Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 522205 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1740 on:** January 08, 2015, 08:21:33 PM »

Got to go to Dallas for 3 weeks between Jan and Mid Feb.

Huff · « **Reply #1741 on:** January 08, 2015, 08:41:25 PM »

Locked myself out of the apartment earlier today.

What a waste of money.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1742 on:** January 08, 2015, 09:40:38 PM »

I woke up earlier and threw up into a bag of chex mix. The bag was unopened so I had to tear it open quick before vomiting. I couldn't make it to the bathroom. No kidney pain, fewer flu-y symptoms. My stomach feels like I ate something that was once alive but was rotting when I ate it. Put on some Rapeman and jammed the fuck out.

best lyrics ever

I swear I didn't say anything,
he just followed me in there.
It was like, "...what the?"
and he just took my shirt up...
And we just... right, right there on the sink.
I was so drunk I was dizzy,
and she was in the kitchen
while we were downstairs fucking and she called me a bitch, and
I tried to tell her it was nothing...

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they take advantage of me.
I want all men to use me
for their only satisfaction.

I'm really drunk...
There's nobody over...
Why don't you come by?
You'll like it...
You wanna stay up with me?
We can... buy a pizza.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they're on top and
they all have little dicks. I
think I'll get out of town wh-...
where a girl can find some peace of-...
Maybe move to another country wh-...
where men aren't all so sexist.
Maybe if I hide in the closet...
maybe with a bottle of wine...
I'll crack you on the noggin' -
we'll have a real wild time!

Remember what it used to be like when-...
when all we did was eat and fuck?
I let you shave my pussy;
you let me, paint your dick.
You were always late for work...
you said it didn't matter.
Then after a while,...
I guess it-... I guess it did start to matter.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they take advantage of me...
and they'd all wanna use me,
but they're all satisfied now.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
they just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they use me;
they have such little dicks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1743 on:** January 08, 2015, 09:47:51 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2015, 08:21:33 PM

Got to go to Dallas for 3 weeks between Jan and Mid Feb.

Lol!!! I'm bored after a few minutes there

TVC15 · « **Reply #1744 on:** January 08, 2015, 09:59:37 PM »

Anyway, tonight's agenda is to eat at Dennys and drink until I die. I only made it through that 350ml bottle and 3/4ths of a fifth last night, and I still have 2 more fifths. I'm really hungry right now and I regret befouling that chex mix. The only other food products in my apartment are liquor and red bull. The thought of drinking red bull right now is actually making my stomach queasier than the thought of more rum. I'll be further deep dipping into Saved by the Bell. I'm way into that Tori leather jacket chick introduced in season 6. Also, the dude that plays Zach appears to be like 30 at that point in the series. If anyone has any better recommendations on what I should be watching, I'm all ears.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1745 on:** January 08, 2015, 10:00:57 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #1746 on:** January 08, 2015, 10:04:50 PM »

Fuck it, I'm drinking the red bull, but only because I know it's a bad idea. I guarantee I'll be throwing up in a few minutes. I'll keep you posted.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1747 on:** January 08, 2015, 11:34:53 PM »

I'd appreciate these posts more if they had some pics to go with them

TVC15 · « **Reply #1748 on:** January 08, 2015, 11:43:35 PM »

I'm not much for taking pictures. If you want visualizations, you're just going to have to hope that someone here is writing a screenplay based on me. As a matter of fact, if someone isn't writing one, they really should be. I think I'd make for a great character.

However, here's a photo of me 5 minutes ago:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

nsfw http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCRockin4Way.jpg

[close]

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1749 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:08:05 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2015, 09:47:51 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2015, 08:21:33 PM
Got to go to Dallas for 3 weeks between Jan and Mid Feb.

Lol!!! I'm bored after a few minutes there

What's worse it's for a client that's doing a fixed bid feasability study and has nickle and dimed us for everything in our negotiations.
I understand about getting your money's worth. But I've never heard of anyone doing a fixed bid for a feasability study let alone being cheap about it. It's almost the antithesis of a feasability study. I mean you're eventually going to run a project that's $5 million++ and you're going to fret about $6k and a few days on the work to make sure that multi-million dollar effort is worth it/feasible? What's wrong with you? Hopes are not high.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1750 on:** January 09, 2015, 12:26:26 AM »

Oh, on the bright side of things, today and yesterday are the first days of 2015 that (as far as I recall) I haven't soiled myself to some degree.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #1751 on:** January 09, 2015, 01:38:14 AM »

Forget basic multiplication due to fatigue brehs

I almost fucked these rug measurements up

TVC15 · « **Reply #1752 on:** January 09, 2015, 02:43:35 AM »

It's gonna be hard to drink tonight. My throat isn't un-fucking itself up. It feels like I constantly have an eruption on deck.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1753 on:** January 09, 2015, 02:55:35 AM »

I think I jst took a shit out of my mouth

TVC15 · « **Reply #1754 on:** January 09, 2015, 03:54:11 AM »

