Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 891501 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #420 on:** May 15, 2015, 12:04:24 PM »

Stop having your cock and balls out around still water.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #421 on:** May 15, 2015, 12:20:12 PM »

it's nbd. just a little bit of discomfort

Tasty · « **Reply #422 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 15, 2015, 11:41:59 AM

When I put Mosquito Repellent juices over myself, to avoid getting eaten up, I always end up getting it on my cock and bollocks. It burns.

Are you going nude at the creek or something?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #423 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 15, 2015, 11:41:59 AM

When I put Mosquito Repellent juices over myself, to avoid getting eaten up, I always end up getting it on my cock and bollocks. It burns.

Wash your hands immediately after finishing, breh. Come on now.

bluemax · « **Reply #424 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:10:56 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2015, 04:21:27 PM

For my current client my office is a room called "Alderaan" right next door is the room where the executives meet and it's called "Deathstar"
Strangely apropos

I've noticed game companies name their conference rooms all the time. When I interviewed at SE-LA back in 09 the conference rooms were all named after summons. When I interviewed at Riot this year they were all named after champions from the game.

The place I work has the upstairs conference room and the downstairs conference room. zzzz

Kara · « **Reply #425 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:12:49 PM »

Why did I quadruple schedule clients today.

On the plus side, I'll be too exhausted to do anything stupid this weekend for the anniversary of my year from fucking hell's start date.

Tasty · « **Reply #426 on:** May 15, 2015, 11:33:03 PM »

My roommate just announced he's moving to Miami at the end of June on Facebook.

This is the first I've heard of it. Wtf, dude.

He's been in the apartment ONE MONTH. This is the third roommate in a row to move out after being here less than a year. Is the problem me?

I'm not even here 80% of the time. I'm either at work, with friends, or in CT. Maybe three weekends a month I'm home and awake for any sizable length of time, and I mostly sleep on the weekends anyways. And I'm always keeping the kitchen and fridge clean and clear...

For starter's he's paying 2/3 the rent off the bat because he was a friend of a friend and I was desperate. Then he didn't even pay THAT last month because he couldn't get a parking pass and had to pay $5 a day to park. So he took that out of the rent and for some reason (I'm fucktarded) I let it slide. But I've kept trying to get him on the lease which precludes getting the pass, and something always "comes up."

I don't normally get upset about shit like this (I know, I should) but the more I think about this the more annoyed I'm getting. Gonna ask him to cough up the "full" amount for last month's rent, parking fees be damned.

Fuck. I hate the entire song and dance. I need a fucking loft or something. Fuck roommates.

Rufus · « **Reply #427 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:04:06 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 15, 2015, 11:33:03 PM

Fuck roommates.

That's another solution.

Tasty · « **Reply #428 on:** May 16, 2015, 10:54:15 AM »

I've also done that.

Though he wasn't my roommate anymore at the time.

Tasty · « **Reply #429 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:03:40 AM »

Got him to agree to pay the portion of the rent he didn't pay last month. And he vacuumed the living room which I've been meaning to do for a while.

When he was out last night I was thinking up all this incredibly venomous shit to say to him but when I saw him this morning it was very diplomatic. Guess this is a slight triumph.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #430 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 15, 2015, 03:53:05 PM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 15, 2015, 11:41:59 AM
When I put Mosquito Repellent juices over myself, to avoid getting eaten up, I always end up getting it on my cock and bollocks. It burns.

Wash your hands immediately after finishing, breh. Come on now.

I do. But then I touch my legs or something again, and the effects can still be felt. This is some strong shit, but I don't want dengue, japanese encephalitis or malaria.

Kara · « **Reply #431 on:** May 16, 2015, 01:18:00 PM »

Sf sick.

Tasty · « **Reply #432 on:** May 16, 2015, 06:52:27 PM »

Right shoulder started "popping" uncomfortably during the last few laps today. $:-\$ It's given me trouble for years, like it becomes uncomfortable to have a backpack on for more than 10 mins, and last week I pulled some kind of muscle trying to get a canopy thing down. Need to get it checked out.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #433 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:23:25 PM »

apologies to my weebish stl borians, but I just remembered there's a final fantasy concert in ten minutes and I'm totally going

Positive Touch · « **Reply #434 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:24:29 PM »

ps fuck everyone's smart ass comments yall play vidja too you bastards

Positive Touch · « **Reply #435 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:33:54 PM »

never mind the only tickets left are like seventy bucks and I'm drunk fuck it I'm going home rip uematsu

Kara · « **Reply #436 on:** May 16, 2015, 08:34:42 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on May 16, 2015, 08:24:29 PM

ps fuck everyone's smart ass comments yall play vidja too you bastards

You wark hard, you should play hard.

