minor inconveniences that are not struggles

[toku]

Cut my big toe nails too short again and I keep accidentally tapping the pinky flesh against things

I actually like that feeling and sometimes trim my finger nails low and flick them against hard surfaces.

[VomKriege]

Loud sex can be surprisingly similar to coughing 

[Tasty]

Tweaked my back something awful taking a tent-like canopy down, never felt this before. It's awful. Hope it doesn't last past the night, don't want this at work tomorrow and I was excited to get back in the water.

[Kara]

I forgot how unencumbered by custom children are, one of my communards is hosting their sister from M Day and when I came in from a nutritious Taco Bell dinner I forgot to lock my door and as I turned around after putting away my wallet there was a fucking toddler in my doorway.

[ToxicAdam]

Had to watch LeBron continue to ruin the game of basketball

10 for 30 and a miracle shot at the end to save the day. That's usually the kind of day for your hero.

[Narolf]

Loud sex can be surprisingly similar to coughing 

You do not have what it takes to cause loud sex, however.

[VomKriege]

Well love I didn't give you my A game, don't hate.

[Narolf]

So you are homosexual. Everything makes sense now.

[Huff]

So turns out my tinder isn't as ruined as I thought. And I didn't really want to delete it as a couple girls post nudes from time to time

[HiResDes]

I can't stop thinking about this short little voluptious latina that was in the E.R. yesterday. As she was leaving she made sure to tell me to have a nice day and gave a big grin as she walked away. It might have been nothing, but to my thirsty ears that meant she wanted to fuck right then and there if I could just my dick out quickly enough. Anyway, my lead came around right as I had thoughts of sliding her my number, and now I have to hope she gets sick soon again just to see that ass.

[Madrun Badrun]

Praying she gets in a non-deforming car crash for you dude.

[bork]

You seem pretty broken up over this, Walrus.  Do you want to pray to Cloud for guidance?

[Kara]

Bork the Tyrant, aka Sephiroth, apparently banned Creepy Stalker and closed his thread

I feel like "Bork the " is a more apropos royal sobriquet for the Bore.

[Kara]

Working with prescribed statements that include COGS in OPEX. The struggle has never been more real (for my inner pedant).

[Shaka Khan]

When the new checkout clerk at the neighborhood Walgreen's is a qt but you have a first name so you can't FB stalk and there always people behind you rushing you so you can't flirt

He just moved to the city () from "Southern Illinois," so we don't have any mutuals. And he didn't care to give the town's name.
He did mention his shift's start/end time, so next time I'll be there around the time he gets off.

Fucking old people rushing my game.

We're having drinks after he gets off work today.

[Shaka Khan]

Did you guys really ban Creepy Stalker? We banning people for being annoying now?

[Shaka Khan]

Never mind. Just skimmed through his thread. 

[StealthFan]

Had a dream about screwing an ex. Gonna peruse her facebook pics later and whack off.

[bluemax]

There is an annoying Australian producer who has loud conference calls daily from the other side of the office (100+ yards away).

I emailed my boss today and told him someone needs to tell her to fuck off with that shit.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I have to travel to San Jose area for the next couple of weeks

But that means that I get to enjoy some of the best indian food in the country

My stomach can't handle Indian food

[Tasty]

Getting drunk in my apt with my str8 friend and trying not to put the moves on him even though we've already done stuff before

But if he wants more he's gotta take the lead

[Kara]

A 60 month certificate of deposit only pays 2% interest these days?

Sure am glad to be punished for my thrift so cretins can continue to spend money they don't have.

E: I'm only kidding about saving with a CD. Bond rates probably blow too doe.

[Kara]

That's not even shit, it's a joke. 1 to 1.5% is not uncommon for vanilla savings accounts these days.

And you would think that in the aftermath of an economic incident largely caused by incentivized high risk economic behavior that we might diversify the incentives so to speak.

[benjipwns]

And you would think that in the aftermath of an economic incident largely caused by incentivized high risk economic behavior that we might diversify the incentives so to speak.

You sound like William McChesney Martin and his punch bowl. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom and zero interest!

[Kara]

Low interest rates are anti-Semitic. There, I said it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I had decent mexican meal. wasn't spectacular and the service was pretty shitty.

[Kara]

Smoked L&Ms.

[naff]

contracting for a few weeks at a place that only has IE7 and no flash support (gubmint) and i barely get cell reception in the basement they've put me in, so I'm getting by w my shithouse 3g reception tethered to my laptop with a 2gb data cap, can't even stream the playoff games to pass the time.

[Kara]

When I use awkward words or phrases I've gotten in the habit of looking them up after the fact to determine where I in life to have thought this normal English.

Anyway, today I used a phrase correctly but was convinced I hadn't. When I realized I'd in all likelihood learned it from the KJV, I'd wished I'd sounded smartdumb instead.

[Huff]

Got pulled over for drunk driving. Good thing I was sober. Could have been a major life downer

[Shaka Khan]

When the new checkout clerk at the neighborhood Walgreen's is a qt but you have a first name so you can't FB stalk and there always people behind you rushing you so you can't flirt

He just moved to the city () from "Southern Illinois," so we don't have any mutuals. And he didn't care to give the town's name.
He did mention his shift's start/end time, so next time I'll be there around the time he gets off.

