1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

Yeah, they totally wanted your D, man.  Probably a good thing you gave them your card, though your wife would kill you if she found that out.

Black women seem as a whole to hate the vagina unless they are them hippie types who listen to Toni Braxton and shit.

Really? I wouldn't think black women would hate their sex. I could understand the hate of their race--due to "beauty standards" that basically "talk down" to them about their race being "non-white/bad." But hating the 'china? Really? Also you mentioning Toni Braxton reminds me I haven't heard that name since the early 2000's. I wonder what she's up to now. *Google*

As for the black men, I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know enough black men to accurately say that's "true/false" but given PD's deposition ( @ PD) and PM'd questions, I wouldn't doubt that black men have that "It's 2XXX: Head's head/butt's butt" mentality.

It's an interesting subject. I like learning how things work.

you should see my PMs to duckroll

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That's a joke

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Your secrets are safe with me, PD.

FFFUUUUUCK

OK, time to reinstate my rule of no browsing Bore at work. See y'all.

Browsing at work.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Browsing at work 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

White women are all bisexual (so many 3 somes in college )

Black women? At least my black woman? Hell no, I never brought it up again and that was like 10 years ago. I value my body as one piece and bringing it up again would risk me about 2 months in the hell hole, pass.

Here's a white women story.

I was working out at a local gym before I built my own room. I just got done doing some roman chairs and pulled my shirt over my head to wipe my sweat out of my face.....When I put my shirt back down I look at these two 30ish CACS are staring at me.....I give a quick  and move on to doing some inclined bench work and my dude is like "them gals want to tear you up bro" I replied "nah man get the fuck out, I need to get these sets done real quick"

Proceed to finish workout.

As I leave the lockerroom one of the cacs comes up to me and says "Hey, aren't you AiA, you own the company those does internet stuff right?" and proceeds to ask me if I can follow her and her friend to her house to plug in some cables.....I just gave them my card and said schedule it through my service manager, I'm sure I can help.

Thought nothing of it, got all the way to my car and then pulled one of these 

I wonder how hard Rahxephon91's teeth were gritting as he read this post.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-are-feminists-trying-to-shame-straight-men-into-liking-trans-women.299996/

[bork]

Eh the problem is, kinda like the new MacBook, the 2010 air is just not a very good computer. The second rev is significantly better, which is pretty standard op when Apple does a new product.

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

Dat blue ass tho

Sonic doesn't even have a pelvis.

o rly

 

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Dude, WTF? 

[Vertigo]

I posted a thread that I never got to update regarding some health issues that I dreaded. GAF was brutal but honest with me and I took it to heart to really assess my life and change, well not even 2 weeks after that thread, I was getting into a taxi and black ice was underneath where the car parked but unbeknownst to me and I slipped on it and my left leg buckled underneath the car and I fractured my whole left leg. Fractured my left ankle which required 4 titanium screws, also fractured tibia so I've been in a boot for roughly 3+ weeks in the hospital. I have no insurance and my immigration status has left me wrecked me monetarily at the moment. I have a 12 week stay in the hospital cause I qualify for no rehab. I'm in need of help if possible. My go fund me is http://www.gofundme.com/o3n8uk
If this is not allowed by GAF TOS, I apologize in advance. I only get to reach out to the real world only on a weekly basis from the use of my brother's smartphone when he comes to visit once every week...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1009522

I wonder if the gaf mods will leave this thread open. His already raised $250.

[ToxicAdam]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1009522

Make a begging thread without checking with the mods first...

[Phoenix Dark]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1009522

Make a begging thread without checking with the mods first...

better sign up for obummercare bro

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155725579&postcount=435

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155563813&postcount=5

omg better quickly clarify that this joke is false so a video game I like can retain some dignity

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155563813&postcount=5

omg better quickly clarify that this joke is false so a video game I like can retain some dignity

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1009513

The two big new games that Zelda beat are Evolve and The Order: 1886. Evolve came out on Feb. 10, while The Order only had a week of sales after debuting Feb. 20. While both made the top 10, it feels like both didn’t perform as well as they should have. The Order was hammered with critical reviews, which likely hurt its sales.

lol

[Plywood]

Eh the problem is, kinda like the new MacBook, the 2010 air is just not a very good computer. The second rev is significantly better, which is pretty standard op when Apple does a new product.

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

Dat blue ass tho

Sonic doesn't even have a pelvis.

o rly

 

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why did I click

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155694802&postcount=204

These threads are always so sickening.

