Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 508831 times)

king of the internet · « **Reply #2400 on:** February 16, 2015, 03:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 15, 2015, 06:14:51 PM

After today I'm going to have to cut off contact with my only sibling.

I should probably stop going at the skeins of causality, I keep getting dished the L.

I had...have siblings. They're very far gone now. This family line is basically dead except for me...

Maybe I can produce a few bastard children...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2401 on:** February 16, 2015, 10:24:25 AM »

Started out with -13 degree weather this morning.

Car would not start. Had to pull the wife's car out of the garage at 6am to jump start the son of a bitch and that required about 15 minutes in the freezer we call ohio.

Then waited 20 minutes while a ignorant dicksniffer played more lottery at one time then I have played in my life.

Then got to the office and we have a frozen pipe somewhere in the building so I can't take a shit.

Today can fuck itself, hard.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2402 on:** February 16, 2015, 10:35:33 AM »

Yeah, the house was down to 62 degrees this morning. It was -10 at 10:30 last night.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2403 on:** February 16, 2015, 10:51:01 AM »

Saw two homeless people outside with signs. -9 degree weather. Fuck...maybe I can't look at the issue realistically since I've never been homeless, but I can't imagine standing outside in this weather. There's a university and a community college within 15-30 minutes of the street corner they were panhandling on. Why not head there and chill in the library. I know the community college's library allows computer access without having a student account...that's where I'd be, in this weather. Nobody is opening their car window to give panhandlers money in this weather.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2404 on:** February 16, 2015, 01:31:56 PM »

I bet it's actually a time where more people feel bad and give money

StealthFan · « **Reply #2405 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:34:57 PM »

I need to lose 225 lbs to be thin again

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2406 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:48:56 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on February 16, 2015, 04:34:57 PM

I need to lose 225 lbs to be thin again

Are you on the west coast, or somewhere that isn't buried in snow? Just increasing your daily walking will help you lose weight. Of course you also have to start eating better breh. Get some fish, sauté some veggies...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2407 on:** February 16, 2015, 04:54:13 PM »

Or just eat all the skinny people and become the new norm.

Atramental · « **Reply #2408 on:** February 16, 2015, 05:39:43 PM »

How I lost weight and remain thin 'til this day:
#1: Avoid “white” starchy carbohydrates. This means all bread, pasta, rice, potatoes, and grains.
#2: Eat the same few meals over and over again, especially for breakfast and lunch. I eat a fuck ton of eggs, chicken, broccoli, mushrooms, and carrots.
#3: Don’t drink calories. Beer, soda, and juice are big no-nos. Exception: 1-2 glasses of dry red wine per night is allowed.
#4: Don’t eat fruit. (Fructose –> glycerol phosphate –> more bodyfat, more or less.) Avocado and tomatoes are fine.
#5: Take one day off per week and pig out on all the delicious junk food you want (a.k.a. Cheat Day). I choose and recommend Saturday.

Also, I was addicted to soda a couple of years ago but once I weened myself off of that an onto seltzer water and finally water I was able to shed pounds rather quickly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2409 on:** February 16, 2015, 05:45:44 PM »

The most weight I gained in my life was 100% diet. I ate potatoes nearly every day early in my college years. They were cheap and versatile - sometimes I'd make fries, mashed potatoes, oven roasted w/garlic, etc. Had to throw them in the bushes after gaining a ridiculous pot belly.

Kara · « **Reply #2410 on:** February 16, 2015, 06:02:05 PM »

At 2 pounds a week it's going to take you awhile, Stealth, but you can do it. If you get your calorie intake under control at the beginning, the weight is just going to fall right off.

chronovore · « **Reply #2411 on:** February 16, 2015, 10:04:24 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 16, 2015, 06:03:13 PM

Been getting annoyed with my sensitive as fuck brother. I usually leave him alone as I don't want a crabby bitch for a roommate most nights, but sometimes he decides to harken back to our family tradition of harsh insults and can't deal with my comebacks. Me? I'm usually fine, I can deal with horrible insults lobbed my way. My brother? Gets passive aggressive and bitchy.

Today he made some joke over my shirt lifting up when I stretched, I got a bit of a belly lately due to my diet. Responded back with calling him a midget due to how he's a bit shorter than me and I could see the anguish in his face. He's only 5'7, that's not THAT short. Dude started being passive aggressive about everything. And I'm getting really annoyed, as I'd rather not play babysitter to his emotional bitch self when that comes out.

You ever tell him not to dish it out if he can’t take it in reply? Unless it’s limited to the family dynamic, that shit’s going to keep him down for the rest of his life.

dkdk · « **Reply #2412 on:** February 16, 2015, 10:23:10 PM »

it's just money right? easy come easy go. but damn i hate seeing a check go out before i even get it. car maintenance is a bitch.

Kara · « **Reply #2413 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:57:47 AM »

KUSC made me listen to the score from Interstellar.

Then I had to listen to an interview with Hans Zimmer where he illuminated me with such facts as, "l don't know how pipe organs work," and the host asked him if Bach was his "hommie."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2414 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:05:50 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on February 16, 2015, 10:23:10 PM

it's just money right? easy come easy go. but damn i hate seeing a check go out before i even get it. car maintenance is a bitch.

