#dunhamgate

[Eschaton]

http://www.businessinsider.com/lena-dunham-rage-spiral-after-site-accuses-her-of-molestation-2014-11

“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven.

“Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Webb, and her uterus, the size of a thimble.

“Does her vagina look like mine?”

“I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.”

One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.

My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!”

My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.

OG right wing site article : http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/lena-dunham-describes-sexually-abusing-her-toddler-sister

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mods pls

[Kara]

Depression Spiral is going to be the next username I request.

[Sausage]

Good string of tweets on this. https://twitter.com/diannaeanderson/status/528669308201598976

[Yulwei]

felt so fucking skeeved out while reading that shit ffs why is she acting like that is just something quirky she did

[Phoenix Dark]

[brob]

This combined with Dunham's writing on traveling in Asia has left me with the impression that Dunham is quite good at showing herself to be a piece of garbage all on her own.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Somebody punch this bitch in the spleen

[Mr. Nobody]

My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.

Jesus Christ

I can't even make the "cacdemon" joke I was thinking of

[helios]

Rage spiral sounds like something that should have been in Gurren Lagann

[Phoenix Dark]

Obviously autobiographies often reveal a host of crazy shit, but the tone is what separates this from say...Richard Wright talking about killing his cat and burning his house down. She not only seems to think this is some funny #girlpower joke, she also clearly has no respect for her sister's privacy. I eagerly await her response/defense/victim card playing.

And right before Thanksgiving too. That's gonna be awkward as fuck.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i don't care about this

[Atramental]

[Verdigris Murder]

Vaginas and aesthetic comparative disorders.

In this essay I will compare mussels and vaginas. Because the fact of the matter is that one tastes better than the other, but the other is a more effective pleasure delivery system, both visually and penis.

Zephyr fate, won't reply to my pms. Wtf are you seriously throwing a peeve?

[toku]

Top to bottom everything about this is just
x1000

[Yulwei]

I think I'm gonna lay this one at the feet of the mom. Your kid is diddling your other kid's vagina and you don't see this as a problem, like a therapy/counselling problem immediately?

absolutely. It sounds like the mom never laid any boundaries whatsoever

[Phoenix Dark]

http://gawker.com/lena-dunham-responds-to-right-wing-claim-of-sibling-se-1653637030?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Phoenix Dark]

"The E-Rape of Lena Dunham: How Conservative Media Sexually Insults Women"

[benjipwns]

“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven.

“Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Webb, and her uterus, the size of a thimble.

“Does her vagina look like mine?”

“I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.”

One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.

My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!”

My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that this was actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

[Mupepe]

According to her when I pop a boner at J Laws nudies I am sexually assaulting her but if I'm checking out a siblings puss I am just quirky and curious. Cool.

[Atramental]

"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't go looking for stones in their sister's flange."

[Eel O'Brian]

will there be a character nicknamed pebbles in the next season of girls

[Mr. Nobody]

will there be a character nicknamed pebbles in the next season of girls

fucks sake 

[Phoenix Dark]

I understand kids do crazy shit, show each other their private parts and a host of other shit we wouldn't condone. But usually there's some consent involved: I show you mine, you show me yours. She literally opened up her 1yo sister's vagina walls. And tells the story as if it's a gag, oblivious to the fact that her sister...probably doesn't want something like that discussed.

And if we go even further down the derp hole, how can you talk about "agency" while denying your sister any? Even if we excuse the diddling as kid shit, discussing it today without her approval violates her privacy/agency/etc etc right?

[nudemacusers]

pebbles huh. so that's what faye reagan was hiding in there

[Tribal]

I had to do a Google image search to see who this nutcase was. Tragically she's ugly as fuck. Her sister's a bowser too. Waste of fuckin time

[Mr. Nobody]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

If only there was a way to throw in an uncircumsized dick and tipping waitresses, this story would become the Smash Bros of GAF fuckery.

[Rufus]

Yeah, I doubt the pebble thing was sexual, but that...

[Mr. Nobody]

If only there was a way to throw in an uncircumsized dick and tipping waitresses, this story would become the Smash Bros of GAF fuckery.

OT would be a fucking graveyard.

[Phoenix Dark]

Thank god I'm cut or else someone could have put pebbles in my foreskin.

[Rahxephon91]

Lena Dunham has always seem to be this extremely obnoxious person who tried to hide it under the guise of "oh I'm a quirky hipster girl". I'm sure'll just shield this under something about feminism, but I do hope this at least shuts her up for awhile.

[Phoenix Dark]

I look forward to a "The Death Of White Feminism" Slate article.

[Mr. Nobody]

Lena Dunham has always seem to be this extremely obnoxious person who tried to hide it under the guise of "oh I'm a quirky hipster girl". I'm sure'll just shield this under something about feminism, but I di hope this at least shuts her up for awhile.

