1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143374414&postcount=121

That's not... how... it works.

[sarslip]

Jesus Christ.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143336647&postcount=720

Burn this whole thread into the ground.

[octopushover]

the early west wing is god tier television

[Am_I_Anonymous]

the early west wing is god tier television

Yup, first few seasons are top tier. After that....meh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/finestsquad



 

Edit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143119912&postcount=249



You got to be fucking kidding me, this kid is dumb.

Hope XBL gets hacked so people can stop making fun of sony brehs.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Sorkin did do God tier stuff but newsroom is masturbatory and ham fisted to a Jr. High level

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143420290

 

[Tasty]

>hasn't played any of the games except a single demo
>complains about the menus

I INSTANTLY REGRET MY PURCHASE

[Cheddahz]

>hasn't played any of the games except a single demo
>complains about the menus

I INSTANTLY REGRET MY PURCHASE

I did some snooping and this is the best part about the whole thing (post he made a few months ago) - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=135897592&postcount=14872

[sarslip]

>hasn't played any of the games except a single demo
>complains about the menus

I INSTANTLY REGRET MY PURCHASE

headline should be

Just bought a Wiiu, will somebody please talk to me?

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143435920#post143435920

>Not wanting at least a 720p screen on a handheld in the year of our lord 2014.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[nudemacusers]

720p?! what am I doing, playing zork?!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143435920&postcount=1369

that tag

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Warning, intense salt ahoy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143436916&postcount=8251

[Pickles the Firecat]

Warning, intense salt ahoy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143436916&postcount=8251

I don't even understand what the point of his post is. Microsoft is a bad company for closing studios that fail to make a profit? Microsoft closes studios that gamers don't care about?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Warning, intense salt ahoy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143436916&postcount=8251

I don't even understand what the point of his post is. Microsoft is a bad company for closing studios that fail to make a profit? Microsoft closes studios that gamers don't care about?

His only real point is "hey guys, see I trashed M$. Am I in the cool club yet?"

[Jansen]

[Mr. Nobody]

I'd rather play 3 though 

[king of the internet]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

[demi]

Already got 1000 on DMC4 and DmC, no thanks. Still have to play HD Collection yet.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

It didn't have Vergil though. 

[Take My Breh Away]

Warning, intense salt ahoy

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143436916&postcount=8251

I don't even understand what the point of his post is. Microsoft is a bad company for closing studios that fail to make a profit? Microsoft closes studios that gamers don't care about?

Because Sony is so great because they create all their studios from the ground up with loving care if you ignore all the ones they bought like Naughty Dog, Polyphony Digital, Sucker Punch, Psygnosis (Was Studio Liverpool), Zipper Interactive, Evolution, Millenium Games (Now Guerilla Cambridge), Eidetic (Now Sony Bend) ...

That's why Sony are better than M$. Truthfact.

[king of the internet]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

It didn't have Vergil though. 

Doesn't mean anything to me. I like the DMC games for the action but I always skipped the shitty cutscenes and didn't care about any of the dumb characters.

[Jansen]

you contradict yourself

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

It didn't have Vergil though. 

Doesn't mean anything to me. I like the DMC games for the action but I always skipped the shitty cutscenes and didn't care about any of the dumb characters.

If it's anything like DMC3:SE, then Vergil would be right up your alley. Vergil in that game was a no-frills gameplay focused character that had zero cutscenes outside of the first one and gave a different way to play the game with a fixed but really versatile moveset. I had waaaaaay more fun playing as Vergil in DMC3 than I did as Dante.

Hopefully the DMC4 enemies are tweaked a bit to better respond to Dante and Vergil though. As it is, DMC4 is still Nero's game with everything else feeling really foreign.

[Rahxephon91]

Excited about DMC4 and DmC Remasters. DmC was a solid western action game and it should be even better now. DMC4 is just a great game in general so I'm excited to play it again with more improvements and Virgil.

[octopushover]

what the fuck is this avatar

[Mr. Gundam]

what the fuck is this avatar

Uh. Yeah. TOS?

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143374414&postcount=121

That's not... how... it works.

Pretty sure it does.

Brah.

If shitting hit your prostate at any time, why would we still have prostate cancer to check for?

See, anal sex or anal masturbation solves that. Because it does hit the prostate.

[thisismyusername]

I would be more excited about DMC4 SE if I didn't play it @ 1080p/60FPS years ago. Console gaming trash babies .

It didn't have Vergil though. 

Doesn't mean anything to me. I like the DMC games for the action but I always skipped the shitty cutscenes and didn't care about any of the dumb characters.

He's talking Vergil playstyle, you tremendous taco. <3

And don't say Vergil's playstyle isn't for you, because you totally know it is.

Speaking of which: Supermanisdead: I know that feeling from the 10 second teaser, sis.



HOLD ME.

[StealthFan]

even my toaster plays DMC4. Still I'll give it a rent as it will look and run better.

[milchs evil twin]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952750

As a european:

As a brown european:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

I always love that it's eastern Germany of all places.