I have another year of that life due to college bills. At least I did the good thing and went with a lower ranked UC which gave me enough grants to have free tuition but still, system is fucked.

I do have to drive 500 miles a week for work tho but bless fracking/Muslim being sectarian fuckos.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2415 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 17, 2015, 03:14:38 PM

Apparently there's trouble renewing my passport. Which is strange since there's no issues whatsoever that would lead to this. My assumption is either that my dad is incompetent or someone at SACM reaaaally doesn't like me. My dad said I had to go LA for the passport renewal. Not sure what he means by that. Going to be an interestingly awful next few days.

That's not a good thing man. You're on some sort of list whether by blind draw or somebody making shit up. Prepare to be grilled.

Bureau of Consular Affairs, breh.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2416 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:19:01 PM »

Don't worry bro, I got your back.

Death has no intentions of blowing up government buildings, NSA. You can believe me; I'm white.

Kara · « **Reply #2417 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:46:59 PM »

Be my RDP, Z, we'll get you on the green card express.

Rufus · « **Reply #2418 on:** February 17, 2015, 03:50:18 PM »

Well, I hope you don't share a name with someone who actually has dirt on them.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #2419 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:24:58 PM »

How the fuck does looking at 2 kitten flea bath videos mean I want to be recommended disgusting worm videos?

The fuck Youtube?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2420 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:35:53 PM »

O you want worm videos? Check your PMs.

Kara · « **Reply #2421 on:** February 17, 2015, 04:47:18 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 17, 2015, 03:55:11 PM

Quote from: Vularai on February 17, 2015, 03:46:59 PM
Be my RDP, Z, we'll get you on the green card express.

RDP?

http://www.irs.gov/uac/Answers-to-Frequently-Asked-Questions-for-Registered-Domestic-Partners-and-Individuals-in-Civil-Unions

sarslip · « **Reply #2422 on:** February 18, 2015, 09:04:41 AM »

struggle of last night

mom forced me to dance at a fundraiser event to mustang sally as interpreted by four 60 year old white men

my parents can both dance way better than me

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2423 on:** February 18, 2015, 09:10:01 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on February 18, 2015, 09:04:41 AM

struggle of last night

mom forced me to dance at a fundraiser event to mustang sally as interpreted by four 60 year old white men

my parents can both dance way better than me

Man nothing to be upset about, ain't no different for me. I can tear up new shit but I can't fuck with my elder relatives when it comes to dancing to motown. My mom can tear that shit up.

kick51 · « **Reply #2424 on:** February 18, 2015, 09:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on February 17, 2015, 04:24:58 PM

How the fuck does looking at 2 kitten flea bath videos mean I want to be recommended disgusting worm videos?

The fuck Youtube?

just don't look up Senran Kagura on amazon or your recs will be like "here are these weeb games, pedo"

sarslip · « **Reply #2425 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:04:42 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 09:10:01 AM

Quote from: sarslip on February 18, 2015, 09:04:41 AM
struggle of last night

mom forced me to dance at a fundraiser event to mustang sally as interpreted by four 60 year old white men

my parents can both dance way better than me

Man nothing to be upset about, ain't no different for me. I can tear up new shit but I can't fuck with my elder relatives when it comes to dancing to motown. My mom can tear that shit up.

true.

grow up dancing to fu-schnickens in jr high

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2426 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:07:55 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on February 18, 2015, 10:04:42 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 09:10:01 AM
Quote from: sarslip on February 18, 2015, 09:04:41 AM
struggle of last night

mom forced me to dance at a fundraiser event to mustang sally as interpreted by four 60 year old white men

my parents can both dance way better than me

Man nothing to be upset about, ain't no different for me. I can tear up new shit but I can't fuck with my elder relatives when it comes to dancing to motown. My mom can tear that shit up.

true.

grow up dancing to fu-schnickens in jr high

Fu-schnickens and Das Efx

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2427 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:17:57 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2428 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:24:37 AM »

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Young ass Busta Rhymes

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2429 on:** February 18, 2015, 01:46:10 PM »

Someone got fired today. I had to euthanize him in the digital realm.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2430 on:** February 18, 2015, 01:48:26 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on February 18, 2015, 01:46:10 PM

Someone got fired today. I had to euthanize him in the digital realm.

Ah the ol' IT knew you were getting fired before you did game.

Had a guy call me once "Hey AiA is our email down?"....."Not that I know of, come see me in the office today please"

IT guy.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #2431 on:** February 18, 2015, 02:46:33 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 10:24:37 AM

Young ass Busta Rhymes

The Coming and When Disaster Strikes...

I miss this dude man

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2432 on:** February 18, 2015, 02:50:57 PM »

Just had terrible sushi. Shit was like sand.

bork · « **Reply #2433 on:** February 18, 2015, 03:22:47 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 18, 2015, 02:50:57 PM

Just had terrible sushi. Shit was like sand.