Being that everything I've eaten since Sunday has been rapidly thrown up, most of my poops have just been like my ass is dispensing Pepsi fountain soda-style. I don't even have to push. I just have to get to the toilet in time and sit, or else.

chronovore · « **Reply #1755 on:** January 09, 2015, 05:02:34 AM »

UNSUBSCRIBE

TVC15 · « **Reply #1756 on:** January 09, 2015, 05:22:00 AM »

Ugh, I have to shit again. These are the worst shits. Cleanup is awful because it's like a sprinkler is going off in my ass every time I poop. Like my entire ass is wet afterward. Even worse, I've had half a fifth of rum so the smell WILL make me fuckin' vomit all over the place again. My throat is still super irritated--is it possible the alcohol going in and coming out and then going in again as I fill back up will keep it disinfected?

toku · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 09, 2015, 05:28:37 AM »

jesus fucking christ, dude

TVC15 · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 09, 2015, 05:34:30 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 08, 2015, 11:46:36 PM

You are in one of my screenplays that will never go anywhere.

After what just happened in the bathroom, I hope you can get a healthy CG budget.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 09, 2015, 06:01:20 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 09, 2015, 06:14:19 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 09, 2015, 06:48:12 AM »

"I'm God's gift to women,
they always want my dick,
except for that girl thinks I'm trash
And I'm God's gift to women, always want my dick,
except for that college girl
I'll kill her"

:geoff

Eric P · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:56:02 AM »

well i was going to complain about Win7 restore up from image being a huge pain in the ass but jesus christ

TVC15 · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:50:10 AM »

despair will hold a place in my heart
a bigger one than you do
and i will always be nicer to the cat
than i am to you you you

I have 8 (EIGHT) Xiu Xiu albums on vinyl. OH GOD WHY. Also lol at having an album titled Dear God I Hate Myself an having it be one of the more approachable albums in your discography.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:09:53 AM »

Stop bitching and do something about it. Several of us have offered to help.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:13:11 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 09, 2015, 12:08:05 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2015, 09:47:51 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 08, 2015, 08:21:33 PM
Got to go to Dallas for 3 weeks between Jan and Mid Feb.

Lol!!! I'm bored after a few minutes there
What's worse it's for a client that's doing a fixed bid feasability study and has nickle and dimed us for everything in our negotiations.
I understand about getting your money's worth. But I've never heard of anyone doing a fixed bid for a feasability study let alone being cheap about it. It's almost the antithesis of a feasability study. I mean you're eventually going to run a project that's $5 million++ and you're going to fret about $6k and a few days on the work to make sure that multi-million dollar effort is worth it/feasible? What's wrong with you? Hopes are not high.

In my experience these are the guys that don't see the big picture and usually act when their hand is forced. So basically the worst people to do any project for.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:18:37 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 09, 2015, 09:09:53 AM

Stop bitching and do something about it. Several of us have offered to help.

Dude, this isn't bitching. I've accepted where I am. There is no hope and I am learning to accept that.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:39:51 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:46:13 AM »

Quote from: Esch on January 09, 2015, 09:36:55 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 09, 2015, 09:09:53 AM
Stop bitching and do something about it. Several of us have offered to help.
This guy is done breh. Probably better off not clicking on this thread for a while.

When I reveal more, it will be in here, though. My situation is far more hopeless than people in here know at the moment. I don't want to tease reveals too much, but let's just say help is impossible (or at the very least incredibly improbable). Hope would have to be gangbanging both of my fucking nostrils right now to even begin to make a difference. Thus, rightly, my goal isn't to seek some unlikely help; it's to make The Bore, a sort of internet cult, complicit in everything that is going to be happening.

EDIT: AiA, I do appreciate the sentiment. I'm not dismissing you or anything.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:53:43 AM »

man it's so good to have tvc back

TVC15 · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:57:48 AM »

Unlike previous songs posted, this one isn't particularly meaningful to me but it makes my dick really fucking hard. It's allegedly about Elliott Smith, who is particularly meaningful to me and makes my dick really fucking hard:

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:01:32 AM »

i thought i was fucked up. that xiu xiu song is great btw

TVC15 · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:13:18 AM »

I want breakfast sandwiches but I am by far too drunk to drive. AiA am cry.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:26:05 AM »

Am I REALLY too drunk to drive? I want some fucking sausage in my motuth pretty fucking bad. Who's the judge here?

TVC15 · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:26:55 AM »

I fucking hate school children, especially girls. Is this still a weekday?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:15:52 PM »

Just ordered a deep dish seafood pizza; couldn't think of anything else to spend this 50% off coupon on. Regardless this could be an L depending on how it tastes. The description: Black tiger shrimp, onions, mushrooms and banana peppers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:18:59 PM »

Pics and a review in around 20 minutes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:22:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2015, 07:18:59 PM

Pics and a review in around 20 minutes.

