Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 504789 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #2100 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:29:29 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 28, 2015, 11:16:39 PM

Nah, I'd buy my own if I was into that idea. Got my JO game on lock so no need.

How do you know your JO game couldn't be even better? Unless you are using some next level device.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2101 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:49:57 PM »

Better be soon, my friend.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2102 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:53:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2015, 11:13:27 PM

Do you see yourself ever trying the fleshlight? Be honest.

I have a lot to say about this subject. I really enjoyed owning one and the many attachments that went with it. Too bad it was found...

TVC15 · « **Reply #2103 on:** January 28, 2015, 11:56:16 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on January 28, 2015, 11:53:34 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2015, 11:13:27 PM
Do you see yourself ever trying the fleshlight? Be honest.

I have a lot to say about this subject. I really enjoyed owning one and the many attachments that went with it. Too bad it was found...

Let's hear some stories, bitch. Daddy needs to be amused, bad.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2104 on:** January 29, 2015, 02:03:21 AM »

they have attachments? I thought you just chose between various orifices

TVC15 · « **Reply #2105 on:** January 29, 2015, 02:10:18 AM »

Is there an attachment that makes you feel like you're stretching out and fucking another dude's urethra? Because I could be sold right here.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2106 on:** January 29, 2015, 03:04:38 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 29, 2015, 03:02:32 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 29, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
they have attachments? I thought you just chose between various orifices

There's a foot fleshlight now called a vaganckle or something. Considering my brother's affinity for fleshlights in shoes, I think I know what to get him for his birthday.

Is you're brother maybe homo? I'm disappointed you aren't. Any way you can sneak into his hiding space and see if he has the anus attachment on?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2107 on:** January 29, 2015, 04:11:21 AM »

Beginning tomorrow evening, I'll again be detailing what I'm going through. Nothing has gotten better since the last time I was frank. I've been quiet lately out of respect for Steve Contra's loss and because I've had business to clean up that could net the attention of people on here that I know in real life. As of tomorrow, all the business is clean and Rygar's mourning period is over.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2108 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:23:22 AM »

I miss my parents so much, dude. If either of them were alive, this whole mess could've been easily diffused.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2109 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:08:12 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 29, 2015, 03:02:32 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 29, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
they have attachments? I thought you just chose between various orifices

There's a foot fleshlight now called a vaganckle or something. Considering my brother's affinity for fleshlights in shoes, I think I know what to get him for his birthday.

http://internet.gawker.com/why-are-young-men-masturbating-to-pudding-filled-sneake-1670486070

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2110 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:12:24 AM »

He should reduce his masturbating, it'll injure his sex life. Most guys use too much pressure while wanking, and then they bang an actual chick and can't finish because the grip isn't nearly as tight as your hand. I haven't used a fleshlight but I'd imagine most people use tight ones and exert a lot of pressure.

I had this problem and still do. I can barely finish using a condom. Whereas a HJ (with good technique) or bj will usually work.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2111 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:16:37 AM »

You may wish to try larger and or thinner condoms as well. I used to have problems finishing with condoms on until I realized it didn't fit me. Of course, being married condoms are spectre relegated to the past now

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2112 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:31:48 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2015, 11:16:37 AM

You may wish to try larger and or thinner condoms as well. I used to have problems finishing with condoms on until I realized it didn't fit me. Of course, being married condoms are spectre relegated to the past now

Do they sell XS sized for PD?

Huff · « **Reply #2113 on:** January 29, 2015, 11:37:59 AM »

Today feels like Friday. But its not

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2114 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:01:11 PM »

My direct superior can't seem to understand that we're capable of accomplishing tasks in a timely manner and keeps scheduling us to come in early for overtime. We end up with nothing to do for the last half of the day.