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #437 on:** May 16, 2015, 09:37:42 PM »

wait wtf kind of games does Steve actually like I don't think I ever asked

Positive Touch · « **Reply #438 on:** May 16, 2015, 09:38:46 PM »

goddamn it touch pull yourself together man take a nap

Tasty · « **Reply #439 on:** May 16, 2015, 09:51:40 PM »

Semi-triumph. Went out tonight to see of a friend who's going to India but the place wouldn't let me in because I have a state ID. But they let the two guys with passports I was with in. Ok.

Said fuck it and now I'm in the theater for Mad Max.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #440 on:** May 16, 2015, 10:39:58 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 16, 2015, 09:48:45 PM

No, continue to entertain me, Jumbo

told my wife about the history of final fantasy music while she writhed and cried. the conversation shifted over to Judaism and I asked her if she could teach me how to shapeshift. then she kicked me out of the bedroom

Tasty · « **Reply #441 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:32:08 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #442 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:35:29 AM »

Friends hollering atcha when you just about to chug cold medicine.

chronovore · « **Reply #443 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:13:53 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on May 15, 2015, 11:10:56 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2015, 04:21:27 PM
For my current client my office is a room called "Alderaan" right next door is the room where the executives meet and it's called "Deathstar"
Strangely apropos

I've noticed game companies name their conference rooms all the time. When I interviewed at SE-LA back in 09 the conference rooms were all named after summons. When I interviewed at Riot this year they were all named after champions from the game.

The place I work has the upstairs conference room and the downstairs conference room. zzzz

One company I worked for had a contest to name their conference rooms. There were seven, so naturally I suggested the seven deadly sins. Obviously "Greed" would go to Sales, and "Gluttony" would go to Marketing. The executive staff didn't seem to be into the idea.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #444 on:** May 17, 2015, 09:37:25 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on May 14, 2015, 02:23:44 AM

all this talking about exes and facebook made me look up one of my exes.
She was very vain and wanted to travel the world and have a nice job, handsome husband with an important job and live in a trendy city.
She's stuck in a back water town in the middle of nowhere, married to a frumpy pudgy real-estate guy who sells nutrilife on the side (which tells you he can't be that successful).
Her pics she smiles but looks unhappy and the smiles are forced.

Normally I'd be like

But I'm sorta sad for her, she wanted so much out of life and got so little out of it

But honestly, I'm a terrible person so

On occasion I'll cyberstalk my exes. For the most part, they're living very boring lives with a boring job, a boring husband, and maybe a boring baby or two.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #445 on:** May 17, 2015, 11:59:08 AM »

Ordered two bean burritos from the Bell with NO ONIONS that were, instead, COVERED WITH ONIONS.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #446 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:48:22 PM »

Raw onions are fucking disgusting, and there were a billion of them diced up real small, so both burritos were a fucking loss, no way I could get them all out. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #447 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:26:56 PM »

#onionsquad

Chives too, I have fond memories of eating chives straight out of the garden growing up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #448 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:32:23 PM »

You people are sick, and need help.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #449 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:46:41 PM »

I think if I had a never ending supply of some butter, onion, garlic, salt and potatoes, I could survive forever on some lonely island.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #450 on:** May 17, 2015, 02:55:21 PM »

Until you died of scurvy

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #451 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:03:55 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 17, 2015, 02:55:21 PM

Until you died of scurvy

Looks like I would only need to eat like 1.1 kilos of raw onions per day.

Should be possible.

Rufus · « **Reply #452 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:11:25 PM »

Man, I love raw onions, but I dunno if I could deal with the aftertaste for the rest of my life.

Kara · « **Reply #453 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2015, 11:59:08 AM

Ordered two bean burritos from the Bell with NO ONIONS that were, instead, COVERED WITH ONIONS.

r u ok triumph

let it all out breh, i'm here 4 u

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #454 on:** May 17, 2015, 04:55:46 PM »

Dog won't shit when I take her out, which makes me angry, which she picks up on and knows I'm angry at her, but not for what, which makes her anxious, which makes me angrier because now I've made the situation even more annoying, so now she's cowering under my bed, probably shitting there, and I'm just uselessly angry at life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #455 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:00:36 PM »

Ya that's really hard. I've been watching this chick to learn how to train Nami better

You can give her treats after pooping outside.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #456 on:** May 17, 2015, 05:38:06 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2015, 04:55:46 PM

Dog won't shit when I take her out, which makes me angry, which she picks up on and knows I'm angry at her, but not for what, which makes her anxious, which makes me angrier because now I've made the situation even more annoying, so now she's cowering under my bed, probably shitting there, and I'm just uselessly angry at life.

u mad?

chronovore · « **Reply #457 on:** May 18, 2015, 12:44:58 AM »

Yoga pants are a little too popular in Idaho. A young woman at the supermarket today was wearing some, and it was difficult to not stare, because her butt moved like two bobcats fighting in a burlap sack.

Struggle? Inconvenience?

Anyway, I think I pulled an orbital muscle in my eyeball from trying to look while not looking.

