1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Steve Contra]

I don't think the characters in Blood Meridian were supposed to be real people.  it's like complaining that The Pilgrim's Progress doesn't feature fleshed out characters

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Oh god I've actually read The Pilgrim's Progress

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[Phoenix Dark]

Dunno who could do justice to Blood Meridian outside of the Coens. Maybe the guy who did The Proposition, John Hillcoat.

Nick Cave da gawd

[Eel O'Brian]

I don't think the characters in Blood Meridian were supposed to be real people.  it's like complaining that The Pilgrim's Progress doesn't feature fleshed out characters

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Oh god I've actually read The Pilgrim's Progress

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Well, some of them are based on actual people. They just seem way more "written" than in his other work, particularly the Judge, aka Mary Sue Satan.

[Eel O'Brian]

I still like it better than The Road, though. That shit went on forever.

[Steve Contra]

Well no matter your qualms with Blood Meridian, the language alone makes it better than just about everything put out by anyone.

[Kara]

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Oh god I've actually read The Pilgrim's Progress

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[Phoenix Dark]

Blacks in the fields, lank and stooped, their fingers spiderlike among the bolls of cotton. A shadowed agony in the garden.

[Steve Contra]

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Oh god I've actually read The Pilgrim's Progress

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Shit still gives me nightmares.  I also had to read Grace Abounding and a bunch of other lesser conversion narratives

[Kara]

PP gets referenced so much / retold doe, makes the grief worth it. Shit even Vonnegut (iirc) got it in his work.

[ZephyrFate]

Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst. 

As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

Not if you frame your PM by calling me a fatass, you won't.

[StealthFan]

[Kara]

 

[Your Stalker]

[recursivelyenumerable]

other

[ToxicAdam]

Unrequited lust is the worst kind.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why is he still alive? Why?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153245696&postcount=9913

Cutest thing about Metaphoreus is how he carries on like he's a welcomed and respected member of that community, as though everyone else in the thread doesn't wish he'd just leave.

Compose a third of a master thesis in a thread dealing with political views on a website inhabited by basement dwelling nerds brehs.

[Jansen]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GkHHEPiXZ68J:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D153449798+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

[Rufus]

I ain't reading all of that.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I ain't reading all of that.

Yet another millennial that doesn't understand that the internet isn't a part of your actual life. Completely creepy.

And to further, what the fuck happened to men this generation?  As two things are evident this guy totally whiffed on...

1) I assure you she was fucking that dude at the gym for much longer than the GAFFER though she was. Women never leave unless they have somewhere to land....never.  This I assure you.

It goes about like this:

1) You're dating
2) She finds new potential dick
3) She starts finding every fault with you she can
4) She fucks new potential dick
5) She makes her decision and you lose
6) You're now a shithead and a bad boyfriend because her being a slut doesn't factor in her equation, ever.
7) Profit



2) It makes no sense to sit there are write a 2000 word response about getting your shit kicked in by your ex...it's happened to everyone and nobody wants to read about it except perma-single virgins who give such awesome advice as "blow up her twitter with insults".....stop.

[Phoenix Dark]

Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst. 

As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

Not if you frame your PM by calling me a fatass, you won't.

I said "no offense but."


you know what I mean

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst. 

As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

Not if you frame your PM by calling me a fatass, you won't.

I said "no offense but."


you know what I mean

Take your casual flirting back to pm's breh.

[thisismyusername]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GkHHEPiXZ68J:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D153449798+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

He's been getting worse when I read the depression thread a few days ago. I mean I've been in a similar "I love my ex" boat, but damn. Dude needs to really drop her, she doesn't seem to have any lick of interest in him and is completely manipulating him.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GkHHEPiXZ68J:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D153449798+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

He's been getting worse when I read the depression thread a few days ago. I mean I've been in a similar "I love my ex" boat, but damn. Dude needs to really drop her, she doesn't seem to have any lick of interest in him and is completely manipulating him.