This pattern has been going on for years. This week he kept scheduling us early, saying we might even need to work Saturday despite our assertions that that was ridiculous. Anyway, I'm going home early today because we're done through month end now...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2115 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:04:20 PM »

My boss is driving me batshit with end of the year accounting stuff. Giving me corrupted files for qb, asking me randomly to get him spreadsheets I wasn't aware I should be keeping, not responding to my questions. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2116 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:05:41 PM »

I wish I had a boss

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2117 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2015, 05:04:20 PM

My boss is driving me batshit with end of the year accounting stuff. Giving me corrupted files for qb, asking me randomly to get him spreadsheets I wasn't aware I should be keeping, not responding to my questions. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.

document everything. Your emails, his emails, everything.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2118 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:12:00 PM »

so my youngest brother is engaged. which is good, i've known the girl since she was a kid, her parents are nice, he's a nice dude. i am happy for them.

unfortunately, my relationship is so utterly dead and damaged with my parents i really cannot conceive of attending the wedding whenever it happens. and i don't mean in a pansy-ass 'they hurt my feels' way, but a long and complete failure on their part, well, my mother's part mostly. I feel awful about this, but i made this decision a long time ago to cut them out. :/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2119 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:14:28 PM »

What do they have to do with going to your brother's wedding? Go for your brother. You don't need to even acknowledge your parents outside of a nod.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2120 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:18:13 PM »

well in theory that would be possible, but considering what happened at my own wedding with my parents, it would be excruciatingly awkward and unpleasant for my brother and everyone else. my mother is a drama addict and my dad is a rageaholic, no way could I go there and make an under the radar appearance. i have not talked to them in 7 years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2121 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:23:47 PM »

Go, don't speak or talk with them, bounce after the ceremony but make sure your brother understands. I'd imagine he knows that your parents don't get along with you.

I just feel like your relationship with your brother is more important - as is your relationship with his soon to be wife and her family. It's long term whereas the relationship with your parents is over, so I think you should just focus on the brother and throw your parents in the bushes.

If you go, will your wife come?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2122 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:24:02 PM »

the only outcome i can forsee in doing so is my mom having a total emotional meltdown during the whole wedding or my stepdad doing something weird to my car* out of some weird desire to fuck with me.

I understand what you're saying, I should go for my brother's sake, but considering how my parents operate, I should also probably not go for my brother's sake.

*i'm not pulling this from the air, he's messed with my engine before for reasons I cannot fathom.

edit there is no way my wife or kids are going.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2123 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:24:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2015, 05:08:35 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2015, 05:04:20 PM
My boss is driving me batshit with end of the year accounting stuff. Giving me corrupted files for qb, asking me randomly to get him spreadsheets I wasn't aware I should be keeping, not responding to my questions. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.

document everything. Your emails, his emails, everything.

Easily done, since we have no office and every communication I have with him is text, email, online chat, etc. It's all available.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2124 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:30:35 PM »

I know you mentioned it before, but what happened at your wedding?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2125 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:38:38 PM »

Go and call out your mom. You just go up to her and say "Mother, I have a wardrobe full of pure white tuxedos which only differ from each other in their lapel design. This is not normal, mother, and it's all you're fault!"

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2126 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:54:16 PM »

no I haven't been invited yet, he just announced it yesterday on facebook. I assume I will be, but I am not sure, we don't talk too frequently as it is.

re: my own wedding, well, to tldr the event, apparently my dad refused to let my mom buy anything for the wedding (not a problem, whatever, I'm used to that), and my mom bought the cake without his permission. so they got in a fight on the way to the wedding (3-4 hour drive), got in a fight during the reception in the parking lot, and had to leave early so they could fight on the way back home. all while dragging my poor brothers along. and by fight i mean screaming and shoving that i could hear from the reception hall. this was kinda the capstone on several years of weird emotional (waking my brother and I up in the middle of the night to tell us how terrible we were, etc), sometimes physical abuse, on part of my stepdad, while my mom and her family stuck their heads in the sand. so at that point i was just kinda like... eeehhhh fuck this and haven't talked to them since.

i could go on for a bit on this but one of the issues is that myself and one brother are from one guy, and the now-engaged brother is my stepdad's biological son with my mom, and we were definitely treated much differently by my stepdad. I don't hold that against him at all, but it makes it difficult to for my brother, who until recently was living with them, to understand why we have zero relationship or contact with our parents. I figure at some point he'll grow tired of it himself, it will just take longer. i guess i'm just kinda bummed that the only fix i could find for this whole mess was to dump them in the bushes.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 29, 2015, 06:38:38 PM

Go and call out your mom. You just go up to her and say "Mother, I have a wardrobe full of pure white tuxedos which only differ from each other in their lapel design. This is not normal, mother, and it's all you're fault!"

the fabric weaves are completely different

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2127 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:07:42 PM »

go to the wedding wearing headphones so you don't have to deal with your parents or anyone else

TVC15 · « **Reply #2128 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:10:43 AM »

This is going to be a very difficult day

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2129 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:00:08 AM »

Well that sucks Mac....I thought cacs were the only ones with weird family drama like that.

