Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 517865 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3120 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:38:35 AM »

Best ham I've had was from a pig that was buried in the ground on hot coals for a day.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3121 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:39:46 AM »

Am, I'm not the gaylord questioning the value of ham. This is not a race issue; its an issue of your ham hating and its unnaturalness. I'm pretty sure this is a mental disorder in the older editions of the DSM.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3122 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:42:46 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 11:33:21 AM

You suck and your opinion sucks. Don't try to push your CAC faggotry onto me.

I guess this is the heart of the matter.

Conflate food with racial identity, brehs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3123 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:43:16 AM »

Having hashbrowns and fried ham for lunch. O ya.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3124 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:44:40 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 11:39:46 AM

Am, I'm not the gaylord questioning the value of ham. This is not a race issue; its an issue of your ham hating and its unnaturalness. I'm pretty sure this is a mental disorder in the older editions of the DSM.

Quote from: Bitchcakes McDuck

I guess this is the heart of the matter.

Conflate food with racial identity, brehs.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3125 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:45:07 AM »

wait the hawaiians make great ham and they aren't cacs in fact the guy who roasted a pig for me once a few years back (friend of father in law) calls everyone fuckin haoles

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3126 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:46:45 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 11:45:07 AM

wait the hawaiians make great ham and they aren't cacs in fact the guy who roasted a pig for me once a few years back (friend of father in law) calls everyone fuckin haoles

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3127 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:47:44 AM »

People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

Kara · « **Reply #3128 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:51:21 AM »

I once made this argument to a classmate in university who I'm sure is now fighting in the Syrian Civil War or something equally

and he got mad at me for offering a Marxist interpretation of history.

The shocking twist? This was before my ideological uplifting.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3129 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:51:28 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 31, 2015, 11:47:44 AM

People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

Someone needs to get laid.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3130 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:51:56 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 31, 2015, 11:47:44 AM

People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

like british parliament and their 12 year old boys, ancient leaders just wanted all that tasty meat to themselves.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3131 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:54:53 AM »

Equate ham to fucking young boys

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3132 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:56:28 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 11:51:28 AM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 31, 2015, 11:47:44 AM
People surmise that ancient religions banned eating pork to cut down on food-bourne illnesses among their people. But I bet it was the fact that honey baked ham tasted close to what premarital sex felt like and they got confused.

Someone needs to get laid.

Someone needs to eat better honey baked ham.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3133 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 11:54:53 AM

Equate ham to fucking young boys

fuck? i make love to these hams, breh.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3134 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:04:17 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 31, 2015, 12:01:25 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 11:54:53 AM
Equate ham to fucking young boys

fuck? i make love to these hams, breh.

Fucking Hams is what we called getting drunk and settling for a fat bitch in college.

"Where the fuck is Vularai?"

"Oh man, he fucked a ham last night, he's probably in hiding"

"Ah yeah"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3135 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:07:21 PM »

Try to deny this shit bitch. Just try.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3136 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:09:00 PM »

that ham may be screaming no, but it's body is crying yes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3137 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:11:20 PM »

Going to pig out and put syrup on the hashbrowns too. ahhhh ya

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3138 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:12:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 12:11:20 PM

Going to pig out and put syrup on the hashbrowns too. ahhhh ya

post some pics to TOR so I can check them out through my proxies

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3139 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:15:38 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3140 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:16:56 PM »

This thread is quickly becoming NSFW. :ahhh

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3141 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:25:10 PM »

Mouth orgasms.

Tasty · « **Reply #3142 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 08:34:19 AM

Regular or Honey glazed ham: Plain and terribad.

Honey glazed is the food of gods

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3143 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:43:18 PM »

Looks like Am ran away. Guess he struggled with how delicious my meat is but I just shoved it down is throat until he couldn't take it anymore.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3144 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:51:18 PM »

Can we agree ham is better than turkey brehs? Maybe the women in my family just can't cook turkey but I've never fucked with it. Some foods I recognize are probably good but I've never had a good version of it. Like pot roast - my mom always made it taste meh. But I can't imagine turkey ever reaching beyond "meh it's ok I guess" levels no matter what.

This post is a risk btw. I will either be exposed as a plebe or more will come out the closest and admit turkey is trash.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3145 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:57:31 PM »

Turkey is good if it isn't dry. It's a nice change from chicken every once in a while, still when you got chicken turkey isn't necessary.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3146 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:59:48 PM »

So back to the struggle.
Finished booking everything. I'm going to have 8 flights in 5 days. This is gonna suck.

Tasty · « **Reply #3147 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:06:58 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 31, 2015, 01:57:31 PM

Turkey is good if it isn't dry. It's a nice change from chicken every once in a while, still when you got chicken turkey isn't necessary.

Turkey skin

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3148 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:25:34 PM »

Didn't get a scholarship worth a hundred grand

Also got an email from my supervisor saying my thesis is due 2 days early. Fuck. So done with gradschool.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3149 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:23:57 PM »

The ham farts are back

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #3150 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:30:24 PM »

Turkey is great

Ham is great

Like...this shit isn't difficult, living your life around arbitrary dichotomies has to be exhausting

Fifstar · « **Reply #3151 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:45:19 PM »

Bad ham is crime. That vile ham that is formed from multiple pieces of meat.

Good ham however is fantastic, especially the texture. Firm and really juicy at the same time, on white bread with some butter. Unhateable.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3152 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2015, 01:51:18 PM

Can we agree ham is better than turkey brehs? Maybe the women in my family just can't cook turkey but I've never fucked with it. Some foods I recognize are probably good but I've never had a good version of it. Like pot roast - my mom always made it taste meh. But I can't imagine turkey ever reaching beyond "meh it's ok I guess" levels no matter what.

