Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5904519 times)

pollo · « **Reply #24720 on:** February 20, 2015, 06:17:30 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on February 19, 2015, 10:48:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152858447&postcount=7236

nothing but dust remains.

that's so sad and pathetic. I never hated people on gaf, but man, fucking Amir0x man. What a fucking psycho cock-sucker. Jesus

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #24721 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:09:56 PM »

Quote from: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=152862206#post152862206

The order is art though and the price of admission into the gallery is simply $60. I couldn't fathom actively telling others not to experience a work of art themselves and form their own opinions but instead listen to my opinion on it so they can save $60. I would be a criminal roving someone of culture, education and enlightenment... its literally colonialism of the mind. How is that good?

Sausage · « **Reply #24722 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:17:55 PM »

This shadow text thing

Kara · « **Reply #24723 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:18:57 PM »

I cheated my way into the Norton Simon Museum for years with an expired student ID and that place is full of actual art and not art the byword for legally protected speech.

Huff · « **Reply #24724 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:32:11 PM »

At some point 35 yos should stop posing as students

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24725 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:37:12 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on February 20, 2015, 07:17:55 PM

This shadow text thing

too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24726 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:16:55 PM »

Quote from: Huff on February 20, 2015, 07:32:11 PM

At some point 35 yos should stop posing as students

fuck no I'll never give up my movie discount

Purple Filth · « **Reply #24727 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:26:24 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=996215

Some dude unable to get his pre-order for the Order today which is

because its the Order but hey the situation sounded shitty and he even got a good Samaritan to help out

until...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152988932&postcount=103

hmmmmm

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #24728 on:** February 20, 2015, 09:33:03 PM »

Shuri man, spending a little too much time remembering all this stuff.

Shuri · « **Reply #24729 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:00:21 PM »

I actually browse this place pretty much everyday, I just don't post much anymore.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24730 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:01:06 PM »

welcome back

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24731 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:07:06 PM »

17 bans huh.

helios · « **Reply #24732 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:11:27 PM »

Permabanned for calling people out. Jesus.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24733 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:12:42 PM »

even worse, permabanned in an order thread

StealthFan · « **Reply #24734 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:15:55 PM »

shuri

meeb · « **Reply #24735 on:** February 20, 2015, 10:34:31 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 10:57:47 AM

Quote from: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:14:19 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152878958&postcount=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879048&postcount=26
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879900&postcount=46

(Image removed from quote.)
Oh nice. My backslashbunny joke account is reeling in some simps.

Wait, you are backslash bunny?

Atramental · « **Reply #24736 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:01:16 PM »

Quote from: meeb on February 20, 2015, 10:34:31 PM

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 10:57:47 AM
Quote from: Courage on February 20, 2015, 10:14:19 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152878958&postcount=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879048&postcount=26
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152879900&postcount=46

(Image removed from quote.)
Oh nice. My backslashbunny joke account is reeling in some simps.
Wait, you are backslash bunny?

Nope.

headwalk · « **Reply #24737 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:49:06 PM »

it's like gamergate was the industry's hillsborough and now GAF is having to tear up the terraces and convert to an all seater with designated family areas and stadium bans for persistent standing/mean spirited chanting.

it's become arsenal.

Bulbo · « **Reply #24738 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:54:29 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 20, 2015, 10:12:42 PM

even worse, permabanned in an order thread

Your'so suck.

Kara · « **Reply #24739 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:54:50 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on February 20, 2015, 11:49:06 PM

it's like gamergate was the industry's hillsborough and now GAF is having to tear up the terraces and convert to an all seater with designated family areas and stadium bans for persistent standing/mean spirited chanting.

it's become arsenal.

Jansen · « **Reply #24740 on:** February 20, 2015, 11:55:59 PM »

gaf mods hand out a justified perma. maybe there is a god?

mormapope · « **Reply #24741 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:16:37 AM »

The Order will probably be the holy grail of buyers remorse. The main consensus is "yeah, its definitely worth playing, but I'm trading it in after I beat it".

