1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Tasty]

"Head is head."
-Eschaton, 2011

[thisismyusername]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

Yeah, but that's different. 

[Rman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

For real though chubigans has been shilling for sony since at least 2004 when he was an mvp or someshit on the psp boards at ign

For such a big Sony fan, chubigans is really invested in MS stuff. He's been posting anti MS crap for years. It's so transparent lol.

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142450834#post142450834

[Tasty]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

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Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142450834#post142450834

He probably can't even handle that 

[benjipwns]

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Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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Was 2010 when he quit GAF after getting taken to task over Donkey Kong Country? Or was that earlier...

[Tasty]

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Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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Was 2010 when he quit GAF after getting taken to task over Donkey Kong Country? Or was that earlier...

I believe that was 2011.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=142450834#post142450834

royalan is one of my favorite gaf posters  nopause

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142412512&postcount=16

I liked Salvation tho.

I thought it was way better than Judgement Day, but that's not saying much. Overall

[StealthFan]

remember the exact year you started liking an internet poster brehs

[Joe Molotov]

Is this the same guy that didn't know Darth Vader was Luke's father until last week?

[Shaka Khan]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

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Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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It was because he was announced for the Wii, wasn't it?

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/erik-dimera-aka-r-g-aka-magneto-claims-he-profits-beyond-comprehension-off-of-porn.156281/

 


This shit is about to make me quit porn brehs...I like a lot of stuff but I'd like to think I have it under control. But at the same time, I bet R=G thought the same thing

Some weird shit. The hell is going on in that thread?

Typical Coli chest puffing. That thread is a year old. We all gave it to R=G but King Gentleman isn't any better. I bet both are virgins.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

. And yet these whores and skanks have far too much self-respect to lower themselves to engage with someone who tells them how suckable their cheekbones are/

Like half the dorks here don't run that same game.....

 

I mean I love this place but the next Brad Pitt ain't coming out of your tunnel. Most dudes here simp'd their women from their buddy's massage table or straight up fail on the daily.



Now I'm not crosschecking here but let's not make believe we are a land filled with Himalaya style macks.

[dmj]

J. Cole his new album is pretty amazing.  GOAT teas, tbh.

Y'all should purchase 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

J. Cole his new album is pretty amazing.  GOAT teas, tbh.

Y'all should purchase 

Wrong thread? God at least I hope so.

[Tasty]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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It was because he was announced for the Wii, wasn't it?

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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It was because he was announced for the Wii, wasn't it?

 

B-Team <3

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948292

[Shaka Khan]

I didn't think you were gay though, Andy.

he's been trying to suck Oscar's dick since 2006

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually I didn't know Oscar until 2008, and I didn't actually like him until 2010.

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It was because he was announced for the Wii, wasn't it?

 

Too bad DCharlie isn't around to explain it.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948232

If the approach to relationships and dating changed would it garner a positive result
If girls and women were encouraged more to initiate conversation and start the dating would there be a positive outcome?



Could there truly be a decrease in Rape if there was a change in the position that men played in the dating game?

[Rufus]

I want to believe that it's bait, but I've seen too many people accidentally state revealing things.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Is this the same guy that didn't know Darth Vader was Luke's father until last week?

someone hasn't kept up on their Old Dutch cognates

[benjipwns]

I want to believe that it's bait, but I've seen too many people accidentally state revealing things.

Not sure why you guys keep thinking I said eliminate rape all together, I said it would reduce by SOME percentage.

and its all in the way that we raise our kids, always encouraging boys to have a girlfriend but discouraging girls to have a boyfriend. it creates this!

Best part is Vigilant Walrus posting a lot in that thread though:

Some people get mad, but I think there is some valid arguments. At least it's fun entertaining the idea.
In the animal kingdom, for some species (though many, it's not the case) you can effectively have 10% males to impregnate 90% of the females. less fighting.
bad side: inbred galore.


Also it would make a society where a lot of women would have to fight over few men, and thats not nice for them because then they needs to have a lots of cats to keep them company.

It is! I'm just trying to explain/elaborate what the OPs line of thinking is. It's completely insane! lol!




IMO the only way we can move forward is to break down our gender chains; having lots of sex makes you undesirable as a woman, and your only a real man if you have lots of sex. Those two are some of the worst.

