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Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« on: May 08, 2015, 11:41:18 PM »
-3 weapons (only 1 is good)
-2 maps
-1 game mode
-Have to use the gamepad

Thanks for the demo Nintendo.
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2015, 11:46:58 PM »
There's four weapons.

I thought it was kind of fun, but the roller seemed waaaaaay more effective than guns and once I played the two maps a couple of times, I was done.  Forcing gyro aiming in the initial training mode was a bad idea, but fortunately once you complete it, this can be turned off.  The game pad being required makes sense, for once- you get a map at the bottom and can touch your allies to super-jump over to them.
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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2015, 12:00:24 AM »
Wait are you telling me this isn't worth the bajillion pages of hype on GAF

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2015, 12:01:43 AM »
Wait are you telling me this isn't worth the bajillion pages of hype on GAF

Nah, get hyped for this instead!

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2015, 12:03:59 AM »
Duhhhhh
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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2015, 12:08:51 AM »
Wait are you telling me this isn't worth the bajillion pages of hype on GAF

Nah, get hyped for this instead!



ayyyyyyy who went and made burnout a cool game ???

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2015, 12:16:49 AM »
in this game you play as squids who turn into waifus at age 14. wtf nintendo. :lol


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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2015, 12:19:10 AM »
The name is splatoon for crying out loud.  What did you expect?
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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2015, 12:21:56 AM »
The fanbase is creepy.

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2015, 12:30:29 AM »
The fanbase is creepy.

1) Nintendo
2) 14 year old girl

Mix with Moe-pantsu Weeaboos and stir.

Wait are you telling me this isn't worth the bajillion pages of hype on GAF

The announcement trailer pretty much showed everything the game was going to do, a la Titanfall. Just "OMG A SHOOTER ON NINTENDO! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*" from the Nintendo-fanbase.

That's not to say that the concept isn't novel. It is. But if your entire hook is "cover the map in paint, whoever covers the most wins." You... need to find a better "hook."

Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2015, 12:37:46 AM »
ok i got drunk all night to get ready for this and it s such a bad game such a bad value. but i was slain. fuk me nintendo jajaja

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2015, 12:42:22 AM »
in this game you play as squids who turn into waifus at age 14. wtf nintendo. :lol

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2015, 12:55:56 AM »
when did nintendo fans become sonic fans

Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2015, 12:56:30 AM »
the game is good u just dont understand my gay slang

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2015, 12:57:34 AM »
when did nintendo fans become sonic fans

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2015, 01:42:09 AM »
So you don't even shoot paint at your opponents?  You just race to see who can paint the map first?
sup

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2015, 01:47:43 AM »
So you don't even shoot paint at your opponents?  You just race to see who can paint the map first?

Wait, seriously?

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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2015, 01:49:01 AM »
no u have to kill them too just to keep them respawning and wasting their time. but to win u have to cover as much paint as u can

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« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 01:55:14 AM »
Ah, I see
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« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2015, 02:02:10 AM »
no u have to kill them too just to keep them respawning and wasting their time. but to win u have to cover as much paint as u can

So you dont have to kill them really?

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« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2015, 02:03:58 AM »
In the Nintendo Direct they tout that you don't have to fight. :lol

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« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2015, 03:06:03 AM »
yeah the main goal is painting most of the map.  killing other squids slows them down and makes them explode in paint of your color.  but you can play the support role by coloring in the lines.  and some weapons are focused on killing, because the sniper rifle seems impractical for taking territory.

I don't know about other modes.  although apparently the game is shipping incomplete or something? what I heard is it comes without much and they'll add in maps and modes in the following months for free.

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Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2015, 03:34:56 AM »
Sorry, but anybody saying "only one weapon is good" didn't figure out how to play. I tried three of the four options, and consistently came in in the top two slots on my team. It's about how you use the weapons, not the weapons themselves.

I had a lot of fun. Could it get boring after a while? Totally possibly. But the whole "paint the stage" aspect adds a really unique strategy twist that a lot of the "just shoot people" players are going to totally fail at. This isn't Gears of War or whatever.

It definitely isn't just painting the stage, though. Helping to control the other team and making sure they aren't gaining territory is an equal mix of smart thinking and taking them out to slow down their progress.

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« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2015, 04:28:38 AM »
:rofl wtf  :lol


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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2015, 08:44:53 AM »
Sorry, but anybody saying "only one weapon is good" didn't figure out how to play. I tried three of the four options, and consistently came in in the top two slots on my team. It's about how you use the weapons, not the weapons themselves.

I had a lot of fun. Could it get boring after a while? Totally possibly. But the whole "paint the stage" aspect adds a really unique strategy twist that a lot of the "just shoot people" players are going to totally fail at. This isn't Gears of War or whatever.

It definitely isn't just painting the stage, though. Helping to control the other team and making sure they aren't gaining territory is an equal mix of smart thinking and taking them out to slow down their progress.

The splattergun jr. or whatever it's called is pretty good for general coverage and has some quick refill in exchange for bad recoil and short range. I freqently got between 800-1000 points with that loadout (Even got a match with a 12-1 K/D) It's just the other two (Assault Rifle and Sniper Rifle equivelents) are complete useless shitshows with no real benefits.

The main issue with the roller is that it has the same movement speed of other weapons, has better ink coverage. Has the same range as the Splattergun Jr. whenever you use the stomp attack and is pretty much an instant kill if you are even close to another player. Why bother with another class when you can just roll around at speed, cover the ground and fuck over the other team by covering the flat ground choke points. First team to do that is usually the one that wins.