Why did you buy it ya dumb fuck

A good game is a game that you don't have immediate plans to trade in.

headwalk · « **Reply #24742 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:22:14 AM »

steam sales and big picture mode are a heaven made match. no way am i bothering sitting upright in a real chair to play the AAA trash i just bought for three quid two years after it came out.

bluemax · « **Reply #24743 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:24:18 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 20, 2015, 07:25:24 PM

Reminds me, I've got to have another student ID made before I graduate in June so that it'll look current for a few more years.

Not doing this was one of my biggest post college regrets.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #24744 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:31:18 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 20, 2015, 07:37:12 PM

Quote from: Sausage on February 20, 2015, 07:17:55 PM
This shadow text thing
too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

this post is too expensive for me

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24745 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:36:55 AM »

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

Kara · « **Reply #24746 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:48:30 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 21, 2015, 12:36:55 AM

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

After bridge but before petanque.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24747 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:57:22 AM »

Damn Kark, I had to google petanque.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24748 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:57:27 AM »

bulbo please translate drunk hickspeak to cityslicker lingo plsthx

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on February 21, 2015, 12:31:18 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 20, 2015, 07:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sausage on February 20, 2015, 07:17:55 PM
This shadow text thing
too bad you can't stack glow and drop T___T

this post is too expensive for me (Image removed from quote.)

ACT NOW FOR A 20% DISCOUNT ON ALL NUDEMACUSER POSTS. HURRY, SUPPLIES ARE GOING FAST!!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #24749 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:26:14 AM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on February 20, 2015, 09:26:24 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152988932&postcount=103

Callouts pretty justified. But they edited Shuri's post in that initial thread?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #24750 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:29:25 AM »

Well I'm happy I can't buy the Order. I was hopping it would be full of decent third person shooting with a lot of cutscenes in between, but I guess I could'nt get that. So I'm happy I did'nt have money for the game. That went to too much sushi, starbucks, and New 3DS. Which I guess is much more worthwhile.

Plus, right now there's plenty of games full of content like Dying Light.

toku · « **Reply #24751 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:13:08 AM »

The sushi probably yes.

Bulbo · « **Reply #24752 on:** February 21, 2015, 06:17:08 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 21, 2015, 12:57:27 AM

bulbo please translate drunk hickspeak to cityslicker lingo plsthx

You really making me say this?

alright.

"hello bitch"

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 21, 2015, 12:36:55 AM

Another GAF old-timer comes home. This place is turning into an assisted-living community.

What time is the canasta game?

The thing is
I'd rather be here than there.
Deal, motherfucker.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24753 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:51:03 AM »

Ignore Toxic..he is the resident carmudgeon. He is that dude in the nursing home who ruins every euchre game by bitching about his prostrate and why he can't tolerate spicy food.

sarslip · « **Reply #24754 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:21:03 AM »

demi · « **Reply #24755 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:43:43 AM »

shuri i'd still fuck you, you know that

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #24756 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:54:18 AM »

Man, what an entertaining week it has been;

Quote

There seems to be an almost zero tolerance for Cut Scene heavy games these days. Do we really need to be in full or even partial control of our Character for the majority of a game’s length for a game to be considered good? Do we need to be constantly physically engaged to be having fun? If we are not timing our counters perfectly, quick scoping or massively multi-tasking can we not enjoy a game?

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=996548

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24757 on:** February 21, 2015, 11:49:10 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 21, 2015, 07:51:03 AM

Ignore Toxic..he is the resident carmudgeon. He is that dude in the nursing home who ruins every euchre game by bitching about his prostrate and why he can't tolerate spicy food.

lol you mentioning euchre made me laugh, as it reminded me of the time my wife and I went camping with a couple of close friends, one of whom tried to teach us the game. 'tried', since we basically just pretended to be completely stupid and kept asking him the same questions over and over again, often requiring in-depth defense of the rules. he eventually got so mad he told us to fuck off and just left for a couple hours. this was year ago and to this day we joke about it and he refuses to actually teach us the game

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #24758 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:15:48 PM »

assholes

Kara · « **Reply #24759 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:28:38 PM »

Tricking someone trying to teach you a trick taking game... I like your style, mac.

mormapope · « **Reply #24760 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:35:01 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on February 21, 2015, 09:21:03 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

I used to think antitrop was a decent poster on gaming side. And then he started to constantly whine about how wrong reviewers are, borderline astroturfed for Wolfenstein, and now he's pimping out The Order like its actually a decent and misunderstood third person shooter.