These ungrateful fucks got several hundred billion Euros in order to prop up their crumbling states, and now they think it's foreigners who are hurting the social safety net?

Not to mention that most of these protesters live in cities with negligible numbers of foreigners. Dresden has like 4.7% foreign residents.

PEGIDA is a shit stain.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143468953&postcount=5

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143468953&postcount=5

...aaaaand banned.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143469586&postcount=12

Let's see how many people try to answer this

[Phoenix Dark]

Sorkin did do God tier stuff but newsroom is masturbatory and ham fisted to a Jr. High level

I watched the first ep and never went back. Dialogue is too fruity for me, plus the whole mythification of America bullshit.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143468953&postcount=5

I wish the mods had let that one slide.

John Dunbar didn't really have a leg to stand on with that one

[headwalk]

Sorkin did do God tier stuff but newsroom is masturbatory and ham fisted to a Jr. High level

I watched the first ep and never went back. Dialogue is too fruity for me, plus the whole mythification of America bullshit.

sorkin is the american garth marenghi.

[Himu]

someone post this on the coli and then post the thread

http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

[Phoenix Dark]

someone post this on the coli and then post the thread

http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

They see conspiracies because that explains why they are not successful and if you disagree with them you are an agent.

They hate Scandal but love Power.

They believe feminism is a tool to emasculate Black men because equal pay for Black women, family planning and a life without domestic violence are bad things.

They always point to Black women’s unmarried rate but fail to discuss Black men having the highest unmarried rate.

especially the first one, omg. yas

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143475304&postcount=602

This guy looks like an expert in the matter 

[team filler]

this sad sap, almost feel sorry for him: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952951

reminds me of this combat medic I met recently, his wife cheated on him while he was at air assault school. this poor fuck believed her story about her being seduced by his friend. and then he believed the bullshit that the rumors of her getting dicked down by 6 other guys was made up by the one dude she was caught with. he's still with her 

also reminds me of this batch that got recycled in basic training for sucking dick in the laundry room and being married. she continued cheating on her husband through AIT and has her facebook relationship status as divorced even though she's still married. this poor fuck has left comments on her page begging her to change it 

[Dennis]

someone post this on the coli and then post the thread

http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

• Hoteps are always talking about kings and queens but rule over their mama’s apartment in the projects.
• They talk about a revolution that they hope never comes because it means actually working.

 

[StealthFan]

Military brings such cuckoldry

[team filler]

army has ensured I will never get married for real. possibly for the benefits, I'd get over 1500 more a month if I was married.

[thisismyusername]

this sad sap, almost feel sorry for him: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952951

reminds me of this combat medic I met recently, his wife cheated on him while he was at air assault school. this poor fuck believed her story about her being seduced by his friend. and then he believed the bullshit that the rumors of her getting dicked down by 6 other guys was made up by the one dude she was caught with. he's still with her 

also reminds me of this batch that got recycled in basic training for sucking dick in the laundry room and being married. she continued cheating on her husband through AIT and has her facebook relationship status as divorced even though she's still married. this poor fuck has left comments on her page begging her to change it 

Someone needs to lay down the "new dick" line, like... pronto. Though, is that still in vogue on GAF?

[Himu]

army has ensured I will never get married for real. possibly for the benefits, I'd get over 1500 more a month if I was married.

how come

[Mr. Nobody]

someone post this on the coli and then post the thread

http://bougieblackgirl.com/black-women-must-avoid-hoteps-costs-tips-spot/

Nah, I'm happy being a c-list poster 

[thisismyusername]

army has ensured I will never get married for real. possibly for the benefits, I'd get over 1500 more a month if I was married.

how come

'Cause hoes ain't loyal. Never heard of "Dear John" letters?

[Phoenix Dark]

cheat on heroes brehs

[team filler]

army has ensured I will never get married for real. possibly for the benefits, I'd get over 1500 more a month if I was married.

how come

357 for basic allowance for subsistence and 1200 for basic allowance for housing

[team filler]

that medic was telling me how his wife is so hot. I was tempted to ask to see pics and for her number

[Mr. Nobody]

Get married brehs

[StealthFan]

marry a girl that partakes in pleasure with other men

[Phoenix Dark]

Filler do chicks go crazy when they see you in the uniform?

[toku]

Friend of mine who was in the military got married and stayed married even though she was cheating on him because of the benefits. They basically agreed to just split the check until he was out.

Every dude I've ever known who was in the military have been borderline alcoholics, always has a DUI case and can't wait to get out of active duty while still bigging themselves up about serving their country. Every girl I've ever known in the service is either a lesbian or down to fuck any dude in a uniform on a moments notice. All the worst blackout nights I've had that had me fearing for my life were with military dudes. Wake up with bruised ribs and swollen fists and shit.

[team filler]

Filler do chicks go crazy when they see you in the uniform?

some girls like the uniform, but it's not that big of a deal in a military town. sometimes you'll run into girls that avoid military men.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143468953&postcount=5

That guy was my friend's fiance.

[El Babua]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=953014

 

[Himu]

why not get married after leaving the military?