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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1860 on: October 10, 2017, 01:05:59 PM »
My belief is they edited the trailer to make it seem that way, but there's a good chance those shots of Kylo and Rey aren't even in the same scene.

The magic of editing~
I'm glad though they spent an extensive amount of valuable trailer time on the cutting between Kylo/Leia shots that also probably are not from the same scene. (Or if they are, need to be immediately recut.)

Plus remember how Rogue One's trailers were full of shots that never appeared in the movie. Including basically the entire first trailer that got people excited. :hitler

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1861 on: October 10, 2017, 01:06:53 PM »
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I’m holding back tears. This video is so powerful.

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I low-key hope that Disney have been holding onto this trailer till WB uploaded their new Justice League trailer, just to outshine their competition.

I literally came here just to post that, I'm not even gonna watch this trailer, I wanna go into the cinema not expecting anything and completely surprised.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1862 on: October 10, 2017, 01:10:10 PM »
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1863 on: October 10, 2017, 03:52:52 PM »
It looks like it will be a fun adventure movie which is all I want from Star Wars.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1864 on: October 10, 2017, 06:23:04 PM »
This trailer was lit, got goosebumps.

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That last sequence where it looks like Kylo is successfully tempting Rey to complete her training… holy shit.
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what if kylo turns good again
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I'm convinced that's what in the works, long term.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1865 on: October 10, 2017, 08:04:27 PM »
Obi Wan is the Tim Duncan of Jedis. He can stick around for as long as he wants.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1866 on: October 10, 2017, 10:21:13 PM »
Tim Duncan won 67 games in his final season with a plus-minus of over +4, that final "fight" against Vader alone had a plus-minus of at least -16. There was no way the New Hope Falcon crew was running with the top defense in the league with him in the middle.

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« Reply #1868 on: October 11, 2017, 01:05:05 PM »
damn, she's cute

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« Reply #1869 on: October 11, 2017, 04:06:42 PM »

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« Reply #1870 on: October 11, 2017, 04:14:40 PM »
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1871 on: October 14, 2017, 01:05:11 PM »

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« Reply #1872 on: October 15, 2017, 10:08:20 AM »
https://twitter.com/TheKevinRubio/status/919560711851802624

Bonus Chrono-lore: I went to school at CSULB with Rubio. Super sweet dude. He can even get along with voice actors!

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1873 on: October 15, 2017, 12:09:28 PM »


Its amazing how accurate this is, even the fucking room now. I'm glad they're gonna keep doing these

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« Reply #1874 on: October 15, 2017, 04:45:44 PM »
"i like lightsabers" - rich evans, 2017

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holding on rich eating even though he had already signed off and asked for likes/subscribes was ideal

in the wide shots of this one you could really see mike is often trying to hold eye contact with rich when he's doing a rambling nowhere going nothingness improv

can't believe they left jay laughing in when mike is talking about people wearing shirts, but then again he was on screen junkies

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CENSORING EMPIRE STRIKES BACK  :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #1875 on: October 15, 2017, 05:06:32 PM »
I was sad they took a shot at Review Brah, though  :goty2

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« Reply #1876 on: October 15, 2017, 05:07:07 PM »
That screenjunkies diss too. :lol

I really wonder if they'd ever go back on again.

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« Reply #1877 on: October 15, 2017, 05:16:06 PM »

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« Reply #1878 on: October 15, 2017, 08:19:23 PM »
:bow review brah :bow2
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« Reply #1880 on: November 03, 2017, 10:09:48 PM »
https://imgur.com/gallery/HV9tc

Inconsistent execution, but still amusing.

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« Reply #1881 on: November 03, 2017, 10:38:20 PM »
"Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!"

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1882 on: November 28, 2017, 02:35:20 PM »
It's been 5 years since Disney bought Star Wars, and there still isn't an unmolested version of the Original Trilogy on Blu-Ray. I hope Walt is burning in hell.
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« Reply #1883 on: November 28, 2017, 02:53:46 PM »
To be fair, without Disney buying Lucasfilm we'd have re-releases of the original trilogy with Jar Jar imposed in it by now. So...:trumps
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« Reply #1884 on: November 28, 2017, 08:55:36 PM »
I could easily ignore that. I'm not one of the people that thinks George Lucas ruined my childhood by releasing the Special Editions or Jar-Jar Binks and the garbage prequels. That's all fine; he created it, he owned it, whatever. The unforgivable sin of George Lucas was treating the Original Original Trilogy like it was the freaking Star Wars Holiday Special and trying to shove it down the memory hole in favor of his Special Edition. It infuriates me, just me from a film preservation standpoint, and they add very little of importance to the movie while looking so jarring in comparison to the 1977 footage. It actually, legitimately makes me angry.  I'm totally fine with directors wanting to go back and tinker with their masterpieces years later, it's interesting to get a look at how they would have done things differently if they had it to do over, or if they didn't have the studio breathing down their necks. Sometimes it's a lot better (Blade Runner), sometimes it's meh (Alien), sometimes it's terrible (Apocalypse Now, ET, and ahem...Star Wars). But to alter a movie so drastically 20 years later, and then just decide this is the only version of the movie...

