1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052531
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165347888&postcount=29
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165360800&postcount=215
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165423104&postcount=416
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165449246&postcount=485
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165572993&postcount=494

NeoGAF.com 

Welp, it looks like I'm gonna find a way to get perma'd

i thought you were already

Only in my heart

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165435623&postcount=462

I don't really understand why so many people are so insecure they have to come out and be all "woah I don't want to have sex with pixels" when finding a character attractive has nothing to do with wanting to have sex with them

I can't actually think of any video game characters I find attractive, but I can think of girls in novels that would be pretty cool to hang out with (if they were real), but that doesn't mean I feel compelled to say "but I don't want to fuck a book"

Maryutka Basova is mai waifu. I don't care what anyone says.

[ZephyrFate]

Man, Wii U has been killing it for months now. Best console out right now.

[suppadoopa]

Man, Wii U has been killing it for months now. Best console out right now.

To each their own. I found it underwhelming. My most played game on the WiiU before I got rid of it was Warriors Orochi 3.
Probably would of have kept it if there was a Crystal Chronicles title for it.
Leave it to Nintendo to fund nonsense like Devil's Third but not a new FFCC game.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Man, Wii U has been killing it for months now. Best console out right now.

[headwalk]

we're witnessing what happens when a particular forum's meat and drink gets pushed back to the fringes of society after steadily moving inland for a couple of decades.

[Cerveza mas fina]

vagina's just don't do it anymore.

 

[Vertigo]

splatoon struck me as being watered-down (lol) kiddy pap when i tried it, with the ugly bent of having hideously unappealing tryhard wacky mascots. seemed like fuccboi shite for manchildren with testicles that haven't even descended to the sad minimum required for call of duty or halo. gaf, collectively, needs to get a fuckin' job and move out of the sad basement of its current interwubs existence.

I was doing some filming work at Comic Con UK last weekend and Nintendo had a massive HDTV where they had these goons on mics doing play by play commentary while the fans played Splatoon, Smash and Mario Kart. So I finally got to see Nintendo fans in the flesh. It wasn't a pretty sight, every stereotypical idea I had of them in my head was proven correct. Except for one. I had no idea there were that many black nintendo fans.

Anyway these yaps were all eating up Splatoon.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165607910&postcount=98

Congrats on the sex.

I hope I can make this thread some day.

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165608801&postcount=121

Sounds like a great time to me. Congrats OP.

Definitely a lot better than my virginity story. I had death grip syndrome (had no idea what it was at the time) so I couldn't cum even after 45+ minutes. Eventually my gf started crying and told me she had started thinking about her ex-bf, so we stopped. Then she guilt tripped me for not finishing, giving me that "maybe you're not attracted to me" bullshit. Woman, I wouldn't be losing my virginity to you if I didn't find you attractive. Overall it was a pretty awful experience.

Why would you ever tell this story? Take that to your grave. Holy shit.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165347888&postcount=29
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165572993&postcount=494

NeoGAF.com 

Eh, I agree with these two. Just not in the way they worded it. Both are pretty realized women for gaming. The problem is, women are badly written in games. But then again, stories in games are badly written in general.

splatoon struck me as being watered-down (lol) kiddy pap when i tried it, with the ugly bent of having hideously unappealing tryhard wacky mascots. seemed like fuccboi shite for manchildren with testicles that haven't even descended to the sad minimum required for call of duty or halo. gaf, collectively, needs to get a fuckin' job and move out of the sad basement of its current interwubs existence.

I was doing some filming work at Comic Con UK last weekend and Nintendo had a massive HDTV where they had these goons on mics doing play by play commentary while the fans played Splatoon, Smash and Mario Kart. So I finally got to see Nintendo fans in the flesh. It wasn't a pretty sight, every stereotypical idea I had of them in my head was proven correct. Except for one. I had no idea there were that many black nintendo fans.

Anyway these yaps were all eating up Splatoon.

It's the same for fighting games and shooters. It honestly kinda blew my mind that there was a large black fanbase in Marvel.

[Yulwei]

Man, Wii U has been killing it for months now. Best console out right now.

To each their own. I found it underwhelming. My most played game on the WiiU before I got rid of it was Warriors Orochi 3.
Probably would of have kept it if there was a Crystal Chronicles title for it.
Leave it to Nintendo to fund nonsense like Devil's Third but not a new FFCC game.

 

[meeb]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053797

WOW. I wasn't aware PC gamers were such an insecure bunch.

Really? You weren't aware?

[bork]

Well EXCUSE ME if I don't keep tabs on every little thing that goes on at gaf like some of ya'll (Image removed from quote.)

Yes you do.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053797

WOW. I wasn't aware PC gamers were such an insecure bunch.

So many people shitting on the OP for wanting a standard. He didn't even say that. He was just wondering why mATX cases aren't more popular, and it's a good question. Bububu, air flow!! I've had an mATX case for years and my temperatures have always been ice cold, AND it's quiet, thanks to carefully selected components.

I guess the PC 'master race' isn't all that cracked up to be given the responses in that thread.

Thread title: "Why isn't the mATX pc size standard?"

You know no one at GAF reads the OP.