You have to go to the wedding man. I missed my sister's wedding due to football and it stick socks me right in the feels.

chronovore · « **Reply #2130 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:47:18 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 28, 2015, 10:53:15 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2015, 10:43:52 PM
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 28, 2015, 10:28:20 PM
I just walked in on my brother fucking a fleshlight he's balancing on his shoe

This is fucking awesome. What was his reaction? How old is he compared to you?

He jumped up and pulled his pants up right away. Said "Hey, this is weird". I was like "Yeah, well going to my room and I'll be out in 5" to give him a chance to hide everything. Came out and was like "do that in your time in your room, k?" and he was like "K".

I'm 24, he's 21.

So, wait, am I reading this right, that your brother was wanking in your room, not his own? That would weird me out more than the Fleshlight.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2131 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:58:55 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 30, 2015, 07:47:18 AM

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 28, 2015, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 28, 2015, 10:43:52 PM
Quote from: Death Ghidorah on January 28, 2015, 10:28:20 PM
I just walked in on my brother fucking a fleshlight he's balancing on his shoe

This is fucking awesome. What was his reaction? How old is he compared to you?

He jumped up and pulled his pants up right away. Said "Hey, this is weird". I was like "Yeah, well going to my room and I'll be out in 5" to give him a chance to hide everything. Came out and was like "do that in your time in your room, k?" and he was like "K".

I'm 24, he's 21.
So, wait, am I reading this right, that your brother was wanking in your room, not his own? That would weird me out more than the Fleshlight.

I was wondering about this, too, but I figured that he must have been fapping in some neutral territory since Ghidorah goes to his room to give him a chance to finish. In the fantasy version of this scenario that I masturbated to, he was doing it at the kitchen table, with the refrigerator open.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2132 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:26:29 AM »

Took my kids to their first orthodontist appointment. Both are going to need work done, so I started the process even though it's a wee bit early.

You never really know what your insurance plan is until you need it. So, the receptionist is laying out the payment plan to me and she says, "How do you want to use your 800 dollars towards this work?" I am overjoyed and say, "Wow, 800 dollars a year? That's very generous, lets use it all." She laughs and says, "No sir, that's 800 dollars lifetime."

Oh ...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2133 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:39:18 AM »

I went through that same shit with my oldest. I think we got a grand toward a $5800 bill. I have to say it was worth it though. It was a real confidence boost for her when it was done.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2134 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:02:16 AM »

my stepson just got referred to the orthodontist, y'all scarin me

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2135 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:08:15 AM »

Dental insurance is a scam. Add your premiums up and subtract what they have covered and you'll probably see that they only paid out 50-60% of what you paid them.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2136 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:10:42 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2137 on:** January 30, 2015, 07:16:40 PM »

Depends on your plan and what your employer negotiated with the insurance company. There are plenty of good dental plans, people just tend to gravitate towards the cheapest options. Next time inquire with HR with respect to the different tiers.

also ask if the office accepts Care Credit.
http://carecredit.com/

TVC15 · « **Reply #2138 on:** January 30, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »

Tomorrow is going to be a difficult day.

So who wants my Steam account?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2139 on:** January 30, 2015, 11:49:14 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2140 on:** January 31, 2015, 11:09:57 AM »

Second day in the hospital, it sucks but I'm alive.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2141 on:** January 31, 2015, 11:20:00 AM »

What happened?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2142 on:** January 31, 2015, 12:16:33 PM »

Got a text from my (older) cousin a few minutes ago, who wanted to know how I'm doing. After some small talk she said I love you...and I said I love you too. But then she responded "I know you do."

That seems like the type of thing you'd say to your wife or husband, not a family member. I only said I love you as a courtesy. I like her, she's my cousin...but that term seems best regulated to your mom and grandparents IMO.