The game is decent, sure. Just if the content is as low as the direct made out and Nintendo is as stubborn at tweaking the games as others like Smash then I think I'm going to pass.

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2015, 09:00:39 AM »
wow so the game is designed for little kids who woulda thought
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2015, 09:03:52 AM »
wow so the game is designed for little kids who woulda thought

If you had any respect for your kids you would get them Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare instead.

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2015, 10:25:55 AM »
Wait are you telling me this isn't worth the bajillion pages of hype on GAF

Nah, get hyped for this instead!



What is up with racing games these days that are all about going in straight lines really fast with very few curves in the road.

It's more about passively watching scenery whizz you by at high speeds than it is about racing. No challenge or depth whatsoever.

I thought you didn't like curves?
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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2015, 01:08:18 PM »
it's pretty fun.  it started to wear thing at the top of the hour but the game kept putting me on the worse of the two maps (the smaller one).

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« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2015, 01:24:47 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2015, 01:51:16 PM »
wow so the game is designed for little kids who woulda thought

As someone who watched 33 minutes of Nintendo Direct about this, I'd say they're going more for tweens. Tons of mall fashion stuff in the persistent part of the game.

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« Reply #31 on: May 09, 2015, 02:18:18 PM »
Eh fuck it, the last test is in 45 minutes so I'll give it a shot

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« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2015, 04:20:19 PM »
in this game you play as squids who turn into waifus at age 14. wtf nintendo. :lol

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« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2015, 05:51:58 PM »
I found it surprisingly competent; enjoyed my time with that beta/demo. OP is shitting on the game for obvious reasons, and guess a bunch of other North Boreans think the same which is kinda a shame
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« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2015, 06:41:48 PM »
I don't know what thread you're reading.  I know it's not gaf's warped idea of praise/criticism but the few impressions here are positive.

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« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2015, 10:07:25 PM »
It's just the other two (Assault Rifle and Sniper Rifle equivelents) are complete useless shitshows with no real benefits.

The main issue with the roller is that it has the same movement speed of other weapons, has better ink coverage. Has the same range as the Splattergun Jr. whenever you use the stomp attack and is pretty much an instant kill if you are even close to another player. Why bother with another class when you can just roll around at speed, cover the ground and fuck over the other team by covering the flat ground choke points. First team to do that is usually the one that wins.

I will respectfully disagree! I did my best with the regular Splattergun, and think I liked it's longer range and stronger shots better than the Splattergun Jr. And, I don't know, I usually didn't find it hard to take out Roller players unless I was being stupid. Squid into the paint, quickly back off, and then focus on the Roller with either shots or grenade. From what I saw, Rollers were great at covering territory quickly, but not really worth much in battle unless they had back-up or you had non-Roller players who didn't know what they were doing. Or, I mean, unless you had a Roller player that was REALLY good.

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2015, 10:15:24 PM »
Is the "demo" the full game?
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« Reply #37 on: May 09, 2015, 10:40:09 PM »
Is the "demo" the full game?

Seems like it might be close to what will be available at launch.  One mode and two maps in the demo...isn't it just one mode and five maps at release?
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« Reply #38 on: May 09, 2015, 10:49:16 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2015, 10:57:10 PM »
i played the final hour today and had a lot more fun. people learned how to deal with the roller so its not really op anymore. i'm not buying it until it's a lot cheaper and has more content, but its a good game.

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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2015, 11:00:10 PM »
Don't think my jab at archie means I think this game is not baby tier trash tho
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« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2015, 11:03:57 PM »
i liked it because im playing dota right now

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« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2015, 11:16:32 PM »
Is this going to be the first time that Nintendo has released an 'unfinished' game? 
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« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2015, 11:20:09 PM »
Is this going to be the first time that Nintendo has released an 'unfinished' game?


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Re: Splatoon is trash.
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2015, 11:20:15 PM »
Don't forget Wind Waker.

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« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2015, 11:28:28 PM »

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« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2015, 12:49:35 AM »
I thought the demo was fun. However the warehouse level is ass.

The roller is really good, but I feel like the Jr gun might be better. Sniper is trash.

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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2015, 01:24:41 AM »
Wait this thing is gonna be $60? Yeah, fuck that  :lol

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« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2015, 01:44:32 AM »
Is the "demo" the full game?

Seems like it might be close to what will be available at launch.  One mode and two maps in the demo...isn't it just one mode and five maps at release?

Wasn't there supposed to be a story mode?

A story mode doing what...running around painting maps with AI players?  I hope it's something more than that.
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« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2015, 04:16:19 AM »
Nah story mode plays more like a platformer.
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« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2015, 01:44:33 PM »
Nah story mode plays more like a platformer.

Just watched a video.  It's the same as multiplayer. You still run around painting everything and fight CPU enemies. 

I don't know if I'm going to get this or not.  At least at release.
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« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2015, 01:54:19 PM »
Well isn't painting the levels one of the main means of transportations in this game? I don't feel it's unreasonable that the single players uses the main gameplay elements of the multiplayer mode.

Looks pretty different to just a bot match sp mode.

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« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »
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« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2015, 03:53:22 PM »
don't worry, no one will buy it anyway.

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« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2015, 03:55:34 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2015, 08:18:19 AM »


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« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2015, 11:50:54 AM »
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