He said the encounters in the game are great, you fucking fight the same people for 5 hours with little to no variation.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24761 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:03:39 PM »

I don't understand why games can't just be movies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24762 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:51:04 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 03:31:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

Christina Hendricks is not fat.

mormapope · « **Reply #24763 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:55:29 PM »

Lets say you're at some low key, atmospheric bar. If Christina Hendricks comes in, and you start flirting with each other, which leads to her putting her hand on your leg and then on your dick, and you don't get a Super Saiyan level 10 boner, you probably love cock and starfish.

People that equate thickness with unattractiveness are the nerdiest fucks alive.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #24764 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:03:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 03:31:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

ok spill.

which one of you is this

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24765 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:04:59 PM »

why would i flirt with christina hendricks tho

unless this is a bbw convention

meeb · « **Reply #24766 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on February 21, 2015, 02:03:03 PM

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 03:31:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

ok spill.

which one of you is this

For the most part that dude is spot on. Though he can fuck off with thinking that GAF needs to be a place for religious opinions. The forum could only be dragged down by having to listen to more distinguished mentally-challenged fellows like Hachi.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24767 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on February 21, 2015, 02:03:03 PM

Quote from: Atramental on February 20, 2015, 03:31:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Jj5M8nS.png

ok spill.

which one of you is this

none of us here, all of us are gay enough to know that 'throwing shade' isn't ebonics

mormapope · « **Reply #24768 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:18:18 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 21, 2015, 02:04:59 PM

why would i flirt with christina hendricks tho

unless this is a bbw convention

I know the perfect chicks for ya if you were still single. Problem is you need a time machine to go back to the Holocaust.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #24769 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:22:09 PM »

None of us would say Chirstina Hendricks if fat.

Kara · « **Reply #24770 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:13:56 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 21, 2015, 01:03:39 PM

I don't understand why games can't just be movies

If games can't be art they can be movies, which while for the most part are also not art, are accepted more readily as art than games ever will be.

Creative hypergamy.

Oblivion · « **Reply #24771 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:37:49 PM »

Christian Hendricks is a GODDESS, and anyone who says otherwise is a scoundrel of the highest order.

Kara · « **Reply #24772 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:43:31 PM »

Sekhmet was also a goddess.

Just saying.

headwalk · « **Reply #24773 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:23:40 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 21, 2015, 02:22:09 PM

None of us would say Chirstina Hendricks if fat.

if was fat i'd be more comfortable with it. probably work it into a chat up line based on accusations of hypocrisy.

WanderingWind · « **Reply #24774 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:28:40 PM »

Plus Adele is hot.

meeb · « **Reply #24775 on:** February 21, 2015, 06:45:37 PM »

Quote from: WanderingWind on February 21, 2015, 05:28:40 PM

Plus Adele is hot.

Evilore would ban you for that opinion. And i'm not even joking.

edit: unrelated and old

meeb · « **Reply #24776 on:** February 21, 2015, 08:22:33 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 21, 2015, 07:29:05 PM

Non-progressive opinions of all types get banned these days, yet Metaphoreus is allowed to monologue daily about how millions of people should lose their health insurance this year, which would be statistically certain to kill a few thousand of them, and there's no ban for him in sight.

You get banned for disagreeing that the state should cover sex reassignment surgery for a death row inmate, but fuck lower middle class people with heart disease.

There's non-progressive, and then there's "hurr Gawd says evolution aint real and gays will burn." At least one can make an argument for a non-progressive view. Hateful religious opinions shouldn't command any sort of respect on the forum, and there doesn't need to be a place for them.

Kara · « **Reply #24777 on:** February 21, 2015, 08:35:11 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 21, 2015, 07:29:05 PM

Non-progressive opinions of all types get banned these days, yet Metaphoreus is allowed to monologue daily about how millions of people should lose their health insurance this year, which would be statistically certain to kill a few thousand of them, and there's no ban for him in sight.

You get banned for disagreeing that the state should cover sex reassignment surgery for a death row inmate, but fuck lower middle class people with heart disease.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #24778 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:51:04 PM »

This Christina Hendricks talk + the Nelly Furtado thread on the Coli

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24779 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:57:15 PM »

I want to bite her legs

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