Bad sushi especially sucks. There's a a place in the food court at work that has sushi. Obviously not the place to expect anything anywhere near stellar, but I went there and almost threw up some really awful red tuna nigiri.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2434 on:** February 18, 2015, 03:28:12 PM »

Too much fat tuesday for me....feel like poop.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2435 on:** February 18, 2015, 03:43:50 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on February 18, 2015, 03:22:47 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 18, 2015, 02:50:57 PM
Just had terrible sushi. Shit was like sand.

Bad sushi especially sucks. There's a a place in the food court at work that has sushi. Obviously not the place to expect anything anywhere near stellar, but I went there and almost threw up some really awful red tuna nigiri.

Getting nigiri at a trash tier level sushi place

Stick to the basic bitch rolls at those places and you should be fine

Kara · « **Reply #2436 on:** February 18, 2015, 04:16:36 PM »

Bad meat served rare.

Kara · « **Reply #2437 on:** February 18, 2015, 04:31:18 PM »

Saw this headline: NICK GORDON TWEETS TATTOO OF BKB and I wondered why anyone would get a Black King Bar tattoo.

I haven't played Dota on the reg for almost a year.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #2438 on:** February 18, 2015, 04:32:26 PM »

Still snowed the fuck in

Trash pickup still scheduled for Thursday as usual

seems legit

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2439 on:** February 18, 2015, 05:03:32 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 18, 2015, 03:28:12 PM

Too much fat tuesday for me....feel like poop.

I ate an entire bag of oreos yesterday. Pretty sure it took 2 years off my life.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2440 on:** February 18, 2015, 05:15:15 PM »

God, if I could kill myself with oreos I so would.

king of the internet · « **Reply #2441 on:** February 18, 2015, 05:25:11 PM »

I could crush some oreos right now but it would definitely have to be the white ones though (vanilla oreos > regular oreos 4 life).

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #2442 on:** February 18, 2015, 06:29:54 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 18, 2015, 05:25:11 PM

I could crush some oreos right now but it would definitely have to be the white ones though (vanilla oreos > regular oreos 4 life).

Regulars or nothing at all for me

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #2443 on:** February 18, 2015, 06:39:49 PM »

Flying out to meet executives of a client and give a huge presentation who's whole essence can be summarized as

"You fucked

"

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2444 on:** February 18, 2015, 07:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2015, 05:15:15 PM

God, if I could kill myself with oreos I so would.

Oreos + Ice cold milk.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2445 on:** February 18, 2015, 07:22:28 PM »

I think I'm alone in this, but double stuff is too much creme. It's all about the cookie. Milk is a must.

Birthday cake Oreos are pretty fuckin good btw

king of the internet · « **Reply #2446 on:** February 18, 2015, 07:39:12 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 18, 2015, 07:22:28 PM

I think I'm alone in this, but double stuff is too much creme. It's all about the cookie. Milk is a must.

Birthday cake Oreos are pretty fuckin good btw

Plus packaged double stuff takes away the satisfaction of manually attaching two detached creamsided cookies.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2447 on:** February 18, 2015, 07:41:37 PM »

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manually attaching two detached creamsided cookies.

Sounds like what PD is doing for his birthday.

mormapope · « **Reply #2448 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:16:16 PM »

Regular oreos are way better than double stuffed, the best part of an oreo is the chocolate cookie part, the creme just compliments the cookie.

The gimmick oreo flavors amount to a game of Russian roulette, some are really good, some are pretty bad.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2449 on:** February 18, 2015, 10:29:57 PM »

Yeah I really liked the birthday cake like I said, but the red velvet were awful.

Kara · « **Reply #2450 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:40:20 AM »

Pretty sure I'm never going to get REM sleep again. That can kill you, right?

chronovore · « **Reply #2451 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:41:38 AM »

Regular Oreos, and I don’t need any of that partially-hydrogenated cream garbage. The chocolate cookie portion of an Oreo is manna from Nabisco heaven.

kick51 · « **Reply #2452 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:23:11 PM »

girl at the glasses store was very nice, trying to get me to talk, made a random video game joke (like what, really?), and I was all one word answers and "let's just get this business transaction over with" :'( I'm a terse douche when I'm hungry.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2453 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:24:45 PM »

Everyone only wants to talk about stupid GAF and stupid the Order

Kara · « **Reply #2454 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:42:26 PM »

"Hey can you work this weekend?"

And so it begins...

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2455 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:47:19 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 19, 2015, 05:32:19 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 19, 2015, 05:24:45 PM
Everyone only wants to talk about stupid GAF and stupid the Order

You know why the GAF thread exists, stop doing this to yourself.

I know bro, I'm just lamenting the fact that it's sucking up all the activity we have today

I want to argue about cocks or something

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2456 on:** February 19, 2015, 06:06:00 PM »

some dude at work took time out of his day to print this out as a humorous joke "that will make you think."

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2457 on:** February 19, 2015, 06:06:36 PM »

Make me think he's a dumbass, maybe

nachobro · « **Reply #2458 on:** February 19, 2015, 06:23:57 PM »

Hm I smoke dope. Maybe I can be president too.

Makes u think...

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2459 on:** February 19, 2015, 06:34:17 PM »

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 508831 times)