[studyguy]

I don't own a mATX because I don't want one.
Dudes shouldn't have an existential crisis because I'm not into it. Fuck.

[octopushover]

thanks for making me look at new pc cases assholes

[bork]

splatoon struck me as being watered-down (lol) kiddy pap when i tried it, with the ugly bent of having hideously unappealing tryhard wacky mascots. seemed like fuccboi shite for manchildren with testicles that haven't even descended to the sad minimum required for call of duty or halo. gaf, collectively, needs to get a fuckin' job and move out of the sad basement of its current interwubs existence.

[Tasty]

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Bringing shame to yourself.

(Baby steps. Maybe you'll reach Windows eventually.)

I'd much rather use Windows (7 or 10), OS X is fucking trash.

WHY CAN'T I RENAME A FILE FROM THE "OPEN FILE" DIALOG

JOBS!!

mv oldfilename newfilename

bb. Unless you're using the GUI. In which case: to you you coder.

Lol I code websites, GUI is what I do.

I'm the most terminal-usingest member on my team and I don't even use it thaaaaat much. They all use some app for their Git shit.

[Supermanisdead]

the Wiitney Uston is the best system, but splatoon is still overpriced garbage

[Eel O'Brian]

:deadpos

[Mr. Nobody]

the Wiitney Uston

Well, both are dead.

fuck 

[I'm a Puppy!]

the Wiitney Uston

Well, both are dead.

[Kara]

The most offensive thing about Splatoon is that a battle doesn't even have the number of players necessary to create a single platoon using players from both sides. Can't believe Nintendo would spit on America's heroes like that.

[octopushover]

The most offensive thing about Splatoon is that a battle doesn't even have the number of players necessary to create a single platoon using players from both sides. Can't believe Nintendo would spit on America's heroes like that.

squid squad

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If you're so fucking worried then just do anal.

              /


Obviously the voice of reason and experience.

[studyguy]

Oh fuck that reminds me.
I had a conversation like last saturday while drunk off my ass with this girl who is a health ed teacher at High School.

Girl hit her with a I heard I can get pregnant if we do it in the butt and he cums, is that true.
Apparently that same girl was surprised you could get STD's from nonvaginal sex

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053797

WOW. I wasn't aware PC gamers were such an insecure bunch.

So many people shitting on the OP for wanting a standard. He didn't even say that. He was just wondering why mATX cases aren't more popular, and it's a good question. Bububu, air flow!! I've had an mATX case for years and my temperatures have always been ice cold, AND it's quiet, thanks to carefully selected components.

I guess the PC 'master race' isn't all that cracked up to be given the responses in that thread.

Thread title: "Why isn't the mATX pc size standard?"

You know no one at GAF reads the OP.

Standard in the sense of it being the most popular, not some kind of official standard set by some group of hardware companies. That's what the bitching is about in that thread, because standards by companies are evil bla bla PC is about freedom of choice bla bla bla. OP wasn't using it in that sense.

I know, bro. My point is: People read just the thread title, get the impression OP is talking what you're saying they're bitching about and knee-jerk hard. It's a GAF tradition.

Wiitney Uston

Please POP-ify the other systems. This is giving me life.

[VomKriege]

If you're so fucking worried then just do anal.

              /
(Image removed from quote.)

Obviously the voice of reason and experience.

"You can never be sure with puberty..."

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053983

Evilore no longer needing to pretend he's relevant now?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'd go for the experince if it wasn't a long flight + hotel costs/hassle.

[close]

[Kara]

The one year I went to E3 it was a'ight, but that shit just a drive on I-5 for me.

E: it was where I found out Itagaki smells irl.

[VomKriege]

E: it was where I found out Itagaki smells irl.

Why am I not surprised ? 

[Gigan]

splatoon struck me as being watered-down (lol) kiddy pap when i tried it, with the ugly bent of having hideously unappealing tryhard wacky mascots. seemed like fuccboi shite for manchildren with testicles that haven't even descended to the sad minimum required for call of duty or halo. gaf, collectively, needs to get a fuckin' job and move out of the sad basement of its current interwubs existence.

I was doing some filming work at Comic Con UK last weekend and Nintendo had a massive HDTV where they had these goons on mics doing play by play commentary while the fans played Splatoon, Smash and Mario Kart. So I finally got to see Nintendo fans in the flesh. It wasn't a pretty sight, every stereotypical idea I had of them in my head was proven correct. Except for one. I had no idea there were that many black nintendo fans.

Anyway these yaps were all eating up Splatoon.

Go to the Nintendo World store in NY. I hadn't been there in years and recently stopped by with a female coworker after work. Every stereotype was true and I'm pretty sure we were the cleanest people there. Nintendo fans have always bothered me ever since the smelliest, most disturbing black dude accosted me to ramble about my purchase at an import shop (Band Brothers DS). Everyone has to experience nerd culture in person, because pictures and video don't convey the stench in your nose and awkward loudness in your ear.

[VomKriege]

If it is any consolation, movie buffs are kind of the same.
I realized there was some of those people I could no longer bear with.

