sounds good.  got it on my list

[sarslip]

since when does entertainment exploit controversy?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947836

dudes still beating that drum i see.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947836

dudes still beating that drum i see.

without beating a drum, Driveclub is good.  wasn't around for the launch problems, but like every other non-troversy at gaf the last few years, the negativity is overblown.  On PC that goes for The Crew and Unity too. 


gotta love this moderation new hotness too

"We're trying to have a discussion.  Would you please have the same opinion as us, so that we can continue this conversation like adults?"

[StealthFan]

SonyGAF is real

[Quaker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947836

dudes still beating that drum i see.

Is that a motherfucking Infamous beanie?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947836

dudes still beating that drum i see.

Is that a motherfucking Infamous beanie?

you missed the beanie thing when that game released? sonyponies flocked to that like they were saving breast cancer.

[Quaker]

Nah, I've ranted about those avatar fads before. I was more rhetorically asking how that dude can expect anyone to take him seriously when he makes a "next gen is here" statement after he's branded himself like that. I'm sure he'll get a 10 page thread out of it, though.

[Himu]

Quaker I'm sorry I lashed at you the other day

[Quaker]

It's all good.

[nudemacusers]

Nah, I've ranted about those avatar fads before. I was more rhetorically asking how that dude can expect anyone to take him seriously when he makes a "next gen is here" statement after he's branded himself like that. I'm sure he'll get a 10 page thread out of it, though.

oh well yeah it's always amusing to see dudes sporting order/master chief/sackboy/mario avatars coming after dudes for being 'biased'

[Supermanisdead]

ok angel stan

[I'm a Puppy!]

Maybe he's not banging, maybe he's watching?

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=946957

lol

[I'm a Puppy!]

The irony of it is that guy looks like he was one of the pirates in Wind Waker
Also, he's not wrong.

[Yulwei]

The irony of it is that guy looks like he was one of the pirates in Wind Waker
Also, he's not wrong.

i don't know anything about the zelda fanbase or how true that video is but if you ever feel the need to tell people not to criticize "X" product and instead hype/shill it, you should probably step off the internet

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just what do you think the internet is for? (other than porn of course)

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142365973&postcount=1901

I can't believe he did not get BOOED on stage, if i would have been there I would have gotten up and started chanting " WE WANT A REMAKE" and made everyone join me I'm very confident that EVERY single person in there would have joined.

Yeah, that's totally why I don't have a girlfriend fATLUS.gif

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe he's not banging, maybe he's watching?

Are you suggesting Leo doth partake in No Fap December?

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142365973&postcount=1901

I can't believe he did not get BOOED on stage, if i would have been there I would have gotten up and started chanting " WE WANT A REMAKE" and made everyone join me I'm very confident that EVERY single person in there would have joined.

Yeah, that's totally why I don't have a girlfriend fATLUS.gif

Ah yes, the angry toddler approach. Never fails.

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947941

Ok this is kinda weird...

Maybe I'm wrong here but...

Isn't it kinda dumb if this story is true? Why would you want to bone 20 models? How is he living the dream? Unless he has the libido of a teenager, it seems a bit pointless. Banging one new model every day seems more plausible, but why 20 in one day? It makes no sense. Unless I'm missing something here.

Last I heard, didn't he have STDs?

MMMMMMMMMMM... spreading to 20.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

For real though chubigans has been shilling for sony since at least 2004 when he was an mvp or someshit on the psp boards at ign

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

Let me guess, Bish is the one handing out the bans?

he is fucking awful

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

I totally bought my Vita for overpriced Indies as well. 

(No, I really didn't:





)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

Let me guess, Bish is the one handing out the bans?

he is fucking awful

Doubt it. Isn't there one "#TEAMINDIE" person on the moderation staff? Like... Minsc or whatever the GoG dude is?

[king of the internet]

Minsc doesn't seem like the ban crazy type. Probably was someone like Steve Youngblood. 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

For real though chubigans has been shilling for sony since at least 2004 when he was an mvp or someshit on the psp boards at ign

gaming side bans are so weird lmao

[Steve Youngblood]

Minsc doesn't seem like the ban crazy type. Probably was someone like Steve Youngblood. 

Hey, king of the internet, what's your username on GAF? I need to send you a PM, but I don't want to send it via this forum because I question the security here. Seriously, this PM I want to send you? It's important. If you're thinking that I just want to ban you for questioning GAF moderation, you're wrong.

[Mr. Nobody]

Talk to the feds brehs 

[kick51]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947941

Ok this is kinda weird...

Maybe I'm wrong here but...

Isn't it kinda dumb if this story is true? Why would you want to bone 20 models? How is he living the dream? Unless he has the libido of a teenager, it seems a bit pointless. Banging one new model every day seems more plausible, but why 20 in one day? It makes no sense. Unless I'm missing something here.

