Author Topic: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz (Read 140607 times)

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #180 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:11:33 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 31, 2014, 09:30:57 PM

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm

Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

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I guess everyone on thebore is big man on campus.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #181 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:16:37 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2014, 10:11:33 PM

Quote from: Esch on August 31, 2014, 09:30:57 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1409534511528.webm

Jennifer Lawrence suckking a dick

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I guess everyone on thebore is big man on campus.
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are you saying I have a little dick? Its not the size of the hammer, its the nail you're throwing it at

Kara · « **Reply #182 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:22:59 PM »

Lotta posters going full PD. Guess all the joshing was to cover their own closeted status.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #183 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:24:04 PM »

https://vid.me/v5Q - reverse cowgirl

spectacular :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #184 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 31, 2014, 10:19:43 PM

wtf all these disney chicks have leaked nudes?

http://imgur.com/a/nD4jq

apparently jennette mccurdy

Those have been out for some time.

Himu · « **Reply #185 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:28:48 PM »

haven't been impressed with any of the cocks shown itt. for celebs you'd think they'd have access to a wider palette of penis

pilonv1 · « **Reply #186 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:40:37 PM »

Look at all these "guests" viewing the board...

Broseidon · « **Reply #187 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:46:49 PM »

who dat?

Atramental · « **Reply #188 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:48:06 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #189 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:48:21 PM »

This shit is crazy

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #190 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:48:21 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #191 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:48:23 PM »

that ain't her

zepblackstar · « **Reply #192 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:49:01 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 31, 2014, 10:45:55 PM

http://i.imgur.com/IT47DBs.jpg

Did the Bore become the unofficial neogaf backroom to talk about and looking over adult themed subjects?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #193 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »

Neither look anything like her

pilonv1 · « **Reply #194 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:52:10 PM »

Is always been the Wild West here

team filler · « **Reply #195 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:52:51 PM »

that's her brehs. hopefully dumb sluts will start posting pictures with cum all over their faces to social media sites in support!

Kara · « **Reply #196 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:54:41 PM »

I guess (excluding Atra's tumblr thing) I'm to amateur as PD is to BBC so I'll break it down:

1. Folks usually got no game. You don't make sex tapes with a good lay because those relationships tank fast and you end up on the internet then.

2. The cocks almost always are average for the same reasons as above. The only consistent exception to this is amateur blowjob vids.

3. I leave cuckolding / iffy interracial vids out of this because those are a whole 'nother rabbit hole.

And so ends my testament. The rest is silence.

P.S. The day it came out the dude from the Hannah Hotel amateur vids was a GAF poster was for me what I imagine Christmas must feel like to a well-adjusted child.

Broseidon · « **Reply #197 on:** August 31, 2014, 10:56:49 PM »

hannah hotel vids

wispy scoundrel

Himu · « **Reply #198 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:00:39 PM »

those cocks don't look average to me.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #199 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:00:51 PM »

Hmm

I suppose. Still not convinced

Kara · « **Reply #200 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 10:56:49 PM

hannah hotel vids

wispy scoundrel

While even by amateur standards the dude fucking sucks at fucking, Emo Amy will always be my Zion.

StealthFan · « **Reply #201 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:02:22 PM »

Lmfao at Gaffots treating this place like a haven for inequity. Shame your site is so utterly sexless.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #202 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:06:52 PM »

http://m.imgur.com/a/DQLGN

Boxxy?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #203 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:09:27 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #204 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:10:18 PM »

Quote from: Sovok on August 31, 2014, 11:01:36 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on August 31, 2014, 10:56:49 PM
hannah hotel vids

wispy scoundrel

While even by amateur standards the dude fucking sucks at fucking, Emo Amy will always be my Zion.

Broseidon · « **Reply #205 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:10:52 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on August 31, 2014, 11:06:52 PM

http://m.imgur.com/a/DQLGN

Boxxy?

shitty lookalike

Mupepe · « **Reply #206 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:12:40 PM »

There are Aubrey plaza nudies??

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #207 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:13:44 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #208 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:13:55 PM »

she was fingerfucking herself.

Yeti · « **Reply #209 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:14:48 PM »

So, is there like a torrent out there with everything?

Mupepe · « **Reply #210 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:14:57 PM »

Link me bros

StealthFan · « **Reply #211 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:17:28 PM »

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #212 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:23:26 PM »

There is bound to be a biiiig push from Hollywood/entertainment companies on apple/samsung to have far better protection for cloud data

Himu · « **Reply #213 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:28:01 PM »

which downton chick?!

Kara · « **Reply #214 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:28:17 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on August 31, 2014, 11:21:17 PM

That vid of the downtown abbey chick sucking Colin Farrell's(?) dick

intriguing

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #215 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:28:27 PM »

Sybil

Himu · « **Reply #216 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:29:01 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2014, 11:28:27 PM

Sybil

StealthFan · « **Reply #217 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:29:08 PM »

I think that Jlaw cumshot photo might be real afterall :lupe:

StealthFan · « **Reply #218 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:29:58 PM »

also

at the gaffots still browsing. Sign up or fuck off brehs. Wasting demi's bandwith.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #219 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:35:25 PM »

You know it's times like this that I really realize just how skewed I am due to my upbringing because I can't gauge how the average person would react to this.

I totally know how the people that I grew up with and still make up 80% of my social circle would react. They'd be like "That's too bad. But if they didn't want those pics released, then they shouldn't have taken pics like that. The skanky trollops!" or they'd say something like "I am so dissappointed they'd take pictures like that. Me and kids are never going to watch anything with her in it again." Or some would say that it was Satan using this as a tool to ensnare men in the trap of pornography.

The internet is largely Sunny in Philedelphia outraged as in "There's naked pics of Jlaw out? I am SO outraged by this! What site were they uploaded to? SO outraged! But seriously, what site?"

