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mormapope

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The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
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The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
Well... there was Koshiba.  :teehee

edit: Or am I mixing her up with someone else? She was before my time.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 02:11:36 AM by Atramental »

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Revenge of the Sith was the first one where I realized that Star wars was garbage and has been dead ever since.

I saw Revenge of the Sith on my 15th birthday and maybe it's where my taste literately grew up. I went into the theater all excited, but right from the get go I realized it was garbage.

The terrible opening. Wham bam action mixed with mind assaulting shity droid humor. I mean Jesus, you go from Jedi spy shit then immediately cut to agonizing droid humor(from battle droids no less) that wouldn't cut it in a shitty dreamworks family film. If it wasn't apparent to me before that Star Wars were shitty kids movies before, it was in the first 15 mins of Revenge of the Sith. Which then ends with the killing of a pointless shitty villain all manipulated by the most unsubtle villain ever. I know The Emperor is supposed to be obviously bad, but the writing and acting for him is so shitty, that it feels idiotic that nobody in the actual in-universe could realize how evil he is. He's talking like when you're friends try to make a joke about pushing you to do bad things, except he's supposed to be doing this in clever and master manipulator ways. It's so bad, no one should be able to take anything he does seriously.

Accept Anakin does. Anakin is an idiot. Darth Vader everybody! An angsty idiot. Way to fuck everything up about one of the most iconic villains ever.

The rest of the movie is about fucking dumb characters being incredibly dumb. So dumb that it's impossible to buy anything. The Jedi are so fucking stupid. Anakin is so dumb that I can't believe at all that he's being manipulated the way he is. God, Grevious was so disappointing after the Clone Wars cartoons.

"annie you're breaking my heart"

"It appears she's dyng of a broken heart"

God I've never hated a female character more.

That entire Overly lone Obi Won and Anakin fight is so zzzzzzz inducing, yet it keeps going on and on, punctuated with some of the worst dialogue ever.

"YOU TOOOKKKKKKK HER WAY FROM ME"

"YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF"

And it concludes with Darth Vader yelling like a vagina.

"I HATTTEEEEEEEE YOUUUU"

A my chemical romance song should have been playing at that point.

Yet, his transformation to the dark side is still completely nonsensical and insultingly stupid. "Hey a dude said some words to me while talking very menacingly and by the way the same dude is constantly trying to make me do things that question my faith. I have no reason to believe any of it, but hey maybe the Jedi are evil". Like wtf?

Sith basically shows why Prequels are fucking awful. A pointless and boring story that didn't need to be told, but since it was told in the worst way possible it fucks up something good about the movies and cast a shadow over them

Sith is garbage and I was instanly confused back in 05 how anyone tought this was the "good" one.

Know how I know you don't get laid? /\ this long winded fuckery right here.
This is why I don't like posting on this forum. Say something and people just have to be big douches for no reason here.

and fuck deranged again.

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Revenge of the Sith was the first one where I realized that Star wars was garbage and has been dead ever since.

I saw Revenge of the Sith on my 15th birthday and maybe it's where my taste literately grew up. I went into the theater all excited, but right from the get go I realized it was garbage.

The terrible opening. Wham bam action mixed with mind assaulting shity droid humor. I mean Jesus, you go from Jedi spy shit then immediately cut to agonizing droid humor(from battle droids no less) that wouldn't cut it in a shitty dreamworks family film. If it wasn't apparent to me before that Star Wars were shitty kids movies before, it was in the first 15 mins of Revenge of the Sith. Which then ends with the killing of a pointless shitty villain all manipulated by the most unsubtle villain ever. I know The Emperor is supposed to be obviously bad, but the writing and acting for him is so shitty, that it feels idiotic that nobody in the actual in-universe could realize how evil he is. He's talking like when you're friends try to make a joke about pushing you to do bad things, except he's supposed to be doing this in clever and master manipulator ways. It's so bad, no one should be able to take anything he does seriously.

Accept Anakin does. Anakin is an idiot. Darth Vader everybody! An angsty idiot. Way to fuck everything up about one of the most iconic villains ever.