Sounds familiar 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm kidding I swear

[close]

[Mupepe]

Link to Asian travels please

[Phoenix Dark]

http://thisrecording.com/today/2011/3/19/in-which-we-regularly-play-ping-pong-with-the-princess-masak.html

cliff notes please, I'm not reading that

[Mupepe]

Jesus Christ. I didn't have to get very far before I realized she is a moron. Who would think its wise to publish that shit?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://thisrecording.com/today/2011/3/19/in-which-we-regularly-play-ping-pong-with-the-princess-masak.html

cliff notes please, I'm not reading that

http://yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/45822118430/lena-dunham

Scroll down, though there's plenty of wack cornball shit on there to make sure you'd never want to give anything she's involved with a try

All that India shit talking/racism, I was thinking "man my nicca Esch musta have felt a type of way -"

then I saw

“I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit” which is almost definitely racist, and classist as a bare minimum.

[octopushover]

an idiot abroad indeed

[Phoenix Dark]

Racial humor is fine, every great comedian says shit we'd probably cringe at if it was said in serious tone...but everything she does seems so deadpan serious that it feels like an entitled white chick shit talking.

[octopushover]

Part of it is that she's not funny at all.

[StealthFan]

just a dumb cunt fat neckbeards out on a pedestal to seem tolerant.

[parallax]

just a dumb cunt fat neckbeards out on a pedestal to seem tolerant.

they put this chick on a pedestal? is girls that good?

theres better women to idolize, even if only openly

[benjipwns]

Weren't her parents like high up elites in the NYC-based art world?

[Positive Touch]

getting real tired of dipfucks that use liberal language and ideologies to mask how fuckin garbage they are at existing

[jakefromstatefarm]

getting real tired of dipfucks that use liberal language and ideologies to mask how fuckin garbage they are at existing

#newwhite

[toku]

getting real tired of dipfucks that use liberal language and ideologies to mask how fuckin garbage they are at existing

This happens on every

[Rahxephon91]

Weren't her parents like high up elites in the NYC-based art world?

Yeah, thats why she was in Japan.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Guys guys, it's ok. GAF told me this is just a right wing conspiracy and also she's just making it up.

But seriously, now I feel bad because she called everyone that looked at those naked pics a sex offender. And it turns out she'd actually know a thing or two about being a sex offender.

 

[benjipwns]

Dunham was raised in Brooklyn and spent her summers in a house in Salisbury, Connecticut, though her parents later purchased a weekend family home in Cornwall, Connecticut.[9]

Dunham attended Saint Ann's School in Brooklyn, where she met Tiny Furniture actress and Girls co-star Jemima Kirke.[10][11] She graduated in 2008 from Oberlin College, where she studied creative writing.[12]

Dunham worked part-time at the West Village boutique Geminola during her college years.[13]

#thestruggle

Dunham was diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder as a child, and continues to take a low dose of an antidepressant to relieve her anxiety.

[kingkitty]

Truth Revolt, which is run by the conservative pundit Ben Shapiro and the David Horowitz Freedom Center, initially claimed the incident occurred when Dunham was seventeen, but later added a correction.

still, even when it happened as a 7 year old, you shouldn't tell people that you used to spread open your sister's vagina for fun. keep that information bottled up.

[Himu]

Hahahahahaha holy shit the Asia story

does she have like zero self awareness? Is everyone in her life just some part of her larger story? What the fuck. Can she go to jail for some of the shit she's written?

[benjipwns]

http://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2005/06/15/rescuing_a_generation/page/full

I'm 21 years old, a columnist, an author, a graduate of UCLA, a Harvard law student -- and a virgin. And I'm proud of it.

 As I explain in my new book, "Porn Generation: How Social Liberalism Is Corrupting Our Future," in today's America, being a proud virgin is no easy task. Those with values are under attack in a culture that treasures "tolerance" above morality. It's no wonder that because of my outspoken advocacy of traditional morality in general and of virginity in particular, I've become a favorite target of Internet leftists, who often refer to me as "The Virgin Ben."

 The Internet is riddled with writing like this: "In [Ben's] case, it is helpful to remember that some people choose celibacy, while others have it thrust upon them. Poor Ben. He no more chose abstinence than Clarence Thomas chose to be black." "The Virgin Ben also apparently has never had a really great Saturday night ?" "The Virgin Ben, indeed. This guy's 'interview' so completely reeks of repression that I almost feel violated having read it. Like I stepped into someone else's wet dream. It's freakin' eerie, man." "You know I'm starting to feel sorry for this kid. I look into his future and I can see that not once is he ever going to get to have really good hot sweaty sex with Miss Scarlet in the parlor with a bottle of lube. That kind of sex may not approach godliness, but for a few brief moments and a lifetime of memories, it sure feels like it."

