1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[pollo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152858447&postcount=7236

nothing but dust remains.

that's so sad and pathetic. I never hated people on gaf, but man, fucking Amir0x man. What a fucking psycho cock-sucker. Jesus

[Dickie Dee]

The order is art though and the price of admission into the gallery is simply $60. I couldn't fathom actively telling others not to experience a work of art themselves and form their own opinions but instead listen to my opinion on it so they can save $60. I would be a criminal roving someone of culture, education and enlightenment... its literally colonialism of the mind. How is that good?

[Sausage]

This shadow text thing

[Kara]

I cheated my way into the Norton Simon Museum for years with an expired student ID and that place is full of actual art and not art the byword for legally protected speech.

[Huff]

At some point 35 yos should stop posing as students

[nudemacusers]

This shadow text thing

too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

[Positive Touch]

At some point 35 yos should stop posing as students

fuck no I'll never give up my movie discount

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=996215

Some dude unable to get his pre-order for the Order today which is because its the Order but hey the situation sounded shitty and he even got a good Samaritan to help out

until...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152988932&postcount=103



hmmmmm

[I'm a Puppy!]

Shuri man, spending a little too much time remembering all this stuff.

[Shuri]

I actually browse this place pretty much everyday, I just don't post much anymore.

[Joe Molotov]

welcome back

[nudemacusers]

17 bans huh.

[helios]

Permabanned for calling people out. Jesus.

[nudemacusers]

even worse, permabanned in an order thread

[StealthFan]

shuri

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152878958&postcount=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879048&postcount=26
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879900&postcount=46

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Oh nice. My backslashbunny joke account is reeling in some simps.

Wait, you are backslash bunny?

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152878958&postcount=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879048&postcount=26
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879900&postcount=46

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Oh nice. My backslashbunny joke account is reeling in some simps.

Wait, you are backslash bunny?

Nope.

[headwalk]

it's like gamergate was the industry's hillsborough and now GAF is having to tear up the terraces and convert to an all seater with designated family areas and stadium bans for persistent standing/mean spirited chanting.

it's become arsenal.

[Bulbo]

even worse, permabanned in an order thread

Your'so suck.

[Kara]

it's like gamergate was the industry's hillsborough and now GAF is having to tear up the terraces and convert to an all seater with designated family areas and stadium bans for persistent standing/mean spirited chanting.

it's become arsenal.

[Jansen]

gaf mods hand out a justified perma. maybe there is a god?

[mormapope]

The Order will probably be the holy grail of buyers remorse. The main consensus is "yeah, its definitely worth playing, but I'm trading it in after I beat it".

Why did you buy it ya dumb fuck
 

A good game is a game that you don't have immediate plans to trade in.

[headwalk]

steam sales and big picture mode are a heaven made match. no way am i bothering sitting upright in a real chair to play the AAA trash i just bought for three quid two years after it came out.

[bluemax]

Reminds me, I've got to have another student ID made before I graduate in June so that it'll look current for a few more years.

Not doing this was one of my biggest post college regrets.

[Mr. Nobody]

This shadow text thing

too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

this post is too expensive for me

[ToxicAdam]

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

[Kara]

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

After bridge but before petanque.

[ToxicAdam]

Damn Kark, I had to google petanque. 

[nudemacusers]

bulbo please translate drunk hickspeak to cityslicker lingo plsthx

This shadow text thing

too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

this post is too expensive for me (Image removed from quote.)

ACT NOW FOR A 20% DISCOUNT ON ALL NUDEMACUSER POSTS. HURRY, SUPPLIES ARE GOING FAST!!

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152988932&postcount=103

Callouts pretty justified. But they edited Shuri's post in that initial thread?

[Rahxephon91]

Well I'm happy I can't buy the Order. I was hopping it would be full of decent third person shooting with a lot of cutscenes in between, but I guess I could'nt get that. So I'm happy I did'nt have money for the game. That went to too much sushi, starbucks, and New 3DS. Which I guess is much more worthwhile.

Plus, right now there's plenty of games  full of content like Dying Light.

[toku]

The sushi probably yes.

[Bulbo]

bulbo please translate drunk hickspeak to cityslicker lingo plsthx

You really making me say this?

alright.

"hello bitch"

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

The thing is
 I'd rather be here than there.
Deal, motherfucker.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Ignore Toxic..he is the resident carmudgeon. He is that dude in the nursing home who ruins every euchre game by bitching about his prostrate and why he can't tolerate spicy food.