The rest of the movie is about fucking dumb characters being incredibly dumb. So dumb that it's impossible to buy anything. The Jedi are so fucking stupid. Anakin is so dumb that I can't believe at all that he's being manipulated the way he is. God, Grevious was so disappointing after the Clone Wars cartoons.

"annie you're breaking my heart"

"It appears she's dyng of a broken heart"

God I've never hated a female character more.

That entire Overly lone Obi Won and Anakin fight is so zzzzzzz inducing, yet it keeps going on and on, punctuated with some of the worst dialogue ever.

"YOU TOOOKKKKKKK HER WAY FROM ME"

"YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF"

And it concludes with Darth Vader yelling like a vagina.

"I HATTTEEEEEEEE YOUUUU"

A my chemical romance song should have been playing at that point.

Yet, his transformation to the dark side is still completely nonsensical and insultingly stupid. "Hey a dude said some words to me while talking very menacingly and by the way the same dude is constantly trying to make me do things that question my faith. I have no reason to believe any of it, but hey maybe the Jedi are evil". Like wtf?

Sith basically shows why Prequels are fucking awful. A pointless and boring story that didn't need to be told, but since it was told in the worst way possible it fucks up something good about the movies and cast a shadow over them

Sith is garbage and I was instanly confused back in 05 how anyone tought this was the "good" one.

Know how I know you don't get laid? /\ this long winded fuckery right here.
This is why I don't like posting on this forum. Say something and people just have to be big douches for no reason here.

and fuck deranged again.


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The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
It has happened on the Bore. Twice.
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plus you're overlooking all the seattle bore meatups :noah
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My main shit talking point is the thirst. People talking on the internet and then meeting up?That's dandy, fine, whatever. Dudes treating a gaming forum like its the main well to draw sex from? All that time spitting passive sexual posts at women that probably don't give a fuck is strange.

Key example, ThoseDeafMutes and that one German chick. I never knew about that scenario until reading about it here on the Bore. That shit is cringeworthy and sad. Getting to know someone on the internet and then banging is different than immediately flirting and hoping the golden vagina falls into your lap.
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For online simps it's not about sex, it's about attention. They value a girl's attention much higher because they don't interact with them very often and don't understand them.

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The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
Well... there was Koshiba.  :teehee

edit: Or am I mixing her up with someone else? She was before my time.

Crystal Gemini moved to Europe to marry a forum dude.

No. Crystal Gemini is with Etiolate. You're thinking of cloud walking who is with jarosh.
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I liked your post rah. Keep being you. :)
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Real Pic 1 was pretty cool.

It got more whack since.

Atramental

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Especially since Real Pic devolved into that "Fake-GAF" group.


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Examples of gaffers that people are thirsting over, pls.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145690003&postcount=10

That thread is fucking hilarious.  PedoGAF presence is thinly veiled:

"What's the big deal?"

Yeah because the proper response to some 12 year old douchebag texting "lets fuck" to your 11 year old sister is to do absolutely nothing.  Fortunately I take solace in the fact that at least 90% of the current crop of gaffers rarely get laid, let alone breed.  Social darwinism fortunately is in full effect when it comes to GAF.
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Yeah because the proper response to some 12 year old douchebag texting "lets fuck" to your 11 year old sister is to do absolutely nothing. 

i've been reading that thread since the start and the majority of people are saying no such thing, dunno where you're getting this from. most people are trying to tell the guy he should be trying to educate his sister instead of closing her off and sheltering her.

i dunno, seems pretty logical to me. :yeshrug
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Well, doing nothing is far more dangerous in 'Murica where so many states have school teach abstinence only i.e. shit-tier sex education.

Um.

Where did you get this? Did you go to school in America? How can you make such a statement?
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In any case, his sister is going to go lose it by high school or become sexually repressed. At 11, she must be in middle school. middle schoolers are horny as fuck and many definitely have performed oral by at least 14. Instead of explaining to her that her sexual urges are natural and that she shouldn't act on them because she's so young, and education about sex and birth control, they treated it like it is something to be ashamed of. When I was in middle school almost half the school had gone on a date by the time we hit 9th grade and this was in a middle-upper middle class suburban town. The response from many gaffers in that thread and their absolute shock tells you all you need to know about what middle school was like for them.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 10:36:17 AM by Queen of Ice »
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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=145690375

This should tell you all you need to know about many gaffers.

