Author Topic: jizzaster III: the return of the jizz  (Read 141198 times)

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toku

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #720 on: September 21, 2014, 02:48:36 AM »
:whew

benjipwns

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #721 on: September 21, 2014, 02:49:25 AM »
Hey, I have that tea kettle.

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This is what I notice along with the vodka bottle (which I tried to read upside down at first "Pon...what...") in the picture?  :fbm
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #722 on: September 21, 2014, 02:57:12 AM »

toku

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #723 on: September 21, 2014, 02:59:19 AM »
Hey, I have that tea kettle.

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This is what I notice along with the vodka bottle (which I tried to read upside down at first "Pon...what...") in the picture?  :fbm
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haha I tried to read the vodka bottle too.

:goty2

benjipwns

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #724 on: September 21, 2014, 03:03:49 AM »

Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #725 on: September 21, 2014, 04:09:36 AM »
😈

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #726 on: September 21, 2014, 05:33:04 AM »
well this is something to come back to
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bud

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #728 on: September 21, 2014, 07:41:56 AM »
http://imgbox.com/g/WVhUW6YPlN

:whew

i once had a discussion about this woman with my dad.

i showed him the nude version of that robin thicke video, and he said something along the lines of "she's too thin."
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #729 on: September 21, 2014, 08:26:59 AM »
you should listen to your dad
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #730 on: September 21, 2014, 09:01:03 AM »
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #731 on: September 21, 2014, 09:05:15 AM »
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what


You worried he's going to return the favour with some pics of your mom in her modeling days?

bud

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #732 on: September 21, 2014, 10:37:00 AM »
I'm all about being modern but exchanging nude pics with your dad....  :what

no one said that.
 
you should listen to your dad

i agree with him
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #733 on: September 21, 2014, 10:50:56 AM »
Emily ratajkowski is sexy as fuck you weirdos

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #734 on: September 21, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #735 on: September 21, 2014, 12:11:36 PM »
new jlaw pics, apparently just a few days old

http://imgur.com/l6n0v0p

http://imgur.com/2mo4I3W

 :jawalrus
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #736 on: September 21, 2014, 12:18:44 PM »
new jlaw pics, apparently just a few days old

http://imgur.com/l6n0v0p

http://imgur.com/2mo4I3W

 :jawalrus


:holeup


lesbianast, this david bowie-esque squire hair isn't what's hot

looks aite in the close up first shot but that second pick is :holeup status
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nudemacusers

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #737 on: September 21, 2014, 12:19:59 PM »
I agree, more like this

http://imgur.com/2tzEx1p

would be nice :lawd
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #738 on: September 21, 2014, 12:23:07 PM »
Kate Bosworth....

 :kobeyuck

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #740 on: September 21, 2014, 01:22:15 PM »
Good lord that hope solo pic... Nasty girl


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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #742 on: September 21, 2014, 02:18:25 PM »
amber heard now too
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #743 on: September 21, 2014, 02:19:05 PM »
amber heard been naked tho. I've seen everythang of that bitch.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #744 on: September 21, 2014, 02:33:12 PM »
I imagine Reddit is going to be in a world of trouble for this.  :rejoice :win :trash
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #745 on: September 21, 2014, 02:38:39 PM »
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #746 on: September 21, 2014, 02:49:48 PM »
chocolatey goodness fam :mouf
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ferrarimanf355

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #747 on: September 21, 2014, 02:51:56 PM »
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this
That won't stop the flood of lawsuits coming from this. Hell, I'd imagine that Reddit not doing shit until a week or so after the original leaks would be damning.
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zepblackstar

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #748 on: September 21, 2014, 03:00:14 PM »
reddit hasn't done shit, and in fact they've banned any and all subreddits about this

celebnsfw still up though.

Oblivion

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #749 on: September 21, 2014, 03:11:57 PM »
So which broads were involved in this one?

