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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Here's the whole thing if you want to read it.

https://archive.today/f5mHz

That Driveclub pic is fucking incredible :lol
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nudemacusers

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neofeg brehs, you need to ingrain an account deeply into the forum, post lots of funny pix and get lots of quotes. do this for several months, of course you will be hosting these pics on numerous third-party site, so when the time comes, you can replace these images with the screed of your choosing and thus giving the modz lots of work to do!
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kick51

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it'll still be a fart in the wind like this last "epic raid" was.  for one, you're not really allowed to discuss these things after they happen or it's just a quick little "oh that happened?  haha wow what a loser." 

also, people don't really care, they just like to see a good account suicide, take it in for a second, then move on.  It's like a teen coming up with the most epic, sick burn against a parent they're mad at, usually something involving some sort of hypocrisy or inconsistency.  They let it loose, the parent is like whatever and then smacks them or restricts their freedom even more, and nothing changes.  The parent doesn't stop in shock and have this huge realization about how bad they've been, then beg for forgiveness of the teen.


nudemacusers

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true

what neofegs should do is pool together and buy an ad on neogaf. we all know nobody on gaf adblocks, so everyone will see it :ohhh
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kick51

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if they could play the really long con and work their way up to mod, that would be pretty legendary.  then i dunno, start editing people's posts to say fucked up shit in secret or something. maybe take months of screencaps of the mod forum then torrent them ala wikileaks :lol

Sausage

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if they could play the really long con and work their way up to mod, that would be pretty legendary.  then i dunno, start editing people's posts to say fucked up shit in secret or something. maybe take months of screencaps of the mod forum then torrent them ala wikileaks :lol

They should just abuse the fuck about of modbot and use it to post extremely racist and fucked up shit.

benjipwns

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I think a snarkier and more abusive ModBot would make thread lockings a lot funnier.

meeb

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Is it just me or has Evilore actually gotten more insecure over the past few years?

All the permas and account deletions over minor shit and without deliberation are kinda sad.

He just might be more willing to lash out so that he can feel like he has some control over the forum, even though he knows deep down inside that its controlled by the SJW cabal.

benjipwns

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Speaking of the SJW cabal, I know it's a total L to link your own GAF threads but my GAF version of the bar mitzvah thread has spiraled into consent-insanity with some dude posting from sociology studies and all sorts of other garbage like irrational hypotheticals when I converted posted purely for the jokes:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019131

Please find a sweet ass L gif for me.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Speaking of the SJW cabal, I know it's a total L to link your own GAF threads but my GAF version of the bar mitzvah thread has spiraled into consent-insanity with some dude posting from sociology studies and all sorts of other garbage like irrational hypotheticals when I converted posted purely for the jokes:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019131

Please find a sweet ass L gif for me.

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Broseidon

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hardcore progressive fascist reporting in
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Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157759621&postcount=5

good shit mac  :lol

He has The Order's metacritic score as his avatar.  :aweshum

:rofl

Mac is easily my #1 fave GAF user these days.

king of the internet

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I wonder how many charmin ultra soft users have PM'd complaints to the mods about it by now. :sabu

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019335



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Joe Molotov

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Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157867912&postcount=138

Quote from: Chaos17;157867912
And that's why I don't like voice chat and I'm happy that Nintendo ain't implementing it in their games.

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ToxicAdam

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There's a lot of soft people out there. I play Hearthstone, which has limited communication to 6 different emotes, and people complain all the time because people use them condescendingly.

"He said 'Well Played' when I made a mistake. Boo hoo."

 

I'm a Puppy!

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Here's the whole thing if you want to read it.

https://archive.today/f5mHz
Write up a tome of complaints about a videogame forum and start it by calling others spergs brehs.
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Kara

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There's a lot of soft people out there. I play Hearthstone, which has limited communication to 6 different emotes, and people complain all the time because people use them condescendingly.

"He said 'Well Played' when I made a mistake. Boo hoo."

Blizzard even dumbs down carebearing. :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019413

i guarantee this didn't happen

shit it did happen


why is he using his friend's real name
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157868191

Somebody doesn't know how money works yet.
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meeb

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157868191

Somebody doesn't know how money works yet.

Yeah. Is 5 PS3s and 12 Xboxes supposed to be impressive? That's trashy nouveau rich behavior.

Rufus

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400 a week doesn't sound impressive either, unless they missed a digit or two.

Kara

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157868191

Somebody doesn't know how money works yet.

Maybe all that stuff is bought through a legal entity.

My guess would be an S corp given the symbolic salary of 21,000.

Kara

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I'm so Jewish. :stahp

Phoenix Dark

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 :lol
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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400 a week doesn't sound impressive either, unless they missed a digit or two.