A girl got pregnant in 8th grade. It happens. Like I said, middle schoolers are horny as fuck. What the hell.

Were these gaffers completely non sexual or only talk about Pokemon in middle school? What idyllic schools did they go to? :rofl


http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=145690609

:rofl THE POPULAR KID MENACE :rofl


http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=145691089

:rofl


http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=145691491#post145691491

yeah man, sexual middle schoolers?!?! Kids these days.

:rofl
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 11:00:46 AM by Queen of Ice »
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The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
Hey, I know a couple of cases where the dude was willing to fly out.

The flirting that happens on Gaf feels so alien. We live in the age where porn flows like water, parties and bars always have cute women to oogle at or flirt with, escort services up the ass. Why are some dudes so thirty over one cute or sorta cute chick on a gaming forum?

Yeah, that chick is totally going to fly out to bumfuck wherever to drool and ride your dick, or she's thirsty enough to let you stay over at her place just to fuck. ::)
Hey, I know a couple of cases where the dude was willing to fly out.

on gaf?

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My main shit talking point is the thirst. People talking on the internet and then meeting up?That's dandy, fine, whatever. Dudes treating a gaming forum like its the main well to draw sex from? All that time spitting passive sexual posts at women that probably don't give a fuck is strange.

Key example, ThoseDeafMutes and that one German chick. I never knew about that scenario until reading about it here on the Bore. That shit is cringeworthy and sad. Getting to know someone on the internet and then banging is different than immediately flirting and hoping the golden vagina falls into your lap.

the problem isn't the thirst. the problem is that their game is so fucking tragic.
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I'll admit I fell for two chicks online. I used to talk to Whiteacid a lot, laugh together etc. I always had this corny idea of her visiting Michigan and needing a place to stay, so naturally she'd stay with me. It wasn't sexual, I just wanted to chill with her and be friends/cuddle/watch tv/etc.

The second of course was/is electrikluv. We talked in high school, college, after graduation, etc. Her humor and reading obsession mirrors mine, and obviously she's beautiful. I really wanted to go London this year for the Detroit Lions game, and perhaps meet up with her, but I didn't have time. We have another London game next year so maybe I'll be able to go.

I never offered to buy them shit or outright simp like GAFers do but I definitely did some low level simping. Nor did I lust after them sexually. Just awkward e-friendships. I think a major separator between myself and that gaf thread is that I have had female friends; my best, closest friend for a decade+ was a girl. It's pretty clear a lot of guys on gaf have never really talked to women, so any conversation is viewed with an importance and assumed undertone. You can tell a lot of them think WhereAreMahDragonz legit likes them for instance.

I see this at work all the time and it makes me feel bad for women. In many cases they can't be nice or friendly with a guy without him assuming she wants to bang. I've never respected the idea that men and women can't be friends, it seems to breed some really stupid shit on the lower levels.
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what happened with deafmutes and the german girl?

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Lots of weird flirting that resulted deafmutes taking an impromptu "trip" to Germania. Not sure if the two met or not, but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.


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what happened with deafmutes and the german girl?

 :o
Schadenfreude happened.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=145858294&postcount=588

 :tocry :tocry :tocry
"thaaankyou...."

No. Thank you:phil
« Last Edit: January 03, 2015, 03:18:26 PM by Atramental »


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We have to burn neogaf down.

Lots of weird flirting that resulted deafmutes taking an impromptu "trip" to Germania. Not sure if the two met or not, but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

I know this is the unpopular explanation, but TDM is a legit Euro-history freak and I don't think trab was the
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reason he went to Germany.

Of course I can't speak for him, but I've met him and he's a fun guy.

Edit: I keep forgetting that spoilers over here work differently.

