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Huff

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The Technomancer has no sense of humor whatsoever it seems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021666&page=7

hes your normal phd engineering student stereotype that doesn't understand how people or life works outside of a manual
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

 :kobeyuck

Was about to post this. From the thread title it didn't sound that bad, it's better than an anime pillow at least, but man... He must be trolling.
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I bet he isn't. This shit happens everyday man.


Here's a tip: If you think the girl is out of your league, she probably is. If your involvement primarily revolves around money you can either A) Know that it is and stick it in her butt and do crazy sex things or B) Not realize this and pay a lot of money for a woman who has 5 more just like you.


Three kinds of women will take your money:

Hookers: Quick con, you know what you're in for

Strippers: Can toil between the long and the quick con depending on how stupid the man pursuing her is.

Wives: The longest con :-)
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nachobro

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Just call that Oswalt thread "Humorless Cunts Refuse To Get Joke"

I dunno how you people can take posting in there

Sausage

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

 :kobeyuck

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She had just gave birth about a month prior and hadnt worked in over a year. She was just there to make some money.
Stopped reading right there

nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

 :kobeyuck

Was about to post this. From the thread title it didn't sound that bad, it's better than an anime pillow at least, but man... He must be trolling.
nah I knew, owing to my wife's military career, a bunch of dudes who would date strippers and then be like, really shocked when they just wanted to expensive shit with them and not just hang out :lol
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Am_I_Anonymous

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My favorite part of that thread is "I got her pregnant but she has never given me any proof of being so"

Come the fuck on man.

On the real I fucked around with a stripper in Cali but I knew what I was in for as she had "dated" about half the team.  But girl was smoking fucking hot and I didn't care. Well worth the rental.
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Mr Gilhaney

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My favorite part of that thread is "I got her pregnant but she has never given me any proof of being so"

Come the fuck on man.

On the real I fucked around with a stripper in Cali but I knew what I was in for as she had "dated" about half the team.  But girl was smoking fucking hot and I didn't care. Well worth the rental.

That's what I mean. I know this shit happens all the time, but this guy types it out for us and seems to even somehow get it himself... Yet isn't.

Am_I_Anonymous

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My favorite part of that thread is "I got her pregnant but she has never given me any proof of being so"

Come the fuck on man.

On the real I fucked around with a stripper in Cali but I knew what I was in for as she had "dated" about half the team.  But girl was smoking fucking hot and I didn't care. Well worth the rental.

That's what I mean. I know this shit happens all the time, but this guy types it out for us and seems to even somehow get it himself... Yet isn't.

No I totally agree, there is some shit you should probably just keep to yourself.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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The Technomancer has no sense of humor whatsoever it seems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021666&page=7

I feel like him and Orayn were pretty standard math/sci neckbeards before the gaf social justice wave came in heavy. now... :yeshrug

You can tell they both want to be mods so bad :heh

Good call.

Why the world anybody would want to moderate a board full of easily offended shitburgers for free is another story though.
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nachobro

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As much as they don't want to admit it, everyone has gotta feel like a big man somehow.

And if you have nothing worthwhile in your life, you're gonna get your kicks banning people from a video game message board for having the wrong opinions.

Am_I_Anonymous

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As much as they don't want to admit it, everyone has gotta feel like a big man somehow.

And if you have nothing worthwhile in your life, you're gonna get your kicks banning people from a video game message board for having the wrong opinions.

I get it but I dunno man. The whole value of time + money really kicks in when you have kids and shit
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nachobro

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Yeah that's not gonna be an issue for them  :lol

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Steve, any input? :hitler

nudemacusers

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The Technomancer has no sense of humor whatsoever it seems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021666&page=7

I feel like him and Orayn were pretty standard math/sci neckbeards before the gaf social justice wave came in heavy. now... :yeshrug

You can tell they both want to be mods so bad :heh
well it worked for the latest batch of mods :heh
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Rman

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Just call that Oswalt thread "Humorless Cunts Refuse To Get Joke"

I dunno how you people can take posting in there

It's always the same chorus of dudes too lol.

nudemacusers

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Just call that Oswalt thread "Humorless Cunts Refuse To Get Joke"

I dunno how you people can take posting in there

It's always the same chorus of dudes too lol.
be sure not to suggest they are looking for things to be upset about tho :hitler
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Rman

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The Technomancer has no sense of humor whatsoever it seems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021666&page=7

I feel like him and Orayn were pretty standard math/sci neckbeards before the gaf social justice wave came in heavy. now... :yeshrug

You can tell they both want to be mods so bad :heh

They're both in college, when that social justice opening your eyes phase happens. A lot of it is white guilt and I say that as a non-white.

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They're both in college, when that social justice opening your eyes phase happens. A lot of it is white guilt and I say that as a non-white.

You're 1000% correct. I know of a white acquaintance that told people that his eyes were opened during college, that he saw the world differently. Its pretty laughable.

Being obsessed with George Carlin as a kid probably altered my perspective, as I've been a cynical and skeptical fuck since my teens.
OH!

someone basically already did that a bit ago :lol

link pls
i'm too lazy to find it but some guy made an account that made me sound like a gay dude who wanted to suck everyone's dick.

the site was thebore.com. the username was nudemacusers.

Steve, any input? :hitler

The moderation gig wasn't anything I ever tried for. So on that front, I can't answer as to whether or not it's anything worth aspiring to, as I had no aspirations. When asked about why anyone would want to do it for free, I think my response is that I couldn't fathom doing this for money where there would be an actual obligation to HAVE to moderate certain threads at certain times. What's the appeal now? Regardless of what opinions you may hold of certain individuals on staff, my honest opinion is that it's run by and large by a great group of people. I have less and less time as I grow older for stuff like IRC, but I honestly think it's a great group of people to chat with about games and what not when I have the time. So, if I lost the position tomorrow, I'd honestly miss chatting with those people.

