Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5943502 times)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38880 on:** July 29, 2015, 11:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 29, 2015, 11:40:18 PM

Having to fend for your life against bears and shit in Elder Scrolls Games when you're not ready.

you know how awful it was to play vanilla oblivion and grind the fuck up in a massive dungeon, ready to fuck up some bears and wildcats, only to have them rip you to shreds while you chuck fireballs at them to no effect?

fuck creature leveling real talk

benjipwns · « **Reply #38881 on:** July 29, 2015, 11:58:25 PM »

Worst comic posted all the time?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38882 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:00:39 AM »

But for reals one of my new cats is a maine coon that hasn't been socialized well enough so the last time we tried to catch her was a big fuck up lol.

king of the internet · « **Reply #38883 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:03:23 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2015, 11:42:51 PM

Being king of the internet and having to fend for your life against bears irl when you're not ready.

They told me The Bore was a safe space

benjipwns · « **Reply #38884 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:05:03 AM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 30, 2015, 12:00:39 AM

But for reals one of my new cats is a maine coon that hasn't been socialized well enough so the last time we tried to catch her was a big fuck up lol.

Maine Coon's

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benjipwns · « **Reply #38885 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:05:42 AM »

Norwegian Forest Cats are my top favorite though.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38886 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:10:59 AM »

What's funny is she's not a purebred and her momma is tiny. My mom rescued two kittens and a momma cat. Both kittens are HUGE compared to her. She's the smallest cat I've had. The Maine Coon is only two and not fully grown yet. Here's a pic for Benji.

studyguy · « **Reply #38887 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:15:38 AM »

Only cat I ever saw on a regular basis was this short hair my friend had who looked fat and confused 24/7.

Himu · « **Reply #38888 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:17:13 AM »

That cat is so cute and totally judging you for fapping to that porn.

Kara · « **Reply #38889 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:29:33 AM »

Arabian Maus are canonically 1,000 years old.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38890 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:37:51 AM »

damn that nicca malc got bodied

thisismyusername · « **Reply #38891 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:57:31 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 29, 2015, 06:10:03 PM

Unrelated

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173367918&postcount=767

That's not... BSDM... that's just a gang bang that may/may not be consensual.

Quote from: king of the internet on July 30, 2015, 12:03:23 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 29, 2015, 11:42:51 PM
Being king of the internet and having to fend for your life against bears irl when you're not ready.

They told me The Bore was a safe space

It is... if you're into bears. If you know what I mean.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #38892 on:** July 30, 2015, 03:24:44 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173465808&postcount=7770

dude

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38893 on:** July 30, 2015, 08:30:04 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on July 30, 2015, 12:37:51 AM

damn that nicca malc got bodied

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-have-love-for-me-pls-rep-me-im-about-to-get-negged-in-the-booth-for-no-reason.341674/

Seriously, the fuckery this month has been amazing. Breh did you get the reminder alert to neg his ass?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38894 on:** July 30, 2015, 08:49:54 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 30, 2015, 12:05:03 AM

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 30, 2015, 12:00:39 AM
But for reals one of my new cats is a maine coon that hasn't been socialized well enough so the last time we tried to catch her was a big fuck up lol.

Maine Coon's

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racist
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r/MaineCoontown

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38895 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:20:25 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 30, 2015, 03:24:44 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173465808&postcount=7770

dude

Paging shinobi. At least he was able to save his cat.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #38896 on:** July 30, 2015, 11:34:20 AM »

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/demisexuality

What a time to be demi

nachobro · « **Reply #38897 on:** July 30, 2015, 11:46:29 AM »

It Happened to Me: An aching desire to be unique as a boring, average looking broad

demi · « **Reply #38898 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:24:22 PM »

I'd give her plenty of demisexuality yeeeee

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #38899 on:** July 30, 2015, 12:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2015, 08:30:04 AM

Quote from: Your Stalker on July 30, 2015, 12:37:51 AM
damn that nicca malc got bodied
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-have-love-for-me-pls-rep-me-im-about-to-get-negged-in-the-booth-for-no-reason.341674/

Seriously, the fuckery this month has been amazing. Breh did you get the reminder alert to neg his ass?

Damn near -10,000

I don't even think Shugg Ross or the dude who made the Lebron thread got that low

Himu · « **Reply #38900 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:37:34 PM »

This was voted to the top of r/jokes

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3f2v1n/a_girl_takes_a_black_guy_home/

Tasty · « **Reply #38901 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 30, 2015, 02:37:34 PM

This was voted to the top of r/jokes

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3f2v1n/a_girl_takes_a_black_guy_home/

Tasty · « **Reply #38902 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:48:15 PM »

Jesus Christ

demi · « **Reply #38903 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 30, 2015, 02:37:34 PM

This was voted to the top of r/jokes

https://np.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3f2v1n/a_girl_takes_a_black_guy_home/

Status: Chrono T R I G G E R E D

Himu · « **Reply #38904 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:51:39 PM »

That egg deserves to be smashed, Demi

FStop7 · « **Reply #38905 on:** July 30, 2015, 02:59:24 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 29, 2015, 01:40:14 PM

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/r/CoonTown is growing and has 20000 subscribers.

