1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr Gilhaney]

Bethesda games are the worst, I feel cheated even when pirating them every single time.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153779489&postcount=10

Shock and horror: He's a Republican "Straight Guy"* cop that posts selfies in the local gay threads fishing for compliments.

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* at Am_I_Anonymous. I see you, boo. 

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He used to post here all the time, in fact he was one of the original Bore posters. IIRC he started banging a milf or something.

[nudemacusers]

go back and play morrowind on the xbox and edit your post. shit was

No it wasn't. It was basically the base PC version without mods. Even then you could mod the X-box version with various binaries of "mods" on PC IIRC. I played the vanilla AND Game of the Year edition on X-box and beat the main story no problem outside of the size-file bloat that is the same shit the PS3 version had.

Is the PC version better? Yes, definitely. But Beth's console ports have gone downhill since the original Morrowind X-box release.

no i will not let this happen. it controlled like dook, looked like dook, ran like dook.

[Take My Breh Away]

Deadspin is shit-tier.

Deadspin now

Deadspin when they were allowed do Tuesday Night Fights:

Deadspin when they had Tuesday Night Fights with guest comentator ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER at the peak of his game:

http://deadspin.com/5974898/tuesday-night-fights-zodiac-motherfucker-examines-what-may-be-the-most-disturbing-tnf-video-ever

[nudemacusers]

So, my girlfriend has never seen the Star Wars movies and everyone including her own family call her out on this all the time. We've been dating for 5 years and I know it sounds silly but as a big movie buff, it's kind of annoying me inside that she has seen Fifty Shades of Grey twice but not a single Star Wars film. She thinks they're sic-fi but they're actually adventure films to me (action, humor, drama) so I KNOW she'll love them.

She has finally agreed to watch them (out of sheer pity) but with a lot of negativity towards it and will only watch a couple of them for now. So I'm not showing her the prequels first because I'm worried she'll be turned off and wonder what all the hype was about but I'm also worried she's going to be turned off after seeing A New Hope.

Now, what if I were to edit ANH down to say 20-40 minutes so she understands the main characters, their motivations and the general ideas behind the series. That way, her first couple of movies can technically be Empire and Jedi. Basically, I want her to get to Empire as soon as possible then have a blast with Jedi.

What scenes should I keep in A New Hope? Important plot that only pertains to that film alone isn't needed. Also, is it a good idea? Is there a chance if I showed her Episode 4 in it's entirety, she'd say no to watching Empire? I had to vent about this.


nerds, stop.

[Steve Contra]

So, my girlfriend has never seen the Star Wars movies and everyone including her own family call her out on this all the time. We've been dating for 5 years and I know it sounds silly but as a big movie buff, it's kind of annoying me inside that she has seen Fifty Shades of Grey twice but not a single Star Wars film. She thinks they're sic-fi but they're actually adventure films to me (action, humor, drama) so I KNOW she'll love them.

She has finally agreed to watch them (out of sheer pity) but with a lot of negativity towards it and will only watch a couple of them for now. So I'm not showing her the prequels first because I'm worried she'll be turned off and wonder what all the hype was about but I'm also worried she's going to be turned off after seeing A New Hope.

Now, what if I were to edit ANH down to say 20-40 minutes so she understands the main characters, their motivations and the general ideas behind the series. That way, her first couple of movies can technically be Empire and Jedi. Basically, I want her to get to Empire as soon as possible then have a blast with Jedi.

What scenes should I keep in A New Hope? Important plot that only pertains to that film alone isn't needed. Also, is it a good idea? Is there a chance if I showed her Episode 4 in it's entirety, she'd say no to watching Empire? I had to vent about this.


nerds, stop.

[Phoenix Dark]

So, my girlfriend has never seen the Star Wars movies and everyone including her own family call her out on this all the time. We've been dating for 5 years and I know it sounds silly but as a big movie buff, it's kind of annoying me inside that she has seen Fifty Shades of Grey twice but not a single Star Wars film. She thinks they're sic-fi but they're actually adventure films to me (action, humor, drama) so I KNOW she'll love them.