That woman has been getting fucked 6 ways from Sunday since about the time she started telling him he was neglecting her.

[Rufus]

I ain't reading all of that.

Yet another millennial that doesn't understand that the internet isn't a part of your actual life. Completely creepy.

OK, so I skimmed a few paragraphs and this sounds like it's his first rodeo. He's saying and doing a lot of shit that he will regret forever.

I don't think this is anything new, social media is just making it that much easier to stay attached/obsessed and drive yourself insane. That guy needs distance and something to do that will occupy his mind.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153369365&postcount=1286

he's still broken 

[kick51]

the real L is all the people responding and giving attention.  2.0?  is this topic really worthy of a sequel? 

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153369365&postcount=1286

he's still broken 

I expected that to be about the lovelorn guy from above.

[ZephyrFate]

Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst. 

As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

Not if you frame your PM by calling me a fatass, you won't.

I said "no offense but."


you know what I mean

If you have to put that in front of something you're gonna say is offensive, then just don't say it. I shouldn't have to explain how I attract men to you. Lord knows people have taste beyond a certain body type.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

     PD

[sarslip]

the Bloodborne hype is so real outchea,

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998354

i realize this game is no The Order in terms of how it is likely to be received, but just funny how unflappable the faithful are, the hype circle continues, unabated

also another example of why OT should be allowed a week early again.  cant have a discussion in these threads, just post a hypeintensifying.gif and call it a day. 

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153464741&postcount=118

actually this $6 episode has wayyyyy more gameplay than the Order 

the Bloodborne hype is so real outchea,

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998354

i realize this game is no The Order in terms of how it is likely to be received, but just funny how unflappable the faithful are, the hype circle continues, unabated

hey, it's actually somewhat justified in this case.  but being somewhat justified means gaffers will elevate it to god status before release and denounce all criticism and possible concern. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

all the times any gay culture stuff came up and PD was talking about moving it to PM's or acting super interested in it i thought it was genuinely just an act lmao

i thought wrong

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This is PD when he sends those PM's

[thisismyusername]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GkHHEPiXZ68J:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D153449798+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

He's been getting worse when I read the depression thread a few days ago. I mean I've been in a similar "I love my ex" boat, but damn. Dude needs to really drop her, she doesn't seem to have any lick of interest in him and is completely manipulating him.

That woman has been getting fucked 6 ways from Sunday since about the time she started telling him he was neglecting her.

I wouldn't know on that front. But I have been in a similar "my ex says they hate me but they really don't" problem. His problem is not seeing it (then again, been in the same boat so I can't blame him) and understand she is completely fucking with him and has no intention of getting back together.

He should just stick with the new pussy (the one that came back) and completely block the old one.

I shouldn't have to explain how I attract men to you.

PD's downlow lifestyle on blast?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153464741&postcount=118

actually this $6 episode has wayyyyy more gameplay than the Order 

I knew what game this was going to be before I even clicked.

Throw in the fact you get "Raid Mode" which is a replayable mode if you're into that thing and it's already got more gameplay hours than the Order for just one episode.

all the times any gay culture stuff came up and PD was talking about moving it to PM's or acting super interested in it i thought it was genuinely just an act lmao

i thought wrong

I can tell you, it isn't boo. He has some "legit" questions which make me

[CatsCatsCats]

Bahahaha oh, PD

No Country For Old Men was boring.

[kick51]

it all makes sense now...holybaikai is the devil

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153411683&postcount=91

[Phoenix Dark]

My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.

hypothetically speaking, of course. 

[thisismyusername]

My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.

Yes, just like a gay guy would go for a "proper" woman with long hair and no muscle tone on her... OH WAIT. Zeph's right, PD: People have different tastes and crossing barriers/lines doesn't mean their "type" is so strict and narrow like you're thinking.

[nudemacusers]

what's PD's body look like though

[Am_I_Anonymous]

what's PD's body look like though

A Hershey's bar with legs.   

