minor inconveniences that are not struggles

[Madrun Badrun]

Need to get a cell phone (first ever) and I have no idea where to begin, and I'm embarrassed to ask anyone.  Can you still buy gas station Wire style burners?  Cause that's what I want.

[CatsCatsCats]

If you get a smart phone, you can browse the bore sketchy porn sites from anywhere tho

[Madrun Badrun]

I never leave the house though so that's unnecessary. 

[Madrun Badrun]

If i get a flip top will teenage girls bully me in the mall? 

[Kara]

Yes.

[CatsCatsCats]

Shit, I better get one of those then 

[brawndolicious]

Car is in shop and it looks like the cv joint repair is more minor than I thought. But the weird sound I heard was actually from a bad suspension part put in by a shop last September before I even bought the car. Hopefully they have a guarantee on their parts or I'm out $800.

Need to get a cell phone (first ever) and I have no idea where to begin, and I'm embarrassed to ask anyone.  Can you still buy gas station Wire style burners?  Cause that's what I want.

What do you want to do with the phone? You can get a flip phone for I think $50 or you could get a decent smartphone like the Moto G for about $180 I think and just get a talk/text plan but also use it to browse online and use apps when on WiFi.

A flip phone with an Apple sticker would look cute imo.

[Tasty]

Need to get a cell phone (first ever) and I have no idea where to begin, and I'm embarrassed to ask anyone.  Can you still buy gas station Wire style burners?  Cause that's what I want.

Get the new Moto E breh, then sign up with Straight Talk.

$150 unlocked with great specs
$45/month for 5 GB of ATT LTE + unlimited minutes and messages

Just got a text today they are bumping the LTE from 3 GB to 5 free of charge

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.koodomobile.com/prepaid/moto-e

this?

[Kara]

I think I'm going to have to start buying underwear in size small. How fat and / or well-endowed are AmeriKKKans? I have no business wearing small.

[Tasty]

I can't tell if that's the first gen, second gen 3G, or second gen 4G.

[Tasty]

I think I'm going to have to start buying underwear in size small. How fat and / or well-endowed are AmeriKKKans? I have no business wearing small.

I'm a skinny-as-fuck cool young dude and I still have to buy medium

[Kara]

Don't say that.

[Tasty]

Vul you should get these

 

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[Kara]

nice

[Phoenix Dark]

boxers with no tag and elastic waist bands

[Tasty]

Trunks

[Shaka Khan]

When the new checkout clerk at the neighborhood Walgreen's is a qt but you have a first name so you can't FB stalk and there always people behind you rushing you so you can't flirt

[king of the internet]

When the new checkout clerk at the neighborhood Walgreen's is a qt but you have a first name so you can't FB stalk and there always people behind you rushing you so you can't flirt

Step up your stalking game. You can probably find him with the first name alone.

[Shaka Khan]

He just moved to the city () from "Southern Illinois," so we don't have any mutuals. And he didn't care to give the town's name.
He did mention his shift's start/end time, so next time I'll be there around the time he gets off.

Fucking old people rushing my game.

[Kara]

There are no new Black Library audio books for me to listen to so I'm listening to a book I've listened to two times already.

Iskandar Khayon x Nefertari

[Tasty]

I'll be there around the time he gets off

That so?

[benjipwns]

I got hit in the eye by a yellow jacket that came through the open window while driving. The 65mph blow did some serious damage to it so it curled up and died, but I seem to have mostly survived. May still curl up and die though.

[lennedsay]

I got hit in the eye by a yellow jacket that came through the open window while driving. The 65mph blow did some serious damage to it so it curled up and died, but I seem to have mostly survived. May still curl up and die though.

Yes. :shivers:

[bork]

I'll be there around the time he gets off

That so?

 

[bork]

Turned down a position change at work.  Was not a promotion and while it would have meant less work and more holidays, the time schedule sucked and I would have gotten home fairly late every day.  The "struggle" part here is that they were like "you know this position you have now isn't going to last forever."  What I would have liked to have responded with was "and you know my time here isn't going to last forever-- I'm outta here if I don't have an actual promotion within a year." 

[nudemacusers]

fill out official gov paperwork on your fatherless status, brehs

[studyguy]

Exactly a month left till I go on vacation for a week to Mexico.


fuck this job, just gonna bounce when I come back

[Yulwei]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

[CatsCatsCats]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

[nudemacusers]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

this is america

just throw it in a trash can

[king of the internet]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

this is america

just throw it in a trash can

Trash can?

This is America. Just throw it on the ground.

[Kara]

My favorite sweater is getting too big for me.

[nudemacusers]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

this is america

just throw it in a trash can

Trash can?

This is America. Just throw it on the ground.

and risk the chance of it going back to nature?

[CatsCatsCats]

My favorite sweater is getting too big for me.

Shrink it in the laundry! 

[fistfulofmetal]

decided to go on my first bike ride of the season on the hottest day of the year so far after not using the bathroom and then i decided to push myself and go farther than i should

ended poorly

[Rufus]

Another entry for that one thread Esch made?

