1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[mormapope]

I played Metroid Prime Hunters with Itagaki. Smelly guy.

Did he reek of cigarettes and ball sweat/pussy?

[Steve Contra]

I drank a beer with Kojima at a Nintendo to-do a few years back.  Nice guy.

how talkative was he? i've always wondered if his camera persona was a character

Not terribly talkative, and he was wearing a suit.

[sarslip]

I drank a beer with Kojima at a Nintendo to-do a few years back.  Nice guy.

Smelly guy.

kinda what i expected

[sarslip]

marlboro stained leather and acne medication 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I kinda got a giggle reading this shit. On a MUCH lesser level, of course, it's funny when people want an autograph/picture/etc. They always assume you're going to be some bigger than life character and not a normal guy who happens to do things people want to see.

I've heard them all:

I thought he'd be bigger

I thought he'd be more talkative

I thought he'd be nicer

I thought he was a total dick (Yeah dude, I was on my first date with my wife and this chubby michigan fan decides to plop down at my table and tell me how we should be playing football that year)

Anyway, carry on, cute stuff.

[Phoenix Dark]

Only coke that touched my hands was for the fiends, not me.

selling that Barbara Walters in the D

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1013407

So many butthurt Sony fuck boys.   

For those that don't watch the video, dude basically nails why this gen of consoles is lame and weird, the majority of games are multiplatform thus there is no real reason to own a PS4 besides Bloodborne. Even then Bloodborne won't make up for how lame this gen is. The exclusives on PS4 aren't good.

Sony tards come in and say that he's ignoring games, even though all those games can be played on PC or the Xbone.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Only coke that touched my hands was for the fiends, not me.

selling that Barbara Walters in the D
(Image removed from quote.)

Better not have been getting cuts from the BMF dog   

[ZephyrFate]

Coke really isn't that amazing. It does definitely give you a ton of energy, but the lack of a tangible high compared to, say, 420 makes it both less interesting and more dangerous.

Won't turn it down if offered, and def will be doing many lines at SF Pride this year.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156589012&postcount=4699

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Please think of the poor fantasy animals.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1013407

So many butthurt Sony fuck boys.   

For those that don't watch the video, dude basically nails why this gen of consoles is lame and weird, the majority of games are multiplatform thus there is no real reason to own a PS4 besides Bloodborne. Even then Bloodborne won't make up for how lame this gen is. The exclusives on PS4 aren't good.

Sony tards come in and say that he's ignoring games, even though all those games can be played on PC or the Xbone.

He's right in that sense.  Really there's still little reason to own either an Xbone or PS4.  Just stick with the 7th gen consoles and PC.

[king of the internet]

I'm okay with what my PS4 has to offer at the moment, but that's only because I don't own any other consoles and my PC is dated. I wouldn't for a second argue it's exclusives are even remotely worth the purchase. I honestly can't thing of a single real exclusive I would whole-heartedly recommend until Bloodborne is out. Fucking idiots still gotta defend shit even when it's against their own interest as an owner of the console.

[mormapope]

He's right in that sense.  Really there's still little reason to own either an Xbone or PS4.  Just stick with the 7th gen consoles and PC.

I also agree with this sentiment. I played on a friend's Xbone for a while and left feeling pretty underwhelmed, he has plenty of the big releases and some indie games. I've been buying random 360 games I missed out on and now I'm sitting at around 200 or so games. I mainly play indie games on my PC.

Main reason I want a current gen console is for fighting games, even then there isn't stick compatibility. Ass all around. Gotta hope for more fighting games coming out on PC and upgrade this ancient machine.

[Supermanisdead]

The only hard fights in 13-2 are DLC, so you didn't miss anything. The main game can even be beaten without using a monster companion relatively easily.

Gilgamesh

I never actually beat Gilgamesh. Fucker kinda requires you to breed monsters exclusively to fight him, which would have been fine if the whole game had conditioned me to do worthwhile monster breeding from the start, but I didn't even know where to begin by that point. I settled for beating Omega/Lightning/Ultros/PuPu which were all fun hard fights.

i spent months on a fresh file maxing my stats in the crystarium and then hunting and fusing the right monsters to create the strongest party possible. i laid waste to that motherfucker

[Kara]

I played Metroid Prime Hunters with Itagaki. Smelly guy.

Did he reek of cigarettes and ball sweat/pussy?

He was rocking the excess eau de toilette in lieu of shower thing. It was E3. Head is head. Et cetera.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156589012&postcount=4699

First it was feeling bad about the rights of imaginary characters in videogames, now it's feeling bad about imaginary animals in videogames. What's next? Imaginary videogame characters having sex with imaginary videogame animals? Oh wait...