Note: Dark chocolate doesn't only taste good, it's good for you! Try some today.

[nudemacusers]

what's PD's body look like though

A Hershey's bar with legs.   

Note: Dark chocolate doesn't only taste good, it's good for you! Try some today.

yeah but are we talking one of the bars that was left in a hot warehouse and looks all spotty or some of that dank fine chocolate with some almond bits in it

[Am_I_Anonymous]

what's PD's body look like though

A Hershey's bar with legs.   

Note: Dark chocolate doesn't only taste good, it's good for you! Try some today.

yeah but are we talking one of the bars that was left in a hot warehouse and looks all spotty or some of that dank fine chocolate with some almond bits in it

Nah dog, we are talking about premium Dove style curved chocolate goodness.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dark chocolate is trash, especially when it includes mint.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Dark chocolate is trash, especially when it includes mint.

That's not what your mom/girlfriend/sidepiece/neighbor/work friend thinks   

[Shaka Khan]

Dark chocolate is trash, especially when it includes mint.

And here I thought your class couldn't get any lower. Filthy trash.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998486


Here's an angry young virgin that's mad because dudes older then him take all the women. Gotta love GAF for these eye opening posts chock full of social misunderstanding and angst.

[nudemacusers]

Dark chocolate is trash, especially when it includes mint.

scust

i mean gooooodddamn

[nudemacusers]

must be spring, gaf is full of weird relationship angst and sadness.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998486


Here's an angry young virgin that's mad because dudes older then him take all the women. Gotta love GAF for these eye opening posts chock full of social misunderstanding and angst.

I feel really sorry for this dude. He's posted about killing himself in gaf hop a couple times cause he's intensely mentally ill and broke with no one to turn to :'(

You know I'm going to tell you something my dad told me a long time ago that relates pretty well to that guy. 

"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"

Posting suicide shit on a forum is trash tier bullshit to me. It's the most obnoxious attempt to cry for attention.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

must be spring, gaf is full of weird relationship angst and sadness.

yeah no shit.

"GAF, why would a 25 year old girl not date my mentally fucked up, broke, and bitchy ass and instead date an older guy with money, a house, and a healthy mental outlook?"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Lastly....no hype threads on GAF....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998354


Unless it's for the PS4 then feel free to post a countdown thread every day.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153464336&postcount=45

 

[Sausage]

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GkHHEPiXZ68J:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D153449798+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

I rememeber reading that break up thread and I think the biggest problem is that he's pretty much a loser. He's apparently some unmotivated lazy retail slob who completely ignores his gf while she is apparently doing well in school. She'd be kinda dumb for sticking with him tbh. I probably would have called him a loser in that thread, but I'd get banned from the hugbox.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's nothing worse than getting a gift of chocolate covered pretzels sprinkled w/sea salt and realizing it's dark chocolate.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

There's nothing worse than getting a gift of chocolate covered pretzels sprinkled w/sea salt and realizing it's dark chocolate.

Man you are having a day my friend.

1) Get outed as a gay man
2) Hate dark chocolate
3) Pistons about to get L'd up

 

[Phoenix Dark]

my discussion with zeph was hypothetical
 

dark chocolate is trash


Pistons will win tonight
 

[Mr. Nobody]

Dark chocolate is trash, especially when it includes mint.

You just couldn't keep the L's contained in 1 thread huh?

[T-Short]

This just blew my mind

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153468398&postcount=1543

"Explain if I am in error in terms a 63 year old EE major who used a slide ruler in EE class and a IBM 360 with punch cards."

jeff_rigby is 63 years old 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

my discussion with zeph was hypothetical
 

dark chocolate is trash


Pistons will win tonight
 

[Rufus]

"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"

This is the wrong thread for that kind of advice. 

[nudemacusers]

maybe pd's only experience with dark chocolate comes in a hershey's wrapper