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TDM went to Germany when it was wintertime.  Maybe travel costs were cheaper or that was the only time he could travel to Germany or maybe he was just fiending for that ass that badly.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xofB5O00KC
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I saved a copy before regret sets in for this guy.  While I appreciate what he did, I can't believe he did something so stupid :neogaf
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145872559&postcount=7351

He's not gonna make it to 2016 yall


July even

Its sad how calling things for what they are usually will net you car sized slap on the ass. The strict ass rules on Gaf is what keeps most posters safe from shit talking and scrutiny. Not that blind or unwarranted scrutiny is a good thing, but the rules allow for fanboys and dumbass memes to flourish.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145872559&postcount=7351

He's not gonna make it to 2016 yall


July even

Its sad how calling things for what they are usually will net you car sized slap on the ass. The strict ass rules on Gaf is what keeps most posters safe from shit talking and scrutiny. Not that blind or unwarranted scrutiny is a good thing, but the rules allow for fanboys and dumbass memes to flourish.

Tell me about it  :hitler

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Lots of weird flirting that resulted deafmutes taking an impromptu "trip" to Germania. Not sure if the two met or not, but I'm pretty sure that didn't happen.

I know this is the unpopular explanation, but TDM is a legit Euro-history freak and I don't think trab was the
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reason he went to Germany.

Of course I can't speak for him, but I've met him and he's a fun guy.

Edit: I keep forgetting that spoilers over here work differently.

I'm sure a lot of people made fun of here are fine IRL.

Still, the internet is demonic when it comes to illuminating the more pathetic sides of us. :fbm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145872559&postcount=7351

He's not gonna make it to 2016 yall


July even

Its sad how calling things for what they are usually will net you car sized slap on the ass. The strict ass rules on Gaf is what keeps most posters safe from shit talking and scrutiny. Not that blind or unwarranted scrutiny is a good thing, but the rules allow for fanboys and dumbass memes to flourish.

Sometimes the truth hurts, but fucking hug boxes protect you from the truth.
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There is a strong undercurrent of "please let me be mod again, please?"

Also LOL at this post: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145904761&postcount=975

Amir0x has yet to apologize or give back any of the money that he scammed from gaffers from two years ago aka ancient history (rofl).  He is and will always be a piece of shit.
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Let being a glorified e-janitor be the high point of your lives brehs

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The sad part is that he stands a decent chance of being re-modded.  Evilore has the tendency to go back on the few smart decisions he does make (see: permabanning Dax and then lifting it; censoring Kotaku and then uncensoring it).

Edit: I saw that he said "poor girl" about the voice recording but this is the man (using that term loosely) who printed out a picture of Olimario's girlfriend, jizzed on it, took a picture of it, uploaded it, and shared it with other people.  His credibility regarding this kind of stuff is pretty much permanently locked in at zero.
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i think amirox just likes to post long posts. dude said i was trolling with conspiracy nonsense yet still dropped paragraph after paragraph explaining how i was wrong  ???
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145915801&postcount=1027  :leon


Also Squiddy talking about macs hair being retro, while clearly wearing a toupe in his avatar.  :heh

Edit: I saw that he said "poor girl" about the voice recording but this is the man (using that term loosely) who printed out a picture of Olimario's girlfriend, jizzed on it, took a picture of it, uploaded it, and shared it with other people. 

This I have not heard about.  Damn...

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145920649&postcount=1040

Quote from: Jason's Ultimatum
I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.



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Why. The fuck. Would you share that?

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i think amirox just likes to post long posts. dude said i was trolling with conspiracy nonsense yet still dropped paragraph after paragraph explaining how i was wrong  ???

I've never had a serious problem with him. It was pretty cool when he hustled some free cash from a bunch of dorks on the internet. But yeah...his recent posting is a little over the top and suspect. Can't help but question the sincerity considering the occasionally sociopathic leaning of his past behavior. Seems like a overblown campaign to be crowned The Official NeoGAF Champion of Righteousness or something. Don't really care, it's just kinda annoying.
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If I had to choose the number one shitposter on Gaf, Amirox would take that spot instantly. Fakest and most socially annoying fuck on that site, dude's only friends outside his Gaf fans were probably heroin or opiate dealers.
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