Awesome. I haven't vomited lately.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:26:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2015, 07:15:52 PM

Black tiger shrimp, onions, mushrooms and banana peppers. [/i]

good luck but this legit sounds awful. maybe it will be amazing. but probably not.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:38:00 PM »

Does it have cheese on it? Because that really, really sounds disgusting if so. Your pizza place might be run by the mentally challenged.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:41:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2015, 07:15:52 PM

Black tiger shrimp, onions, mushrooms and banana peppers. [/i]

I can't stop mentally envisioning this toxic mix coalescing in the stomach, and it is revolting. I can almost taste what it will be like when it makes its inevitable return voyage out of your mouth. Why would you do this to yourself, PD? And shrimp? Shellfish? When did you abandon the Old Testament?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:43:09 PM »

heinous pussy: the pizza

TVC15 · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 09, 2015, 07:57:45 PM »

While we're waiting for PD to upload photos of his pre-vomit, I'd just like to announce that tonight/tomorrow morning will mark the end of Phase 1 and my foray into career drinking (mainly because drinking until 9am prevents me from being able to get breakfast sandwiches). Phase 2 begins Monday, with Saturday and Sunday being dedicated to planning. You probably won't hear more about Phase 2 until a few days after it begins. Wednesday is mybirthday, maybe then, although right now it sounds a little to early.

Today's health is pretty fine. I don't really feel ill. There's some hangover action, mainly in the throat (feels acid reflux-y). Judging by the assfeel of the contents of my butt, I'm still going to be making soup today, but that has more to do with not eating much this week due to illness.

Note that my health bitchings will increase even though I am no longer ill or drinking or hungover. Withdrawal from meds will probably start hitting me hard next week. Things will get dark and I bet this will all find a way to affect my shitting.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:03:21 PM »

For maximum TVC vomit:

Review in a couple minutes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:05:06 PM »

Those look like fucking slugs in tha. . .Dean fucking Koontz? This is what you've been reduced to?

Also, since you have the camera out post pictures of your cat.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1785 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:06:00 PM »

Hold on, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MAYO OUT NOOO

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1786 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:10:22 PM »

PD never gets to talk about books again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1787 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:14:00 PM »

The seafood aspect is underdeveloped in my view. You would think there would be more shrimp but there are 1-2 pieces on each slice. The cheese is fine, the mushrooms are fresh. The biggest problem is that the crust is horrible. Over cooked and there isn't a sauce or spice on it; I love flavored crust.

This would be much better with flavored crust and more shrimp.

2.5/5.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1788 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:14:56 PM »

What about the Koontz and Mayo?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1789 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:16:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2015, 08:14:56 PM

What about the Koontz and Mayo?

Placed for maximum vomit from you. I've never read that book, it was a Christmas present years ago.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1790 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:17:28 PM »

You should read Behind the Bell. It's pretty awesome. Behind the Bell and Ketchup > Koontz and Mayo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1791 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:23:27 PM »

Nicie approves the pizza.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1792 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:25:05 PM »

Thanks! Nicie is cute!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1793 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:44:15 PM »

Best Cure album, by a weepy, feelsy mile.

I need a book to read. I want hot trash, lots of sex and or violence (sexualized violence a plus), a little black humor or alternately a book containing all of the above that also happens to poorly think it's making some sort of social statement.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1794 on:** January 09, 2015, 08:50:35 PM »

The only album you mentioned that I'd even bother ranking is Faith!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1795 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:38:13 PM »

I think the shitty recording fits well with the murky tone of most of the songs. My production complaint about it would be that it doesn't give a quite proper representation of Robert's beautiful voice, but the first album had this problem, too.

toku · « **Reply #1796 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:44:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2015, 08:23:27 PM

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Nicie approves the pizza.

Nobody wants to your socks nicca gross

TVC15 · « **Reply #1797 on:** January 09, 2015, 09:48:10 PM »

Quote from: toku on January 09, 2015, 09:44:29 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2015, 08:23:27 PM
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Nicie approves the pizza.

Nobody wants to your socks nicca gross

Oh no. There are definitely people with filthy sock fetishes.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1798 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:47:21 PM »

My gauze bled through and freaked me out since it was fresh. It wasn't coming from there, it's coming through the skin like sweat. Doctor got me on Skype and reassured me I'm ok. I still bled a lot, and ruined my favorite shirt.

Meds aren't doing their job.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1799 on:** January 09, 2015, 10:47:49 PM »

Okay, heading to Denny's to eat for the third night in a row. But this time maybe I won't throw up.

Oh, regarding the megapuking in the Fred Meyer parking lot two nights ago: upon returning to FM last night to buy more alcohol, I noticed that there was no trace of my vomit. It hadn't rained or anything, so someone must have had to clean up my flu-invested alco-vomit. I get a little thrill from this. I hope it was some gross teenager nobody likes that already lives a shit life. Welcome to my world.

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 522205 times)