most of us on here come across as complete fucking psychopaths based on our posts.
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(Image removed from quote.)I think this one might actually be a real quote.
I’m not sure I know what you’re asking.
What?
So, one day, I’m out in the middle of the Bering Sea, and I haul my crab trap out of the water, and wouldn’t you know it, there in the cage is celebrated author Philip Roth. ‘I wrote the books!’ he screams at me through the bars of the cage. ‘I wrote the long books and the short books!’ And I scream right back at him, ‘Shut up! Just shut up for once in your goddamn life, Philip Roth!’ And so there’s Philip Roth, dripping wet in my crab trap in the middle of the ocean, shrieking the titles of all his books in reverse chronological order, and there’s me with tears of rage streaming down my face while I scream at him to just be quiet. It was complete mayhem. Eventually I just threw him back into the ocean, where I hope he drowned.
The only things I’ve caught in my crab traps are crabs.
Just crabs.
“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship. Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.
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Leave Prole alone, chrono. He's an old man now and he can't do the things anymore that he used to be able to do when he was younger.
Quote“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship. Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.
Progress! This Video Game’s Protagonist Is A Deaf Woman Holy fucking shit.
http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-10-saddest-tv-deaths-all-time-3272
http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating#homeClickhole is here to save our health.
After issuing repeated warnings about the gaming industry’s kowtowing to feminists by making more and more video games marketed to women—and being roundly criticized for the lengths it went to punish those responsible—it seems Gamergate was right all along
Incredible: This Man Reduced Gun Violence In His Community By 80% By Moving Out p/url]
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