It's traffic stats will soon start rivalling Stormfront.

How will you feel when you have the largest white supremacy forum on the internet?

Read This -> Reddit is a fertile ground for recruitment.

Edit: /r/coontown subscribers are now commenting in this thread.

https://np.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3f10up/good_morning_i_thought_id_give_a_quick_update/ctk9h7x

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Horrible, actually, but I don't think you can win an argument by simply silencing the opposition.

What argument?

So is he saying they have good points?

Silicon Valley is racist as _fuck_.

FStop7 · « **Reply #38906 on:** July 30, 2015, 03:04:56 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 29, 2015, 10:36:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085889

this thread brehs

It's got the usual cast of idiots, like Enron. And the crazy death threats.

studyguy · « **Reply #38907 on:** July 30, 2015, 03:11:07 PM »

#positivity2015 brehs
Don't be out here worrying about some rich silicon valley types dying on a hill for a bunch of racists. Leads to nothing but headaches.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38908 on:** July 30, 2015, 03:55:27 PM »

"Where's the coloured printer?"
"For fuck's sake Tyrone, it's the 21st century, use any printer you want."

That one wasn't too bad.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38909 on:** July 30, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »

Some of those are really funny.

Kara · « **Reply #38910 on:** July 30, 2015, 04:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on July 30, 2015, 11:34:20 AM

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/demisexuality

What a time to be demi

Me. Eccentric. Single. Unique. Beautiful.

archie4208 · « **Reply #38911 on:** July 30, 2015, 04:40:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087329

The Sony line is too short. Outrage.

mormapope · « **Reply #38912 on:** July 30, 2015, 04:51:46 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on July 30, 2015, 04:40:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087329

The Sony line is too short. Outrage.

The OP has been an obvious Sony fanboy for a long time, but seeing that thread made me think about what he has to gain emotionally or mentally by devoting time and brain juice to this shit. How can shitting on a three minute made graph give someone pleasure or satisfaction? How is such a thing possible?

Only answer I can think of is he's been one of the hardest working paid shills on Gaf. Or he's a colossal fuck up that replaced having fun with games, with having fun by supporting a corporation using any of his free time.

Yulwei · « **Reply #38913 on:** July 30, 2015, 05:51:55 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on July 30, 2015, 04:40:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087329

The Sony line is too short. Outrage.

They had already fixed the graph by the time this dude made the thread?

fucking pathetic. sony pony just looking to start shit.

VomKriege · « **Reply #38914 on:** July 30, 2015, 05:52:37 PM »

I know paid forum contributors are a thing that exists but really I fear the sad truth is that most of those guys do care.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #38915 on:** July 30, 2015, 05:54:09 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on July 30, 2015, 04:51:46 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on July 30, 2015, 04:40:23 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087329

The Sony line is too short. Outrage.

The OP has been an obvious Sony fanboy for a long time, but seeing that thread made me think about what he has to gain emotionally or mentally by devoting time and brain juice to this shit. How can shitting on a three minute made graph give someone pleasure or satisfaction? How is such a thing possible?

Only answer I can think of is he's been one of the hardest working paid shills on Gaf. Or he's a colossal fuck up that replaced having fun with games, with having fun by supporting a corporation using any of his free time.

I mean, this is the same community that had someone risk their cozy high-paying executive job at one of the oldest banking companies in the US just to be the Nintendo NPD queen to everyone. And she was mad at/blamed the company when she got caught and was asked to stop leaking company secrets. Getting grumpy over a chart one site made is typical unpaid fanboy drivel for GAF.

The higher your faith is in your favorite corporation, the more you're allowed to get away with shit.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38916 on:** July 30, 2015, 06:13:29 PM »

Still don't know how she kept her job.

Ain't no shortage of bankers b.

VomKriege · « **Reply #38917 on:** July 30, 2015, 06:42:33 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 30, 2015, 06:13:29 PM

Still don't know how she kept her job.

Ain't no shortage of bankers b.

Well, to be honest, the banking industry had its fair share of clowns recently...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155230729&postcount=370

This post never gets old.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38918 on:** July 30, 2015, 07:27:26 PM »

So, this guy gets in trouble with NPD and his employers and decides that, instead of stopping the thing that's getting him in trouble, he'll continue to do it increasingly secretive ways.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #38919 on:** July 30, 2015, 07:27:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173526075&postcount=400

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Reddit posters come off as very sheltered and uncultured people for the most part. Most seem to be critical of the validity of sociology in general. I notice that in a lot of tech-oriented sites though.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #38920 on:** July 30, 2015, 07:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Ripclawe on July 30, 2015, 07:27:58 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173526075&postcount=400

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Reddit posters come off as very sheltered and uncultured people for the most part. Most seem to be critical of the validity of sociology in general. I notice that in a lot of tech-oriented sites though.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38921 on:** July 30, 2015, 08:33:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=173507913#post173507913

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38922 on:** July 30, 2015, 08:49:16 PM »

Let's put it in another order shall we.

