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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3120 on: March 31, 2015, 11:38:35 AM »
Best ham I've had was from a pig that was buried in the ground on hot coals for a day. :lawd
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3121 on: March 31, 2015, 11:39:46 AM »
Am, I'm not the gaylord questioning the value of ham.  This is not a race issue; its an issue of your ham hating and its unnaturalness.  I'm pretty sure this is a mental disorder in the older editions of the DSM.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3122 on: March 31, 2015, 11:42:46 AM »

You suck and your opinion sucks. Don't try to push your CAC faggotry onto me.

I guess this is the heart of the matter.

 Conflate food with racial identity, brehs.


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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3123 on: March 31, 2015, 11:43:16 AM »
Having hashbrowns and fried ham for lunch.   O ya.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3124 on: March 31, 2015, 11:44:40 AM »
Am, I'm not the gaylord questioning the value of ham.  This is not a race issue; its an issue of your ham hating and its unnaturalness.  I'm pretty sure this is a mental disorder in the older editions of the DSM.

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I guess this is the heart of the matter.

 Conflate food with racial identity, brehs.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3125 on: March 31, 2015, 11:45:07 AM »
wait the hawaiians make great ham and they aren't cacs in fact the guy who roasted a pig for me once a few years back (friend of father in law) calls everyone fuckin haoles
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3126 on: March 31, 2015, 11:46:45 AM »
wait the hawaiians make great ham and they aren't cacs in fact the guy who roasted a pig for me once a few years back (friend of father in law) calls everyone fuckin haoles

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3127 on: March 31, 2015, 11:47:44 AM »
People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.





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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3128 on: March 31, 2015, 11:51:21 AM »
I once made this argument to a classmate in university who I'm sure is now fighting in the Syrian Civil War or something equally :snoop and he got mad at me for offering a Marxist interpretation of history.

The shocking twist? This was before my ideological uplifting.


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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3129 on: March 31, 2015, 11:51:28 AM »
People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

Someone needs to get laid.
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« Reply #3130 on: March 31, 2015, 11:51:56 AM »
People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.
like british parliament and their 12 year old boys, ancient leaders just wanted all that tasty meat to themselves.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3131 on: March 31, 2015, 11:54:53 AM »
Equate ham to fucking young boys

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3132 on: March 31, 2015, 11:56:28 AM »
People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

Someone needs to get laid.
Someone needs to eat better honey baked ham.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3133 on: March 31, 2015, 12:01:25 PM »
Equate ham to fucking young boys

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fuck? i make love to these hams, breh.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3134 on: March 31, 2015, 12:04:17 PM »
Equate ham to fucking young boys

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fuck? i make love to these hams, breh.

Fucking Hams is what we called getting drunk and settling for a fat bitch in college.

"Where the fuck is Vularai?"

"Oh man, he fucked a ham last night, he's probably in hiding"

"Ah yeah"
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3135 on: March 31, 2015, 12:07:21 PM »


Try to deny this shit bitch.  Just try. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3136 on: March 31, 2015, 12:09:00 PM »
that ham may be screaming no, but it's body is crying yes.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3137 on: March 31, 2015, 12:11:20 PM »
Going to pig out and put syrup on the hashbrowns too.  ahhhh ya

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3138 on: March 31, 2015, 12:12:44 PM »
Going to pig out and put syrup on the hashbrowns too.  ahhhh ya
post some pics to TOR so I can check them out through my proxies :phil
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3140 on: March 31, 2015, 12:16:56 PM »
This thread is quickly becoming NSFW. :ahhh


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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3141 on: March 31, 2015, 12:25:10 PM »
Mouth orgasms. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3142 on: March 31, 2015, 12:32:19 PM »
Regular or Honey glazed ham: Plain and terribad.



Honey glazed is the food of gods :aah

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3143 on: March 31, 2015, 01:43:18 PM »
Looks like Am ran away.  Guess he struggled with how delicious my meat is but I just shoved it down is throat until he couldn't take it anymore.