Fucking old people rushing my game.

We're having drinks after he gets off work today.

Turns out Walgreen's boy has a long-distance bf. These hoes ain't loyal.

[Positive Touch]

but did you hit

[Tasty]

Damn, that Shaka game I still have a lot to learn.

[chronovore]

Had TOO MANY BEERS yesterday and actually had to cut myself back to three beer types today, here in my Beer Mecca. Not being in my 20s (or 30s) is so debilitating.

Also having lower-back pain, and my niece tried to hang off my arm suddenly, undoing a week’s worth of babying my back into recovery.

 

[chronovore]

Downloading and copying to USB storage titles which I’ve purchased on XBL but can’t d/l in Japan due to IP blocking and self-corruption. Turns out I forgot a USB drive elsewhere, so I have to choose between Army of Two: Devil’s Cartel and Dark Void. Decided to go for the former, for bro-op gameplay and higher production values.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Third cold in 8 weeks

[HiResDes]

Am probably impotent.

This is an inconvenience thread, not for stealth bragging

[Phoenix Dark]

Third cold in 8 weeks(Image removed from quote.)

sounds like you might have a house in Virginia.

[Madrun Badrun]

or a terminal disease that has compromised his immune system. 

[bluemax]

Hit up your exes on social media to see "how life's treating them", brehs 

Last fall I found out my most painful ex had gotten married, and it really fucked me up for awhile. Last month I finally saw a picture of her with her new husband, and it was really cathartic. Feels like I'm finally free from years of regret and self loathing.

I actually was able to move on from my last ex after I found out she was getting married.

And now she's divorced and we talk more than we have in years. Because I am not a smart man.

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She lives in another state now though and is going to vet school there, so no chance of anything.

[close]

[Purrp Skirrp]

Third cold in 8 weeks(Image removed from quote.)

sounds like you might have a house in Virginia.

but ima white straight cisgender male

not gonna fret over a government sanctioned virus designed to kill black people

[I'm a Puppy!]

all this talking about exes and facebook made me look up one of my exes.
She was very vain and wanted to travel the world and have a nice job, handsome husband with an important job and live in a trendy city.
She's stuck in a back water town in the middle of nowhere, married to a frumpy pudgy real-estate guy who sells nutrilife on the side (which tells you he can't be that successful).
Her pics she smiles but looks unhappy and the smiles are forced.

Normally I'd be like 

But I'm sorta sad for her, she wanted so much out of life and got so little out of it

But honestly, I'm a terrible person so  

[Cheddahz]

roommate walked into the house with me blasting the "pop that" amv

[PlayDat]

The GOAT

[Tasty]

The GOAT

Yo this was tite

[I'm a Puppy!]

For my current client my office is a room called "Alderaan" right next door is the room where the executives meet and it's called "Deathstar"
Strangely apropos

[Joe Molotov]

For my current client my office is a room called "Alderaan" right next door is the room where the executives meet and it's called "Deathstar"
Strangely apropos

Just be careful if you get offered a promotion to "cleaning droids" at "Uncle Owen's Moisture Farm".

[studyguy]

It's a light drizzle outside and I didn't bring a jacket to work.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's a light drizzle outside and I didn't bring a jacket to work.

at "Uncle Owen's Moisture Farm"

[Kara]

Remembered a personal peculiarity of a mech in the Battletech/MechWarrior universe despite having not touched anything lore related for this universe since early adolescence. Please free me from my own mind.

[Huff]

Wore athletic shorts out earlier today to run a quick errand. Ran into someone I know. How embarrassing

[Purrp Skirrp]

Second time recently this man has come into the grocery store I work at with his dick and balls out

He walks up to the deli counter and doesn't order anything, just stands there watching the workers

[chronovore]

Second time recently this man has come into the grocery store I work at with his dick and balls out

He walks up to the deli counter and doesn't order anything, just stands there watching the workers

CALL THE POLICE.

Or, you know, hand him over to Father Mike.

[milchs evil twin]

Drank lots of beer while throwing a football around for hours yesterday. Got son hungry I ate two döner kebabs in a row.

Now I can't get rid of the garlic taste in my mouth

[seagrams hotsauce]

shivered and threw my back out 

[Huff]

phone fell between the wall and bed. while the alarm was going off. took me 10 minutes and two coat hangers to wrangle it up.

well it worked. I'm awake

[I'm a Puppy!]

Typically during the work week I have to get up at 5am but Fridays I wake up around 7:30 as a break.
I was really looking forward to this today and my offshore lead decides its a good day to call me at 6am. 

[ToxicAdam]

Now I can't get rid of the garlic taste in my mouth

Every 4-5 years I forget that a garlic-heavy sauce on pasta is a bad mix for me. I just keep burping up shit breath.

[fistfulofmetal]

hemorrhoid 

[Mr Gilhaney]

When I put Mosquito Repellent juices over myself, to avoid getting eaten up, I always end up getting it on my cock and bollocks. It burns.