If these two where not an option, I think the value of sexual exclusivity would go down, and on average a lot more people would have a lot more sex. Of both genders.

[benjipwns]

Oh god, same guy who made that thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=948343

I hate testosterone (and Manliness) #1
Lately my shoulder is pinched, this is the THIRD time it has happened in like the past two months so I am tired of taking it easy.


I am getting angry over every little thing that calls for me to move a certain way that hurts, like if I try something easily and I drop it.


but it isnt that I just am angry at little shit normally, I dont want to be angry, I dont want to be frustrated, overly horny, or just have a lot that needs to get out.



even more so I have an extreme amount of sadness that I cant cope with, I can feel it behind my eyes and I havnt been able to handle my own emotions for awhile, I just lock them up.

AND NOT EVEN THAT, I never used to get offended in "man things" before a couple years ago.


example, I went up to Alaska to work on a cannery in the summer of 2012, working 16 hours a day 7 days a week.

when there I volunteered to do a bunch of other shit to look good, it happened to be this other shit was carry 2 - 50 lb bags of salt like 4 times an hour and supply metal cans to the machines, this took away from the regular job of Pushing half ton carts into the boiler, but I still did the regular portion of it here and there.

some of the other dudes, younger, would start saying shit like "time to do a mans work" and then look at me and judge or some shit, would get me a bit fired up inside.

that and the arm wrestling shit that would go down is what I would have never gotten myself a part of before, being called a "woman" never offended me in my teen years, because I felt women were equal. and I still feel that way, but I get offended AND I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENS.

does it have to do with Virginity (or the lack thereof)? maybe its cause I have been raising a family for the past 5 years I DONT KNOW. but I know I have changed from my early 20s to my late ones.

[kick51]

heh, he took me to task once on an intentionally bad ms paint pic i made.  so i posted the link to his deviant art he had in his profile, which was all pics of him looking like a dumb ass and some meh pixel art.  i think he took down the link after that.

[nudemacusers]

heh, he took me to task once on an intentionally bad ms paint pic i made.  so i posted the link to his deviant art he had in his profile, which was all pics of him looking like a dumb ass and some meh pixel art.  i think he took down the link after that.

hah i remember this

dude's weird

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947608

what the fuck @ mac 

stacking tomato sauce like it's a form of currency.

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947986

I buy indies for pennies on Steam sales. I could not care less if they ever show up, likely overpriced, on my Xbox.

lol @ all the bans for being honest. i mean i totes bought my ps4 for overpriced indies

For real though chubigans has been shilling for sony since at least 2004 when he was an mvp or someshit on the psp boards at ign

For such a big Sony fan, chubigans is really invested in MS stuff. He's been posting anti MS crap for years. It's so transparent lol.

There seems to be a hilarious co-ordinated feel to some of these type of threads on Gaf lately. Like certain posters have been talking off site about how to frame certain issues before posting them.

No surprise to see Neuromancer another 'Sony MVP' posting twitter messages to id@xbox. Looks like some of these boys want real jobs at Sony, not these very sad 'MVP' roles. Which are basically lower than forum marketing shills. They probably think the Indie side is the best way to get their foot in the door. And these threads on gaf are a great way to be noticed.

[Oblivion]

remember the exact year you started liking an internet poster brehs

I only remember this of kind thing when it's regarding my enemies. 

[benjipwns]

I assume mac always has a kind of truthful facetious hyperbole to his posts. So like I'm sure he does all that stuff, but he's mockingly overserious about it and exaggerating how often, etc., especially as people get upset about it.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947608

what the fuck @ mac 

stacking tomato sauce like it's a form of currency.

I thought you meant Mac, Mac. Not Mac... mac. That said, the meltdown is hilariously over the top. I can't tell if he's serious.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/lol-at-being-a-woman.274051/

[WanderingWind]

I mean, why go for the permaban over tomato sauce though? Joking or not, that's just sort of pathetic.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I mean, why go for the permaban over tomato sauce though? Joking or not, that's just sort of pathetic.

This



 

vs

This



 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I'm just trying to figure out how OCD Mac is on a scale of 1-10...I'm thinking he's a 12.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142483453&postcount=192

wtf

I still can't tell if he's trolling or is on the warpath and wants to get banned

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Probably OCD instead of Autism but I wanted to use that pic.

