Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 799726 times)

Raist · « **Reply #4500 on:** February 08, 2018, 05:55:27 AM »

The cats are the HR staff.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #4501 on:** February 08, 2018, 06:34:30 AM »

I am watching a film about giant fire spiders called Lavantula. It not as good as Sharknado 5 but what is

Corporal · « **Reply #4502 on:** February 08, 2018, 01:09:32 PM »

I have shed the shackles of mortal flesh and have the GPS track to prove it.

All I did was visit a friend, go to a restaurant to eat some Sushi with them, and buy a few things at a nearby Asia market. Just look how I masterfully phased through solid concrete and massive buildings and danced straight across a minor but still very busy highway.

I rock.

Oh, and I also managed to finally achieve the recommended 8000 steps per day. Well, I guess the sushi might have offset any gains, but hey, baby steps. Eight Fucking Thousand of them. Now I only need to get used to all this walking.

(So yeah, my Smartwatch miiiiight just have a few issues with losing the GPS signal inside buildings)

Valkyrie · « **Reply #4503 on:** February 09, 2018, 12:01:11 PM »

I survived meeting both my ex (after 4 months) and my dad the same week. Ironically both are people I wish I could cut out, but can't because of my daughter. Also ironic (but a blessing) is that neither of them live in this country, so I don't have to see them again for many months.

chronovore · « **Reply #4504 on:** February 09, 2018, 09:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 09, 2018, 12:01:11 PM

I survived meeting both my ex (after 4 months) and my dad the same week. Ironically both are people I wish I could cut out, but can't because of my daughter. Also ironic (but a blessing) is that neither of them live in this country, so I don't have to see them again for many months.

edit: dunno what that thread was; I'd meant to copy-paste that YT link, but apparently my clipboard was uncooperative.

skullstorm · « **Reply #4505 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:01:15 PM »

My parents gave me a vintage kinetic sculpture that used to belong to my grandparents. I remember when I was little it used to be on top of my grandparents' tv and I thought it was the antenna

I was always fascinated with it as a kid and now it's mine yesss. It's like this:

It's Danish and most likely from the 60s. I don't know where I'll put it yet but maybe it'll find a place near some other old stuff that used to belong to my grandparents (both from my mom and dad's side). I don't have a lot left to remember them by so I cherish the quirky little items I've managed to get my hands on.

Raist · « **Reply #4506 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:20:05 PM »

That's a sex toy mate.

skullstorm · « **Reply #4507 on:** February 10, 2018, 04:10:19 PM »

I'm going to need TVC to confirm that

archnemesis · « **Reply #4508 on:** February 13, 2018, 06:18:51 AM »

Today I got free cake and pastries at a free open preschool during my paid parental leave. Socialism is pretty good at times.

shosta · « **Reply #4509 on:** February 14, 2018, 05:20:55 AM »

Hey Lager, how's the coffee cart coming?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4510 on:** February 14, 2018, 05:38:38 AM »

Well its in the research phase, the spot i wanted to “camp” is not on municipilaty ground so I have to get permission elsewhere. My contact at the city is on holidays this week so ill talk to him again monday, might be other good spots id like to discuss.

Last week I was back in he fatherland for my grandmas funeral so only really feel unemployment started this week.

I have 3 months paid leave now so taking it easy, started painting the bathroom today. Plenty of other things to do around the house too

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4511 on:** February 15, 2018, 01:59:20 AM »

Wife brought me a gift (plus some other stuff for both of us)

At first I was like lol, but then she used one and I was like wow ok thats nice

shosta · « **Reply #4512 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:10:53 AM »

please tell me you put that in your butt

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4513 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:19:46 AM »

Lol no man

team filler · « **Reply #4514 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:24:06 AM »

you put it over a penis and then put the penis in ur butts

TVC15 · « **Reply #4515 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:25:17 AM »

I got to spend a bunch of days in a row with awesome poodles.

shosta · « **Reply #4516 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:25:20 AM »

oh my fucking GAWD this is disgusting
you're disgusting

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I'm actually laughing irl right now because I literally thought they were vibrators, lol

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Raist · « **Reply #4517 on:** February 15, 2018, 03:42:24 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 15, 2018, 01:59:20 AM

Wife brought me a gift (plus some other stuff for both of us)

At first I was like lol, but then she used one and I was like wow ok thats nice

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bork · « **Reply #4518 on:** February 15, 2018, 09:24:46 AM »

Got pulled over the other day because my tag expired. Turns out I never renewed it and had been driving for almost a year with the expired tag! Didn't get a ticket and the cop let me go.

Got that tag renewed ASAP. Thought I might have to pay a penalty fee or something, but nope...just $20.

desert punk · « **Reply #4519 on:** February 15, 2018, 09:52:02 AM »

Quote from: Dos Locos Tacos on February 15, 2018, 09:24:46 AM

Got pulled over the other day because my tag expired. Turns out I never renewed it and had been driving for almost a year with the expired tag! Didn't get a ticket and the cop let me go.

Got that tag renewed ASAP. Thought I might have to pay a penalty fee or something, but nope...just $20.