[sarslip]

[demi]

shuri i'd still fuck you, you know that

[Kraftwerk]

Man, what an entertaining week it has been;

There seems to be an almost zero tolerance for Cut Scene heavy games these days. Do we really need to be in full or even partial control of our Character for the majority of a game’s length for a game to be considered good? Do we need to be constantly physically engaged to be having fun? If we are not timing our counters perfectly, quick scoping or massively multi-tasking can we not enjoy a game?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=996548

[nudemacusers]

Ignore Toxic..he is the resident carmudgeon. He is that dude in the nursing home who ruins every euchre game by bitching about his prostrate and why he can't tolerate spicy food.

lol you mentioning euchre made me laugh, as it reminded me of the time my wife and I went camping with a couple of close friends, one of whom tried to teach us the game. 'tried', since we basically just pretended to be completely stupid and kept asking him the same questions over and over again, often requiring in-depth defense of the rules. he eventually got so mad he told us to fuck off and just left for a couple hours. this was year ago and to this day we joke about it and he refuses to actually teach us the game 

[Supermanisdead]

assholes 

[Kara]

Tricking someone trying to teach you a trick taking game... I like your style, mac.

[mormapope]

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I used to think antitrop was a decent poster on gaming side. And then he started to constantly whine about how wrong reviewers are, borderline astroturfed for Wolfenstein, and now he's pimping out The Order like its actually a decent and misunderstood third person shooter.

He said the encounters in the game are great, you fucking fight the same people for 5 hours with little to no variation.

[Eel O'Brian]

I don't understand why games can't just be movies

[Phoenix Dark]

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

 

Christina Hendricks is not fat.

[mormapope]

Lets say you're at some low key, atmospheric bar. If Christina Hendricks comes in, and you start flirting with each other, which leads to her putting her hand on your leg and then on your dick, and you don't get a Super Saiyan level 10 boner, you probably love cock and starfish.

People that equate thickness with unattractiveness are the nerdiest fucks alive.

[Purple Filth]

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

 

ok spill.

which one of you is this

[nudemacusers]

why would i flirt with christina hendricks tho



unless this is a bbw convention

[meeb]

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

 

ok spill.

which one of you is this

For the most part that dude is spot on. Though he can fuck off with thinking that GAF needs to be a place for religious opinions. The forum could only be dragged down by having to listen to more distinguished mentally-challenged fellows like Hachi.

[nudemacusers]

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

 

ok spill.

which one of you is this

none of us here, all of us are gay enough to know that 'throwing shade' isn't ebonics

[mormapope]

why would i flirt with christina hendricks tho



unless this is a bbw convention

I know the perfect chicks for ya if you were still single. Problem is you need a time machine to go back to the Holocaust.
 

[I'm a Puppy!]

None of us would say Chirstina Hendricks if fat.
 

[Kara]

I don't understand why games can't just be movies

If games can't be art they can be movies, which while for the most part are also not art, are accepted more readily as art than games ever will be.

Creative hypergamy.

[Oblivion]

Christian Hendricks is a GODDESS, and anyone who says otherwise is a scoundrel of the highest order.

[Kara]

Sekhmet was also a goddess.

Just saying.

[headwalk]

None of us would say Chirstina Hendricks if fat.
 

if was fat i'd be more comfortable with it. probably work it into a chat up line based on accusations of hypocrisy.

[WanderingWind]

Plus Adele is hot. 

[meeb]

Plus Adele is hot. 

Evilore would ban you for that opinion. And i'm not even joking.

edit: unrelated and old

[meeb]

Non-progressive opinions of all types get banned these days, yet Metaphoreus is allowed to monologue daily about how millions of people should lose their health insurance this year, which would be statistically certain to kill a few thousand of them, and there's no ban for him in sight.

You get banned for disagreeing that the state should cover sex reassignment surgery for a death row inmate, but fuck lower middle class people with heart disease.

There's non-progressive, and then there's "hurr Gawd says evolution aint real and gays will burn." At least one can make an argument for a non-progressive view. Hateful religious opinions shouldn't command any sort of respect on the forum, and there doesn't need to be a place for them.

[Kara]

Non-progressive opinions of all types get banned these days, yet Metaphoreus is allowed to monologue daily about how millions of people should lose their health insurance this year, which would be statistically certain to kill a few thousand of them, and there's no ban for him in sight.

You get banned for disagreeing that the state should cover sex reassignment surgery for a death row inmate, but fuck lower middle class people with heart disease.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

[Mr. Nobody]

This Christina Hendricks talk + the Nelly Furtado thread on the Coli 

[Phoenix Dark]

I want to bite her legs