I am :umad :umad :umad :umad x1000

I will watch Starcrash, Star Raiders, Starchaser, Star Odyssey, Battle Beyond the Stars, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, The Last Starfighter, AND Star Wars Holiday Special before I'd watch the Special Editions again. Suck my dick, George Lucas.

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And yes, I know that the fan-made Despecialized Editions exist, but that doesn't let Lucas off the hook for this bullshit. :bolo
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« Reply #1885 on: November 29, 2017, 01:26:37 AM »
Yeah, the Special Editions set a bad precedent for handling re-releases of older media. But I'm pretty happy that the Star Trek remasters have better special effects than they used to.

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« Reply #1886 on: November 29, 2017, 03:13:26 AM »
We really need Disney to take the license away from EA.


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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1887 on: November 29, 2017, 03:18:02 AM »
It's been 5 years since Disney bought Star Wars, and there still isn't an unmolested version of the Original Trilogy on Blu-Ray. I hope Walt is burning in hell.

I’m sure Disney would be all over it if they could. Fox having the permanent rights for the first film probably hoses that (without a buyout or negotiation). As for the other two movies, like you said, it’s been 5 years and Disney is in the business of making money. There was probably a stipulation in their buyout about not releasing the original versions.
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« Reply #1888 on: November 29, 2017, 03:43:14 AM »
dat stipulation


Can't fox release a new hope original version?
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« Reply #1889 on: November 29, 2017, 03:55:00 AM »
dat stipulation


Can't fox release a new hope original version?

I’m no He Whom Shan’t be Named, but I believe any release of the first flick would probably require cooperation from Fox and Disney. I -believe- Disney owns the movie, but Fox owns any distribution avenues, or something like that.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1890 on: November 29, 2017, 05:11:03 AM »
We really need Disney to take the license away from EA.

You must mean Lucasfilm, the sole proprietors of the Star Wars license, kiddo.

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« Reply #1891 on: November 29, 2017, 07:46:03 AM »
Fox holds the physical distribution rights of A New Hope in perpetuity. They own the physical rights for the other five movies until mid-2020.

Lucasfilm only holds the digital distribution rights to everything.

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« Reply #1892 on: November 29, 2017, 09:53:17 AM »
Lots of unreleasable stuff has been released: ST:TNG, Batman '66, probably something else. Maybe they should just stop being little bitches and just get it done.
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« Reply #1893 on: November 29, 2017, 09:58:15 AM »
I could easily ignore that. I'm not one of the people that thinks George Lucas ruined my childhood by releasing the Special Editions or Jar-Jar Binks and the garbage prequels. That's all fine; he created it, he owned it, whatever. The unforgivable sin of George Lucas was treating the Original Original Trilogy like it was the freaking Star Wars Holiday Special and trying to shove it down the memory hole in favor of his Special Edition. It infuriates me, just me from a film preservation standpoint, and they add very little of importance to the movie while looking so jarring in comparison to the 1977 footage. It actually, legitimately makes me angry.  I'm totally fine with directors wanting to go back and tinker with their masterpieces years later, it's interesting to get a look at how they would have done things differently if they had it to do over, or if they didn't have the studio breathing down their necks. Sometimes it's a lot better (Blade Runner), sometimes it's meh (Alien), sometimes it's terrible (Apocalypse Now, ET, and ahem...Star Wars). But to alter a movie so drastically 20 years later, and then just decide this is the only version of the movie...

I am :umad :umad :umad :umad x1000

I will watch Starcrash, Star Raiders, Starchaser, Star Odyssey, Battle Beyond the Stars, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, The Last Starfighter, AND Star Wars Holiday Special before I'd watch the Special Editions again. Suck my dick, George Lucas.

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And yes, I know that the fan-made Despecialized Editions exist, but that doesn't let Lucas off the hook for this bullshit. :bolo
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Ask me about The Warriors. It's one of my favorite films and the directors cut is the only one the director wants re-released now and it's absolute fan-fiction esque trash. It's a Lucas-tier move.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1894 on: November 29, 2017, 10:03:43 AM »
Lucas has low-key been doing that way before the special edition. Every time they were rereleased in the theaters there was new shit added to them.

