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thisismyusername

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I don't keep up with anything anymore, is Vita still a proverbial joke or...

Vita is basically a dumping ground for super-pervy animu games, now.

So it's basically Monster Monpiece (or whatever it's called) Portable Console?

Yes. Exactly.

Vita rules. Satisfies the weeb contingent and the indie wank without having to embarass yourself on PC.

Except I don't have to pay for either on PC. :smug

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I don't keep up with anything anymore, is Vita still a proverbial joke or...

Vita is basically a dumping ground for super-pervy animu games, now.

So it's basically Monster Monpiece (or whatever it's called) Portable Console?

Yes. Exactly.

:what :holeup  :kobeyuck  :snoop :beli

StealthFan

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Vita is a nice paperweight.
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OnlyRegret

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Woulda just done something like this

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Neat.
Nice and simple.

bluemax

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2
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thisismyusername

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:what :holeup  :kobeyuck  :snoop :beli

Like I said: Yes, exactly. I haven't bought anything for the system in two years or so because of it. I really wish Disgaea D2 would hit the system along with FF12 so I could forget the damn thing existed with a few good memories of decent games on it to play portable. Double so when the "fighting game machine" hype of it died with like... what... Street Fighter x Tekken being the last fighter on--No, wait there's Skullgirls as a modern one but that's about it. Blazblue may get the Extend version of Chrono Phantasma but there's not very much going for it now.

VomKriege

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just noticed vomkriege is a euro.

who d'you support mate?

I kinda stop giving a toss for football, but PSG.
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brawndolicious

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

That's too much.


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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

Dude woke up, did some lifting, took a shower, brushed his teeth, put on a suit and his very best shoes, took a seat in front of his computer, thinking "I hope they will accept me" and started to write his OP, rewrote passages, stood up to drink a coffee and think about the readflow of his thread, kept on rewriting and then clicked on 'Post New Thread', completely sweating and shit, and then after reading the first responses he began to cry for a second, thinking "finally a new home"
SWISH

thisismyusername

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

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i can't
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Kara

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Kara

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Admiral أكبر.

nintards probably think everyone has a collection of lives and it's only a tragedy if you're at "innocent kidx00"

someone died?


Mr Gilhaney

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But at least they proved that it is a choice





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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

 :heh

zepblackstar

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

 :heh




That is so sad.... :'(

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

Times like these I wish I was a mod. I would have locked that thread before it could get a single response. Just imagine how devastated it would be. :rejoice

Nibel

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"[This is my first thread here on Neogaf. I wanted my first thread to be special, so I've put a lot of thought into what I would choose as the subject for my first topic. I hope this is seen as a worthy effort in your eyes, my Neogaf brothers and sisters ]"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1062487

 :goty2

Times like these I wish I was a mod. I would have locked that thread before it could get a single response. Just imagine how devastated it would be. :rejoice

"Does anything on GAF say it's amateur hour again? You think this thread comes even close to the established GAF standards? Leave threads to the pros and try again in a year. Work on your OP, btw." *lock*
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People basically have kids just so they can have proof that they got laid. :yeshrug

zepblackstar

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1071824

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Why is racism still so prevalent in porn?

cause racism sells in porn.


jakefromstatefarm

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Walt over at thecoli had a piece that mentioned the porn industry, due to demographics, is really just an extended look into the white male psyche. Which really isn't that novel of an idea.

zepblackstar

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Tasty

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BBW :kobeyuck

BBC :aah

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BBW  :tauntaun



doesn't the second B stand for beautiful? because i've seen his wife... :fbm

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Just imagine the murderous smell of sweat between her thunderous orca legs during summertime.

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hambeast broth

Phoenix Dark

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"The chicken noodle soup is so good tonight, wife."
"Thank you, husband."
"I forgot to purchase the chicken broth, how -"
"I made it myself"

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Tasty

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"The chicken noodle soup is so good tonight, wife."
"Thank you, husband."
"I forgot to purchase the chicken broth, how -"
"I made it myself"

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 :busta

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170153384&postcount=46

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Some people can't decide on a thing in their life without trying to rationalize it for everyone else and make absurd comparisons and proclamations.

Have kids. Don't have kids.

You know what if you're comparing it to murder just don't have kids.

nudemacusers

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honestly one of the weirdest sentiments i hear on the internet, and only the internet, is the notion that bringing children into a 'world of pain, misery and heartbreak' is selfish and purposeless. jeez. :goty
Virgin social inteptitards argue having children is a bad thing to make themselves feel better, news at 11.

What's up with people treating pregnancy like something good happened that's worth celebrating.

It's nothing but someone having jizzed in someone else's vagina.

I fail to see the congratulatory nature of it all.