This post is a risk btw. I will either be exposed as a plebe or more will come out the closest and admit turkey is trash.

breh let me welcome you with open arms. Turkey is a mediocre meat through and through. don't get me wrong; it has its uses. like chicken you can combine it with a lot to come up with something great. it's amazing for sandwiches. but on its own, or even worse as a substitute, shit is bland trash. tastes like ingrained chicken marinated in pure boredom.

that's why thanksgiving for me will always be about sides and pies. so much better than the main event.

king of the internet · « **Reply #3153 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:19:40 PM »

Aside from turkey sandwiches

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3154 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:26:27 PM »

Plus I hate getting judging stares when people see my Thanksgiving plate is just a bunch of side dishes.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3155 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:12:58 PM »

I really hate ham and most pork products. If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3156 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:14:43 PM »

Go sit in the corner with Am.

Disgusting.

king of the internet · « **Reply #3157 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:17:09 PM »

Ham is just okay. It's usually edible but a pretty boring meat overall. I've never been like wow, this ham is amazing!!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3158 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:38:27 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 31, 2015, 06:12:58 PM

I really hate ham and most pork products. If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3159 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 31, 2015, 06:20:48 PM

I think the ultimate test of my feelings toward Ham is that I would never order it in a restaurant. Something with ham in it perhaps, but I would most certainly choose say, bacon or chorizo given the choice.

ham with cream sauce pasta
a big-ass ham slice with a breakfast plate

two perfect uses of ham

chronovore · « **Reply #3160 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:48:46 PM »

> working on my computer
> get notification on my phone
> check notification on phone
> proceed to respond using phone’s keyboard instead of PC

lennedsay · « **Reply #3161 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:25:37 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 31, 2015, 05:29:50 PM

Yall families serving up some wack ass bird. Probably has no rubs on it, no basting

Truth right here.

I get it. I was once in that boat. My mom's turkey was decent, better than most. Everybody else in my family did the typical overcooked pile of shit.

But my husband, he saw the potential. Or... he was unemployed during the holidays a few years back, watched too much Food Network, and was bored as shit as Thanksgiving quickly approached. I love turkey now, and my mom uses his recipe. So damn good.

Ham's still my GOAT though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3162 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:06:33 PM »

So I legitimately think I had a panic attack today.

Every time I think about my thesis and how disappointed with my work for the last year I start to freak out. Thesis is due on Friday. It's total crap. My supervisor is giving my May off and I think I'm going to talk to a someone then. Shit is killing me.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3163 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:07:49 PM »

I can provide no help whatsoever but good luck dude. I remember those feels. you'll make it bb.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3164 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:11:57 PM »

I think its mostly because I worked so hard for 4 years in undergrad for this and I completely wasted it/wasn't good enough for it.

Kara · « **Reply #3165 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:43:40 AM »

The cool thing about rational anxiety is that talking to someone doesn't help and you get anti-anxiety meds.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3166 on:** April 01, 2015, 10:31:37 AM »

Have to give a presentation on shitty class project then meet with my supervisor today; Jesus the stress

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3167 on:** April 01, 2015, 12:46:40 PM »

Trying not to laugh or smh too hard...coworker just spent $35 on takeout for...

-a (admittedly good looking/smelling, large) burger
-a side of fries (ie not many)
-a medium amount of calamari
-a "thick vanilla shake" that's like a medium sized McDonalds shake

He got it through Grubhub, from a local burger/bar place so the delivery fee+tax+tip inflate the cost but jesus....you could get a mountain of food for $35 at most places just by picking the food up yourself.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3168 on:** April 01, 2015, 12:56:04 PM »

You could get a delicious Italian dinner for that price.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3169 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:16:08 PM »

I've always disliked expensive Italian dinners.

Tasty · « **Reply #3170 on:** April 01, 2015, 02:46:11 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 31, 2015, 06:12:58 PM

I really hate ham and most pork products. If I have bacon, it's usually beef bacon.

Beef... bacon...?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3171 on:** April 01, 2015, 02:52:28 PM »

Had a bucket full of ham and cheese for lunch, with 4 white chocolate macidema nut cookies. Had a coffee crisp for breakfast

Also gave Nami some ham last night and she decided to sleep butt to my face and she leaked ham smell all night

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3172 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:20:09 PM »

ummm make that 8 white chocolate macidema nut cookies. I ate the whole pack.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3173 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:33:27 PM »

What are you going to do when you run out of ham, FM?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3174 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:44:25 PM »

Go back to being a loser without a topic to socialize around. *

I got another 4kg in the freezer and if I throw out the veggie bags I could fit another in there while its on sale.

Also I had too much sugar. Now my throat is soar.

*edit: that was a statement about myself not an imperative.

Fifstar · « **Reply #3175 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:47:49 PM »

Humble Bundle wants to authorize my browser but doesn't send out the mail so I can do that. Not the first time that their e-mail server is slow as shit too.

Fifstar · « **Reply #3176 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:52:51 PM »

Scratch that, I'm a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who forgot that he has Humble Bundle e-mails set up for a specific folder

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3177 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Fifstar on April 01, 2015, 03:47:49 PM

Humble Bundle wants to authorize my browser but doesn't send out the mail so I can do that. Not the first time that their e-mail server is slow as shit too.

You getting that Stickball Bundle, breh?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #3178 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »

Think I'm coming down with a cold

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3179 on:** April 01, 2015, 04:15:07 PM »

realizing you chose a poor insurance plan

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Author Topic: Please share your struggle of the day (Read 517865 times)