These are the kinds of threads that bring out the most loudest most obnoxious individuals. These people complaining have no one to blame but themselves. This is clearly not a Sony customer support issue. This is an individual issue. If I was customer support helping a user who was utilizing a service for the company I worked for with the claim, "I got hacked, so and so spent $600 using my card tied to my account, I want my money back", then I probably couldn't care less.

The fact that user is claiming they got "hacked" is the first flag. If you weren't hacked through the service my company is providing then it sure as hell isn't my problem. The compromise is usually done through other methods that Sony/PlayStation Network doesn't have any control over and is directly controlled by the user. If you can't practice basic security measures for your online person then you have no business being online. Not only that, but Sony encourages best practice when signing up:

Password Requirements

* Between 8 and 30 characters in length
* Must contain at least one letter and one number
* Cannot use repeating characters (e.g. aaa64135, 111bcxjk)
* Cannot match your Sign-In ID (e-mail address)
* Passwords are case sensitive

Tips for Stronger Passwords

* Do not use a word found in the dictionary
* Use a mixture of letters, numbers and special characters (e.g. h37@f3-2)
* Use a combination of uppercase and lowercase letters
* Use supported special characters (e.g. !, @, #, $, &)
* For a strong and easy to remember password, create a personal acronym
* Use a different password than your other online accounts

(Verbatim Sony Policy)

If said individual was so concerned about the money that was lost and thought for second, they would immediately raise a dispute with their bank. Last time I checked, Sony doesn't run your bank. Do you actually think Sony has some kind of fraud protection service running within PlayStation Network? For the most part, these charges probably don't even raise a flag because daily revenue on PSN is millions of dollars.

This isn't a policy that just Sony implements, but rather a general practice by any major online service provider including Microsoft and Nintendo.

i will never understand shit like this

[Purple Filth]

gotta always defend your company of choice mang 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155563813&postcount=5

omg better quickly clarify that this joke is false so a video game I like can retain some dignity

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1009513

The two big new games that Zelda beat are Evolve and The Order: 1886. Evolve came out on Feb. 10, while The Order only had a week of sales after debuting Feb. 20. While both made the top 10, it feels like both didn’t perform as well as they should have. The Order was hammered with critical reviews, which likely hurt its sales.

lol

The Order barely beat out Manster Hunter lel. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-are-feminists-trying-to-shame-straight-men-into-liking-trans-women.299996/

Oh, you don't have to shame me into it 

[bluemax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1009522

Make a begging thread without checking with the mods first...

Didn't this guy spend thousands on game shit on black friday?

[dmj]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1009522

Make a begging thread without checking with the mods first...

This man has like 200 platinum trophies... Maybe take all that money spent and buy health insurance? Isn't he always in deals threads buying games and shit? Idk how anyone can fund someone who has shown no desire to help themselves when they are able bodied and can do so.  In the time he spent platinuming 200 games, he could have accomplished so many good and positive things in life, yet he spent them in front of a gaming system.  He should sell all of his games and PS3 to fund himself.

[bluemax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1009522

Make a begging thread without checking with the mods first...

This man has like 200 platinum trophies... Maybe take all that money spent and buy health insurance? Isn't he always in deals threads buying games and shit? Idk how anyone can fund someone who has shown no desire to help themselves when they are able bodied and can do so.  In the time he spent platinuming 200 games, he could have accomplished so many good and positive things in life, yet he spent them in front of a gaming system.  He should sell all of his games and PS3 to fund himself.

4-8 hours a day of Destiny: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=137859259&highlight=#post137859259

[StealthFan]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

[nachobro]

Dude has 1000+ hours in FFXIV too.

I just remember that pic he posted with a shitload of 2 liters of soda and lemonade and other shit as a normal grocery haul. Surprised that dude didn't lose that leg to diabetes. 

[thisismyusername]

He apparently helps his mom run a NYC rental apartment center or something.

[StealthFan]

Judging by his (orbital) size helping= collecting rent checks. Dude can't do anything physical.

Not that I am judging

[nachobro]

View Profile: GraveRobberX
Member
Last Activity: Today 11:06 PM

Dude says he doesn't have internet access but still getting on GAF 6 hours after his thread was made...and not responding.

  @ anyone who donates

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

heh. was about to post that thread. something about the whole story doesn't pass the smell test.

[eleuin]

I think his reasoning was that he's an illegal immigrant so he can't "fix" his situation with outside help

Even though that itself raises so many questions 

[bluemax]

I think his reasoning was that he's an illegal immigrant so he can't "fix" his situation with outside help

Even though that itself raises so many questions 

Yeah he went through some freakout of sorts when some anti illegal immigrant law was passed in Texas awhile back, although he lives in New York.