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« Reply #1895 on: November 29, 2017, 10:14:02 AM »
I could easily ignore that. I'm not one of the people that thinks George Lucas ruined my childhood by releasing the Special Editions or Jar-Jar Binks and the garbage prequels. That's all fine; he created it, he owned it, whatever. The unforgivable sin of George Lucas was treating the Original Original Trilogy like it was the freaking Star Wars Holiday Special and trying to shove it down the memory hole in favor of his Special Edition. It infuriates me, just me from a film preservation standpoint, and they add very little of importance to the movie while looking so jarring in comparison to the 1977 footage. It actually, legitimately makes me angry.  I'm totally fine with directors wanting to go back and tinker with their masterpieces years later, it's interesting to get a look at how they would have done things differently if they had it to do over, or if they didn't have the studio breathing down their necks. Sometimes it's a lot better (Blade Runner), sometimes it's meh (Alien), sometimes it's terrible (Apocalypse Now, ET, and ahem...Star Wars). But to alter a movie so drastically 20 years later, and then just decide this is the only version of the movie...

I am :umad :umad :umad :umad x1000

I will watch Starcrash, Star Raiders, Starchaser, Star Odyssey, Battle Beyond the Stars, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, The Last Starfighter, AND Star Wars Holiday Special before I'd watch the Special Editions again. Suck my dick, George Lucas.

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And yes, I know that the fan-made Despecialized Editions exist, but that doesn't let Lucas off the hook for this bullshit. :bolo
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Ask me about The Warriors. It's one of my favorite films and the directors cut is the only one the director wants re-released now and it's absolute fan-fiction esque trash. It's a Lucas-tier move.

I agree, The Warriors DC is also bullshit.
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« Reply #1896 on: November 29, 2017, 10:19:48 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_changes_in_Star_Wars_re-releases

It appears you are not entirely correct, Joe. A pre-Special Edition version was included on the 2004 DVD set. It wasn't stricken from the Lucasfilm history books.

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« Reply #1897 on: November 29, 2017, 10:31:30 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_changes_in_Star_Wars_re-releases

It appears you are not entirely correct, Joe. A pre-Special Edition version was included on the 2004 DVD set. It wasn't stricken from the Lucasfilm history books.

Lucasfilm did release the original cuts on DVD as "Bonus Features" to the Special Edition, but I'm not going to count dumping some early-90's Laserdisc masters onto a DVD to be a proper release.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1898 on: November 29, 2017, 10:41:07 AM »
What if The Warriors but with shit flash inserts ?
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1899 on: November 29, 2017, 10:49:55 AM »
What if The Warriors but with shit flash inserts ?

:stahp

Let's make it the only version available upon re-release
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« Reply #1900 on: November 29, 2017, 10:51:50 AM »
Those original cuts barely count as a release. It's a bonus feature on the DVD and IIRC doesn't even have chapter marks or anything like that. Just a straight rip and dump.

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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1901 on: December 03, 2017, 12:19:01 AM »
Joe was watching the Unspecial Edition fan-edit of Empire Strikes Back and I caught the second half of it. Still a darn fine film after all these years. :lawd :whew
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« Reply #1903 on: December 06, 2017, 10:39:54 AM »
Joe was watching the Unspecial Edition fan-edit of Empire Strikes Back and I caught the second half of it. Still a darn fine film after all these years. :lawd :whew

True story: the first SW film I saw was Empire on VHS. I went to Blockbuster and they didn't have any ANH, and I couldn't be arsed to wait, so I started off with ESB and it made such an impression on me.

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« Reply #1904 on: December 11, 2017, 05:22:39 PM »
Got my Star War ticket ready to go for Thursday at 7:25. :rock
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1905 on: December 11, 2017, 05:41:34 PM »
I'm prepped for my 7 oclock viewing as well.
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1906 on: December 11, 2017, 06:03:46 PM »
Got shit going on earlier that night but going to an 11:30 showing.
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« Reply #1907 on: December 11, 2017, 06:46:33 PM »
7pm Thursday night. Psyched.
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« Reply #1908 on: December 11, 2017, 07:17:19 PM »
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« Reply #1909 on: December 11, 2017, 07:17:44 PM »
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Re: How bout that Star War huh?
« Reply #1910 on: December 11, 2017, 08:12:13 PM »
Can't believe you kiddos are giving Disney your money so early

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« Reply #1911 on: December 11, 2017, 08:12:23 PM »
Can't believe you kiddos are giving Disney your money so early

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« Reply #1912 on: December 11, 2017, 08:45:06 PM »
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« Reply #1913 on: December 11, 2017, 08:51:46 PM »
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« Reply #1914 on: December 11, 2017, 08:51:58 PM »
Oops accidentally switched to my alt :bobby

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« Reply #1915 on: December 11, 2017, 10:16:17 PM »
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« Reply #1916 on: December 11, 2017, 10:16:41 PM »
Oops did it again :bobby
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« Reply #1917 on: December 12, 2017, 12:44:34 AM »
Oops did it again :bobby

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« Reply #1918 on: December 12, 2017, 02:06:05 AM »
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