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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18480 on: December 12, 2014, 04:19:40 PM »
Because if you're not successful in your art at least you could be like "Well at least he has money."
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18481 on: December 12, 2014, 04:22:09 PM »
Because if you're not successful in your art at least you could be like "Well at least he has money."

jermaine dupri  :usacry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18482 on: December 12, 2014, 04:25:15 PM »
Because if you're not successful in your art at least you could be like "Well at least he has money."

I'd say that to myself to reassure myself but I wouldn't be desperate to defend some rando like that

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18483 on: December 12, 2014, 04:36:25 PM »
Because if you're not successful in your art at least you could be like "Well at least he has money."

I'd say that to myself to reassure myself but I wouldn't be desperate to defend some rando like that

"But he's a fellow Gaffer!"  :sabu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18485 on: December 12, 2014, 05:15:23 PM »
Some white folks just can't handle dat spice.

So restaurants just give them the bland stuff. Saves them hearing them whine about it being too hot.

It also will probably save his asshole later on when he has a shit.   

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18486 on: December 12, 2014, 05:19:18 PM »
hand wring over overrated fast food being too hot to bare while effortless taking 9 inch dicks brehs
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18487 on: December 12, 2014, 05:25:22 PM »
hand wring over overrated fast food being too hot to bare while effortless taking 9 inch dicks brehs

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18488 on: December 12, 2014, 05:33:41 PM »
hand wring over overrated fast food being too hot to bare while effortless taking 9 inch dicks brehs


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18491 on: December 12, 2014, 06:07:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142941265&postcount=96

how will he ever recover from this discrimination?????


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Last time my girlfriend and I went to our favorite local Indian joint, the waiter recognized me as "the guy who always orders the vindaloo extra spicy!" and then gave us a free dessert.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18492 on: December 12, 2014, 06:16:39 PM »
I have one account brehs and it's James Woods :beli

No other alts. I am saddened that Himu is creeped by me on Twitter :tocry
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18493 on: December 12, 2014, 06:18:19 PM »
I'm talking about some weeaboo on twitter called Stealth.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18494 on: December 12, 2014, 06:20:44 PM »
I'm talking about some weeaboo on twitter called Stealth.
:leon
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18495 on: December 12, 2014, 06:21:00 PM »
every time I go to a restaurant like a Thai place or a Mexican place I always ask them to make it as hot as possible and I always end up disappointed.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18496 on: December 12, 2014, 06:51:23 PM »
Remember which posters can effortless take 9 inch dicks brehs
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18497 on: December 12, 2014, 06:59:49 PM »
complaining about chipotle spiciness   ???

pretty sure that place has only downgraded the heat.  the red chili salsa is weak and less flavorful these days.  They need to make some awesome habanero salsa.  too bad the only thing they've added in years is tofu.



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18499 on: December 12, 2014, 07:14:50 PM »
off topic but America loves booty, always knew those upper west places were off



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18500 on: December 12, 2014, 07:19:06 PM »
coli nature threads :sabu
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18502 on: December 12, 2014, 07:24:36 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951016

unironically compare friends to frasier brehs

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18503 on: December 12, 2014, 07:31:19 PM »
Next up on gaf: what was funnier, arrested development or the big bang theory
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18504 on: December 12, 2014, 07:59:33 PM »
bbt made more money and is thus the superior artistic expression
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18506 on: December 12, 2014, 08:26:01 PM »
Remember which posters can effortless take 9 inch dicks brehs

I only remember which posters have 9 inch dicks :noah

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18507 on: December 12, 2014, 08:32:50 PM »
bbt made more money and is thus the superior artistic expression

QUICK: Does anyone know the financial stability of the people who worked on BBT?!!!!! 

I just wanna make sure they're all gonna be okay in case they read all the bullying they get on the internet  :( :( :(


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18509 on: December 13, 2014, 12:52:56 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951232

germany coming in with a late submission in the ongoing euro-america racism neogaf war. finally, deliverance from zwarte piet :rejoice
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18511 on: December 13, 2014, 02:58:45 AM »
that thread  :dead :dead :dead

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18512 on: December 13, 2014, 03:32:23 AM »
So much bullshit on these last two pages....bullshit is bullshit dudes.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18513 on: December 13, 2014, 03:33:40 AM »
I MISS BON BONS :brazilcry
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18514 on: December 13, 2014, 04:22:09 AM »
"I played this game and the gameplay is fundamentally flawed" - "How can you single out this game for pre-release bugs??"

« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 05:24:46 AM by doctavius bonbon »

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18516 on: December 13, 2014, 10:07:55 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951232

germany coming in with a late submission in the ongoing euro-america racism neogaf war. finally, deliverance from zwarte piet :rejoice

in defense of leading casually racist country the netherlands, i feel obligated to tell you that we have them here as well.

tho wiki tells me they originate from denmark

also the flemish word for it is apparently negerinnentet, which translates to 'negress tit'. not even kidding.
w/e

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18517 on: December 13, 2014, 10:09:48 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951232

germany coming in with a late submission in the ongoing euro-america racism neogaf war. finally, deliverance from zwarte piet :rejoice

in defense of leading casually racist country the netherlands, i feel obligated to tell you that we have them here as well.

tho wiki tells me they originate from denmark

also the flemish word for it is apparently negerinnentet, which translates to 'negress tit'. not even kidding.