[Positive Touch]

My favorite sweater is getting too big for me.

go eat one of those $5 boxes from taco bell

[Kara]

I've been eating like a fucking pig all week, I think drinking bottles of Mio Energy® is a killer diet. (As in it'll literally kill you. )

[Rufus]

Apparently those FF crashes were indeed the fault of Flash. Stopped once I deactivated it. Fucking die already.

Surprised it could drag FF into the abyss though.

[benjipwns]

Trash can?

This is America. Just throw it on the ground.

*Offer not valid in California*

[Narolf]

FaceBook stalk your exes, brehs

Don't have facebook.

Don't have exes.

Life is good.



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Just Quit Facebook, Feels Goodman™

[seagrams hotsauce]

Stayed up til 8 am cleaning my whole house like some kind of meth head. Woke up at 3~ and got a nosebleed while taking a shit. Weird day.

[chronovore]

Poured too much water in my cup and now i don't even feel like drinking it

this is america

just throw it in a trash can

Trash can?

This is America. Just throw it on the ground.

[Rufus]

So the FF crashes have inspired me to check out Chrome again. OK for the most part, but wtf is this bookmark manager. 

[Beezy]

The bookmark manager was changed in the past week or two. I don't care for it either.

[Rufus]

The lack of UI customization is annoying me as well. And why are pinned tabs not protected? I don't want another URL to override it, that's why it's pinned. Needing an extension for this shit.

Finding an extension that replicates the FF behaviour is proving difficult. Sigh.

[Tasty]

So the FF crashes have inspired me to check out Chrome again. OK for the most part, but wtf is this bookmark manager. 

I was somehow opted into the beta for it like two months ago and while it's gotten better, it's still absolute putrid shit that I hate using.

Who the fuck "shares" bookmarks? Fuck you.

[Rufus]

It looks like what Spotify is doing (which I uninstalled because they took a machete to it recently). Remove every remotely complicated features because it confuses a mass of ill-defined ingrates. Sand off every edge until you end up with something that doesn't even have sorting.

The behaviour of pinned tabs suffered a similar fate, because dum-dums where confused by it, or worse, because theoretical dum-dums could possibly be confused. Apparently the new dogma is to not have one kind of tab behave differently from other kinds of tabs, but that's the very fucking point of pinned tabs. I WANT them to behave differently.

[naff]

The influence of mobile UX/UI divisions on our desktops

[VomKriege]

Our bosses decided to cut our Wi-Fi access because... We're not sure, actually, since nobody bothered to tell us why. Guess some manager looked at the log or saw some of us on tablets or something and decided we were slackers.

Nevermind that some work stations can still go on the internet unsupervised (absurd security wise) or that productivity would be better served by tackling the painfully clear technical issues in our pipeline.

Not the end of the world by any means, but the pettiness and mistrust is infuriating.

[Huff]

Ruined all my tinder conversations while blackout on cinco. Now debating whether I should try to fix some of them or just delete the account and start over

[Kara]

Drinky please tell Skype that I don't need to receive half a dozen emails about my mom from them.



If you say so, Skype.

[Joe Molotov]

Drinky please tell Skype that I don't need to receive half a dozen emails about my mom from them.

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If you say so, Skype.

Skype: "Yeah, that's right. Call for your momma. I stayed off you out of respect for her. If not for your momma, I'd have broke your little ass down long ago."

[Kara]

Hit up your exes on social media to see "how life's treating them", brehs 

Better than hoping today will be the day that you can finally be friends again.

[Phoenix Dark]

The grocery store was pretty full today, and I made the mistake of moving from one line to a seemingly less busy one only to realize the lady ahead of me had a million items. Once you leave one line you can't go back though, that's just coward shit. So I stayed and took my L.

and then she had like 10 coupons, and the cashier was struggling to verify them

[Kara]

The grocery store was pretty full today, and I made the mistake of moving from one line to a seemingly less busy one only to realize the lady ahead of me had a million items. Once you leave one line you can't go back though, that's just coward shit. So I stayed and took my L.

and then she had like 10 coupons, and the cashier was struggling to verify them

Fuck that personal honor shit, especially if it's to suffer someone dumpster diving without a dumpster like in your encounter.

[Kara]

<Aequitas> http://bit.ly/1cj2qUz
<Aequitas> watch that seal vid with english subs on
<Aequitas> im dying
<Aequitas> "idodine is so smooth and her friend winnie the pooh welcomes superiors"
<Veritas> he actually says winnie the pooh -_-
<Veritas> yes i've watched russian winnie the pooh
<Aequitas> i had no reason to doubt the validity of google translated russian to english subtitled on a yt vid

[king of the internet]

Cut my big toe nails too short again and I keep accidentally tapping the pinky flesh against things

[Kara]

Y'all need to get some hustle. Today I was purchasing a bottle of Mio Energy® because I can't function without a thousand milligrams of caffeine anymore and normally I'd ring myself up for that but 2 of the 4 self-checkout registers were out of order, 1 had a fucking breeder working it with a single hand because the other was cradling their gene repository and the other had an idiot trudging along through the arcane magicks of UPC so I quickly scanned all the registers and jumped on one with a customer with a decent amount of purchases but their wallet out and ready to pay. Out of there in a third of the time it would have taken if I didn't use a ridiculous amount of focus for shopping.