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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3144 on: March 31, 2015, 01:51:18 PM »
Can we agree ham is better than turkey brehs? Maybe the women in my family just can't cook turkey but I've never fucked with it. Some foods I recognize are probably good but I've never had a good version of it. Like pot roast - my mom always made it taste meh. But I can't imagine turkey ever reaching beyond "meh it's ok I guess" levels no matter what.

This post is a risk btw. I will either be exposed as a plebe or more will come out the closest and admit turkey is trash.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3145 on: March 31, 2015, 01:57:31 PM »
Turkey is good if it isn't dry.  It's a nice change from chicken every once in a while, still when you got chicken turkey isn't necessary. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3146 on: March 31, 2015, 01:59:48 PM »
So back to the struggle.
Finished booking everything. I'm going to have 8 flights in 5 days. This is gonna suck.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3147 on: March 31, 2015, 02:06:58 PM »
Turkey is good if it isn't dry.  It's a nice change from chicken every once in a while, still when you got chicken turkey isn't necessary.

Turkey skin :lawd

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« Reply #3148 on: March 31, 2015, 02:25:34 PM »
Didn't get a scholarship worth a hundred grand  :(  Also got an email from my supervisor saying my thesis is due 2 days early.  Fuck.  So done with gradschool.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3149 on: March 31, 2015, 04:23:57 PM »
The ham farts are back

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3150 on: March 31, 2015, 04:30:24 PM »
Turkey is great

Ham is great


Like...this shit isn't difficult, living your life around arbitrary dichotomies has to be exhausting

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3151 on: March 31, 2015, 04:45:19 PM »
Bad ham is crime. That vile ham that is formed from multiple pieces of meat.

Good ham however is fantastic, especially the texture. Firm and really juicy at the same time, on white bread with some butter. Unhateable.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3152 on: March 31, 2015, 05:09:35 PM »
Can we agree ham is better than turkey brehs? Maybe the women in my family just can't cook turkey but I've never fucked with it. Some foods I recognize are probably good but I've never had a good version of it. Like pot roast - my mom always made it taste meh. But I can't imagine turkey ever reaching beyond "meh it's ok I guess" levels no matter what.

This post is a risk btw. I will either be exposed as a plebe or more will come out the closest and admit turkey is trash.

breh let me welcome you with open arms. Turkey is a mediocre meat through and through. don't get me wrong; it has its uses. like chicken you can combine it with a lot to come up with something great. it's amazing for sandwiches. but on its own, or even worse as a substitute, shit is bland trash. tastes like ingrained chicken marinated in pure boredom.

that's why thanksgiving for me will always be about sides and pies. so much better than the main event.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3153 on: March 31, 2015, 05:19:40 PM »
Aside from turkey sandwiches :aah

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« Reply #3154 on: March 31, 2015, 05:26:27 PM »
Plus I hate getting judging stares when people see my Thanksgiving plate is just a bunch of side dishes.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3155 on: March 31, 2015, 06:12:58 PM »
I really hate ham and most pork products.  If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.
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« Reply #3156 on: March 31, 2015, 06:14:43 PM »
Go sit in the corner with Am. 


Disgusting. 

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« Reply #3157 on: March 31, 2015, 06:17:09 PM »
Ham is just okay. It's usually edible but a pretty boring meat overall. I've never been like wow, this ham is amazing!!  :o

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3158 on: March 31, 2015, 06:38:27 PM »
I really hate ham and most pork products.  If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.

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« Reply #3159 on: March 31, 2015, 06:42:13 PM »
I think the ultimate test of my feelings toward Ham is that I would never order it in a restaurant. Something with ham in it perhaps, but I would most certainly choose say, bacon or chorizo given the choice.

ham with cream sauce pasta
a big-ass ham slice with a breakfast plate

two perfect uses of ham

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3160 on: March 31, 2015, 07:48:46 PM »
> working on my computer
> get notification on my phone
> check notification on phone
> proceed to respond using phone’s keyboard instead of PC

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3161 on: March 31, 2015, 09:25:37 PM »
Yall families serving up some wack ass bird. Probably has no rubs on it, no basting :fbm

Truth right here.