I work with a dude who is similarly large and has a lot of health problems, but he has a green card and is gainfully employed, so yeah.

[Vertigo]

Originally Posted by tokkun

If you are going to be in the hospital for 12 weeks without insurance, your bill is probably going to be 100-200K+.

http://www.beckershospitalreview.com...s-in-2010.html

You should probably consider whether it is realistic for you to pay a bill of that scale. If it not realistic, you should accept the idea of not paying back the bill rather than accepting other peoples' money. You do not have to be a citizen to file for bankruptcy, and medical bills are the #1 reason people do so.

 

Is that true US boreans? Is he looking at a 100-200K+ bill.

That is stupefying.

Moments like this I think of our NHS and go   

[Kara]

If I had been uninsured my appendectomy would have been something like 65,000 USD and I was barely in the place for 36 hours.

[thisismyusername]

Originally Posted by tokkun

If you are going to be in the hospital for 12 weeks without insurance, your bill is probably going to be 100-200K+.

http://www.beckershospitalreview.com...s-in-2010.html

You should probably consider whether it is realistic for you to pay a bill of that scale. If it not realistic, you should accept the idea of not paying back the bill rather than accepting other peoples' money. You do not have to be a citizen to file for bankruptcy, and medical bills are the #1 reason people do so.

 

Is that true US boreans? Is he looking at a 100-200K+ bill.

That is stupefying.

Moments like this I think of our NHS and go 

Yeah, it's true. The cost of an operation I had would've been ~$9,000 without insurance. (That's for the equipment, anyway. Then throw in an additional $3,000?) Speaking of which, to upgrade the equipment, it's $900 without insurance which said insurance won't cover because it isn't "medically necessary." So... yeah, US healthcare system is all sorts of fucked.

[milchs evil twin]

Originally Posted by tokkun

If you are going to be in the hospital for 12 weeks without insurance, your bill is probably going to be 100-200K+.

http://www.beckershospitalreview.com...s-in-2010.html

You should probably consider whether it is realistic for you to pay a bill of that scale. If it not realistic, you should accept the idea of not paying back the bill rather than accepting other peoples' money. You do not have to be a citizen to file for bankruptcy, and medical bills are the #1 reason people do so.

 

Is that true US boreans? Is he looking at a 100-200K+ bill.

That is stupefying.

Moments like this I think of our NHS and go 

Land of the free paid 

Edit: Honestly, I feel really really bad for GRX. His situation is total shit and I dunno if I'd be able to do anything but eating and gaming myself.

But then again, Sony fanboy. I'm torn.

[nachobro]

Originally Posted by tokkun

If you are going to be in the hospital for 12 weeks without insurance, your bill is probably going to be 100-200K+.

http://www.beckershospitalreview.com...s-in-2010.html

You should probably consider whether it is realistic for you to pay a bill of that scale. If it not realistic, you should accept the idea of not paying back the bill rather than accepting other peoples' money. You do not have to be a citizen to file for bankruptcy, and medical bills are the #1 reason people do so.

 

Is that true US boreans? Is he looking at a 100-200K+ bill.

That is stupefying.

Moments like this I think of our NHS and go 

Does the NHS cover illegal immigrants? I imagine being illegal he'd face a big bill no matter where he was.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bros, something fishy here. I completely fried my leg my rookie year (like Paul George bad) in practice and I was out of the hospital in 2 days and that accounted for internal bleeding and the like.

Amirox Part II, enjoy.

[bork]

Shit is crazy.  I had to have an endoscopy a few months back and I think without health insurance, it would have been $6,000 or more.  That's just a procedure where they feed a camera down your throat to check your stomach.  No surgery or anything needed.  My shitty health insurance at the time ended up making me pay a good $1,000 of that.  Maybe that's normal, but my company changed (back) to a better provider and I bet it would have been less with them.

[Positive Touch]

I'm still paying off a $1500 stress test. you know, the thing where they put some monitors on you while you run on a treadmill for a few minutes? yeah fuck our healthcare system

[Rman]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

He's a landlord.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

He's a landlord.

So he owns residential property which he rents out but he is a not a US Citizen? To the bushes with the fat shit of a man. No fucks given.

[Kara]

I've worked for nonresident alien landlords. They scratch is as green as anyone else's and Americans are more concerned about two or more men kissing than they are about affordable housing anyway.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I've worked for foreign, nonresident alien landlords. They scratch is as green as anyone else's.

See this is the conservative in me screaming out.