Probably a 16 year old working at the family business.  $400 a week would have been a shitload of money to me when I was 16.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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YMMV

brawndolicious

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While I understand that in the moment with the adrenaline he might possibly think of using his backpack as a shield, I can't believe a guy who's been around as much violence as he has would believe that it provides any actual protection against a bullet which can go through walls.

He probably turned around to show he wasn't looking at their face but has too much wounded pride to admit that, even though it's the only smart thing to do in that situation.

Atramental

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157868191

Somebody doesn't know how money works yet.
$400 a week...




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StealthFan

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You need to move out of your parents house.
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Atramental

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I need to do a lot of things.


StealthFan

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reckt

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019512

holy fuck the souls megafans are annoying

they are great games but the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck. i'll never forget people vehemently defending froms decision to not allow a voicechat option

Kara

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I need to do a lot of things.

Like me. :phil

headwalk

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019512

holy fuck the souls megafans are annoying

they are great games but the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck. i'll never forget people vehemently defending froms decision to not allow a voicechat option

it's not souls megafans, it's just the flavour of the gaffer du jour. the board turned into a driveclub and the order newsticker around their releases, what did you think would happen when something decent was actually released on the machine?

compare it with cities skylines or pillars of eternity, which currently have the same number of active threads as the last of us.

archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019512

holy fuck the souls megafans are annoying

they are great games but the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck. i'll never forget people vehemently defending froms decision to not allow a voicechat option

Sony Stans and Souls Stans.

It's like a perfect storm of shitty fanbases.

headwalk

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019512

holy fuck the souls megafans are annoying

they are great games but the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck. i'll never forget people vehemently defending froms decision to not allow a voicechat option

Sony Stans and Souls Stans.

It's like a perfect storm of shitty fanbases.

it's like kanye doing a collaboration with tool.

sarslip

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you guys are on this morning  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019524

happy birthday to lady gaga who turns 15 minutes today


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019710

there are actually people calling him badass  :lol

Vertigo

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JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off. 

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019710

there are actually people calling him badass  :lol

Pictures of a 12 yr old girl stashed on his hdd :holeup

Sausage

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Banned for not fellating Evilore

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157885882

Jansen

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Banned for not fellating Evilore

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157885882

nope

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Stand by your friend, OP. Girl sounds like she's a shit-stirrer who got jilted and decided to go nuclear on your friend. As for people believing things without evidence, well, that's the way things go in today's America. Everyone thought Michael Brown was an angel until the grand jury testimony came out and finally set the record straight.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157885306&postcount=142

SantaC

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since when are gamefaqs zelda threads allowed?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019728

junior that shit


Phoenix Dark

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toku

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/looking-at-these-pornstar-reviews-on-ter-will-change-your-thoughts-about-some-of-these-broads.303369/

Brehs need to read this thread. It's GOAT status.

eating a porn star escort's pussy :dead

what the FUCK is wrong with people  :lol

why eat any girl's pussy breh, dicks been there too fam

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019512

holy fuck the souls megafans are annoying

they are great games but the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck. i'll never forget people vehemently defending froms decision to not allow a voicechat option

Their complete ignorance of FROM's output outside the Souls games is annoying and kinda funny.
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Phoenix Dark

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/looking-at-these-pornstar-reviews-on-ter-will-change-your-thoughts-about-some-of-these-broads.303369/

Brehs need to read this thread. It's GOAT status.

eating a porn star escort's pussy :dead

what the FUCK is wrong with people  :lol

why eat any girl's pussy breh, dicks been there too fam
:beli

There's a difference between eating out a girl you know/trust and eating out an escort or pornstar who you don't even know is clean or not.
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toku

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/looking-at-these-pornstar-reviews-on-ter-will-change-your-thoughts-about-some-of-these-broads.303369/

Brehs need to read this thread. It's GOAT status.

eating a porn star escort's pussy :dead

what the FUCK is wrong with people  :lol

why eat any girl's pussy breh, dicks been there too fam
:beli

There's a difference between eating out a girl you know/trust and eating out an escort or pornstar who you don't even know is clean or not.

Have her take a bath while you watch or join her in one.

Phoenix Dark

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/looking-at-these-pornstar-reviews-on-ter-will-change-your-thoughts-about-some-of-these-broads.303369/

Brehs need to read this thread. It's GOAT status.

eating a porn star escort's pussy :dead

what the FUCK is wrong with people  :lol

why eat any girl's pussy breh, dicks been there too fam
:beli

There's a difference between eating out a girl you know/trust and eating out an escort or pornstar who you don't even know is clean or not.

Have her take a bath while you watch or join her in one.

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Kara

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Trusting people with whom you don't have a business relationship. :heh

Am_I_Anonymous

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I don't know man. I'd kick it with some porn girls. You know they are gonna be wild ass out.
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