 :dead

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951274


« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 11:21:45 AM by D3RANG3D »

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18518 on: December 13, 2014, 11:51:34 AM »
the order review thread is gonna be like the uncharted 3 wall of shame, I can feel it.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18521 on: December 13, 2014, 12:33:43 PM »
the order review thread is gonna be like the uncharted 3 wall of shame, I can feel it.

its funny seeing so much hope and dreams now going into this game  :lol

personally it looks damn good and if it plays decently i'll check it out but man.

also the true article should be NEVER FUCKING PREORDER ANYTHING, FUCK PREORDERS

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18522 on: December 13, 2014, 12:48:44 PM »
the order review thread is gonna be like the uncharted 3 wall of shame, I can feel it.

its funny seeing so much hope and dreams now going into this game  :lol

personally it looks damn good and if it plays decently i'll check it out but man.

also the true article should be NEVER FUCKING PREORDER ANYTHING, FUCK PREORDERS


bayo 2 needed to be preordered because of cheap ass nintendo

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18523 on: December 13, 2014, 01:33:43 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/emulation/comments/2p6m3k/citra_3ds_emu_boots_first_commercial_game/

Getting me closer to the ability to not give Capcom a dime for releasing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 5 as a digital-only release. Fuck Nintendos DRM scheme. :rejoice If it was anything like PSN/XBL/Steam, I'd consider it.

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« Reply #18524 on: December 13, 2014, 02:48:56 PM »
I MISS BON BONS :brazilcry

im here bb :-*

edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143106271&postcount=51

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I miss them soooo bad! I'm like "bon bons please" almost every time I go to the movies. It's so drilled in my head because they were my movie theatre snack when I was growing up. The cashier is always like,"what's that?" And then I remember! I REMEMBER THE HORROR. The horror of a bon bon-less existence! :brazilcry I really hope those people didn't grow up in the 80's/90's and didn't get a chance to have them! Poor people!

Nestle I think has these things that are sort of like them but totally AREN'T bon bons! :brazilcry
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18525 on: December 13, 2014, 02:49:36 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/emulation/comments/2p6m3k/citra_3ds_emu_boots_first_commercial_game/

Getting me closer to the ability to not give Capcom a dime for releasing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 5 as a digital-only release. Fuck Nintendos DRM scheme. :rejoice If it was anything like PSN/XBL/Steam, I'd consider it.

AA5 sucks
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18526 on: December 13, 2014, 03:12:49 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18527 on: December 13, 2014, 03:48:10 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/emulation/comments/2p6m3k/citra_3ds_emu_boots_first_commercial_game/

Getting me closer to the ability to not give Capcom a dime for releasing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 5 as a digital-only release. Fuck Nintendos DRM scheme. :rejoice If it was anything like PSN/XBL/Steam, I'd consider it.

AA5 sucks

It's top 3 in the series  :bolo

Barring that atrocious second case though

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18528 on: December 13, 2014, 03:52:40 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18529 on: December 13, 2014, 05:11:37 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18530 on: December 13, 2014, 05:13:14 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

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What a sorry userbase Gaf has now

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18531 on: December 13, 2014, 05:20:29 PM »
I'm so glad I got out of there when I did.  :jawalrus

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18532 on: December 13, 2014, 05:50:14 PM »
Observe got bodied on the coli
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18533 on: December 13, 2014, 06:27:46 PM »
link? I just saw Observe claim he used to watch Lakers v Celtics games in highschool back when Bill Russel was playing
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18534 on: December 13, 2014, 06:29:11 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18536 on: December 13, 2014, 07:02:39 PM »
He'll be back by new years

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18537 on: December 13, 2014, 08:52:36 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
 :-\

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

 :kobeyuck

You can't even have a strong opinion without offending someone with respect to video games anymore.  Even if you write up a point-by-point argument with citations, some people would probably respond with a post akin to "waaaaah, you're hurting my feelings with your opinions about a video game, stop being mean to my video game/video game character :'(".  Some people want to run around with their hands clapped over their ears to ensure that their opinion is the absolute opinion, I guess.

It's not a GAF-exclusive behaviour, but I feel like you used to be able to say if you felt like something that wasn't a console was garbage without people immediately jumping down your throat as part of a game/character defense force a few years ago there.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18538 on: December 13, 2014, 08:57:14 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
 :-\

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

 :kobeyuck

You can't even have a strong opinion without offending someone with respect to video games anymore.  Even if you write up a point-by-point argument with citations, some people would probably respond with a post akin to "waaaaah, you're hurting my feelings with your opinions about a video game, stop being mean to my video game/video game character :'(".  Some people want to run around with their hands clapped over their ears to ensure that their opinion is the absolute opinion, I guess.

It's not a GAF-exclusive behaviour, but I feel like you used to be able to say if you felt like something that wasn't a console was garbage without people immediately jumping down your throat as part of a game/character defense force a few years ago there.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143199217&postcount=651

This person needs help

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18539 on: December 13, 2014, 08:59:03 PM »
www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
 :-\

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

 :kobeyuck

You can't even have a strong opinion without offending someone with respect to video games anymore.  Even if you write up a point-by-point argument with citations, some people would probably respond with a post akin to "waaaaah, you're hurting my feelings with your opinions about a video game, stop being mean to my video game/video game character :'(".  Some people want to run around with their hands clapped over their ears to ensure that their opinion is the absolute opinion, I guess.

It's not a GAF-exclusive behaviour, but I feel like you used to be able to say if you felt like something that wasn't a console was garbage without people immediately jumping down your throat as part of a game/character defense force a few years ago there.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143199217&postcount=651

This person needs help

 :neogaf