Don't wanna rain on your parade but they might still get back to you for that

Had something similar happening to me late last year, tho it concernced my apartment. Went to the authorities to get it over with, expecting to pay a penalty too. Dude handling my case said nothing to me about no fees or anything. Three weeks later I received a letter from said authorities saying I do have to pay a penalty

Fool was either too lazy or too scared to argue with me and left me happy for no fucking reason

bork · « **Reply #4520 on:** February 15, 2018, 08:03:23 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #4521 on:** February 15, 2018, 08:38:23 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 15, 2018, 01:59:20 AM

Wife brought me a gift (plus some other stuff for both of us)

At first I was like lol, but then she used one and I was like wow ok thats nice

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So are these one use then you throw them out, or do you wash and reuse them?

Atramental · « **Reply #4522 on:** February 15, 2018, 09:38:37 PM »

I refrained from drunk texting back my ex-fling and masturbated to chubby gals on the internet instead.

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I can’t believe I have a chubby fetish now tho

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TVC15 · « **Reply #4523 on:** February 15, 2018, 09:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2018, 09:38:37 PM

I refrained from drunk texting back my ex-fling and masturbated to chubby gals on the internet instead.

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I can’t believe I have a chubby fetish now tho
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You mean stuff like this?

Feeders/gainers are really interesting. Women really have it so much easier than men.

Atramental · « **Reply #4524 on:** February 15, 2018, 09:51:47 PM »

Not specifically that

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the red head could get it tho if I was bit more inebriated

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4525 on:** February 16, 2018, 12:53:35 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 15, 2018, 08:38:23 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 15, 2018, 01:59:20 AM
Wife brought me a gift (plus some other stuff for both of us)

At first I was like lol, but then she used one and I was like wow ok thats nice

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So are these one use then you throw them out, or do you wash and reuse them?

I think you could reuse them if you take care of them, but they are meant as one offs.

Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2018, 09:38:37 PM

I refrained from drunk texting back my ex-fling and masturbated to chubby gals on the internet instead.

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I can’t believe I have a chubby fetish now tho
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Nothing wrong with a bit of booty.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #4526 on:** February 16, 2018, 01:43:58 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2018, 09:51:47 PM

Not specifically that

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the red head could get it tho if I was bit more inebriated
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Those girls are unhealthily obese, not “chubby”.

Atramental · « **Reply #4527 on:** February 16, 2018, 08:06:45 AM »

Heh. I guess you haven’t been to America recently.

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I wish I was joking

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skullstorm · « **Reply #4528 on:** February 16, 2018, 02:19:52 PM »

I bought a chubby barbie

Oblivion · « **Reply #4529 on:** February 17, 2018, 04:09:19 PM »

I got a $3 pay bump at my second job.

hungrynoob · « **Reply #4530 on:** February 17, 2018, 04:35:59 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 16, 2018, 01:43:58 AM

Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2018, 09:51:47 PM
Not specifically that

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the red head could get it tho if I was bit more inebriated
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Those girls are unhealthily obese, not “chubby”.

fat shaming fatophobe.

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I have a triumph to post, i revealed to my work about body language/facial reading skills and was quite embarrassed because ive kept it so secret irl and was expecting for people to be pretty defensive about it, but in actual fact theyve asked me to give a presentation to board of directors and other senior managers, to fully sell the idea - in hopes of improving negotiations. Fuckin ye boy

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4531 on:** February 20, 2018, 02:06:49 PM »

Beat my friend in fifa

Took a nap on the couch in the sun

Got many kisses from my daughter

Now my wife is scratching my head

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4532 on:** February 20, 2018, 04:21:24 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on February 20, 2018, 01:58:00 PM

I am the most optimistic I've been in almost three years that I can improve my life.

We're all gonna make it brehs.

we gon be alright

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #4533 on:** February 20, 2018, 05:31:57 PM »

so on a whim i applied for a job because the role sounded interesting even though i'm not qualified for it (and that's reflected by the fact the salary plus benefits makes the package 50% more than my current one). i got called for an interview with a senior vp and turns out he liked me so much he's verbally made me an offer for more than the salary advertised and is making hr fast track getting the paperwork over to me. if the offer in writing is what he says it is i am saying yes in a heartbeat

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4534 on:** February 20, 2018, 06:09:47 PM »

What field are you in Crash Dummy?

Raist · « **Reply #4535 on:** February 20, 2018, 06:19:33 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on February 20, 2018, 06:09:47 PM

What field are you in Crash Dummy?

Car safety duh.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #4536 on:** February 21, 2018, 03:18:55 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on February 20, 2018, 06:09:47 PM

What field are you in Crash Dummy?

tax, specifically indirect taxes

Tasty · « **Reply #4537 on:** February 22, 2018, 01:13:29 AM »

After so many fucking weekends of work I finally got cloud save states working in my LSDj web app.

Fuck Blob and FileReader and files in general.