Foreign nationals owning corporations? Sure go for it

Foreign Nationals owning a house for themselves/families? Sure, go for it

Foreign Nationals profiting off US citizens while not bothering to become a citizen themselves? Nah, can't have that.


I got scratch, I don't need to get my cut of their dirty shit before they send it to Hezbollah, Cartels, out of the country, etc.

[kick51]

why doesn't he just marry an ame--oh right

[Rman]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

He's a landlord.

So he owns residential property which he rents out but he is a not a US Citizen? To the bushes with the fat shit of a man. No fucks given.

Probably not enough for his medical bills.

There's a lot of landlords that are just scraping by since it's honestly a terrible investment if you leverage it due to the high taxes and such and maintenance.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

He's a landlord.

So he owns residential property which he rents out but he is a not a US Citizen? To the bushes with the fat shit of a man. No fucks given.

Probably not enough for his medical bills.

There's a lot of landlords that are just scraping by since it's honestly a terrible investment if you leverage it due to the high taxes and such.

Not my concern. Should have saved some money before he invested all of it in video games and food. I'm not a bleeding heart, he'll receive no fucks given from me. Move home for all I care.

[Kara]

"real estate is a bad investment if you don't factor in the costs of goods sold and overly indebt yourself to acquire your productive capital" bang up financial advice at the bore dot com

[king of the internet]

I just stay away from hospitals. If it's my time to die, so be it. Not gonna let them scam me.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I just stay away from hospitals. If it's my time to die, so be it. Not gonna let them scam me.

Here Lies King of the Internet (No, not Al Gore)

Dead because he had a simple hernia and tried to tough it out.

"So Macho"
"Much Wow"

[nachobro]

Bros, something fishy here. I completely fried my leg my rookie year (like Paul George bad) in practice and I was out of the hospital in 2 days and that accounted for internal bleeding and the like.

Amirox Part II, enjoy.

Yeah I had to get multiple surgeries after a motorcycle accident and was given the boot after two weeks. That's with insurance too, most hospitals will boot someone without insurance much faster. The whole thing is fishy, but it got locked anyway.

[Kara]

I just stay away from hospitals. If it's my time to die, so be it. Not gonna let them scam me.

Here Lies King of the Internet (No, not Al Gore)

Dead because he had a simple hernia and tried to tough it out.

"So Macho"
"Much Wow"

Even I broke after ~54 hours of appendicitis.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I just stay away from hospitals. If it's my time to die, so be it. Not gonna let them scam me.

Here Lies King of the Internet (No, not Al Gore)

Dead because he had a simple hernia and tried to tough it out.

"So Macho"
"Much Wow"

Even I broke after ~54 hours of appendicitis.

You're an intelligent guy. I'm sure after say 2 hours your brain already figured out you were in some shit, so what was the point of trying to "get over it?"

[Kara]

Honestly? I didn't think I had appendicitis. When I was a kid I was always told it would hurt really bad on the left side of my stomach and instead it really hurt right behind my belly button. When they poked me on my left side at the hospital then I knew I'd .

e: Also it came over me while I was home from university eating a home cooked meal which was so I mistakenly ascribed the pain to the food instead of a vestigial organ getting ready to explode.

[Rman]

GraveRobber is a breasted beast with no life. All he does is consume media, which begs the question of where the fuck he gets money. It ain't the dole either. Even without rent you don't get enough to spend on all that shit, plus the amount of food required to satiate his planetary hunger.

He's a landlord.

So he owns residential property which he rents out but he is a not a US Citizen? To the bushes with the fat shit of a man. No fucks given.

Probably not enough for his medical bills.

There's a lot of landlords that are just scraping by since it's honestly a terrible investment if you leverage it due to the high taxes and such.

Not my concern. Should have saved some money before he invested all of it in video games and food. I'm not a bleeding heart, he'll receive no fucks given from me. Move home for all I care.

I'm not defending him or his choices. I'm just saying being a landlord in and of itself doesn't mean you have positive cashflow. 

But yeah I remember this dude would post his huge Black Friday hauls, buy tons of games and play them to death in terms of hours logged, eat tons of garbage junk food and brag about that.

He seems to have some serious food addictions.

[fizzel]

Originally Posted by tokkun

If you are going to be in the hospital for 12 weeks without insurance, your bill is probably going to be 100-200K+.

http://www.beckershospitalreview.com...s-in-2010.html

You should probably consider whether it is realistic for you to pay a bill of that scale. If it not realistic, you should accept the idea of not paying back the bill rather than accepting other peoples' money. You do not have to be a citizen to file for bankruptcy, and medical bills are the #1 reason people do so.