The few friends I have that weren't raised the way I was tend to be mostly pretending it didn't happen

Your Stalker · « **Reply #220 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:38:10 PM »

it's so demonic my friends

nudemacusers · « **Reply #221 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:48:03 PM »

Quote from: Esch on August 31, 2014, 11:34:03 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on August 31, 2014, 11:28:27 PM
Sybil
I actually feel p. bad for her, every single one of her future employers will know she loves butthole

she shouldn't worry, this colin farrell buttlust transcends gender identities. let her act bros.

demi · « **Reply #222 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:51:56 PM »

Most of these are blah.

That one with JLaw (the Hunger Games girl?) in that one-piece tho... wawaweewa

Kara · « **Reply #223 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:54:26 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on August 31, 2014, 11:43:45 PM

I'm sorry, I understand that a lot of people send nudes or keep good nudes of themselves to send later or whatever. But at the end of the day, you shouldn't take them if you don't anybody but the intended target to see them. Cause someone else is bound to. It sucks that some guys do that, but like everything you should be more careful. So yeah, I'm all for not taking nudes just in case of shit like this.

Meh, I'm a fucking piece of shit and none if what I've been given has been seen by anyone but me. I can't be that much of an outlier, I'm too much of a piece of shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #224 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:56:20 PM »

Before I discuss the women in this treasure trove you know I HAVE to talk about the fellas. I'm just gonna say it: there's some sorrowful shit in those pictures, and I've lost respect for a lot of these women for fucking with flabby n sick dicks. I've been trying to get into baseball lately, cheering for the home team and all...but I'm gonna have to call a cease to that in light of Justin Verlander's struggle strokes. How do you throw a ball 96 mph but can't stroke Kate Upton's box (no pun intended) with any velocity? I get it, he's probably fucked tons of dimes but that's no excuse. My man is looking like he's pumping gas and trying his damn hardest not to go over $10.

Then you have Lawrence sucking some off brand dick. And people have the audacity to wonder why I only fuck with BBC porn outside of a few exceptions. It's like having a nice fireplace in your living room: it frames the room and is a perfect focal point; you don't need a degree in interior design to know that shit, brehs. Now, you put Jennifer Lawrence in the room, near the fireplace, and what do you get? An expertly designed living room. You wouldn't put some raggedy book shelf in your main front room, so why the fuck would you want some ferret gimp dick in your celeb nudes.

Now I can talk about the women. I came into this thread ready to say that celeb nudes are a waste because it's never that explicit, and you can always find a nude model or porn star who looks similar to a celeb. But this is some high quality shit. I can't fap to any of this (for obvious reasons) but I'm still

Kate Upton...the body is a box, but those breasts can't be denied. I just want to lay my head on them. You guys ever slept in a water bed? Best thing I did in Canada.

Jennifer Lawrence...

I had a feeling she was a freak, but I bet she's insecure about it. Like you'd be fucking her and she'd say "fuck, my boobs are so flabby" and you just give her some mental reassurance and encouragement with a side of D.

Hope Solo's ass tho. Definitely one of those chicks who can jerk you off with her abs.

That Victoria Justice pic of her in bed might be my favorite. She's not even nude but she looks so welcoming. Man...

Kristen Dunst...I've had a crush on her since Jumanji. They're definitely some struggle pics but I still feel like I accomplished something by seeing her nude, finally.

Atramental · « **Reply #225 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:56:50 PM »

Apparently that #LeakForJlaw twitter campaign was started by someone from 4chan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #226 on:** August 31, 2014, 11:59:51 PM »

Miss Sybil licking balls and smelling ass

As if we needed more proof that she is the GOAT Crawley, and the most progressive woman of the 1910s.

StealthFan · « **Reply #227 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:00:15 AM »

Makes sense.

Also it starts again in an hour, brehs

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #228 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:01:27 AM »

Kirsten Dunst was nude in Melancholia, just saying

Himu · « **Reply #229 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:01:39 AM »

there has to be some good dick in this mess. Has to be.

toku · « **Reply #230 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:05:20 AM »

Kirsten Dunst has way better tits than I woulda guessed.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #231 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:05:39 AM »

maybe he didn't wanna bust in 30 seconds

StealthFan · « **Reply #232 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:06:30 AM »

I used to have a water bed. It was pretty nice actually.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #233 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:06:53 AM »

Hasn't Verlander been fucking Upton for years tho? I mean, people just get tired of fucking the same old people, unless you're a true freak, and there aren't that many of them out there.

StealthFan · « **Reply #234 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:12:07 AM »

Queen Of Size

nudemacusers · « **Reply #235 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:12:17 AM »

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

Himu · « **Reply #236 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:13:32 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on September 01, 2014, 12:08:20 AM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on September 01, 2014, 12:01:39 AM
there has to be some good dick in this mess. Has to be.

To be fair Himu, you're standards are pretty damn high when it comes to dick size

I do not have high standards! I am not a size queen (I try not to be)! I'm fine with average penises. But the penises shown don't look average to me. The lack of melanin also doesn't work for me. Is it racist that I just don't find most white guys penises hot? Too pink, too pale for me? I'm not even talking about size, but aesthetic.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #237 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:15:52 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 01, 2014, 12:12:17 AM

opine more ebulliently and passionately about a sum total of two dicks than dozens of nude women, brehs

don't act like you aren't enjoying this conversation

Himu · « **Reply #238 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:16:30 AM »

5.5 - 6.5 inches.

That one vid/gif of girl sucking that dick, his head looks like someone accidentally stepped on it.

and this is the dick millionaire celebs are sucking and fucking? I refuse to believe it.

toku · « **Reply #239 on:** September 01, 2014, 12:16:54 AM »

nah water beds are stupid

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