Probably didn't bang them all.  Just brought them along so he could watch them passive aggressively brawl over him, each trying to prove that they're the alpha bitch.  He just sat there, taking it all in, fully aware of what's going on; while the girls, who were once friends, try to play some silly balancing act between looking good, classy, and not going full primal and clawing each other's eyes and wombs out over King Leo's seed.  Once he's bored of that, he picks one or two or three at random and kicks out the rest. They're all hot and the ones he doesn't fuck today, he can fuck any other time.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948115

lol. Nintendo doesn't get fan demand.

Nintendo: Here's a bunch of shit you don't want.
Fans: OMG DO NOT WANT
Nintendo: We'll reprint it in a month.

Nintendo: Here's shit you DO want.
Fans: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG DO WANT. *doesn't pre-order to avoid madness*
Nintendo: We aren't going to print/make more. Trollface.jpg


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142418344&postcount=24

 

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142417597&postcount=3

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/erik-dimera-aka-r-g-aka-magneto-claims-he-profits-beyond-comprehension-off-of-porn.156281/

 


This shit is about to make me quit porn brehs...I like a lot of stuff but I'd like to think I have it under control. But at the same time, I bet R=G thought the same thing

[nudemacusers]

i don't really understand what is going on (weirdo obsessed over porn stars?) but this

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/erik-dimera-aka-r-g-aka-magneto-claims-he-profits-beyond-comprehension-off-of-porn.156281/page-13#post-5857732

is a good adlib template when you need to murder someone

[Sausage]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/erik-dimera-aka-r-g-aka-magneto-claims-he-profits-beyond-comprehension-off-of-porn.156281/

 


This shit is about to make me quit porn brehs...I like a lot of stuff but I'd like to think I have it under control. But at the same time, I bet R=G thought the same thing

Some weird shit. The hell is going on in that thread?

[Joe Molotov]

. And yet these whores and skanks have far too much self-respect to lower themselves to engage with someone who tells them how suckable their cheekbones are/

[Mr. Nobody]

what's going on in that thread is pretty much this

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/5854206/

You got a nerd who thinks he's funny, and a creep who think he's powerful. They are arguing.

Thats it.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948175
This could turn into an interesting wah wah thread.

[Sausage]

what's going on in that thread is pretty much this

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/5854206/

You got a nerd who thinks he's funny, and a creep who think he's powerful. They are arguing.

Thats it.

Yeah that R=G guy is completely off the rails, but I never questioned it because I was fiending.

Maybe I should join PD in no fap december...

[Your Stalker]

Kendra Lust did a Kim K like photoshoot for bangbros.

[benjipwns]

lol at finally seeing that Battlefield: Hardon trailer that bans are getting thrown around for

sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiitttttt, it's only like 95% of non-The Wire portrayals of police in commercial TV programming/movies

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Could actually be cool if they gave it some REAL LIFE IS GREY SOMETIMES twists ala Spec Ops to mock all the endless violations of civil liberties you're supposed to cheer for in said programming.

[close]

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947992

But in the United States, they put anything in their mouths.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

No, this must be stopped.

[benjipwns]

This is just a disaster for European economy. American foods in general are much more mass-produced (larger scale) and lower taxating, meaning if they open the market right now, the EU food industry will collapse because of the crisis + impossible to stand against (with our vastly different regulations) american competitions.

This world is fucked, megacorporations hold all the power already and we can't do shit about it. The concentration of money is driving us toward of a governement of the corporations, and most people don't see problems with this, accusing opposers of being socialist commies and anti-free market nutjobs.

What an anti-free market nutjob.

[thisismyusername]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

That's hot, no joke. But he bit the tip off.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142411486#post142411486

WHY DIDNT I GET MY REFUND!!?!!

still it's crazy that the game is still messed up

[Tasty]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

That's hot, no joke. But he bit the tip off.

Maybe his throat pulsed around the end and it just slid down.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948265

Also I was not prepared for when in ESB it's revealed that Luke is Darth Vader's son. I had to pause the movie at that point and just like recover from the severe mind blow I was dealt. I have no idea how I managed to be unspoiled by that all these years.

[benjipwns]

wow, thanks for not spoiler tagging that Andrex....

I might as well not even watch any space themed films ever again.

[thisismyusername]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

That's hot, no joke. But he bit the tip off.

Maybe his throat pulsed around the end and it just slid down.

Keep foolin' yourself.

[Tasty]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

That's hot, no joke. But he bit the tip off.

Maybe his throat pulsed around the end and it just slid down.

Keep fantasizin' yourself.

Fixed

[thisismyusername]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.