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honestly one of the weirdest sentiments i hear on the internet, and only the internet, is the notion that bringing children into a 'world of pain, misery and heartbreak' is selfish and purposeless. jeez. :goty

I can see selfishness as a label, more just objectively, I mean it's a choice you make for yourself, willing something into existence that didn't exist till you wanted it. Not even trying to be judgmental. But anyway if you're in a weird philosophical zone about kids or having kids, then obviously it's not time to have them, so don't. Far as the misery angle, that's immaturity and pissiness projecting itself onto the process.

Also if everyone was born under perfect circumstances I wouldn't have some of the best people in my life.

 :yeshrug

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To be fair, we need to encourage as many gaffers as possible not to have kids.  Most of them are unable to take care of themselves and their top priority is counting pixels to win internet arguments over video games.
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http://www.art.net/Studios/Hackers/Hopkins/Don/text/rms-vs-doctor.html

Date: Sun, 21 Feb 93 15:14:50 -0500
From: rms@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Richard Stallman)
To: mcuddy@ctbu.rational.com
Cc: kabuki-west@mica.berkeley.edu
Subject: Another mcuddy..


Could people please not use this list to announce information of no particular interest to the people on the list? Hundreds of thousands of babies are born every day. While the whole phenomenon is menacing, one of them by itself is not newsworthy. Nor is it a difficult achievement--even some fish can do it. (Now, if you were a seahorse, it would be more interesting, since it would be the male that gave birth.)

Following your example, I might send the list an announcement whenever a new GNU program is written. That happens less often than babies are born, it does the world a lot more good, it reflects more conscious creativity and hard work, and some of the readers might actually find the information useful. Even so, I think most of the readers would consider this outside the scope and purpose of the list. Clearly that goes double for babies.

Of course, we have another place for announcements of new GNU programs. If some people like to read birth announcements, perhaps you should set up a suitable list or newsgroup. Perhaps rec.births? (While you're at it, start rec.deaths for obituaries--they're usually more interesting to read.)

These birth announcements also spread the myth that having a baby is something to be proud of, which fuels natalist pressure, which leads to pollution, extinction of wildlife, poverty, and ultimately mass starvation.

Perhaps the people who have decided to have no children should start making proud announcements, so as to set a better example. I could start. I'm sure everyone on this list will be glad to know I don't plan to reproduce myself.
QED

helios

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=258906

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Is actually, seriously arguing in favor of Jim Crow laws

Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170116604&postcount=368


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BTW, that gorilla thread.... good lord..

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This is not that weird really

Starting a post with this is an automatic :ufup

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=258906

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Is actually, seriously arguing in favor of Jim Crow laws

i've literally never seen gameguru69 have a correct opinion about anything

he's not even consistent. he thinks businesses should be allowed to choose who they serve. he also thinks businesses should not be allowed to fire employees for having abhorrent public opinions.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170116604&postcount=368


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BTW, that gorilla thread.... good lord..


 :oreilly this is what happens when you legalize gay marriage
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bluemax

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Just imagine the murderous smell of sweat between her thunderous orca legs during summertime.

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A guy behind me at work is like 300+lbs, I don't really have to imagine this smell.
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VomKriege

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honestly one of the weirdest sentiments i hear on the internet, and only the internet, is the notion that bringing children into a 'world of pain, misery and heartbreak' is selfish and purposeless. jeez. :goty

Some say it in real life too. But it is sounds generally less  :quark than the way Gaffers put it.

(Image removed from quote.)http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170121107&postcount=384

How it will end up...



EDIT : Well, shit, a gaffer made the exact same joke  :snoop
Such a good movie.
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thisismyusername

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170148866&postcount=103

I think their use of cutting weapons might even be a subtle reference to China's lax environmental pollution standards.


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To be fair, we need to encourage as many gaffers as possible not to have kids.  Most of them are unable to take care of themselves and their top priority is counting pixels to win internet arguments over video games.

Co-sign.  Some blood lines need to die off.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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How can one be so fat they can't push themselves up from the ground? WTF?

Take your body seriously brehs, you only have one.
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VomKriege

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170148866&postcount=103

I think their use of cutting weapons might even be a subtle reference to China's lax environmental pollution standards.


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Del Toro is a decent director but he is unfortunately among a club of names (with Jackson, Cameron and a few others) that are taken way too seriously by their fans who seem to think that each of their films is the cosmic key to the collective consciousness of the times or something. Often fueled by a gigantic inferiority complex towards what is perceived as established culture.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2015, 11:51:34 AM by VomKriege »
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Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170265380&postcount=116

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I've explained my reasoning.

 Racism against white people is used as a dogwhistle to reduce the impact of racism against black folk and other racial minorities. Same thing with sexism as well. It's almost always used to downplay the experiences of women.

 You can see it in that very youtube video.

 As such racism should be used when talking about oppressed minorities only.

 


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