She has finally agreed to watch them (out of sheer pity) but with a lot of negativity towards it and will only watch a couple of them for now. So I'm not showing her the prequels first because I'm worried she'll be turned off and wonder what all the hype was about but I'm also worried she's going to be turned off after seeing A New Hope.

Now, what if I were to edit ANH down to say 20-40 minutes so she understands the main characters, their motivations and the general ideas behind the series. That way, her first couple of movies can technically be Empire and Jedi. Basically, I want her to get to Empire as soon as possible then have a blast with Jedi.

What scenes should I keep in A New Hope? Important plot that only pertains to that film alone isn't needed. Also, is it a good idea? Is there a chance if I showed her Episode 4 in it's entirety, she'd say no to watching Empire? I had to vent about this.


nerds, stop.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153806342&postcount=140

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have they called anyone a house negro on fox?

[Kara]

So, my girlfriend has never seen the Star Wars movies and everyone including her own family call her out on this all the time. We've been dating for 5 years and I know it sounds silly but as a big movie buff, it's kind of annoying me inside that she has seen Fifty Shades of Grey twice but not a single Star Wars film. She thinks they're sic-fi but they're actually adventure films to me (action, humor, drama) so I KNOW she'll love them.

She has finally agreed to watch them (out of sheer pity) but with a lot of negativity towards it and will only watch a couple of them for now. So I'm not showing her the prequels first because I'm worried she'll be turned off and wonder what all the hype was about but I'm also worried she's going to be turned off after seeing A New Hope.

Now, what if I were to edit ANH down to say 20-40 minutes so she understands the main characters, their motivations and the general ideas behind the series. That way, her first couple of movies can technically be Empire and Jedi. Basically, I want her to get to Empire as soon as possible then have a blast with Jedi.

What scenes should I keep in A New Hope? Important plot that only pertains to that film alone isn't needed. Also, is it a good idea? Is there a chance if I showed her Episode 4 in it's entirety, she'd say no to watching Empire? I had to vent about this.


nerds, stop.

gaf why won't my gf watch kids' movies with me?

[headwalk]

anyone who cuts up the first film of a sci-fi soap opera in order to force feed you the experience will soon be cutting up your asphyxiated corpse in order to force feed you to their freezer box.

[thisismyusername]

anyone who cuts up the first film of a sci-fi soap opera in order to force feed you the experience will soon be cutting up your asphyxiated corpse in order to force feed you to their freezer box.

Sounds sexy.

go back and play morrowind on the xbox and edit your post. shit was

No it wasn't. It was basically the base PC version without mods. Even then you could mod the X-box version with various binaries of "mods" on PC IIRC. I played the vanilla AND Game of the Year edition on X-box and beat the main story no problem outside of the size-file bloat that is the same shit the PS3 version had.

Is the PC version better? Yes, definitely. But Beth's console ports have gone downhill since the original Morrowind X-box release.

no i will not let this happen. it controlled like dook, looked like dook, ran like dook.

Controlled is a matter of taste.
Looked was always dook, even on PC.
Ran? No, dear. You're wrong. There was no frame dips (IIRC) and the loading of the "cells" while frequent were pretty snappy for the time and actually didn't have that "slowdown" issue that the PS3 verisons of Beth titles do.

The major problem with the X-box Morrowind was that as save size got bigger a chance of some items being deleted in your "house" was possible to be done.

[nudemacusers]

i remember it being around 15-20 constantly aka dook

but you have a fair point about it being ugly at any resolution

[Kara]

Would the Dunmer really be assholes if they didn't live in a shithole? Fugly, but for art's sake.

BTW if you know what Dunmer are you're a fucking dork.

[Narag]

BTW if you know what Dunmer are you're a fucking dork.

 

[toku]

Would the Dunmer really be assholes if they didn't live in a shithole? Fugly, but for art's sake.

BTW if you know what Dunmer are you're a fucking dork.

 

[thisismyusername]

Dark Elves in Morrowind  with all combat skills broke shit five ways to Sundays. 

[toku]

Anytime Kara posts something and I relate or understand my first reaction is always:

[Kara]

Anytime Kara posts something and I relate or understand my first reaction is always:

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When I was very young (2-3) I would pick up the landline phone in my house, mash on the keypad, and yell, "mommy, I call Hong Kong," with the self-assurance only a child can possess. The thing to take away from this (besides how bizarre I've always been) is that to my impressionable young mind, Hong Kong was the ends of the Earth despite the fact that it's not, not even back then.

