With offshore:
"Hey puppy we finally got that other 50% of the code completed please check it out."
"OK, so I can see that you can show me this number that's good. Now please show it with the other number."
"What other number?"
"The other 50% of the code."
"Oh that number? You want to see them together?"
"Yes, I sent you requirements and sheets and examples, of course I want to see them together it makes no sense separate. You wouldn't call it half the code if there wasn't another half to put it with. That's how halves work!"
"Ohhh.......well I don't think we can do it together. We'll need a few more days."
This was supposed to be done last week