Oblivion

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #750 on: September 21, 2014, 03:12:42 PM »
Also I'm saddened the title didn't use "Ragnacock".  :'(

Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #751 on: September 21, 2014, 03:55:33 PM »
Playboy, not leaks, but these new Stacy Dash pics...
https://twitter.com/jgabsss/status/513766641230823424

omg
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #753 on: September 21, 2014, 04:01:24 PM »
Playboy, not leaks, but these new Stacy Dash pics...
https://twitter.com/jgabsss/status/513766641230823424

omg

new? dude I've been killing children to those pics for over a decade
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #754 on: September 21, 2014, 04:07:04 PM »
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StealthFan

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #755 on: September 21, 2014, 04:11:15 PM »
The coli thread was deleted right before my eyes...
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #756 on: September 21, 2014, 04:44:57 PM »
The Coli be like
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #757 on: September 21, 2014, 04:57:01 PM »
not enough white people
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #759 on: September 21, 2014, 05:23:15 PM »
Those Hope Solo pics  :yuck


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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #760 on: September 21, 2014, 05:25:03 PM »
strahovski!

:rejoice
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #761 on: September 21, 2014, 05:25:47 PM »
not enough white people
You can't see the white people because the white people on the Coli wear digital black-face.

So demonic, friends.

Human Snorenado

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #762 on: September 21, 2014, 05:25:59 PM »
I'm lazy, where are all these showing up at?
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #763 on: September 21, 2014, 05:29:10 PM »
Ugh, I fucking hate those sites
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #764 on: September 21, 2014, 07:03:26 PM »
Can "jizzaster" be changed to "jizztaster"?  Thx
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #766 on: September 21, 2014, 11:10:02 PM »

StealthFan

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #767 on: September 21, 2014, 11:13:41 PM »
Bitch from the blacklist
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #769 on: September 21, 2014, 11:16:15 PM »
Bitch from the blacklist (Image removed from quote.)
Where!

I always walk buy the tv room while my mom and sister are watching that show and always have to take a look.


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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #771 on: September 21, 2014, 11:22:31 PM »
Bitch from the blacklist (Image removed from quote.)
Where!

I always walk buy the tv room while my mom and sister are watching that show and always have to take a look.

on the coli, here http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-great-fappening-of-2014-errrbody-can-get-it-links-pics-vids-throughout.244995/page-150

You gonna have to sign up tho. i ain't saving shit because I ain't fapping to it.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #772 on: September 21, 2014, 11:24:42 PM »
Do i spy with my little eye, a breh in here agreeing that Emily Ratajkowski needs to gain weight but holding out for Hermione nudes?

:neogaf


Every man is full of contradictions. There are certain quests we must complete in life to find some semblance of fulfillment, some sense of accomplishment. Seeing Emma Watson nude is one of those. Perhaps one could argue it's superfluous but a part of me feels like seeing her nude would close the last chapter of my childhood.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #774 on: September 22, 2014, 12:00:05 AM »
where did you even find that sausage
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« Reply #775 on: September 22, 2014, 12:00:27 AM »
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Every man is full of contradictions. There are certain quests we must complete in life to find some semblance of fulfillment, some sense of accomplishment. Seeing Emma Watson nude is one of those. Perhaps one could argue it's superfluous but a part of me feels like seeing her nude would close the last chapter of my childhood.

Nice recovery. Just the right mix of contrition and illumination. :clap

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #776 on: September 22, 2014, 12:26:42 AM »
where did you even find that sausage

a friend sent that to me. He's more into the 4chan stuff than I am

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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #777 on: September 22, 2014, 12:29:00 AM »
I'm nearly 100 percent sure that its a troll.  She wasn't on the list of the celebrities that were hacked.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #778 on: September 22, 2014, 12:40:27 AM »
Yeah I honestly doubt the emma thing has any truth behind it. Didn't she come out when this all happened and was like "yeah, that's why you don't take nude selfies." Or something like that? I remember her saying something.
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Re: the jizzaster II: jizzocalypse
« Reply #779 on: September 22, 2014, 12:41:44 AM »
Don't kill the dream brehs :(