 

Is that true US boreans? Is he looking at a 100-200K+ bill.

That is stupefying.

Moments like this I think of our NHS and go 

Recover from a gammy leg, get rekt by anxiety and panic related illness due to the medical costs.  :deadpos

Does the NHS cover illegal immigrants? I imagine being illegal he'd face a big bill no matter where he was.

They do, but i believe they technically shouldn't? There was a kerfuffle a bit back where there was issue with The Home Office going through medical records to track down illegals.

[bork]

I just stay away from hospitals. If it's my time to die, so be it. Not gonna let them scam me.

[Eel O'Brian]

They are kind of a scam, though

"No, you can't take your own Tylenol, but you're welcome to these $10 a dose special hospital Tylenol."

"Please enjoy these mandatory $25 grippy socks."

"This procedure will only take five minutes and you don't even have to take your clothes off. $5k, please."

Everyone goes on about insurance, but hospitals get up there right beside them in your poophole. Whatcha gonna do. Basically boils down to how long you want to live, and how much you want to be in debt when you die.

[octopushover]

Honestly? I didn't think I had appendicitis. When I was a kid I was always told it would hurt really bad on the left side of my stomach and instead it really hurt right behind my belly button. When they poked me on my left side at the hospital then I knew I'd .

e: Also it came over me while I was home from university eating a home cooked meal which was so I mistakenly ascribed the pain to the food instead of a vestigial organ getting ready to explode.

you had an appendix on your left side?

communism really does spread the wealth around.

[Rufus]

They are kind of a scam, though

"No, you can't take your own Tylenol, but you're welcome to these $10 a dose special hospital Tylenol."

"Please enjoy these mandatory $25 grippy socks."

"This procedure will only take five minutes and you don't even have to take your clothes off. $5k, please."

Everyone goes on about insurance, but hospitals get up there right beside them in your poophole. Whatcha gonna do. Basically boils down to how long you want to live, and how much you want to be in debt when you die.

Reminded me of this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/1r60tf/i_work_in_a_hospital_we_use_these_simple_metal/

[I'm a Puppy!]

They are kind of a scam, though

"No, you can't take your own Tylenol, but you're welcome to these $10 a dose special hospital Tylenol."

"Please enjoy these mandatory $25 grippy socks."

"This procedure will only take five minutes and you don't even have to take your clothes off. $5k, please."

Everyone goes on about insurance, but hospitals get up there right beside them in your poophole. Whatcha gonna do. Basically boils down to how long you want to live, and how much you want to be in debt when you die.

I've used this analogy many times that American healthcare is sorta like going to Best Buy, finding the closest clerk and saying "I have no idea what I need, but I'm not going to leave until you say what I've bought is OK and you can charge me whatever you like. Please tell me what I need."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

They are kind of a scam, though

"No, you can't take your own Tylenol, but you're welcome to these $10 a dose special hospital Tylenol."

"Please enjoy these mandatory $25 grippy socks."

"This procedure will only take five minutes and you don't even have to take your clothes off. $5k, please."

Everyone goes on about insurance, but hospitals get up there right beside them in your poophole. Whatcha gonna do. Basically boils down to how long you want to live, and how much you want to be in debt when you die.

I've used this analogy many times that American healthcare is sorta like going to Best Buy, finding the closest clerk and saying "I have no idea what I need, but I'm not going to leave until you say what I've bought is OK and you can charge me whatever you like. Please tell me what I need."

Well sir, you're really going to want a 25 dollar warranty on that 28 dollar toaster, trust me.   

[I'm a Puppy!]

And don't forget this $60 surge protector to make sure your toaster doesn't blow up and this $120 Monster HDMI cable, because reasons.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And don't forget this $60 surge protector to make sure your toaster doesn't blow up and this $120 Monster HDMI cable, because reasons.

GOLD Contacts brehs!

We actually tested a set of those versus some belkin shit we got off the internet at the office just to see what would happen.

Monster Lost

The difference between Belkin and monster, though small, was also 43 dollars. Monster cables are pretty much like you putting on 3 coats when it's cold outside versus one actual coat made to contain your body heat. 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155791021#post155791021

Hi Gaf, I'm getting married in 9 days. I've got everything planned and done...except.

We are having our ceremony on the beach and the song that will be playing during the ceremony is Kakariko Village from the Zelda Symphony Concert. However, there's no electricity on the beach so how am I supposed to have this song playing? I've got both the CD and a digital version of this song.

My current solution consists of a Dre Beats Pill (battery powered Bluetooth speaker) by the altar. Any other ideas?

 

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