2.7 MB at least for a Gameboy save state?!

Anyways beta release not far off now brehs!

shosta · « **Reply #4538 on:** February 22, 2018, 01:15:41 AM »

What was the issue? Lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #4539 on:** February 22, 2018, 02:08:27 AM »

Drained my iPad Pro from 100% to 4% in a single session and didn’t get out of bed outside of peeing and pooping and acquiring alcohol and weeeeed.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #4540 on:** February 22, 2018, 11:17:26 PM »

There's this piece that's sorta just a piece that most people ignore or just overlook, me too. But a friend was talking to me a while ago asked me if I had played it, and I said that I wasn't all that interested and they said that I really should consider it because it seemed like something that would be really my style. I noted it and really just started giving it a serious try this week. Man, they were right. It fits so nicely. I feel bad for having overlooked it all this time as just another piece. Good music

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4541 on:** February 23, 2018, 10:26:48 AM »

Arrived at the pub to meet with some old coworkers

Apparently its happy hour and beers are 4 bucks instead of 8

Nabbis · « **Reply #4542 on:** February 23, 2018, 10:31:50 AM »

8 bucks a beer... Just shoot me.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4543 on:** February 23, 2018, 10:36:09 AM »

Thats a conservative estimate, it can easily be 10 or more

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4544 on:** February 23, 2018, 10:45:38 AM »

But you know the bartender is on living wages and can have a mortgage

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4545 on:** February 23, 2018, 11:02:55 AM »

8 bucks a beer is pretty standard at chain restaurants. Not so much at your average bar.

Tasty · « **Reply #4546 on:** February 23, 2018, 11:37:36 AM »

There are non-packie beers less than $8??

TVC15 · « **Reply #4547 on:** February 23, 2018, 11:47:40 AM »

Beer is for old men and rapists/frat boys.

chronovore · « **Reply #4548 on:** February 23, 2018, 01:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on February 23, 2018, 10:31:50 AM

8 bucks a beer... Just shoot me.

I was paying US$9 for draft beers at a brick-and-mortar restaurant that had sprung from its food-truck origins. This is the future liberals want.

shosta · « **Reply #4549 on:** February 23, 2018, 01:08:59 PM »

I'm paying $2-3 bucks at a bar for a beer period.

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #4550 on:** February 23, 2018, 01:58:54 PM »

So I've had a crush on this girl I have known for a couple years. The thing is, she's gay so I never thought I had a chance and didn't want to be that dude making a pass at a gay friend.

So I just let it go. Well, a few nights ago she asked me out for a drink and when we were leaving she blew my mind and just jumped on top of me in the car in her driveway.

We have been hooking up every free moment we get since then. You guys don't even know how much I've wanted this.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #4551 on:** February 23, 2018, 02:35:52 PM »

Minor stuff that helped me through the week:

- Built a new PC desk+chair, feels great being back on a proper battlestation. Also building shit yourself always feels pretty rewarding in a therapeutic way.
- Got a new kitchen table so we no longer have to eat in the living room, which means I don't have to tell my daughter to stop whiping off pasta sauce on the couch.
- Spent my first night alone home without my daughter ever since she was born. Felt weird, but nice. I deserved that, it's been almost 3 years. lmao
- Took initiative to contact a girl I grew up with that I've missed a lot since we lost contact too many years ago. We both have kids too now, which makes it more easy.

zomgee · « **Reply #4552 on:** February 23, 2018, 02:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 23, 2018, 02:35:52 PM

- Took initiative to contact a girl I grew up with that I've missed a lot since we lost contact too many years ago. We both have kids too now, which makes it more easy.

This sounds like it could be a big help, someone to lean on.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #4553 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:19:26 PM »

What do you mean, I only play Tetris and Minesweeper on my PC.

Quote from: zomgee on February 23, 2018, 02:38:55 PM

This sounds like it could be a big help, someone to lean on.

I don't need anyone to lean on, but I miss our friendship. She's a great person and we had a lot of fun. One of the reasons I looked forward to moving back home.

zomgee · « **Reply #4554 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:21:14 PM »

Valkyrie -

We all need
somebody
to leeeeeean on

Valkyrie · « **Reply #4555 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:34:51 PM »

A cat would be nice though.

Raist · « **Reply #4556 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Nabbis on February 23, 2018, 10:31:50 AM

8 bucks a beer... Just shoot me.

Welp, don't visit London.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4557 on:** February 23, 2018, 03:53:30 PM »

Everyone should have a tiny poodle in their laps. It makes everything so much better. It makes me better. Better than you. You’re all just such worthless trash. You fell out of the dumpster and some bum wiped his ass with you and threw you under the dumpster and now there’s just garbage liquid dripping on you, old coffee and shit fish fluid and old cooking oil, and you’re covered in shit and blood from bum’s busted hemorrhoids.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4558 on:** February 23, 2018, 04:52:18 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on February 23, 2018, 03:13:37 PM

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 23, 2018, 02:35:52 PM
- Built a new PC desk+chair, feels great being back on a proper battlestation.

Building a new PC
Using it play games like Overwatch

Hating on blizz

Waiting for wow classic

chronovore · « **Reply #4559 on:** February 23, 2018, 07:19:20 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 23, 2018, 03:34:51 PM

A cat would be nice though.

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That movie is so much better than the first one!

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 799726 times)