I get it. I was once in that boat. My mom's turkey was decent, better than most. Everybody else in my family did the typical overcooked pile of shit.

But my husband, he saw the potential. Or... he was unemployed during the holidays a few years back, watched too much Food Network, and was bored as shit as Thanksgiving quickly approached. I love turkey now, and my mom uses his recipe. So damn good.

Ham's still my GOAT though. :heartbeat
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3162 on: March 31, 2015, 11:06:33 PM »
So I legitimately think I had a panic attack today.  :(  Every time I think about my thesis and how disappointed with my work for the last year I start to freak out.  Thesis is due on Friday.  It's total crap.  My supervisor is giving my May off and I think I'm going to talk to a someone then.  Shit is killing me. 

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« Reply #3163 on: March 31, 2015, 11:07:49 PM »
 :(

I can provide no help whatsoever but good luck dude. I remember those feels. you'll make it bb.
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« Reply #3164 on: March 31, 2015, 11:11:57 PM »
I think its mostly because I worked so hard for 4 years in undergrad for this and I completely wasted it/wasn't good enough for it.

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3165 on: April 01, 2015, 01:43:40 AM »
The cool thing about rational anxiety is that talking to someone doesn't help and you get anti-anxiety meds. :aah

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« Reply #3166 on: April 01, 2015, 10:31:37 AM »
Have to give a presentation on shitty class project then meet with my supervisor today; Jesus the stress

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3167 on: April 01, 2015, 12:46:40 PM »
Trying not to laugh or smh too hard...coworker just spent $35 on takeout for...

-a (admittedly good looking/smelling, large) burger
-a side of fries (ie not many)
-a medium amount of calamari
-a "thick vanilla shake" that's like a medium sized McDonalds shake

:mindblown

He got it through Grubhub, from a local burger/bar place so the delivery fee+tax+tip inflate the cost but jesus....you could get a mountain of food for $35 at most places just by picking the food up yourself.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3168 on: April 01, 2015, 12:56:04 PM »
You could get a delicious Italian dinner for that price.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3169 on: April 01, 2015, 01:16:08 PM »
I've always disliked expensive Italian dinners.
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3170 on: April 01, 2015, 02:46:11 PM »
I really hate ham and most pork products.  If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.

Beef... bacon...? :mindblown

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« Reply #3171 on: April 01, 2015, 02:52:28 PM »
Had a bucket full of ham and cheese for lunch, with 4 white chocolate macidema nut cookies.  Had a coffee crisp for breakfast 

Also gave Nami some ham last night and she decided to sleep butt to my face and she leaked ham smell all night :(

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« Reply #3172 on: April 01, 2015, 03:20:09 PM »
ummm make that 8 white chocolate macidema nut cookies.  I ate the whole pack. 

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3173 on: April 01, 2015, 03:33:27 PM »
What are you going to do when you run out of ham, FM?
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3174 on: April 01, 2015, 03:44:25 PM »
Go back to being a loser without a topic to socialize around. *



I got another 4kg in the freezer and if I throw out the veggie bags I could fit another in there while its on sale.


Also I had too much sugar.  Now my throat is soar. 

*edit:  that was a statement about myself not an imperative. 
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3175 on: April 01, 2015, 03:47:49 PM »
Humble Bundle wants to authorize my browser but doesn't send out the mail so I can do that. Not the first time that their e-mail server is slow as shit too.
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« Reply #3176 on: April 01, 2015, 03:52:51 PM »
Scratch that, I'm a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who forgot that he has Humble Bundle e-mails set up for a specific folder  :stahp
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« Reply #3177 on: April 01, 2015, 04:02:00 PM »
Humble Bundle wants to authorize my browser but doesn't send out the mail so I can do that. Not the first time that their e-mail server is slow as shit too.

You getting that Stickball Bundle, breh? :hitler
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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3178 on: April 01, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »
Think I'm coming down with a cold  :goty2

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Re: Please share your struggle of the day
« Reply #3179 on: April 01, 2015, 04:15:07 PM »
realizing you chose a poor insurance plan
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