Aside from that, the appeal is just what practically anyone who is even remotely invested in a community thinks about. Even the people here that really don't care for GAF often say things like "if I was a mod, I'd lock that thread or I'd ban that guy or etc.", and the appeal of taking the position is that you actually CAN do that as a mod. In terms of the stuff you can't  be bothered with, well, that's the appeal of it being a volunteer job. I don't HAVE to do anything. And by that I just mean that it doesn't happen that you log on to the forum and see PMs from EviLore containing assignments with deadlines. If such a thing did occur, I'd have probably been fired a long time ago, as having a job and a wife and a kid doesn't present me with a lot of free time. It's one thing to attempt to moderate during your downtime when you're already reading the forum anyway. It'd be another if there were expectations to drop what you're doing and babysit some random thread ASAP.

TLDR: I'm a big dumb loser.

Rufus

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You're a big dummy, that's for sure. :uguu

Tasty

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You're not dumb enough to fall for me Steve, at least you have that going for you. :'(

SmokyDave

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158590633

....fucking hell. That post is GAF as fuck.

Nibel

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Next mod will be mac, count on it
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kick51

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So on that front, I can't answer as to whether or not it's anything worth aspiring to, as I had no aspirations.


you're the miyazaki of mods:
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/mar/31/bloodborne-dark-souls-creator-hidetaka-miyazaki-interview


nudemacusers

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Next mod will be mac, count on it
no thanks, i moderate enough kids in real life
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nachobro

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no thanks, i moderate enough kids in real life
excuse me, that's fucking ageist you piece of garbage! i've completed two entire semesters of college and i am a goddamn adult.

now if you'll pardon me i need to discuss what is the proper way to wipe my butthole and if the girl who blocked me on twitter is actually secretly in love with me.



nudemacusers

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you could have made a good order joke bro. tsk.
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archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022224

People arguing about 30 vs 60 fps. 


Mr. Nobody

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158590633

....fucking hell. That post is GAF as fuck.

I remember Angelus saying he was leaving Gaf a few months back to focus more on work or whatever


So much for that  :goty2


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022224

People arguing about 30 vs 60 fps.  (Image removed from quote.)

show any of these kids 60 fps porn and their minds will immediately change



pornography: the only thing gaf understands

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Just call that Oswalt thread "Humorless Cunts Refuse To Get Joke"

I dunno how you people can take posting in there
I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.
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mormapope

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I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.

Gaf humor is:

Snarky passive aggressive behavior
Snarky sarcasm
Insular jokes that have no wit
Gifs
OH!

I'm a Puppy!

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I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.

Gaf humor is:

Snarky passive aggressive behavior
Snarky sarcasm
Insular jokes that have no wit
Gifs
something something bish!


hahahahahahahahaha!
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nachobro

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I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.
I always like to ask those people who their favorite comedians are, just to get a gauge on what type of humor they actually like. I never get an actual response. It's always either no response or "I like plenty of FUNNY comedians".

Rman

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I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.

Gaf humor is:

Snarky passive aggressive behavior
Snarky sarcasm
Insular jokes that have no wit
Gifs


Bill Burr went all in Internet based humor in his last podcast. It was glorious.

I'm a Puppy!

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I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.
I always like to ask those people who their favorite comedians are, just to get a gauge on what type of humor they actually like. I never get an actual response. It's always either no response or "I like plenty of FUNNY comedians".
That reminds me, a few weeks ago I was talking to my nephew who said he was really into comedy. I rolled my eyes and said, "Yeah, who's your favorite comedian?"

He replied, "Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald"

 :mynicca

I'm so proud
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Dennis

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158590633

....fucking hell. That post is GAF as fuck.

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You're spitting straight flame lately Angelus, keep on keepin' on lol

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Nibel

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Dennis  :aah
SWISH

Dennis

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Hey there Nibel, good to see you on here.


nachobro

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Angelus is the type of taco Amirox wishes he was so badly but he's got too long of an internet history being a lying piece of shit to be taken seriously. So now the best Amirox can do is being the #1 cheerleader for the taco Elite


Nibel

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At least Ami gave us the legendary 'the age of Sony is done' post though 
SWISH

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Angelus is the type of taco Amirox wishes he was so badly but he's got too long of an internet history being a lying piece of shit to be taken seriously. So now the best Amirox can do is being the #1 cheerleader for the taco Elite

So, Andy-kun then? :uguu

Kara

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Freenude doing the Lord's work in the Patton Oswalt thread.

Technomancer is somewhere on the spectrum, I'm thinking.

Heyyyyyy yo. WB.


Jansen

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cacildo is a mega nintendrone

Rman

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Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

Kara

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Just call that Oswalt thread "Humorless Cunts Refuse To Get Joke"

I dunno how you people can take posting in there
I love how they call professional comedians' jokes as lazy, stupid and dumb. I guarantee you they haven't intentionally made anyone laugh in ages.

my mom thinks i'm funny :jawalrus

Am_I_Anonymous

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Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

 :heh

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I'm a Puppy!

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Funny lookin'! :lenowned
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158618845&postcount=12508
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158617747


Why would you refuse help via co-op... just why?

Because people are prideful idiots. People did the same shit with S&O in Dark Souls.

Dennis

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Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

I see this a lot.

Some new junior posting and acting like he has been on GAF for years. I am like, come on.