[nachobro]

Eh I got a PS4 for fighting games and because I'm to impatient to wait for PC ports on some of these newer games

[Vertigo]

While I enjoy my PC it will never beat the sit down, start the game and just play enjoyment of a console. Tinkering with my PC to get a game working update settings etc, used to fun,not so much now.

I've been enjoying my X1, although my gaming time is not as abundant as it once was. This is the delicious irony of adulthood. I can afford more games and consoles but don't have the time to actually play as much as I would like.

Saying that, I'm terribly tempted to get a PS4 next week. But I think I'll hold off.

[bork]

I'm okay with what my PS4 has to offer at the moment, but that's only because I don't own any other consoles and my PC is dated. I wouldn't for a second argue it's exclusives are even remotely worth the purchase. I honestly can't thing of a single real exclusive I would whole-heartedly recommend until Bloodborne is out. Fucking idiots still gotta defend shit even when it's against their own interest as an owner of the console.

Sure, makes sense to me.  And it's not like these multi-gen games are going to keep coming out on PS3 and 360 forever.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156589012&postcount=4699

I know it's just a game and I have to remind myself of that while I play, but this is the same reason I feel like a piece of shit trying to get through Monster Hunter.

Yeah, that poor fucking Jhen Mohran, just minding its own business and wiping out boats. We should just let it be and have peace with the wildlife. If a Gore Magala wants to feast on a village, that's just nature taking its course.

I never want to hold a gun but if Rhenoplos existed in real life you wouldn't be able to stop me from blasting them in the face with a rifle every weekend.

[nachobro]

But you don't understand! This person is a vegetarian!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

As an owner of all three next gen consoles, none of them are really worth owning.  Console gaming is dead, we're just fucking the corpse right now.

[nudemacusers]

eating too much chipotle (srs these burritos are just too big  :'(), reading a classic forum expose

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156606073&postcount=226

[Nibel]

While I enjoy my PC it will never beat the sit down, start the game and just play enjoyment of a console. Tinkering with my PC to get a game working update settings etc, used to fun,not so much now.

lol, and huge-ass day 1 updates on consoles don't exist or what?

[Kara]

eating too much chipotle (srs these burritos are just too big  :'(), reading a classic forum expose

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156606073&postcount=226

no mercy

[headwalk]

While I enjoy my PC it will never beat the sit down, start the game and just play enjoyment of a console. Tinkering with my PC to get a game working update settings etc, used to fun,not so much now

a wave of nostalgia washes over you

[Rufus]

While I enjoy my PC it will never beat the sit down, start the game and just play enjoyment of a console. Tinkering with my PC to get a game working update settings etc, used to fun,not so much now.

lol, and huge-ass day 1 updates on consoles don't exist or what?

Yeah, plug'n'play seems dead.

[nachobro]

GTA V on PS4 was the biggest nonsense thing ever to deal with and a hell of a first experience on a PS4

Bought the game digitally, downloaded 55gb (lol jesus), started it up, then had to deal with the game installing itself for two hours before I could even play. 

From what I read this is a GTA specific issue not so much a PS4 issue but still, come the fuck on.

[mormapope]

As an owner of all three next gen consoles, none of them are really worth owning.  Console gaming is dead, we're just fucking the corpse right now.

I'm genuine when I say I want console hardware/power to go back to PS2 levels.

Fuck, just make PS2 assets, render the game at 4K or some shit, 60+ FPS. I'd rather have ugly games made by talented motherfuckers than 20 AAA games that are all the fucking same, 3-4 AAA games that are great, and a slew of random indie games.

[nudemacusers]

While I enjoy my PC it will never beat the sit down, start the game and just play enjoyment of a console. Tinkering with my PC to get a game working update settings etc, used to fun,not so much now.

lol, and huge-ass day 1 updates on consoles don't exist or what?

Yeah, plug'n'play seems dead.

yes, as consoles become more like computers (but not as good), my desire to own one has diminished significantly.

[kick51]

or just buy a PS2, there are probably 100s of good games you haven't played on it yet

[huckleberry]

yes, as consoles become more like computers (but not even fucking close to as good), my desire to own one has diminished significantly.

fixed that for you mac.

[nachobro]

Eh I enjoy my Pii U. Mario 3D World, Bayonetta, Mario Kart, Smash, eventually Zelda & X. The normal Nintendo shit and a few games I don't expect are pretty much all I want from a Nintendo console though.