 Such heated, inarticulate and unreasoned hatred for moral standards should not be shocking. Social liberalism seeks to promote a "live and let live" society wherein all types of deviant behavior is tolerated and accepted. Those on the left have thrust their notion of a "civilized," amoral society upon all of us. The fact of the matter is that "live and let live" directly contradicts the notion of communal society; we all have to abide by certain rules to live together. An amoral society minimizes the rules under which we live together; any change in those rules is bound to affect all of us.

 And it has. By discarding traditional morality in favor of amoralism, we have catered to the lowest common denominator. Social liberals have taken control of our culture through music, film, television and other mass media. R-rated films today often include soft-core pornography; television shows like "Friends" promote a fun-filled, promiscuous lifestyle with no consequences; rap music is misogynistic, glorifying its own degradation; pop music holds aloft cultural wrecking balls like Madonna as empowered feminist heroes. Advertisers take advantage of the "sex sells" phenomenon to push our culture to new lows, while teen magazines for young girls push boy-craziness and dispense dating and sex advice.

 They have used sex education as a means of indoctrinating children into a cult of moral relativism and hedonism. Following in the footsteps of Alfred Kinsey and his trumped-up research, the sex education movement has viewed its goal as the promotion of an acceptant and inevitable attitude about teen promiscuity. "[Our goal] is to be ready as educators and parents to help young people obtain sex satisfaction before marriage," wrote Planned Parenthood staffer Lena Levine in 1953. "By sanctioning sex before marriage, we will prevent fear and guilt." Fifty-two years later, Levine's dream has come true; we live in a society where condoms are dispensed to seventh-graders, where 12-year-olds are told about the glories of oral sex and where children are given the "opportunity to develop their values and increase self-esteem," to quote Debra W. Haffner, former president of the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States.

 The most extreme manifestation of the new culture is the mainstream acceptance of pornography. Pornography is no longer relegated to the dark corners of the newsstand or the skuzzy box in the video store; it's now in your inbox. It's on the radio, the television and the billboards. We live in an America that makes Paris Hilton a cultural icon and Jenna Jameson a New York Times best-selling author.

 We have successfully defined deviancy down; the deviant is now considered normal. Meanwhile, we have defined deviancy up; the normal is now considered deviant. And the effects upon my generation -- the porn generation -- have been disastrous. We are apathetic about morality, and that apathy translates into nihilism and narcissism -- and in the end, into generational self-destruction. Like it or not, the porn generation is the future of this country.

 But the future is not yet lost. Social conservatives must not retreat and cloister themselves; they must fight back against the continuing destruction of standards. Together, we can restore America's innocence.

http://books.google.com/books?id=58tB-2KjALgC&q=virgins

[Barraco Barner]

How long until Apatow and gang circle the wagons around her?

Dude said a journalist's question about why she's naked so much on her show was "sexist, offensive and misogynistic" 

[Mr. Nobody]

getting real tired of dipfucks that use liberal language and ideologies to mask how fuckin garbage they are at existing

#newwhite

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have something here.

[Barry Egan]

this is really weird, but she is pretty much modern day nobility.  By aristocratic standards this is pretty tame family behavior.

[jakefromstatefarm]

That national review article on her book is an annihilation.

Emotionally, she is morbidly obese

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.salon.com/2014/11/02/lena_dunhams_rage_spiral_she_fires_back_after_right_wing_accuses_her_of_sibling_sexual_abuse/

Not thinkpiecy enough for me.

That national review article on her book is an annihilation. I won't post it because it's got too many segments talking about how dunham is emblematic of this generation (fuck you, and fuck her) but they laid it on.

The typical attack the messager move, as well as rallying around the flag. It's like liberals who instinctively defend Obama on even the most blatant shit because they feel not doing so=agreeing with the right wing. Nuance is dead in 2014. Everything boils down to partisan wars where each side wants to advance inch by inch regardless of context, honesty, etc.

This isn't the first time Lena has violated her sister's personal life, and in fact her sister is on record with respect to this. Yet you won't see anyone pointing out the privacy/agency violation because Lena is on their side. Ends justify the means.

[Pickles the Firecat]

finally a buzzsaw to separate the unhinged, deranged radicals from the moderately less unhinged, moderately radicals

[benjipwns]

Wait, wait, are you saying that if I go look in the GAF threads about this I will find someone like say, APK, bringing up over and over that National Review once published some racist stuff and that Kevin D. Williamson is both a National Review writer AND right-wing therefore doubly racist? Because it's important to know that anything published in National Review is suspect because it's racist forever and anyone who writes for it is racist forever. And racists never have anything of value to say ever.

#PebbleGate #NotAllVaginas #NotYourGynecologist