Tasty · « **Reply #458 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:01:34 AM »

Wish guys wore yoga pants

Shorts are OK I guess

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #459 on:** May 18, 2015, 01:10:25 AM »

Yo musicians; make sure your shit isn't solely left on like a dozen CDs, cuz if you die, people are gonna want to hear that shit, and it's gonna be a bitch to track those things down.

Huff · « **Reply #460 on:** May 18, 2015, 09:30:31 AM »

Phones not charging correctly. Really don't want to go to the sprint store. Those people are practically brain dead

Kara · « **Reply #461 on:** May 18, 2015, 11:58:53 AM »

A client told me to take care of myself.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #462 on:** May 18, 2015, 12:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 18, 2015, 11:58:53 AM

A client told me to take care of myself.

They probably didn't mean it.

Kara · « **Reply #463 on:** May 18, 2015, 12:26:13 PM »

Last week we had a conversation where they told me another client of mine was just using me up without any care for my well-being and I thought to myself, "You wouldn't care about that if it wasn't affecting me here."

Be incredibly cynical y'all.

king of the internet · « **Reply #464 on:** May 18, 2015, 12:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 18, 2015, 12:26:13 PM

Last week we had a conversation where they told me another client of mine was just using me up without any care for my well-being and I thought to myself, "You wouldn't care about that if it wasn't affecting me here."

Be incredibly cynical y'all.

It's true, though. You're a not a person, you're a utility.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #465 on:** May 18, 2015, 12:57:44 PM »

Employees are a company's best asset (if you listen to what the devil is teaching your children).

http://www.apa.org/monitor/mar06/employees.aspx

Kara · « **Reply #466 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:45:33 PM »

I get philosophical about ~~everything~~ accounting and tbh I see no reason why more types of employees aren't capitalized assets (I know footballers have to be) beyond the inhumanity of it making people feel icky and the "human element" making valuations more abstract.

Tune in next time when I talk about how the estate tax is an income tax.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #467 on:** May 19, 2015, 12:51:56 AM »

The thing most companies that have clients don't understand is that the employees ARE the products.
Such a simple thing. But so many don't get it.
Vulva, are you sure they weren't saying "take care of yourself" as a euphemism for masturbating?

Kara · « **Reply #468 on:** May 19, 2015, 04:08:14 AM »

In the working world I am generally not regarded as a sexual being so probably not.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #469 on:** May 19, 2015, 11:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 18, 2015, 11:58:53 AM

A client told me to take care of myself.

Your posts are a lot more entertaining when I pretend you're a high cost escort.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #470 on:** May 19, 2015, 01:41:13 PM »

Woke up to alarm at 7:45 but then went back under the covers for a few minutes because I have to plan my day wide awake in a fetal position before I can get started. So then somehow I fell asleep again and woke up at 10:15 which considering I had to be at work by 10 was a pretty big problem.

I know my bosses wouldn't give a shit but I'm way too embarrassed to admit the truth so I created a story of coughing violently during my commute and then stopping at CVS and then badda-boom I decide that this is going to be a day off so I don't make everyone sick. Of course they didn't ask a single fucking detail about anything.

I think this is the first time in my life I've taken an unscheduled day off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #471 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:10:13 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 19, 2015, 01:41:13 PM

Woke up to alarm at 7:45 but then went back under the covers for a few minutes because I have to plan my day wide awake in a fetal position before I can get started. So then somehow I fell asleep again and woke up at 10:15 which considering I had to be at work by 10 was a pretty big problem.

I know my bosses wouldn't give a shit but I'm way too embarrassed to admit the truth so I created a story of coughing violently during my commute and then stopping at CVS and then badda-boom I decide that this is going to be a day off so I don't make everyone sick. Of course they didn't ask a single fucking detail about anything.

I think this is the first time in my life I've taken an unscheduled day off.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #472 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:15:31 PM »

Yo, wake up rituals are the best. If I don't browse the Internet from the toilet for at least 20 minutes my life is hell

Steve Contra · « **Reply #473 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:16:51 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 19, 2015, 02:15:31 PM

Yo, wake up rituals are the best. If I don't browse the Internet from the toilet for at least 20 minutes my life is hell

You know when you're getting old when you don't feel right until you've taken a shit in the morning.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #474 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:22:36 PM »

Honestly, I've always needed time to myself in the morning to not be a cranky asshole.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #475 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 19, 2015, 02:19:49 PM

Taking a shit in the morning is an old person thing?

Oh, you'll know what I'm talking about. Trust me.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #476 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:27:46 PM »

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #477 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:35:44 PM »

My body has decided that it's new way of telling me I have to piss when I'm asleep is to sweat until I wake up feeling like a disgusting piece of shit

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #478 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:36:44 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 19, 2015, 02:19:49 PM

Taking a shit in the morning is an old person thing?

Gotta take one before work/school. otherwise you have to shit there (Image removed from quote.)

Getting paid to shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #479 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:42:00 PM »

I take a whiz in the morning, that's usually it.

When my alarm clock starts I tend to whip out my phone and check a few sites/email/etc before getting up to pee.

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Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 891501 times)