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[kick51]

I mean, why go for the permaban over tomato sauce though? Joking or not, that's just sort of pathetic.

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Neglect dating your frozen homemade food brehs.

How do you label "spaghetti sauce" but not the date? Arguably the date is more important than the label. You can figure out what it is if it's in a fkin transparent bag.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to mix up spaghetti sauce and mechanically separated prostitutes

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947608

what the fuck @ mac 

stacking tomato sauce like it's a form of currency.

I thought you meant Mac, Mac. Not Mac... mac. That said, the meltdown is hilariously over the top. I can't tell if he's serious.

Mac is like diet, sugar-free macuser

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why would anyone boil it and then freeze it. It's like 10 minutes to prepare.

Must be real exciting on friday nights around there bagging food and pre-boiling noodles.

[Joe Molotov]

The stacks of spaghetti sauce, I'm dying.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think it's bloody brilliant. Not only to do it, but to have such a fit about it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I think it's bloody brilliant. Not only to do it, but to have such a fit about it.

I grabbed a pic of that and sent it to my wife. Her response was pretty good.

"Hey baby, let's prebag our spaghetti from now on [pic]"

Her "Sorry Rev (our landscaper and all around weirdo) took all our plastic baggies. I don't know what the fuck he did with them"

Me to Rev "Hey man what are you using our plastic baggies for I was gonna bag spaghetti"

Rev "hmmm that's a better idea than I had, I'm going to bag spaghetti with them, thanks!"

[kick51]

how is bagging spaghetti a better idea than bagging weed

-1 for the awesome landscaper, but he's already on a higher level than the rest of us so it's no big deal

[Sausage]

Mac is trolling the shit out of you guys. Just reverse image search all of his pics.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

how is bagging spaghetti a better idea than bagging weed

He doesn't smoke weed. My guess is he's still trying to perfect his new strain of grass (like actual grass) that he's been working on for years.

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He does grown some for me and the boys though as part of his salary....that sugerbud

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mac is trolling the shit out of you guys. Just reverse image search all of his pics.

Please go into detail with links and pics sir.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142483453&postcount=192

 

[Sausage]

how is bagging spaghetti a better idea than bagging weed

He doesn't smoke weed. My guess is he's still trying to perfect his new strain of grass (like actual grass) that he's been working on for years.

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He does grown some for me and the boys though as part of his salary....that sugerbud

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http://collegerecipecafe.com/2014/09/18/cooking-101-can-you-freeze-cooked-pasta-noodles/

http://www.mommyofalltrades.com/2013_02_01_archive.html

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[sarslip]

how is bagging spaghetti a better idea than bagging weed

He doesn't smoke weed. My guess is he's still trying to perfect his new strain of grass (like actual grass) that he's been working on for years.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He does grown some for me and the boys though as part of his salary....that sugerbud

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http://collegerecipecafe.com/2014/09/18/cooking-101-can-you-freeze-cooked-pasta-noodles/

http://www.mommyofalltrades.com/2013_02_01_archive.html

[Mr. Nobody]

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[Mr. Nobody]

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What the hell are those cupcakes doing in the middle of that dinner plate?

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142483453&postcount=192

 

terrible suicide

do something interesting ffs

[I'm a Puppy!]

This page. Oh god. This page. Ice cube sauce? That's even more pathetic than pre-boiling noodles.

[thabiz]

who the fuck pre-boils noodles?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=947608

what the fuck @ mac 

stacking tomato sauce like it's a form of currency.

I thought you meant Mac, Mac. Not Mac... mac. That said, the meltdown is hilariously over the top. I can't tell if he's serious.

Mac is like diet, sugar-free macuser

you callin me fat and sweet fuckboy?

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i'm just sweet 

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[nudemacusers]

waaaaait who the fuck puts that shit in an ice cube tray lmao

[Eel O'Brian]

What's wrong with freezing spaghetti sauce? My fiance makes fucking awesome meat sauce, but it takes like half a day to cook so she makes a huge pot of it. There's no way we could eat it all before it goes bad. Freeze that shit in some bags, and a month later when I'm craving some of it goddamn there it is, boys. Freezing pasta, on the other hand, is a little...anal?