Today I was suffering through yet another KUSC donation spiel and the host was talking about how people all over the world make use of the station. They then proceeded to name places your average cretin would recognize, then they paused and reached for the most unbelievable place they could think of and Hong Kong is what came out of their mouth and I of course remembered what I lead this story off with as soon as they said it.

Fuck you, Proust.

[thisismyusername]

Well, the turn of phrase is "digging to China." Not "digging to Australia..."

[StealthFan]

Digging to Australia is digging to hell.

[toku]

hell is all over

[I'm a Puppy!]

Would the Dunmer really be assholes if they didn't live in a shithole? Fugly, but for art's sake.

BTW if you know what Dunmer are you're a fucking dork.

[zepblackstar]

fucking millenials
one bad day and you quit like a little bitch

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153731294&postcount=1

[benjipwns]

Thank god no other jobs will have assholes at them.

[thisismyusername]

Hell, even some of millennial are calling him stupid over this. I mean if he's got a better paying job, okay. But quitting at the first sign of trouble probably isn't the best job move ever.

[Crash Dummy]

Anytime Kara posts something and I relate or understand my first reaction is always:

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When I was very young (2-3) I would pick up the landline phone in my house, mash on the keypad, and yell, "mommy, I call Hong Kong," with the self-assurance only a child can possess. The thing to take away from this (besides how bizarre I've always been) is that to my impressionable young mind, Hong Kong was the ends of the Earth despite the fact that it's not, not even back then.

Today I was suffering through yet another KUSC donation spiel and the host was talking about how people all over the world make use of the station. They then proceeded to name places your average cretin would recognize, then they paused and reached for the most unbelievable place they could think of and Hong Kong is what came out of their mouth and I of course remembered what I lead this story off with as soon as they said it.

Fuck you, Proust.

speaking of proust, did you ever find a cheaper alternative to melville house for his short stories?

[Kara]

Omg CD what up. I got Lemoine as a gift, so I solved that one.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153763772&postcount=18

[Brehvolution]

Peasant mentality.

[Take My Breh Away]

Wanting to play on closed platforms where you can't mod the shit out of Skyrim

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Still haven't got past the frost troll at the top of the mountain on the first quest and I don't want to spend five minutes climbing down

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[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153908216&postcount=20

he seems to understand the fine details about sex with an animorph pretty well

[CatsCatsCats]

Omg spoilers

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153908216&postcount=20

he seems to understand the fine details about sex with an animorph pretty well

Also pretty sure this was done in several fanfics, and pretty sure most of those fanfics involved incomplete anatomical knowledge about red-tailed hawks.

 

[kick51]

"pretty sure"

very helpful clarification on usage of the word "genius":
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153923996&postcount=62

would've been lost without it

[Crash Dummy]

Omg CD what up. I got Lemoine as a gift, so I solved that one.

same old really, now with added ibsen-esque lusting after women i'll never have

[Rufus]

Any idea who this might be?
http://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/2xch4y/you_sure_proved_me_wrong/

[Kara]

"Annudah shoah"

Omg CD what up. I got Lemoine as a gift, so I solved that one.

same old really, now with added ibsen-esque lusting after women i'll never have

This morning I remembered the last time I took a shower with her. Not even the good stuff; I remembered how she turned around, waited for the water to roll off her eyelids, her opening her eyes, seeing me, and genuinely smiling.

I'll be back to FBT, just not watching any football atm and have nothing to contribute.

[kick51]

Any idea who this might be?
http://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/2xch4y/you_sure_proved_me_wrong/

could be anyone

except me, i got banned for posting balls

[Jansen]

probably someone that fell in the latest anita thread

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153883907&postcount=1072

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153886133&postcount=1085

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153893579&postcount=1187

just watch porn  the posts + avatar makes it great

[nachobro]

Any idea who this might be?
http://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/2xch4y/you_sure_proved_me_wrong/

Haha that's even worse than my latest ban. "We're not deleting negative posts about The Order" as a ban message, then my post is deleted as I'm banned. 