PS4 I dunno about yet. But I've only played FFXIV and GTA on it so far, which I've played on PS3/PC. I'll be able to judge better once I actually play a next gen game.

[recursivelyenumerable]

PC is more plug and play because I'm always at my PC already, of course I only ever play emulated console games and the Windows 8 version of Pinball Fx2

[StealthFan]

Shadow Of Mordor is dope, and is a next-gen experience (the last gen version is gimped). Bloodborne is gonna be tight but I don't expect it to be next-gen minus pretty graphics. The Witcher 3 and Arkham might be the ticket.

[archie4208]

I can't wait to play Mordor when I build a new PC.

Nvidia needs to come out with the next generation of cards because there is no chance in hell I'm getting a 970. 

Also fuck AMD.

[Take My Breh Away]

Forza Horizon 2 is probably the most next gen-est game I've played.

Mortal Kombat X tho'

[mormapope]

My favorite current gen game is probably Killer Instinct. The newest Guilty Gear also looks tight.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As an owner of all three next gen consoles, none of them are really worth owning.  Console gaming is dead, we're just fucking the corpse right now.

I'm genuine when I say I want console hardware/power to go back to PS2 levels.

Fuck, just make PS2 assets, render the game at 4K or some shit, 60+ FPS. I'd rather have ugly games made by talented motherfuckers than 20 AAA games that are all the fucking same, 3-4 AAA games that are great, and a slew of random indie games.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think he might be saying "limitation creates ingenuity."

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1013866

Worst week of my life brehs

[mormapope]

I think he might be saying "limitation creates ingenuity."

Yup.

In fact only the nerdiest of fucks really care about graphics, Joe Duder who plays games on his iPhone that look like fancy PSP games doesn't give a shit what a game looks like. Hotline Miami 2 is one of the only games worth giving a fuck about thus far this year and it could be played on a hotwired cat turd. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I think he might be saying "limitation creates ingenuity."

Yup.

In fact only the nerdiest of fucks really care about graphics, Joe Duder who plays games on his iPhone that look like fancy PSP games doesn't give a shit what a game looks like. Hotline Miami 2 is one of the only games worth giving a fuck about thus far this year and it could be played on a hotwired cat turd.

Battlefield 4 on XB1 vs 360 large conquest mode alone tells me you're silly and the achievable concept (maybe not so much the game) that Destiny is tell me you're sticking peanut butter up your ass.

[mormapope]

Battlefield 4 on XB1 vs 360 large conquest mode alone tells me you're silly and the achievable concept (maybe not so much the game) that Destiny is tell me you're sticking peanut butter up your ass.

Battlefield 4 compared to Battlefield of yesteryear fucking blows breh. The game was also broke for like a year. The fucker can't even be modded on PC so EA can release Battlefield 4.5 also known as Hardline to make a buck from the CoD fuck boys that jumped ship. But you can blow up big buildings and cause floods that crash the game. Really enticing stuff.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Battlefield 4 on XB1 vs 360 large conquest mode alone tells me you're silly and the achievable concept (maybe not so much the game) that Destiny is tell me you're sticking peanut butter up your ass.

Battlefield 4 compared to Battlefield of yesteryear fucking blows breh. The game was also broke for like a year. The fucker can't even be modded on PC so EA can release Battlefield 4.5 also known as Hardline to make a buck from the CoD fuck boys that jumped ship.

But you can blow up big buildings and cause floods that crash the game. Really enticing stuff.

You can't play battlefield bad company 2 on a PS2 breh.

[Rahxephon91]

I think he might be saying "limitation creates ingenuity."

Yup.

In fact only the nerdiest of fucks really care about graphics, Joe Duder who plays games on his iPhone that look like fancy PSP games doesn't give a shit what a game looks like. Hotline Miami 2 is one of the only games worth giving a fuck about thus far this year and it could be played on a hotwired cat turd.

Which Joe Duder is this? The one that dosen't give a fuck about Miami whatever, thinks Transformer movies are awesome, and is impressed by the visuals of Battlefield and Cod so much that they buy them every year? Is he the same Joe Duder spending money on Candy Crush?

There's is no one generalization that works for gamers at this point. You claim only the nerdiest of fucks care about visuals, but that could'nt be any more wrong. If so PS4's and Xboxs would'nt be selling. CoD4 would have not stomped the competition. GTAV would probably hardly be what it is. Lots of people do care what a games look like. No, they don't get anal about aa or whatever bullshit Eurogamer talks about that get people's panties in a twist. The same people who probably only give a shit about Miami. But plenty of people care about a game looking nice. Nice can be many things, but plenty of people still like a well presented game.