[Kara]

Cahiers du

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1054058
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051389

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah one trip to PAX was enough for me to know I prefer my nerd brethren through a nonolfactory digital connection.


Fuckin bathe, breh.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1054070

Says the Microsoft employee and all-around stanley of all things corporate.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1054058
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051389

To be fair, no DQVII is a travesty.

[parallax]

Yeah one trip to PAX was enough for me to know I prefer my nerd brethren through a nonolfactory digital connection.


Fuckin bathe, breh.

the year i went to e3, it wasnt bad at first. but as the day went on, the stank was so damn strong i thought it was coming from me.

[Eel O'Brian]

Y'all ain't smelt no kinda nerds 'til you smelt comic nerds

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165676994&postcount=40

bsb is easily the biggest shitposter in OT. 

[Satch]

Please POP-ify the other systems. This is giving me life.

the only other one that i can remember is PStina Vitaguilera, and it was the most damning of them all

[studyguy]

I've been to Anime Expo a couple times.
I already told the whatsapp about my adventures during junior year in highschool when I stayed with a bunch of dudes in one room and at the end one of the fucks put a katana through the bed. Meanwhile I put the safety deposit down on the room and the maids or whatever found out. So lost out on that... stopped hanging around that type ever since.






Fuck anime stans

[Mr. Nobody]

Please POP-ify the other systems. This is giving me life.

the only other one that i can remember is PStina Vitaguilera, and it was the most damning of them all

 

[parallax]

I've been to Anime Expo a couple times.
I already told the whatsapp about my adventures during junior year in highschool when I stayed with a bunch of dudes in one room and at the end one of the fucks put a katana through the bed. Meanwhile I put the safety deposit down on the room and the maids or whatever found out. So lost out on that... stopped hanging around that type ever since.






Fuck anime stans

was dude drinking?

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1054058
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051389

heartbroken

[Shaka Khan]

the Wiitney Uston

Can't...

[studyguy]

was dude drinking?

This was when AX was next to Disneyland, right.
So I actually bounced out and went with this other group of friends to the park instead that day. When I came back the first time I found a room full of dudes watching hentai around at nearly 11PM.



Bounced out real quick.
I later found a dude asleep in the bathtub.
That was a bad deal all around tbh. Also I dunno if dudes were drinking. Some probably might have, most were still senior HS with like one dude in college.

[Trent Dole]

These stories make me really sad that I never went to an anime con. Well I'm still semi-bummed that I didn't know The Pillows were playing Anime Boston one year until after it'd already happened, I woulda gone to that.

[brob]

I got squicked visiting a large nerd shop staffed by ren-fair type dudes. Doubt I have the constitution to deal with a convention.

[Trent Dole]

Have fun taking sarcasm out of context.

[Your Stalker]

the Wiitney Uston

Can't...

(Image removed from quote.)

Is that supposed to be Lady Garbga?

[studyguy]

These stories make me really sad that I never went to an anime con. Well I'm still semi-bummed that I didn't know The Pillows were playing Anime Boston one year until after it'd already happened, I woulda gone to that.

Saw them live at the Glass House in... Pamona?
I was lit out of my mind so it was pretty dope. Small crowd outside of that anime con shit when they were just touring around solo. No cosplayers shit beyond usual concert fuckery.
I don't think I could stand to watch a concert at an anime convention.

[Tasty]

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/05/29/silent-hills-reportedly-an-xbox-one-exclusive?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

Oh god, the feast if a PS4 exclusive went Xbone exclusive

[zepblackstar]

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/05/29/silent-hills-reportedly-an-xbox-one-exclusive?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

Oh god, the feast if a PS4 exclusive went Xbone exclusive

According to Rooster Teeth's source, Silent Hills is 80% complete, and Microsoft is trying to purchase the property for "billions" of dollars by E3 this year

we talking zimbabwe dollars or something? Silent Hill IP can't be worth BILLIONS

[Tasty]

That's practically a write-off for Microsoft.

[Phoenix Dark]

never played a Silent Hill game and probably never will but I hope this is true, just for the bitter Stard tears

[benjipwns]

we talking zimbabwe dollars or something? Silent Hill IP can't be worth BILLIONS

That's like an illegal amount of money.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165676994&postcount=40

bsb is easily the biggest shitposter in OT.

There's a lot of fear mongering regarding China in the United States. After what happened with the Japanese and the internment camps, it's a little worrying for someone with a chinky face to see this happening in the States.

/nomalkin

[mormapope]

LOL at that rumor, billions of dollars? Who in the right mind would believe that amount   

Silent Hill never reached Resident Evil numbers, it was a neat series that did well enough for more sequels until Konami mismanaged the original team.

Also Silent Hills wasn't penned as an exclusive game, people assumed it might've been. It would make sense if Konami dropped the project outright if Sony backed down on giving Konami money for it or if Sony wasn't giving Konami enough. Kojima bitches at Konami for being greedy, Konami execs tell him to shut the fuck up and make Metal Gear, Kojima doesn't renew his contract or Konami doesn't give him that option.

Either or, Silent Hills as it was got hype for the people involved. If Microsoft can bring all those dudes back together, the salt and bitching will be extraordinary.