[Sausage]

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF/comments/2xd7wk/evilore_is_trying_to_cover_up_him_getting_scammed/

soooo thin skinned

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/hannibal-buress-kisses-young-spicy-latina-dude-in-the-mouth-on-sitcom-broad-city.296674/#post-12380315

[Crash Dummy]

"Annudah shoah"

Omg CD what up. I got Lemoine as a gift, so I solved that one.

same old really, now with added ibsen-esque lusting after women i'll never have

This morning I remembered the last time I took a shower with her. Not even the good stuff; I remembered how she turned around, waited for the water to roll off her eyelids, her opening her eyes, seeing me, and genuinely smiling.

I'll be back to FBT, just not watching any football atm and have nothing to contribute.

i think the site is down currently but really, when was the time i posted about football on there? tangential malarkey is always more fun

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/hannibal-buress-kisses-young-spicy-latina-dude-in-the-mouth-on-sitcom-broad-city.296674/#post-12380315

Hannibal Buress is a tool for white supremacy. The Coli, ladies and gentlemen.

[fizzel]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF/comments/2xd7wk/evilore_is_trying_to_cover_up_him_getting_scammed/

soooo thin skinned

Wait, evilore wrote up that torrid wall of text? The racy tale of swedish friends, hot russians and club thuggery? 

[Boogie]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF/comments/2xd7wk/evilore_is_trying_to_cover_up_him_getting_scammed/

soooo thin skinned

Looking someone in the eye after a thousand fights is one thing.

But A thousand ridiculing GAF posts?  That's something else.

[Broseidon]

Wait, Pseud Maximus meus renaissance is a teacher?

 

[zepblackstar]

So OP posts an interview by an actual video game Dev who did a highly acclaimed game who ethers gaming press types and is not rabid anti gamergate, gaffers go nuts.

OP posts a link to  thread to twitter to the game dev, bishop juniors OP for being a "snitch"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1000772

[Broseidon]

caring about gamergate makes you automatically an ultra loser

still dont even know what the fuck it's about but pro-gamergate people seem to be insufferable cunts and dipshits so lols fuck em

[Kara]

classic games like Gorky 17, Painkiller, Bulletstorm

[ZephyrFate]

It's about ethics in gay journalism.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I still don't understand exactly what happened. The guy pointed out that the gaming journalists suck? Who the hell doesn't agree with that? I mean how many threads on GAF are there about how gaming journalism is a mess?  Does saying gaming journos are dumb makes you a gamegater now? Or is this guy a gamegater? I mean to me, I just don't really understand the role of journos for console gaming in today's day and age.  What am I missing?

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF/comments/2xd7wk/evilore_is_trying_to_cover_up_him_getting_scammed/

soooo thin skinned

[benjipwns]

classic games like Gorky 17, Painkiller, Bulletstorm

Zip it buster. Bulletstorm is distilled gaming synthesis.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153998093&postcount=114

[StealthFan]

Gorky 17 owned.

[Rman]

caring about gamergate makes you automatically an ultra loser

still dont even know what the fuck it's about but pro-gamergate people seem to be insufferable cunts and dipshits so lols fuck em

Gamergate is long gone and there are still people harping over that shit on the gaming side.  No one cares about GG anymore. 

[bluemax]

caring about gamergate makes you automatically an ultra loser

still dont even know what the fuck it's about but pro-gamergate people seem to be insufferable cunts and dipshits so lols fuck em

Gamergate is long gone and there are still people harping over that shit on the gaming side.  No one cares about GG anymore.

Tell that to the weirdos on reddit, 8chan and twitter.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF/comments/2xd7wk/evilore_is_trying_to_cover_up_him_getting_scammed/

soooo thin skinned

i don't get it; what's the big deal? so you got in a shady situation in a foreign country and took a cash L? can't you just laugh it off after the fact? I mean, it has got to feel kinda good in one sense to lose thousands and brush it off when it would crush most people... but to be that sensitive about it years later? 

I drunkenly gave some dude $40 for weed in vegas a couple years ago and got a bag of hedge trimmings lol. who cares.