The person caring about mobile whatever probably is'nt the same person caring about what the latest CoD looks like.

[mormapope]

Battlefield is meant for PC

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Battlefield is meant for PC

Ah ha! Outed as a neckbeard type keyboard and mouse enthusiast. How GAF of you.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1013407

So many butthurt Sony fuck boys.   

For those that don't watch the video, dude basically nails why this gen of consoles is lame and weird, the majority of games are multiplatform thus there is no real reason to own a PS4 besides Bloodborne. Even then Bloodborne won't make up for how lame this gen is. The exclusives on PS4 aren't good.

Sony tards come in and say that he's ignoring games, even though all those games can be played on PC or the Xbone.

He's right in that sense.  Really there's still little reason to own either an Xbone or PS4.  Just stick with the 7th gen consoles and PC.

Yep.

Even though Warframe is taking up all of that time now

[mormapope]

Which Joe Duder is this? The one that dosen't give a fuck about Miami whatever, thinks Transformer movies are awesome, and is impressed by the visuals of Battlefield and Cod so much that they buy them every year? Is he the same Joe Duder spending money on Candy Crush?

You think CoD and Battlefield casuals care about graphics and that there isn't a huge cross over with mobile games? 


Battlefield on 360 has looked like ass forever, night and day difference compared to the PC version. Battlefield 4 sold extremely well on 360/ps3. CoD hasn't looked impressive since MW2. Battlefield Hardline looks like ass on Xbone and PS4. If graphics mattered to those players, The Order would've sold like hotcakes.

Here's what matters to console CoD and Battlefield players:

1. What are my online friends doing or buying
2. How much should I spend to keep playing with them

Ah ha! Outed as a neckbeard type keyboard and mouse enthusiast. How GAF of you.

I'm a peasant fuck that plays on my friend's shit and I use my own PC as an indie machine.

Red Orchestra 2 bitch slaps any recent Battlefield game by the way 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[Rahxephon91]

You think CoD and Battlefield casuals care about graphics and that there isn't a huge cross over with mobile games?

Battlefield on 360 has looked like ass forever, night and day difference compared to the PC version. Battlefield 4 sold extremely well on 360/ps3. CoD hasn't looked impressive since MW2. Battlefield Hardline looks like ass on Xbone and PS4. If graphics mattered to those players, The Order would've sold like hotcakes.

See your problem is, you're comparing it to the PC. Casuals don't give a fuck about what the game looks like on PC. Why the heck do you think they have a console. Battlefield and Call of Duty games look good enough for console games. They certainly good relative to everything else on the systems.

If these games looked like PS2 games, people wouldn't play them.

[Shaka Khan]

[mormapope]

See your problem is, you're comparing it to the PC. Casuals don't give a fuck about what the game looks like on PC. Why the heck do you think they have a console. Battlefield and Call of Duty games look good enough for console games. They certainly good relative to everything else on the systems.

If these games looked like PS2 games, people wouldn't play them.

If they looked like PS2 games they would probably be on some really magnificent shit gameplay wise.

Its hard to know this because AAA publishers experiment as much as Jehova Witnesses going to gender divided schools.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

See your problem is, you're comparing it to the PC. Casuals don't give a fuck about what the game looks like on PC. Why the heck do you think they have a console. Battlefield and Call of Duty games look good enough for console games. They certainly good relative to everything else on the systems.

If these games looked like PS2 games, people wouldn't play them.

If they looked like PS2 games they would probably be on some really magnificent shit gameplay wise.

Its hard to know this because AAA publishers experiment as much as Jehova Witnesses going to gender divided schools.

See your problem is, you're comparing it to the PC. Casuals don't give a fuck about what the game looks like on PC. Why the heck do you think they have a console. Battlefield and Call of Duty games look good enough for console games. They certainly good relative to everything else on the systems.

If these games looked like PS2 games, people wouldn't play them.

If they looked like PS2 games they would probably be on some really magnificent shit gameplay wise.

Its hard to know this because AAA publishers experiment as much as Jehova Witnesses going to gender divided schools.

[mormapope]

 

Can't wait for Battlefield Star Wars, at least the vehicles will be different.

[Purple Filth]

I thought these were riffed posts from GAF..

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I've been considering getting a PS2 and collecting a library.  I had a strong urge to play the Ape Escape games recently for instance.

[mormapope]

unfortunately autism is not a gaf exclusive

Neither is shit taste 

Joking aside, did you guys go the Battlefield Hardline midnight launch? I heard there were free cookies and sodas.