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The fact is we hate minorities who challenge the way we (the majority) behave.

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That's not to say they condone racism.

or

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I don't think it's an explicit racism.

helios · « **Reply #38923 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:05:51 PM »

Quote from: 30yearsofhurt;173513520

Yep, that's about it. We love you regardless of your brown skin (as long as you quietly fit in and keep your mouth shut and don't rock our boat).

Himu · « **Reply #38924 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:41:45 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=173505366

Note:

haly has ops in #gaf irc, a place where many discussions on gaf are put on the table. Haly could very well be Evi's next mod pick, and sooner, rather than later due to Icarus leaving, but haly thinks that banning hate speech is an afront on freedom of speech. I also remind you the tone that Gaf and others describe itself to be an open community while one of its potential future mods is coming with rhetoric that banning hate speech is banning freedom of speech.

Going to be mighty interesting on how things play out if my assumption is correct, and Haly is modded.

What happens when someone uses slurs and hate speech banned in gaf chat? Or no, because "freedom of speech?" Are things different now, in this new gaf irc regime where we don't have Hito to help moderate shit and someone who has these views has Ops? Given the Haly's posts in that thread, he's giving a pretty good expose on #gaf's tone in general.

But let's not talk about that.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38925 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:45:56 PM »

I think you need to read the rest of Haly's posts.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38926 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:47:35 PM »

Monitor GAF's irc brehs.

Himu · « **Reply #38927 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 30, 2015, 09:45:56 PM

I think you need to read the rest of Haly's posts.

Like this one?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=173513895

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38928 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:50:00 PM »

Like this.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173510085&postcount=365

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Personally, I don't believe this. I mean yes, this is the standard of our society and the way the law functions, but I'm of the opinion emotional damage is no less "real" than physical damage. It's this kind of thinking that causes people to ridicule or disbelieve verbal abuse or mental disorders. People think that if there is no tactile component to an action, or a problem, then any harm it does can be brushed aside, or recovered from.

But if you accept that emotions and feelings are a physical function of our brain chemistry (and this must be true unless you also wish to argue the existence of a supernatural self), then you must also accept that speech which disrupts this internal equilibrium, no matter how esoteric the underlying mechanics are, is tantamount to physical assault.

Haly's point is that free speech doesn't even apply, and he's right, reddit is a privately owned forum, they cannot guarantee free speech.

Himu · « **Reply #38929 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:51:34 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 30, 2015, 09:47:35 PM

Monitor GAF's irc brehs.

I visited around E3. So what? Better than knowing the name of every porn star and posting on JBO.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38930 on:** July 30, 2015, 09:54:08 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on July 30, 2015, 09:51:34 PM

Quote from: StealthFan on July 30, 2015, 09:47:35 PM
Monitor GAF's irc brehs.

I visited around E3. So what? Better than knowing the name of every porn star and posting on JBO.

I was gonna deny this but

StealthFan · « **Reply #38931 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:03:42 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/girls-getting-caught-on-camera-social-media-being-slutty-thread.340198/

archie4208 · « **Reply #38932 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:04:30 PM »

I play Dota with Haly.

He's pretty good at Earth Spirit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38933 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:10:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087530

no

Your Stalker · « **Reply #38934 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:11:58 PM »

Oblivion was a mistake.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38935 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:18:11 PM »

Oblivion > Skyrim

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38936 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:21:02 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 30, 2015, 10:10:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087530

no

That's not Morrowind.

What the fuck.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38937 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:27:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 30, 2015, 10:10:36 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1087530

no

I really liked/like Oblivion, but no.

Shivering Isles was leagues better, anyway.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #38938 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:30:48 PM »

Oblivion was the fucking worst.

All those gates full of the same shit. Gotta close all of them.

How is it people praise Oblivion for everything but the best part of it? The Dark Brotherhood Quest line.

The rest of it was shit. Although I had fun dungeon crawling and doing random quests.

Main questing in Elder Scrolls games

Himu · « **Reply #38939 on:** July 30, 2015, 10:34:48 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on July 30, 2015, 09:50:00 PM

Like this.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173510085&postcount=365

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Personally, I don't believe this. I mean yes, this is the standard of our society and the way the law functions, but I'm of the opinion emotional damage is no less "real" than physical damage. It's this kind of thinking that causes people to ridicule or disbelieve verbal abuse or mental disorders. People think that if there is no tactile component to an action, or a problem, then any harm it does can be brushed aside, or recovered from.

But if you accept that emotions and feelings are a physical function of our brain chemistry (and this must be true unless you also wish to argue the existence of a supernatural self), then you must also accept that speech which disrupts this internal equilibrium, no matter how esoteric the underlying mechanics are, is tantamount to physical assault.

Haly's point is that free speech doesn't even apply, and he's right, reddit is a privately owned forum, they cannot guarantee free speech.

Thanks for the correction. I was surprised because he seems down to earth before and I guess I read it the wrong way.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5943502 times)