Beezy · « **Reply #2143 on:** January 31, 2015, 12:30:21 PM »

smh pd

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2144 on:** January 31, 2015, 12:32:25 PM »

Ya it makes me uncomfortable when my aunts end emails with love you. I'm all like whooo whooo stranger danger. Like PD said, 'love' only moves up the family tree.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2145 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:47:04 PM »

Whatever, Arv. You're enough of a mess that you'd nut in a cuz, no question.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2146 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:52:09 PM »

Also: today is going to be the hardest day of my life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2147 on:** January 31, 2015, 01:55:46 PM »

Like you need to say I love you to nut in someone

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2148 on:** January 31, 2015, 02:00:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2015, 01:52:09 PM

Also: today is going to be the hardest day of my life.

ok Jack Bauer.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2149 on:** January 31, 2015, 02:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2015, 02:00:43 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 31, 2015, 01:52:09 PM
Also: today is going to be the hardest day of my life.

ok Jack Bauer.

My habit of sleeping like 14 hours a day would make for better television than 24. I've just decided I'm not yet ready to face the day and I'm going to spend more time in dreams. Maybe 4 more hours.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2150 on:** January 31, 2015, 03:07:57 PM »

Common bile duct ruptured, and I am suffering from pancreatitis. They did an operation to help it but my liver function hasn't returned to normal.

Rufus · « **Reply #2151 on:** January 31, 2015, 03:14:33 PM »

That does not sound good. Get well man. :/

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2152 on:** January 31, 2015, 03:20:14 PM »

They said it might be five days till I go home. I'm trying to be OK with it. No one has come to see me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2153 on:** January 31, 2015, 05:20:09 PM »

I hope you get better or at least feel better soon.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2154 on:** January 31, 2015, 06:56:59 PM »

I didn't accomplish anything today. Now I have to wait until monday. I just stayed in bed alternately sleeping and crying. I hate dreaming and seeing people I loved. I wish I had gotten cancer and died instead of my brother or had died in one of my several car crashes. Why am I lucky? Fuck. My. Life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2155 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:18:17 PM »

Spent two hours at the barber shop today. Walked in and saw their were 8 people ahead of me. The barber I see has his own place and runs everything solo. Most black guys I know tend to stick to one barber under normal circumstances, and I'm definitely in that camp.

Dude is great at what he does, tells amazing stories, used to cut many of the Fab Five's hair back in the day...but man his conspiracy shit is just too much. Everything revolves around ceilings placed on black men, and how you can't get to x level because the white man won't let you. As an example, we were naturally talking about the Super Bowl as well as the Lions. The conversation turned to poor officiating and one guy pointed out that the league is foolish for not hiring full time refs (I agree). My barber proceeded to argue they'll never hire full time refs because the current crop fixes games. He then said the infamous ref fuck up in the Detroit Dallas game happened because the league wouldn't let a black coach beat Dallas at home.

Then he flipped it later and said Dallas got fucked by the refs against Green Baby because tea party control Wisconsin, and thus they weren't going to let Dez Bryant beat them with that (obvious) catch. Now I was as mad as anyone about Detroit getting fucked; I thought it was blatant bullshit. But that had nothing to do with our coach and GM being black. If we had handled our business we would have won that game handily, and wouldn't have been in a position where one bad call had such importance.

It's amazing how prominent this line of thinking is amongst many people, especially older black men. I'm not going to deny institutional racism exists but come the fuck on. There's something wrong when you think a black man attaining success must mean he's being allowed to thrive by the white man, or that he sold his soul to the devil/gays/etc. jeez

toku · « **Reply #2156 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:38:44 PM »

If you eliminate a bunch of words from your post, you can clearly see satanic symbols form.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2157 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:49:52 PM »

Two fucking hours in a barbershop? Dude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2158 on:** January 31, 2015, 07:53:26 PM »

I didn't really have anything planned today, and it's a Saturday so meh. Now I'm home doing laundry, contemplating where I'll go to eat. It's going to snow 10 inches tonight (allegedly) so I don't feel like doing too much of anything. Might see if someone wants to come over and watch Netflix I guess.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2159 on:** January 31, 2015, 08:01:05 PM »

Hmmm, do you think I could pay a prostitute to kill me?

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 504789 times)